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[Hindi Jokes] Digest Number 3214

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Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes by "Prishi Pari" prishipari

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Fri Mar 1, 2013 10:24 am (PST) . Posted by:

"Prishi Pari" prishipari

Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/>
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A student was asked 2 write
a signboard 4 the traffic rules
near da college campus

He wrote:-

"Drive Carefully!
Don't kill the students,
wait for the Teachers" http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
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Once a husband and wife
were preparing to go office
and the wife thought
she would drive today for the office.

Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumne
chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi!

Huband : "Agar tum car drive karogi to
jayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein"!
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Life is like a MOVIE…
If u r sad – DRAMA
If u r afraid – SUSPENSE
If u r angry – ACTION
When u look at the mirror – HORROR
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Khofnaak andheri raat k sannatay main
ek bhoot dosray bhoot ko samjhra raha tha:
bhai ghabra mat, ye sub tere dimagh ka waham hai,
pathan wathan kuch nahin hote.
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I Can SEE `TEA' in A TEA-CUP
Can you SEE the WORLD in WORLD-CUP?

I can SING on Any STAGE
Can you SING in COMA-STAGE?

I can FIX my PASSPORT Size PHOTO in My PASSPORT
Can you FIX Your STAMP Size PHOTO in a STAMP?

I Can SEND My ADDRESS to Your MOBILE
Can You SEND Your MOBILE to my ADDRESS?

TRY ALL THIS…….. ….
Atleast DO the LAST ONE. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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When wordz fail eyz works
when eyz fail heart works
when heart fails to kia ???
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samajh le tapak gaya;) http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
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