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Fri Mar 1, 2013 10:24 am (PST) . Posted by:
"Prishi Pari" prishipari
Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/ >
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes/ >
A student was asked 2 write
a signboard 4 the traffic rules
near da college campus
He wrote:-
"Drive Carefully!
Don't kill the students,
wait for the Teachers" http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes >
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes >
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Once a husband and wife
were preparing to go office
and the wife thought
she would drive today for the office.
Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumne
chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi!
Huband : "Agar tum car drive karogi to
jayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein"!
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes >
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Life is like a MOVIE
If u r sad DRAMA
If u r afraid SUSPENSE
If u r angry ACTION
When u look at the mirror HORROR
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes >
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Khofnaak andheri raat k sannatay main
ek bhoot dosray bhoot ko samjhra raha tha:
bhai ghabra mat, ye sub tere dimagh ka waham hai,
pathan wathan kuch nahin hote.
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes >
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes >
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I Can SEE `TEA' in A TEA-CUP
Can you SEE the WORLD in WORLD-CUP?
I can SING on Any STAGE
Can you SING in COMA-STAGE?
I can FIX my PASSPORT Size PHOTO in My PASSPORT
Can you FIX Your STAMP Size PHOTO in a STAMP?
I Can SEND My ADDRESS to Your MOBILE
Can You SEND Your MOBILE to my ADDRESS?
TRY ALL THIS .. .
Atleast DO the LAST ONE. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes >
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes >
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When wordz fail eyz works
when eyz fail heart works
when heart fails to kia ???
.
.
.
.
samajh le tapak gaya;) http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes >
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Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend
Prishi Pari
prishipari2011@gmail.com http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes/ >
Aap be padiye aur aap ke friends ko be bejiye
Hamare group ke messages.
http://groupsyahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes >
http://groups.
A student was asked 2 write
a signboard 4 the traffic rules
near da college campus
He wrote:-
"Drive Carefully!
Don't kill the students,
wait for the Teachers" http://groups.
http://groups.
************
Once a husband and wife
were preparing to go office
and the wife thought
she would drive today for the office.
Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumne
chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi!
Huband : "Agar tum car drive karogi to
jayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein"!
http://groups.
************
Life is like a MOVIE
If u r sad DRAMA
If u r afraid SUSPENSE
If u r angry ACTION
When u look at the mirror HORROR
http://groups.
************
Khofnaak andheri raat k sannatay main
ek bhoot dosray bhoot ko samjhra raha tha:
bhai ghabra mat, ye sub tere dimagh ka waham hai,
pathan wathan kuch nahin hote.
http://groups.
http://groups.
************
I Can SEE `TEA' in A TEA-CUP
Can you SEE the WORLD in WORLD-CUP?
I can SING on Any STAGE
Can you SING in COMA-STAGE?
I can FIX my PASSPORT Size PHOTO in My PASSPORT
Can you FIX Your STAMP Size PHOTO in a STAMP?
I Can SEND My ADDRESS to Your MOBILE
Can You SEND Your MOBILE to my ADDRESS?
TRY ALL THIS .. .
Atleast DO the LAST ONE. http://groups.
http://groups.
************
When wordz fail eyz works
when eyz fail heart works
when heart fails to kia ???
.
.
.
.
samajh le tapak gaya;) http://groups.
************
Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend
Prishi Pari
prishipari2011@
Aap be padiye aur aap ke friends ko be bejiye
Hamare group ke messages.
http://groupsyahoo.
http://groups.
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