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[Hindi Jokes] Digest Number 3218

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Digest #3218
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Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes by "Prishi Pari" prishipari
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Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes by "Prishi Pari" prishipari
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Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes by "Prishi Pari" prishipari
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Prishi Pari ke Pyar Bhare SmS by "Prishi Pari" prishipari
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Prishi Pari ke Pyar Bhare SmS by "Prishi Pari" prishipari

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Tue Mar 5, 2013 6:56 am (PST) . Posted by:

"Prishi Pari" prishipari

Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/>
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Ek bund se samundar nhi banta,
rone se mukaddar nahi banta,
patana hai to pure girls hostel kn patao
1 - 2 ladki patane se koi sikandar nahi banta.
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1 LADY APNE BOY FRND
K SAATH GHUM RHI THI
,
ITNE ME USKA HUSBND AGYA OR
USKE Boy Frnd KO PITNE LGA.
.
LADY-MAR SALE KO,
APNI BIWI GHUMATE NAI
,
DUSRE KI BWI KO
GHUMANE LE ATE H.
.
(fir boyfrnd ko josh aya gya
or wo husbnd ko mrne lga)
lady-mar sale ko,na khud ghumane le
jata h na kisi or ko ghumane deta he
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Ek-Kiss ke baad aata kya hai??

Socho,
Sharmao mat..!!

Arre!! Ek-Kiss(21)
Ke baad Baa-iss(22)aata he..
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Baithe the aapki yaad me tanha aj ki raat,

Liya 1 kagaz aur likha aapka nam.

Tasvir banai aapki or likha ye pegam

Zinda pakarne wale ko 50,00,000 ka iinaam.
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FACE BOOOK pe CONTINUE http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
online rehne ka matlab
.
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girls hostel ke saamne http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
kursiii lekar baithne jaisa
hai.. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
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Husband texts to wife on cell..
"Hi,what r u doing Darling?"
Wife: I'm dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart,
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how can I live without U?"
Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."
Husband: "Bloody English Language!
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Tue Mar 5, 2013 10:24 am (PST) . Posted by:

"Prishi Pari" prishipari

Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/>
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Arz kia hai..:p
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door se dekha to kitaabe najar aa rahithi..
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Gaur pharmaiyega..
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Door se dekha to kitabe najar aarahi thi..
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Kya pagal h kya.
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Paas jane ka sawal hi nahi uthta
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Kid 2 Mom:" 10 Rs Dena, Bahar 1 Garib Ko Dene Hen..
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Mom:" Kaha Hai Garib.. ??
.
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Kid:" Bechra Bahar Dhup Me
Kulfiyan Bech Raha Hai..
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Ek din pappu samundar me
naha rha tha tabhi achanak dubne lagta
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hai Doobne laga to usne pooja ki..
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"Hey bhagwan,
agar me bach gaya to garib logo
ko Biryani khilauga..:))
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tabhi Ek jordaar Lehar aayi or usko sahil
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par phenk diya Pappu ne upar dekh k kaha,
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Kaunsi biryani or waha se jane laga...:p
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Ek aur lehar aayi or pappu ko wapis le gayi..:((
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to pappu kehne laga:"Mera mtlab tha k chicken
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Angry boss: tumne kabhi ullu dekha hau,?
Executive: (ser zukate hue)nahi sir ....
Boss: niche kya dekh rahe ho meri taraf dekho.
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Beta:
mummy kya love marriage karny say
ghar walay naaraz hote hain kya ?
Maa: Tu yakenan kisi churail k chakar
main hoga
or ye sub tujhe usi daayan ne kaha hoga,
Larkiyan to bus larkon ko
phansaanay main he lagi rehti hain :/
Jahan Acha Larka dekha shuru
hogaien,
Beta in se bach k rehna ye bohat makkar or
KAMEENI hoti hain or inka to khandan
bhi…...
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Beta:
aisa kuch nahi hai, Wo to dAddy bata rahey thay k
Aap Dono ki Love Marriage thee :
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Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
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Tue Mar 5, 2013 10:43 am (PST) . Posted by:

"Prishi Pari" prishipari

Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/>
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4-5 dost beer pee rahe the tabhi
table pr rakha mobile baja- Boy-Hello
Gf-main market me hu kya m 50
hazar wala gold set le lu
Boy-Ha lelo
Gf-Ek silk suit bhi lelu 5500 ka h Boy-Ha janu lelo,suno 2-4 lelo
Gf-Thik h tumhara credit mere paas h
usi se le rahi hu
Boy-Thik hai
All Friends-Tu pagal h ya tujhe
chad gayi h Boy- abe wo sab chodo aur ye batao
ye mobile kiska hai..?? :p =DD
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WARNING by doctors of World Health
Org:
Plz dont drink water aftr eating fish.
Bcoz
fish starts 2 swim in water
which causes ' giligili' in stomach.
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Mujh Se Wo Kehti Hai
K
Main Tumhari Zindagi
Jannat Bana Doon Gi
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.
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Banani Usko Chai Bhi Nahi Aati
Aur
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1 kanjus Ki Shadi Me Bar Bar
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Pani Pesh Kia Ja Raha Tha.

Santa Bhukh Se Behal Hokar Chilaya- "BHAI,
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BIRYANI miLEGI KYA?
Pani GALE me ATAK GaYA haI. .
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Girl to Baba-If I kiss a boy to kya hoga?
Baba- Narak mein jaogi sidhe?
Girl-Acha agar ap ko kiss karun toh?
Baba-Chalak ladki swarg mein jana chahti hai!
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"Har ilzam ka haqdar vo hame bana jati hai,
har khata ki saza vo hume bata jaati hai,
hum har baar khamosh rah jate hai,
kyonki who har baar Raksha Bandhan
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Tue Mar 5, 2013 10:56 am (PST) . Posted by:

"Prishi Pari" prishipari

Prishi Pari Ke Pyar Bhare SmS
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Wo ro-ro kr kehti rhi mujhe
nafrat h Tumse...

'magar 1 sawal aaj b pareshan
kiye huye h...

Ki agr nafrat hi thi to wo itna
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Pariyon se sunder hai mehbooba meri,
Paakar use khud par naaz karta hun,
Har janam mein bas usi ka banna hai,
Ye elaan sareaam karta hun…
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Tanhaiyon me muskurana ishq hai,
Ek baat ko sab se chupana ishq hai,
Yun to neend nahi aati hamein raat bhar,
Magar sote sote jagna aur jagte jagte sona ishq hai.
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Woh Apne Mehandi Wale Haath Mujhe Dikha Kar Royi,
Ab Main Hoon Kisi Aur Ki Yeh Mujhe Bata Kar Royi.

Pehle Kehti Thi Ke Nahi Ji Sakhti Tere Bin,
Aaj Phir Se Woh Baat Dohra Kar Royi.

Kaise Kar Loon Uski Mohabbat Pe Shak Yaaro!
Woh Bhari Mehfil Mein Mujhe Gale Laga Kar Royi.
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Mujhe itni fursat kahan ki main
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taqdeer ka likha dekhun ?

Bas mere apno ki muskurahat dekh kar
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hi samajh jata hu ki meri taqdeer buland hai..
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Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
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Tue Mar 5, 2013 10:56 am (PST) . Posted by:

"Prishi Pari" prishipari

Prishi Pari Ke Pyar Bhare SmS
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Aye Mohabbat Tujhe
Paane Ki Koi Raah Nahi..
Tu To usey hi milegi Jise Teri
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Rooh tak nilaam ho jati hai Bazar-e-ishq
main..

*Ae_Yaaron*

itna asaan nhi hota kisi ko apna bna
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Yun To Sapne Bahut Hasi Hote Hai,
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Par Sapno Se Pyaar Nahi Karte,
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