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- SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-081-082-083-084-085-086-087-088-089-090 From: suhani
- 2.
- DOOR WO ASMAAN ME BAADAL From: Pradeep Sharma
- 3.
- Short Mobile SMS for all my frnds From: Loveever
- 4.
- I don't know how do persons fall in love but, From: Loveever
- 5.
- JusT a ThouGhT oF U, LOVE AgaiN From: Solo Cool
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- *-*My Comfort Zone*-* From: Loveever
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SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-081-082-083-084-085-086-087-088-089-090
Posted by: "suhani" suhanisharma21f@gmail.com suhanisharma21f
Tue May 4, 2010 9:22 am (PDT)
SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-081
SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-081
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Film ke parde par ek dardnaak scene chal raha tha|
Achanak hero ne heroin ke gaal par ek thappad maar
diya to heroin uska pair thaamkar rone lagi| Tabhi
picture hall me ek aavaaj goonji- "Mummy!
Yah tumhari tarah ulatkar hero ko chaata kyo nahi maar rahi?"
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Premi- "Meri jaan! Mai Shahrukh khan ki tarah
crorepati hero to nahi| Mere paas kothi, car kuch bhi nahi|
Bas kewal pyaar bhara dil hai| Mujhse shaadi karogi na?"
Premika- "Shaadi jaroor karoongi, par tumse nahi
Shahrukh khan se|"
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Ek stree- "Doctor saahab! Jab aap mujhe dekhe to
nurse ko bhi bheetar bula le|"
Doctor- "Kya aapko mujh par vishvaas nahi hai?"
Stree- "Ji, aapke upar to hai, par baahar baithe
apne pati par nahi hai|"
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Doctor- "Dekhiye, is thermometer ko apni patni ke
muh me jubaan ke neeche rakh deejiye aur
unse kahiye ki do minute muh na khole|"
Pati- "Doctor saahab! Kam-se-kam do ghante waala
thermometer dijiye|"
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SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-082
SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-082
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Premi apni premika ko shikaar ke kaarnaame sunate
huye- "Are! us waqt to haalat yah thi ki maroonga ya
sher mare, dono me se to ek ka marna jaroori tha|"
Premika- "Chalo acha hua ki sher mar gaya varna
tumhari khaal kis kaam aati|"
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Santa- "Kya baat hai, tumhari patni abhi tak nahi aayi?"
Banta- "Ho sakta hai, uska apharan kar liya gaya
ho ya durghatna ki chapet me aa gayi ho ya kahi
kharidaari me lagi ho| Ishwar se yahi praarthna
hai ki vah kharidaari me na lagi ho|"
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Premi- "Telephone va shaadi me bahut samaanta hai?"
Premika- "Kis tarah?"
Premi- "Shaadi me ichit paatra nahi milta aur
doosre me ichit number|"
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Premika- "Mai kisi aise vyakti se shaadi nahi
karoongi, jo jhooth bolta ho|"
Premi- "Tab to tum saari umra kuwaari rahogi|"
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SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-083
SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-083
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Premi- "Mujhe rupyo ki bahut sakht jaroorat hai|
Maa beemaar hai|"
Premika- "Rupyo ki to mujhe bhi jaroorat hai|"
Premi- "Kyo, tumhe kya hua?"
Premika- "Hua to kuch nahi, tumhi ko dene ke
liye jaroorat hai|"
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Premi- "Raani, tumne mujhe dharti ka sabse
sukhi vyakti bana diya|"
Premika- "Bas dharti ka? Parso jis naujavaan se meri
mulakaat hui thi, vah to saatve aasmaan par pahuch gaya tha|"
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Premika ka baap- "Mai nahi chahta ki meri ladki
jindagi-bhar kisi gadhe ke saath jeevan bitaye|"
Premi- "Tabhi to mai aapse aapki ladki ka
haath maang raha hoon|"
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Santa- "Yaar, meri patni mujhse kabhi baat nahi karti|"
Banta- "Meri patni to karti hai|"
Santa- "Kab?"
Banta- "Har mahine ki pehli taareekh ko|"
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SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-084
SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-084
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Pati garv se- "Maine apna jeevan svayam banaya hai?"
Patni (maatha peete hue)- "Lo aur ek mai hoon ki
aaj tak bhagwaan ko dosh de rahi thi|"
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Pati- "Mujhe itna na satao darling, mere dimaag
me aag lagi hai|"
Patni- "Oh! Tabhi to mai soch rahi thi ki uple
jalne ki gandh kaha se aa rahi hai?"
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Maayke gayi hui patni ne pati ko patra likha- "Priy,
pandrah din me tumhaare viyog me aadhi rah gayi hoon,
mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?"
Pati ne uttar diya- "Priyatama, pandrah din ke baad|"
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Pati- "Aaj tum mujhe bhulakkad nahi kah sakti, kyoki
aaj tum bhi apna chaata bus me bhoolkar aa rahi thi|
Mai tumhara bhi chaata utha laaya aur apna bhi|"
Patni- "Par shreemaan, aaj to ham dono hi
chaata nahi le gaye the|"
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SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-085
SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-085
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Ek andhe ne ek stree se shaadi kar li|
Stree- "Kaash! Tum meri sundarta dekh sakte to tum
apne bhaagya par garv karte|"
Andhe pati- "Bhaagyavaan! Yadi tum sundar hoti to
aankh waale tumhe chodte?"
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Premi ne akasmaat light off kar di to premika ne
ghabraakar kaha- "Mujhe andhkaar se dar lagta hai|"
Premi- "Dar kis baat ka, mai tumhaare saath hoon|"
Premika- "Isliye to|"
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Ek abhineta ko moorkh ka part ada karna tha| Usne
director se salaah li- "Mujhe moorkh dikhne ke liye
kya karna chahiye?"
Director- "Kuch nahi, jaise dikhte ho, thik dikhte ho|"
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Mitra- "Aap pati-patni itni der se lad rahe hai,
aakhir is jhagde ka kya kaaran hai?"
Pati- "Yah to deviji hi jaane|"
Patni- "Wah! Teen ghante se jyaada ho gaye hame
jhagadte huye| Itni der tak mujhe yaad rahega
ki ham kyo lad rahe the|"
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SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-086
SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-086
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Santa- "Meri premika ki maang itni galat thi
ki maine turant usse sambandh tod liye|"
Banta- "Kya maang thi uski?"
Santa- "Shaadi|"
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Patni- "Tumhe to nark me bhi jagah nahi milegi|"
Pati- "Achaa hai! Varna sab jagah tumhaare saath
rehte-rehte mai to paagal ho jaata|"
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Ek ganje smuggler pati apni patni se badi shekhi
baghaar rahe the- "Duniya ka koi kaam aisa nahi
hai, jo ham nahi kar sakte?"
Patni- "Aap kanghi nahi kar sakte|"
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Tajmahal dekhne ke baad ek patni ne apne pati se
poocha- "Agar mai mar gayi to kya aap meri yaad me
itna hi sundar mahal bana sakte ho?"
Pati- "Kyo nahi, tum chaho to markar dekh lo|"
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SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-087
SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-087
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Patni- "Kal mai gulaab ke phool ke print waali saadi
pehankar club gayi thi| Sabhi taareef kar rahe the|
Aapne taareef me ek shabd bhi nahi kaha|"
Pati- "Shaayad ve log bhool gaye ki gulaab
ke phool ke saath kaante bhi hote hai|"
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Pati- "Mai mahamoorkh tha, jo tumse shaadi ki|"
Patni- "Yah to mai bhi jaanti thi, lekin mera
khyaal tha ki shaadi ke baad tum sudhar jaoge|"
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Pita- "Acha batao, namak kaha paaya jaata hai?"
Beta- 'Ji, pansaari ki dukaan par|"
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Ek Daaku ne ek vyaapaari ki hatya kar di aur uski
laash par ek parcha chipka diya- "Ek shetra me do
daaku nahi reh sakte|"
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SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-088
SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-088
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Ladka- "Saahab, aapki ladki ne mujhse shaadi
karne ka phaisla kar liya hai|"
Ladki ke pita- "To mai kya karoon| Galti tumhari apni
hai| Tumhi din-raat uske aage peeche firte the| Ab bhugto|"
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Shikshak- "Suresh, naagrik aur naagrikta me kya antar hai?"
Suresh- "Sir, naagrik me 'ta' lagne se 'naagrikta'
ho jaati hai|"
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Pati ne khaana khaate samay apni patni se kaha-
"Tumne jo sabji banai, agar chaar guna jyaada
banti to acha hota|"
Patni- "Kyo, kya sabji bahut achi bani hai?"
Pati- "Nahi, isme tumne jitna namak daala hai,
uske hisaab se keh raha hoon|"
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Patni- "Mai paanch ghanto se tumhari prateeksha
me jaag rahi thi|"
Pati- "Aur mai paanch ghanto se is intjaar me baahar
khada tha ki tum so jao to mai bheetar aau|"
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SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-089
SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-089
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Ek aadmi ki arthi ko kuch log ambulance yaani shav
vaahan me le ja rahe the, lekin motor chalaakar nahi,
balki dhakka dekar le ja rahe the| Ek aadmi ne
poocha- "Marne waale ki antim ichaa kya thi?"
Doosre ne jawaab diya- "Har haal me petrol ki bachat|"
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Adhyapak- "Bhagwaan kaha rehte hai?"
Surendra- "Hamare gusalkhaane me|"
Adhyapak- "Kaise jaana?"
Surendra- "Aaj subah meri mummy gusalkhaane
ke darwaaje par khadi keh rahi thi,
he bhagwaan abhi aur kitni der andar rahoge|"
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Santa- "Aapki hobby kya hai?"
Banta- "Ghudsavaari|"
Santa- "Pichli baar aap ghode par kab baithe the?"
Banta- "Kareeb paanch saal pehle| Apni shaadi
ke avsar par|"
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Adhyapak- "Tum bade gande rehte ho,
gandgi manushya ke swaasth ki kattar shatru hai|"
Vidhyaarthi- "Sir, aapne hi to kaha tha ki
shatruo se prem karo|"
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SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-090
SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-090
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Adhyapak- "Batao, Bharat me kitne gulaam hai?"
Mahesh- "Char gulaam|"
Adhyapak- "Kaun-kaun se?"
Mahesh- "Paan ka gulaam, cidi ka gulaam,
hukum ka gulaam aur eent ka gulaam|"
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Pati- "Mere marne ki khabar sabse pehle kisko dogi?"
Patni- "Bima company ko|"
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Nyaayadhish- "Tumne raamdeen ki jeb se ghadi
kaise nikaali?"
Chor- "Bahut khoob! Maine yah kaarya paise
dekar seekha hai, muft me kaise batau|"
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Judge- "Bolte kyo nahi, kya goonge ho gaye?"
Apraadhi- "Sarkaar! Mai to janam se hi goonga hoon|"
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DOOR WO ASMAAN ME BAADAL
Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com pradeepsharma1969
Tue May 4, 2010 11:10 am (PDT)
door wo asmaan me baadal
door wo asmaan me baadal
kis kadar chaand pe samaya he
chand dekha to teri yaad ai
chand me bhi tera sayaa he
mosame -eshq - he kesi bekhudi
or sath apne khizaan bhi laya he
yad sata rahi teri rula rahi mujhe
sari dunia me tum hi bhaye kun
mujh ko bhata nhi koi tujhsa
jab se tujhse ye dil lagaya he
teri palkon ka dil pe saya he
teri aankhon ne dil churaya he
kitne bebas se ho gaye ham he
khud ke dil pe na zoor paya he
kesa ye piyaar tera he saajan
khud ko khud se judaa sa paya he
ya dhudaa na kare eshq mere jesa koi
gam me khud ko hi khud duboya he
dil pe palkon ka tera saya he
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Short Mobile SMS for all my frnds
Posted by: "Loveever" shaiprajapati@yahoo.co.in shaiprajapati
Tue May 4, 2010 11:15 am (PDT)
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Beta
- "Apki Love Marriage hui thi na."
Papa - "ha par tumhe kaise pata."
Beta - "Apki Shadi aur meri Date of Birth me sirf 4 mahine ka Farq hai
Love
is so strange..
sometimes
it becomes reason to live life..!!
and
sometimes it becomes reason to leave life....??
If
the road ahead is not so easy,
Our
love will lead the way for us
Like
a guiding star
I'll
be there for you if you should need me
You
don't have to change a thing
CLICK
HERE FOR MANY MORE LOVE SMS
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I don't know how do persons fall in love but,
Posted by: "Loveever" shaiprajapati@yahoo.co.in shaiprajapati
Tue May 4, 2010 11:18 am (PDT)
I don't know how do persons fall
in love but,
day I saw you ,
there was a feeling of something in my
heart,
I wanted to hear something from you,
say something to you ,
but never knew what !!
I always thing about u and smiling face,
but never could express it.
I knew even you blushed, in silence.
Is Silence a start of real love.
Your Chocolates are symbol of our love
I really love you and will always miss you
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JusT a ThouGhT oF U, LOVE AgaiN
Posted by: "Solo Cool" solo4ucool@yahoo.in solo4ucool
Tue May 4, 2010 11:28 am (PDT)
hi dear friend........
Here close to our feelings we touch again
We love again
Remember when we thought
Our hearts would never mend
And we're all the better for each other
There's more to love I know
Than making love
Here no more confusion we see our lives
We live our lives
Remember when we thought
We never would survive
But now neither one of us is breaking
There's more to love I know
Than making love
Some things never change
Some things sometimes do
And now I'm feeling strong enough to let you in
And now neither one of us is breaking
Now we know there's more to love
Than making love
And I'll remember you and making love
And I'll remember you......
from u r loving friend..........
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*-*My Comfort Zone*-*
Posted by: "Loveever" shaiprajapati@yahoo.co.in shaiprajapati
Tue May 4, 2010 11:34 am (PDT)
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I
used to have a comfort zone where I knew I wouldn't fail.
The same four walls and busywork were really more like jail.
I longed so much to do the things I'd never done before,
But stayed inside my comfort zone and paced the same old floor.
I
said it didn't matter that I wasn't doing much.
I said I didn't care for things like commission checks and such.
I claimed to be so busy with the things inside the zone,
But deep inside I longed for something special of my own.
I
couldn't let my life go by just watching others win.
I held my breath; I stepped outside and let the change begin.
I took a step and with new strength I'd never felt before,
I kissed my comfort zone goodbye and closed and locked the door.
If
you're in a comfort zone, afraid to venture out,
Remember that all winners were at one time filled with doubt.
A step or two and words of praise can make your dreams come true.
Reach for your future with a smile; success is there for you!
shaiprajapati@loveever. org
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