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1.: Reverse Genesis From: Deepak Punjabi

2a.: Today Tonic From: Sonia Thomas
2b.: Today Tonic From: Sonia Thomas
2c.: Today Tonic From: Sonia Thomas

3.: Good ideas are not the monopoly of the educated..... From: pran mitra

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1.: Reverse Genesis

Posted by: "Deepak Punjabi" indigoblue2005@yahoo.com indigoblue2005

Sun May 16, 2010 7:54 am (PDT)

Reverse Genesis: Uncreation

In the beginning was the earth.And it was beautiful.

And man live upon the earth.

And man said: "Let us build skyscrapers and express ways."

And man said: It is good."

On the second day, man look up on the clear blue waters on the earth.

And man said: "Let us dump our sewage and waste into the waters."

And man did.

The waters became dark and murky.

And man said: "It is good."

On the third day,

Man gazed at the forest of the earth

And they were tall and green.

And man said: "Let us cut the trees and build things for ourselves."

And man did. And the forest grew thin.

And man said: "It is good."

On the fourth day,

Man saw animals leaping in the fields

And playing under the sun. And man said:

"Let us trap the animals for money

And shoot them for sport."

And man did. And the animals became scarce.

And man said: "It is good."

On the fifth day,

Man felt the cool breeze in his nostrils.

And man said: " Let us born our refuse and let the wind blow away the smoke and debris."

And man did. And the air became dense with smoke and carbon.

And man said: "It is good."

On the sixth day,

Man saw many kind of people on earth

And man feared and said: "Let us make bombs and missile sites in case misunderstanding arise."

And man did. And missile sites and bomb dumps checkered the landscape.

And man said: "It is good."

On the seventh day, man rested.

And the earth was quite and deathly still.

For man was no more.

And it was,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Bad!!!!!!!!!!!!

By an unknown high school teacher.

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2a.: Today Tonic

Posted by: "Sonia Thomas" sonia.thomas19@yahoo.com sonia.thomas19

Sun May 16, 2010 8:06 am (PDT)

Bacha: Miss hamary ghar aaj bhai anay wala hay.Miss: wo kasay?Bacha: jab phichli bar ammi hospital main admit theen tu behan aae thi
Ab abu admit hain…

Son: Mom! Papa
Bohot shareef hain…Mom: Wo kesay?Son: Jab bhi kisi Larki ko dekhtay hain to…Foran 1 Aänkh bandh kär letay häin.
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2b.: Today Tonic

Posted by: "Sonia Thomas" sonia.thomas19@yahoo.com sonia.thomas19

Sun May 16, 2010 8:10 am (PDT)

Sochta hun ke
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ye larkian
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ye gariyan
ye dunia bhar ke
aish.o.aram sb chor k kahi chala jaon
lekin phir sochta hun
PEHLE YE SUB MILE TO SAHI

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2c.: Today Tonic

Posted by: "Sonia Thomas" sonia.thomas19@yahoo.com sonia.thomas19

Sun May 16, 2010 8:20 am (PDT)

AAP AYE BAHAR AI,
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AAP AYE BAHAR AI,
VARNA ANDER HI THI

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3.: Good ideas are not the monopoly of the educated.....

Posted by: "pran mitra" liberalpran@yahoo.co.in liberalpran

Sun May 16, 2010 8:15 am (PDT)

Good ideas are not the monopoly of the educated

A lady bought some bathing soaps from a shop. When she opened one of the packets, she found that it was empty. There was no soap in there; it was just an empty wrapper! She lodged a complaint against the manufacturer and got her claim. That being settled, there was a task before the management of the soap factory. How had this happened? How could they ensure that the incident did not occur again? They had suffered enough bad publicity besides having to pay the compensation to the lady.

After a detailed investigation, it was discovered, that during the process of wrapping, it so happened that inevitably, one or two wrappers did get through, having no bar of soap in them! There was no way to make out the difference between a full wrapper and an empty one. The process of handling each one separately for this purpose seemed to be very cumbersome. So, the technical head was given the job of devising a method to overcome the problem. The man prepared a detailed report and proposed the setting up of a computer based system that would weigh and scan each bar, for the empty packs would not get detected by a normal x-ray machine. He proposed an expenditure of a large amount to put this system into place.

The management heard him out and passed the order to release the funds and to buy the machinery that he had proposed. An uneducated worker said, "Excuse me Sir, for my impertinence, but I have a solution that shall cost a fraction of what you are planning to go in for."

The management hesitated initially. But eventually they heard him out and agreed to try out his proposal. The next day, the worker brought a strong industrial fan. He put it at an angle near the conveyor belt on which the packed soap bars were coming through and switched it on. The few empty wrappers that came through got blown off by the fan! The rest of them went past easily.

A simple solution, for a complex problem! This goes to prove that ideas are not the monopoly of the educated.

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