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- SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-71-72-73-74-75-76-77-78-79-80 From: suhani
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- <><> I believe<><> From: NARESHVAKHARIA
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- LOVE is more than a four letter word...!!!!! From: NARESHVAKHARIA
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- < >< > I am SORRY < >< >< From: NARESHVAKHARIA
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- Hold a True Friend and Don't Let Go !!! From: Loveever
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- ~!~!~! MY LOVE~!~!~!~ From: Loveever
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 391-392-393-394-395-396-397-398-399-400
Posted by: "neha s" nehashah20f@yahoo.com nehashah20f
Sat May 1, 2010 6:24 am (PDT)
NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 391
NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 391
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Sochte sab hai badalta nahi koi,
Dil ki raah par chalta nahi hai koi,
Tej chalna to sabko aata hai,
Magar thokar lagne par sambhalta nahi hai koi.
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Jo aapke masoom se hotho par hasi hai,
Wo dard ki aahat ki hakeekat me khushi hai,
Ek muddat huye bichade huye tumase lekin,
Teri soorat abhi bhi mere dil me basi hai.
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Din ko chain nahi, raat ko aaraam nahi,
Na jee lage kahi, ae khuda kya yahi pyaar hai,
Jawaab aaya- are paagal, ye pyaar nahi,
Ye to 'summer' ki garmi hai.
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Lamhe judaai ke bekaraar nahi karte hai,
Haalaat mere mujhe lachaar karte hai,
Aankhen hamaari pad lo kabhi,
Ham kaise kahi ki ham aapse pyaar karte hai.
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Sadiya gujar gai, tera deedaar na hua,
Gulaab tuta ek baar phir gulajaar na hua,
Hamne to yara tujhako pyaar kiya hardam,
Magar tujhko kabhi bhi hamse pyaar na hua.
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 392
NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 392
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Maangta hu to deti nahi jawaab meri baat ka,
Deti hai to khada ho jata hai rom-rom jazabaat ka,
Pata nahi kyon wo bolti hai,
Ki dheere se daalo baalo me phool gulaab ka.
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Boond-boond se hai saagar ki gehraai,
Iski har boond hai mujh me samaai,
Koi maange to ek boond na de sakenge,
Kyonki har boond me hai aapki dosti samaai.
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Pyaar ek lamba,
Meetha sapna hota hai,
Aur shaadi ek alarm ghadi.
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Meethe dard ka asar hai, sehkar to dekho,
Pyaar katra nahi samundar hai, behkar to dekho,
Tumhaare liye to chod denge jamana,
Ek baar hame dost kehkar to dekho.
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Ye SMS kewal khoobsurat aur smart logo ke liye tha,
Galti se ise hamne aapke mobile par bhej diya hai,
Isaliye jyada khush mat hona,
Asuvidha ke liye ham dil se maafi maangte hai.
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 393
NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 393
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Sooraj se roshan hai saara jahaan,
Hame ek diye ki talaash hai,
Apne paas logo ki kami nahi hai par
Door apne bhi koi khaas hai,
Chaahta hu tujhe pyaar du,
Dosti pe apni jindagi waar du,
Jab bhi tera SMS nahi milata to,
Man karta hai ki teri jaan nikaal du.
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Kaash aisa ho ki tumko tumse chura lu,
Waqt ko rokkar waqt se ek dil chura lu,
Tum paas ho to is raat se ek raat chura lu,
Tum saath ho to is jahaan se ye jahaan chura lu.
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Mere rab mere yaar ko,
Saari khushi dena,
Bhool jaaye na dosto ko wo khushiyo ke mele me,
Isaliye thodi yaad unhe ham dosto ki bhi de dena.
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Main aasmaan me baadlo ko dekh raha tha,
Bahut hi sundar najara tha,
Tum aa gaye to main tumhe dekhne laga,
Aur kya tha bas dekhta hi reh gaya.
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Tumhaari yaado ko rok pana hai mushkil,
Rote huye dil ko manana hai mushkil,
Ye dil aapko kitna yaad kar raha hai,
Is ek SMS se likh paana hai mushkil.
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 394
NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 394
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Intajaar uska jiske aane ki koi aas ho,
Khushboo bhi us phool ki jo mere paas ho,
Manjil na mil saki hame to koi baat nahi,
Gam bhi usi shakhs ka hota hai jise pyaar ka ehsaas ho.
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Shaam ki tanhaai me kho na jana,
Kisi ki masti me doob na jana,
Milegi jaroor kal manjil tumhe,
Use paakar is naacheez ko bhool na jana.
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Yaado me tum, khyaalo me tum,
Teri aankhon me ho gaye ham gum,
Bhool gaye saari duniya,
Bas yaad hai to sirf tum.....tum.....tum.
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Mujhe hamesha apna dost banakar rakhna aur,
Main tumhe apne dil me rakhkar tala lagakar
Chabi kahi bahut door fenk doonga taaki
Koi tumhe mujhase door nahi le ja sake.
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Yaad aati hai jab unki yaaro to
Ek sher ban jata hai,
Waise to hamko yaaro
Likhna bhi kahaa aata hai.
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 395
NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 395
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Jee chaahe jitna sataao,
Shikayat karne waale ham nahi,
Ittefaak ki baat hai ki pyaar aapse hai,
Warna itane keemti SMS karne waale ham nahi.
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Mat kariye dost apni girl friend se itni mohabbat,
Wo aankhon se waar karti hai,
Maine dekha hai uski aankhon me,
Wo mujhse bhi pyaar karti hai.
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Mujhko gulaab mat dena mere sanam,
Mere liye tum hi gulaab ho,
Mere dile sawaalo ka tum hi jawaab ho,
Mere khuda ho tum, meri jaan ho tum,
Aapka koi jawaab nahi, aap to laajwaab ho.
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Hajaaro bete kal aur laakho aane waale kal
Ke beech ka din aaya hai aur
Main use aise hi nahi jaane doonga,
Tumse main jaroor kahuga ki tum bahut khoobsurat ho
Aur main tumse bahut pyaar karta hu.
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Jogi ko pyaar hai apni raakh se,
Kabaadi ko pyaar hai apni khaak se,
Jaasoos ko pyaar hai apni jhaanch se,
Par hame pyaar hai aapki aankh se.
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 396
NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 396
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Ham aapki yaad me udaas hai,
Bas aapse milane ki aas hai,
Chaahe dost kitne hi kyon na ho,
Apne liye to bas aap hi khaas hai.
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Jakhm ki baat nahi hai, jaane dard kyon hota hai,
Dhokhe ki baat nahi hai, jaane wishwaas kyon hota hai,
Jaante hai ki bewafa hai,
Na jaane phir bhi pyaar kyon hota hai.
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Kuch kismat hi aisi rahi dosto,
Ki ab jindagi se koi tamanna nahi rahi,
Jisako chaha usko pa na sake,
Aur jo mila use mohabbat nahi huyi.
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Naseeb se milta hai pyaar,
Naseeb se milta hai deedaar,
Badi naajuk cheej hai jara sambhaal ke rakhna,
Kyonki naseeb waalo ko milta hai kisi ka sacchaa pyar.
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Ek aadmi poori jindagi sochta raha,
Sochta raha, sochta raha aur
Sochte-sochte hi mar gaya ki
Agar meri bahan ke 2 bhaai hai, to mera ek kaise?
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 397
NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 397
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Is dil me dekho tasweer tumhaari hai,
In aankhon me dekho tasweer tumhaari hai,
Jee rahe hai ab tak apni marjee se,
Lekin ye maut ab amaanaat tumhaari hai.
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Tum jab se aa gaye jindagi me,
Jitane the gam sab kho gaye,
Pehale the ham patthar ke,
Lekin ab mom ke ho gaye.
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Apna samajhkar tumhe chaahte rahe,
Bereham se khud ko behlaate rahe,
Na miloge tum phir bhi maanta nahi man,
Maante tumhe paane ki tum maangte rahe.
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Meri shaadi hogi to aapse hogi,
Ye mera wada hai,
Main mar jaauga tumhaare bina,
Ye mera irada hai.
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Ae dost jab bhi tu udaas hoga,
Mera khyaal tere hi paas hoga,
Dil ki gehraaiyo se jab bhi karoge yaad hame,
Tumhe hamaare kareeb hone ka ehasaas hoga.
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 398
NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 398
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Jitna maine kiya kaun itna pyaar karega,
Meri baate sanam tujhe yaad aaya karegi bahut,
Meri aashiki, meri deewaangi bhulegi kaise tu,
Teri dhadkan, teri saanse tujhe roolaya karegi bahut.
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Na aisi baat karo,
Dil dhadak jaata hai,
Pyaar karne ko betaabi se machal jata hai.
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Daali se patte, yu hi gira nahi karte,
Bichad ke log jyada jiya nahi karte,
Kuch naye SMS ho to bhejiye,
Puraane ham baar-baar pada nahi karte.
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Aaj phir dil hai kuch udaas jaane kyon,
Ek maayusi si chaai hai,
Aaj phir palko par paani,
Bheed me hu phir bhi kyon ye tanhaai hai.
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Aapse bahut pyaar karta hu,
Ab shaadi karna chaahta hu,
Main kisi ke saath nahi,
Tumhaare saath marna chaahta hu.
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 399
NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 399
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Dil ko kisi pal bhi karaar na aaya,
Na tera koi khat ya sandesh na aaya,
Tum nadaan ho, nasamajh ho ya phir kuch aur,
Tumhe sab kuch aaya magar pyaar karna na aaya.
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Kahaan tak jaalim tera intajaar karu,
Tu bewafaa to nahi magar kitna aitbaar karu,
Sitam mujh par huye aur tum chup hi rahe,
Ae sanam ab kis tarah use pyaar karu.
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Meri aankhen tere deedaar ko tarasti hai,
Meri nas-nas tere pyaar ko fadakti hai,
Tu to bata jaanam tujhko bhulaau kaise,
Meri rooh tak teri yaad me tadapti hai.
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Dekha nahi hai koi tujhsa,
Dekhane tujhe jannat se bhi laut aayenge,
Jab tak deedaar na ho tera,
Mar kar bhi ham chain se na mar paayenge.
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Dil to hai ek raahi jana, jiski tum manjil ho,
Dil to hai ek kashti jana, jiski tum saahil ho,
Dil na phir kuch maangega jana,
Agar tum haansil ho.
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 400
NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 400
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Ham tere pyaar me ae yaar waha tak pahuche,
Jaha ye bhool gaye ham ki kaha tak pahuche,
Ek sadi tak na waha pahuchegi duniya saari,
Ek hi ghoont me deewaane jaha tak pahuche.
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Najar jab mili to fasaane ho gaye,
Ek pal me ham aapke deewaane ho gaye,
Jab se aaye hai aap hamaari jindagi me,
Andaaz hi hamaare shaayrana ho gaye.
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Diya ummeedo ka yu bujhaya nahi karte,
Pyaar karne waalo ko yu bhulaya nahi karte.
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Bure waqt ka daur mit jaayega tere aane se,
Baaj aa jaao ab sir dard ke bahaane se,
Ek muddat se milna nahi hua hai tera,
Aitraaj kya hai tujhe rasme wafa nibhaane se.
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Chale aaye wo chhat par us din,
Log samajh baithe ki chaand hai,
Khuda hai usse khafa, ab isme unki kya khata hai,
Husn paya hai unhone to unke jalwo se kaun door reh payega.
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SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-71-72-73-74-75-76-77-78-79-80
Posted by: "suhani" suhanisharma21f@gmail.com suhanisharma21f
Sat May 1, 2010 9:34 am (PDT)
SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-071
SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-071
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Pati- "Aaj shaam ka ghoomna cancel|"
Patni- "Aisa hi tha to savere bolte|"
Pati- "Kyo?"
patni- "Savere se lagi-lagi ab to mai
make up khatam kar paai hoon|"
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Santa- "Mai apni patni ki photo sadaiv apne
Money purse me rakhta hoon|"
Banta- "Tabhi vah sadaiv khali rehta hai|"
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Doctor- "Sahab, aap apni biwi ke baare me bilkul
pareshaan na ho| Yo samajhiye ki aspataal se aapke
ghar bilkul nayi aurat jaayegi|"
Saahab khush hokar- "Sach! Parantu yadi meri biwi
ko pata chal gaya to?"
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Ram- "Kya mai aapka dhandha jaan sakta hoon?"
Shyaam- "Mai film nirmata hoon|"
Ram- "Aapne abhi tak kuch becha?"
Shyaam- "Sab kuch| Sirf film ko chodkar|"
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SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-072
SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-072
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Seeta- "Mahesh, tu itni der se kya kha raha hai?"
Mahesh- "Akal ki dawa|"
Seeta- "Akal ki dawa, phir to mujhe bhi de de|"
Mahesh- "Do rupaye ki hai|"
Seeta (rupaye dekar dawa khaate huye)- "Are! Ye to gud hai|"
Mahesh- "Dekha, dawa khaate hi akal aa gayi|"
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Ek janaaja chaurahe par do minute ke liye ruka| Bank ki gaadi jisme bank ki sampatti thi, raasta khaali na hone ke kaaran janaaje ke peeche chalne lagi| Tabhi wahi khada ek sharaabi bol pada- "Wah! Pehli baar dekh raha hoon ki koi marne ke baad bhi bank balance saath liye jaa raha hai|"
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Doctor ne apne mitra se poocha- "Khaali pet hone par tum kitni roti kha sakte ho?"
Mitra ne kaafi soch-samajhkar uttar diya- "Mere vichaar se saat rotiya to kha hi jaaunga|"
Doctor- "Galat, ek roti khaane par tumhara pet khaali
kaha rah jaayega|"
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Pati- "Batao, shaadi me dulha ghodi ke jagah gadhe
par chadkar kyo nahi aata?"
Patni- "Isliye ki dulhan ek saath do gadho ko dekhkar
kahi dar na jaaye|"
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SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-073
SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-073
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Premi- "Tum bhi kitni bholi ho| Kya meri aankho
se mere dil ka haal nahi padh sakti?"
Premika- "Tum to jaante ho ki mai padhna nahi jaanti|"
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Railgaadi ki birth par ek saahab sandook rakhkar baithne lage to niche baithi moti mahila ekdam boli-
"Ise kahi aur rakhiye, kahi yah mere upar gir gaya to?"
Yaatri laaparvaahi se bola- "Koi chinta ki baat nahi,
isme koi bhi tootne waala saamaan nahi hai|"
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Santa- "Kyo, tumhaare daant kaise toot gaye?"
Banta- "Hasne ke kaaran|"
Santa- "Hasne ke kaaran?"
Banta- "Haan yaar, kal mai ek pehalvaan ko
dekhkar has pada tha|"
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Muhalle me kiraye ke makaan me aayi nayi mahila apni padosan se- "Kya tumhara koi ladka hai?"
Padosan- "Haan, mera ek ladka hai|"
Mahila- "Kya vah cigrate pita hai?"
Padosan- "Nahi|"
Mahila- "Wah! Tumhara ladka kitna acha hai,
uski umra kitni hai?"
Padosan- "Teen mahine|"
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SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-074
SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-074
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Premika- "Maine tumse shaadi na ki to kya tum
aatmahatya kar loge?"
Premi- "Mai to hamesha yahi karta hoon|"
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Maa ne aadhunik poshaak pehne apni dono betiyo ko kaha- "Pati dhoondne ke liye mai kabhi itni ban-thankar nahi rehti thi, jitna ki tum rehti ho|"
Ek bet- "Tabhi to dekh lijiye, aapko kaisa pati mila hai|"
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Premi- "Mai aajkal saahitya ke liye kaam kar raha hoon|"
Premika- "Sach? Kya kaam kar rahe ho?"
Premi- "Saahityakar ki pustako ke upar jild baand raha hoon|"
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Santa- "Meri patni se meri kal bahas huyi thi|
Mai chahta tha ki ham ghar par taash khele aur
vah cinema jaana chahti thi|"
Banta- "To phir cinema kaisa raha?"
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SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-075
SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-075
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Premika- "Yah kya bematlab ka uphaar laye ho tum meri saalgiraah par| chaaye ke cup to hamare ghar me bhare pade hai|"
Premi- "Yah bematlab ka nahi hai, balki matlab ka uphaar hai priy| Yah sada tumhare hontho ko choomta rahega|"
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Maa ne daantte huye- "Rinku, tum behad sharaarti ho gaye ho| Dekhne me bhi bandar ki tarah lagte ho|"
Rinku- "Nahi mummy, aap jhooth bolti hai| Pados waali aunty to kehti hai ki tum bilkul apne papa ki shakal se milte ho|"
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Premika- "Kya mere hontho ka hi 'kiss' tumne sabse pehle liya?"
Premi- "Haa aur wahi sabse adhik madhoor hai|"
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Santa- "Kyo sust ho?"
Banta- "Yaar, mera sir bahut dukhta hai to meri premika mera sir choom leti hai, bas dil ko itni thandak milti hai ki dard theek ho jaata hai|"
Santa- "To bhai ye batao ki tumhari premika kab
aayegi aur kaha milegi?"
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SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-076
SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-076
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Santa- "Pati-patni me sabse jyaada shaanti kab rehti hai?"
Banta- "Jab pati yah nahi sunta ki patni kya kehti
hai aur patni nahi dekhti ki pati kya kar rahi hai?"
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Premi premika ke ghar aaya to use akele paakar bola- "Kya tumhari choti behan ko mere aane ka pata hai?"
Premika- "Haan|"
Premi- "Tum kaise jaanti ho?"
Premika- "Kyoki vah baahar chali gayi hai|"
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Premika- "Tum to kah rahe the ki is beauty clinic me tumhe naukri mil gayi hai| Phir tum baahar khade kya kar rahe ho?"
Premi- "Yaha baahar khade rehna, bheetar jaane waali naariyo ki upeksha karna, jab shrungaar karakar baahar nikle to seeti bajaana, yahi to meri naukri hai|"
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Premi- "Mard ko 'bechara' kyo kehte hai?"
Premika- "Kyoki jo shakhs jahaaj, railmarg, pull aadi
bana sakta hai, vishwa yudh lad sakta hai, sher ka
shikaar kar sakta hai... vah bechara apni kameej
me button nahi taank sakta|"
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SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-077
SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-077
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Premika- "Agar shaadi se pehle mujhe bacha ho gaya
to mai aatmahatya kar loongi|"
Premi- "Shaabaash, meri premika ko aisa hi
hona chahiye|"
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Pati- "Aise jeevan se behtar hai ki mai mar jau|
He Bhagwaan! Mujhe utha le|"
Patni- "He Ram! Isse pehle tu mujhe utha le|"
Pati- "Bhagwaan! Aaj tu isi ki sun le|
Mai apni praarthna vaapas leta hoon|"
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Ek stree- "Kyo ji Rajbhavan chaloge?"
Taange waala- "Nahi hujoor|"
Stree- "Kyo?"
Taange waala- "Waha jaane waale ko Minister bana
dete hai| Mera ghoda bhookho mar jaayega|"
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Raamu- "Start ho jaane ke baad is gaadi ka
break nahi lagta|"
Motor mechanic- "Kya aapki patni bhi is car ko
drive karti hai?"
Raamu- "Haan|"
Motor mechanic- "Tabhi unka asar is par pad gaya|"
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SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-078
SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-078
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Santa- "Apne desh me mrutyu ki ausat dar kya hai?"
Banta- "Shat-pratishat|"
Santa- "Kaise?"
Banta- "Yaha par jo manushya paida hota hai
vah ant me mar jaata hai|"
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Patni- "Mai tumko sacha paarkhi manti hoon|"
Pati- "Vah kyo?"
Patni- "Meri taaiji kaha karti thi ki tum jaisi
gavaar ko koi kaath ka ulloo hi byaahega|"
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Patni- "Aajkal kharch ki badi tangi hone lagi hai|"
Pati- "Haan...Mai saptaah me poore cheh din kaam
karta hoon aur tum poore saat din kharch karti ho|
Ghaata to hoga hi|"
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Police waale ne pati-patni ko rok liya|
Pati- "Kya baat hai?"
Police- "Cycle par teen savaari chalna
kaanooni jurm hai|"
Pati- "Par ham to kewal do hai|"
Police- "Aur tumhari patni ke pet me jo bacha hai|"
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SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-079
SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-079
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Ek adhed umra ke school teacher ne apni student se
poocha- "Mai sundar hoon, yah kaun-sa kaal hai?"
Ladki tadaak se boli- "Ji...bhootkaal!"
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Seeta- "Jis daftar me mai kaam karti hoo,
uska maalik bahut sharif aadmi hai|"
Geeta- "Uski umra kya hai?"
Seeta- "Assi saal|"
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Maalkin bigad kar- "Aaj phir tu der se aayi?"
Naukrani- "Kya-kya karoon| Raat-bhar to maalik
ke pair dabaati rahi, phir uske baad...|"
Maalkin- "Shut up...kya bakti hai?"
Naukrani- "Aji, mai aapke ghar ki nahi,
apne ghar ki baat kar rahi hoon|"
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Seeta- "Yah photographer bahut badmaash aadmi hai|"
Geeta- "Kyo? Kya baat ho gayi?"
Seeta- "Mai photo utarvaane gayi| Vo haraami
bola, jara meri or muskaraakar to dekho|"
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SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-080
SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-080
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Sethani- "Are! Deewani, itni der laga di?"
Naukrani- "Sethaniji, mai seediyo
se gir gayi thi|"
Sethani- "To kya girne me itne ghante lagte hai?"
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Pati- "Darling! Aaj kisi hotel me chaye piye|"
Patni- "Kyo? Aaj kya baat ho gayi?"
Pati- "Baat to kuch bhi nahi| Mai pyaale
dhote-dhote tang aa gaya hoon|"
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Seeta- "Tumhe yah kya shauk soojha ki
kutta paal liya?"
Geeta- "Taaki logo ko pata na chal sake ki
kaun bhaunk raha hai|"
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Seeta- "Tumhare pati jab bhi mujhse milte
hai, tab mujhe dekhkar hat nahi utaarte|
Kya unme tameej ki kami hai?"
Geeta- "Nahi, darahsal ve ganje hai|"
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- 3.
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<><> I believe<><>
Posted by: "NARESHVAKHARIA" NARESHVAKHARIA@GMAIL.COM nareshvakharia
Sat May 1, 2010 11:42 am (PDT)
*YOUR SMILE IS YOUR BEST FRIEND......MAKE IT SOMEONE ELSE'S TOO** *
*BE HAPPY, IT'S ONE WAY OF BEING WISE,*
* *
*
*
* *
*NARESH VAKHARIA*
*I believe*
*that we don't have to change friends
if we understand that friends change.
I believe-
that no matter** how good a friend** is,
they're going to hurt you every
once in a while and you must forgive
them for that. *
*
[image: flower flowers]*
*
I believe-
that true friendship continues to grow,
even over the longest distance.
Same goes for true love.
**
I believe-
that you should always leave loved ones
with loving words. It may be the last
time you see them.
[image: flower flowers]
I believe-
that we are responsible for what we do,
no matter how we feel.
**I believe-
that either you control your attitude
or it controls you.
[image: flower flowers]
I believe-
that heroes are the people**
who do what has to be done
when it needs to be done,
regardless of the consequences.
I believe-
that sometimes when I'm angry
I have the right to be angry,
but that doesn't give me
the right to be cruel.
**[image: flower flowers]*
*
I believe-
that just because someone** doesn't love
you the way you want them to doesn't
mean they don't love you with all they have.
I believe-
that maturity has more to do with
what types of experiences you've had
and what you've learned from them
and less to do with how many
birthdays you've celebrated.
[image: flower flowers]*
*
I believe-
that it isn't always enough to be
forgiven by others. Sometimes you
have to learn to forgive yourself.
I believe-
that no matter how bad your heart is broken
the world doesn't stop for your grief. *
*
[image: flower flowers]*
*
I believe-
that our background and circumstances
may have influenced who we are,
but we are responsible for who we become.
I believe-
that just because two people argue,
it doesn't mean they don't love each other
And just because they don't argue,
it doesn't mean they do.
[image: flower flowers]*
*
I believe-
that you shouldn't be so eager to find out a
secret. It could change your life** forever.
I believe-
that two people can look at the exact same
thing and see something totally different.
[image: flower flowers]*
*
I believe-
that your life can be changed in a matter of
hours by people who don't even know you.
**
**
I believe-
that even when you think you have no more
to give, when a friend cries out to you
you will find the strength to help.
[image: flower flowers]*
*
I believe-
that credentials on the wall do not make
you a decent human being.
I believe-
that the people you care about most in life
are taken from you too soon.*
*
*
*[image: flower flowers]*
*
*
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*
*
- 4.
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LOVE is more than a four letter word...!!!!!
Posted by: "NARESHVAKHARIA" NARESHVAKHARIA@GMAIL.COM nareshvakharia
Sat May 1, 2010 11:45 am (PDT)
*YOUR SMILE IS YOUR BEST FRIEND......MAKE IT SOMEONE ELSE'S TOO** *
*BE HAPPY, IT'S ONE WAY OF BEING WISE,*
* *
*
*
* *
*NARESH VAKHARIA*
<http://groups.yahoo.com/ >group/sweet_ jokes/join
LOVE is more than a four letter word
it packs more power than any we've heard.
LOVE can turn a frown into a smile
make our day more
worthwhile.
LOVE never fails, love never tires
makes more heat than many fires.
LOVE makes us tingle and walk on air
helps us do things we wouldn't dare.
LOVE is a dream, a sweet fantasy
but it is also life and reality.
LOVE can fly us up so high
drop us low when it says goodbye.
LOVE is a strange mysterious force
but one we want to keep of course.
LOVE we don't want to live without
when it's absent, we will pout.
LOVE can go and new love return
better than before you will learn.
LOVE that is perfect and is right
may come along any day or night.
Yes LOVE is more than a four letter word
it's the most wonderful word you have heard.
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- 5.
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< >< > I am SORRY < >< ><
Posted by: "NARESHVAKHARIA" NARESHVAKHARIA@GMAIL.COM nareshvakharia
Sat May 1, 2010 11:52 am (PDT)
*YOUR SMILE IS YOUR BEST FRIEND......MAKE IT SOMEONE ELSE'S TOO** *
*BE HAPPY, IT'S ONE WAY OF BEING WISE,*
* *
*
*
* *
*NARESH VAKHARIA*
[image: Visit Us @ www.MumbaiHunGama.com]
<http://groups.yahoo.com/ >group/MumbaiHunG ama/
*I'm sorry of being so emotional
I'm sorry of being so possessive
I'm sorry that I cry for you
I'm sorry because I can't live without you
I'm sorry for the tears you shed
I'm sorry for the damage I made
I'm sorry I've made you sick
Sorry I hurt you so deep
I'm sorry for giving you sleepless nights
I'm sorry for each and every fight
I'm sorry for your pain & agony
I'm sorry for the missing harmony
I'm sorry for my selfish love
I'm sorry for not caring enough
I'm sorry for my restlessness
I'm sorry for the losing grace
I'm sorry my friend I made you mad
I'm sorry darling you are so sad
Sorry for not giving you any happiness
Sorry because it's my disgrace
I'm sorry for thinking of you so very much
I'm sorry I always miss your touch
I'm sorry of being so mad about you
I'm sorry for my every blue
I'm sorry of being so immature
I'm sorry now that can't be cured
I'm sorry of being myself
I'm sorry that I've failed
I'm sorry and sorry again
I'm sorry of being insane
But believe me that I love you
Should I say sorry for that too ???*
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- 6.
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Hold a True Friend and Don't Let Go !!!
Posted by: "Loveever" shaiprajapati@yahoo.co.in shaiprajapati
Sat May 1, 2010 11:58 am (PDT)
org
UPDATES
@ WWW.LOVEEVER. ORG
Friends.....
...
They
love you,
but
they are not your lover
They
care for you,
but
they are not from your family
They
are
ready to share your pain,
but
they are not in your blood relation.
They
are........FRIENDS! !!!!
True
friend...... ..
Scolds
like a DAD..
Cares
like a MOM..
Teases
like a SISTER..
Irritates
like a BROTHER..
And
finally loves U more than a LOVER.
Send
2 all ur good friends even me if I am 1 of them.
C
how many u get back....
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- 7.
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~!~!~! MY LOVE~!~!~!~
Posted by: "Loveever" shaiprajapati@yahoo.co.in shaiprajapati
Sat May 1, 2010 11:58 am (PDT)
org
UPDATES
@ WWW.LOVEEVER. ORG
My love, my heart, my soul is
my gift to you
Your smile, your love is the
only reward I would want
Precious, like a gem made by
angels to shine forever
Releasing the passion inside
me that burns for you
Intertwining our destinies, so
that we two soul
mates
Now and forever, can live out
our hopes and dreams
Creating our own bond of life,
to overcome the challenges
Explore the mysteries, and to
enjoy life as it should be
Sharing the peace and love,
that everyone looks
for
So in the end I want nothing,
because I have everything I need
--
®Trust
God, he knows ur future. He may not reveal it to you but he will walk
with you as the future unfolds. Don't trust the stars, trust the one
who made them. Gud Day!. http://confusedspace-confused. blogspot. com/
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