Sunday, March 3, 2013

[Hindi Jokes] Digest Number 3215

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Digest #3215
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Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes by "Prishi Pari" prishipari
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Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes by "Prishi Pari" prishipari
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Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes by "Prishi Pari" prishipari
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Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes by "Prishi Pari" prishipari
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Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes by "Prishi Pari" prishipari
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Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes by "Prishi Pari" prishipari

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Sat Mar 2, 2013 10:06 am (PST) . Posted by:

"Prishi Pari" prishipari

Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/>
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Ladkiyo ko gali mat do :P
Bas ek word kafi he :p :P

jo gali se zyada asar kardega..
Aur vo he,
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AuNtY ji.. :O :D http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
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Why do girls look beautiful.. ??

Is it real or due to makeup..
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All false Girls look Beautiful bcoz.. ??
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Boys Have Gud Imagination.
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kal raat jab maine kitab kholi to ehsaas hua
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kitab kholne ke baad jo neend aati
hai na...

wo neend ki goli khane se bhi nai
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2012:" Har ek friend jaruri hota hai..
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2013
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Pata chal gaya
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Har ek friend kamina hota hai...
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True Lines:

Our Heart is the Biggest-Greatest
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HARAMKH0R in the world...
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Saala usi ke liye Pareshan http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
rahega jo Bhav nahi deta.. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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kya moh-maya hai!!

Apna baccha roye to dil me dard hota
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he aur dusre ka roye to sir me..

Apni biwi roye to sir me dard hota he
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Prishi Pari
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Sat Mar 2, 2013 10:17 am (PST) . Posted by:

"Prishi Pari" prishipari

Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/>
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1 Mendak pandit k pas gya or apna future pucha
Pandit-Tuje 1 Ladki milegi or tera Dil le jayegi.

Mendak khushi se-Wo milegi kaha?

Pandit-BIOLOGY-LAB me. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
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Zindagi se koi cheez maango to aise
maango jaise tumhare baap ki ho.
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Aur nahi mili to konsi
tumhare baap ki thi.
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A Colgate's reporter comes on
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Pappu's door Reporter:"kya aapke
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toothpest me namak hai.. ??
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Pappu:"chal bhag saali.. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
kal ko puchegi http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
kya aapke shampoo me http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
garam masala hai.. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Guys ye padh lena apke exams me
zaroor ayega...
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Name
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Class Subject
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Ab Thanx bolkar rulaoge kya..
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Romantic conversation..:-)
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Girl :"call me sweetu..

Boy:"sweetu..
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Girl :"call me sweetheart..

Boy:"sweetheart..
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Girl :"call me honey.. Boy:"honey..
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Girl :"abey haramkhor call kar
naa itni der se dimag kharab kar raha
hai :/

Boy :"Ohh achaaa ok
ok... ;) http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Principal R0UND pe nikla
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Usne dekha ek techer ek ladki ko kisS Kar rha tha... :P

Principal: what is this????

Techer: maar se samazti nhi sir,
Is liye pyar se samza rha tha...
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Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
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Hamare group ke messages.
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Sat Mar 2, 2013 10:27 am (PST) . Posted by:

"Prishi Pari" prishipari

Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/>
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Mummy -"Padh le beta, http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
exam me ye T.V. nayi aayega!"

Me -"Arey aap pareshan mat ho,
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maine sab taiyyaar kr li hai ."

Mummy -"Toh fir tum ek kaam karo, tum.."
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Me -"Are haan, ek chapter toh
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revise karna reh hi gaya!" http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
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Degree Boy:" A chote Ek Chocolate
khilaunga kya apne Didi ka number dega.. ??
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3rd std Boy:" Tujhe Ek Beer peelaunga ye
Luv Leter Jaake apni Choti behen ko dega.. ?? :p ;-)) :D

Degree Shocks

Primary Rocks...
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Universal truth:
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Help a girl when she is in trouble,
and

she will surely remember you
only when she is again in trouble.
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RAKHI SAWANT Train me!
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TC- Ticket?
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Rakhi-Mera to Chehra hi Ticket hai.
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TC- Jurmana lgega!
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Rakhi-Q?
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TC- Qki Tum 1st CLASS me baithi
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Popcorn n ladkiyo me ek similarity
hai... ??
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Saala dono ko jalao to dono muh
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Jitni Padhai Girls Rickshaw,
Auto And Buses me Karti Hai..
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Utni Agar Class Ya Ghar Par kar le to,,
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Har Saal TOP kar Jaaye.. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
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Hamare group ke messages.
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Sat Mar 2, 2013 10:39 am (PST) . Posted by:

"Prishi Pari" prishipari

Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/>
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Paise wala aadmi: aaj mere paas

14 cars
18 dukaan
4 Bangle hain.

Tumhare paas kya hai?
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Gharib aadmi: mere paas 1 beta hai,

jiski girlfriend teri beti hai..
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New style of prpose girl..
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Boy:" Dekh mai nhi chahta ki mera ladka
bada hokar teri ladki ko chede,
mujhe bura lgega.. .
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Girl:" To.. ??
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Boy:" Tu ha bol dono ko bhai-behan bna denge.
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Pehle wo meri GF thi
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Mai bolta tha wo sunti thi
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phir wo meri mangetar bani,
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Wo bolti thi main sunta tha
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jab wo meri BIWI bani
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Hum dono bolte hai
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Mohalla sunta hai.. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Kehte hai khuda ne is jaha mai sabhi
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k liye kisi na kisi ko banaya hai..
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Meri wali ne toh lagta hai suicide
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kar liya hai saali milti hi nahi..
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Bhikhari (Car me bethi
lady se):"Madam 10 Rs
dedo..

Lady ne paise de diye..

Bhikhari jane laga tabi

lady boli:" Baba Dua To Dete Jao..
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Bhikhari:" Car Me To Baithi Hai Moti....Ab Kya
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Ek Sharif Aadmi Ko Kya Chahiye:
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Ek Biwi Jo Pyaar Kare,
Ek Biwi Jo Achha Khaana Banaye,
Ek Biwi Jo bacho ko sambhale
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aur
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TEENO Biwiya Mil Julkar Rahe...
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Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
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Hamare group ke messages.
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Sat Mar 2, 2013 10:50 am (PST) . Posted by:

"Prishi Pari" prishipari

Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/>
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New Question in school books:
Who invented the English vowels

(A,E,I,O,U).??
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Ans: Tusshar Kapoor in Golmaal.

jiski girlfriend teri beti hai..
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Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
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Q:Ladkiya Kabi Khud Pyar Ka http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
Izhar Pehle Q Nhi Krti?
Intresting Ans
Taki Break-up Krte Waqt YeKeh
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Ske K Tum Mere Piche Pade The
Mai Nhi.... http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Train me khadi ldki ne platform par khade
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ladke se pucha-kon sa station h ye?

Ladka-phon no. dogi to bataunga.
Ladki-hey bhgwan JABALPUR aa gya ;)
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Boy 2 othr boy-Dude, y u proposed dat girl, she already has a bf.
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Awsm reply by d boy
Bhai JAB TAK LADKI KAWARI
NA TUMHARI NA HAMARI : http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Rohan-yar,pyar hota hai ya karna padta hai.
Mahan-agar ladki khubsurat ho aur
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scooty par biathi ho to pyar ho jata hai
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lekin agar ladki khubsurat na ho aur
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car mein ho to karna padta hai.
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Sat Mar 2, 2013 11:23 am (PST) . Posted by:

"Prishi Pari" prishipari

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Girl:- Jaanu tum mujhe apni Diamond Ring dedo,
isko dekh kar tumhe yaad kiya karoongi.... :*
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Boy:-Yaad toh tum waise bhi kar sakti ho :P
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Girl:-Woh kaise...?? .
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Boy:- Yeh soch kar ki maine http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
Diamond Ring Maangi thi
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Teacher: Tumhare papa kya karte hai?
Golu: Sir wo roz GALIYA khate hai

Teacher: Kya matlab?

Golu: Ji wo
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Log kehte hai
koshish karte raho
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Har raste par hope hai......
Aankhe dhoondti hai aaj bhi us kamine ko....
Jisne kaha tha "arts' lelo zabardast scope hai.
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Husband to wife: Suppose I start
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understanding you from now..

wife:(Hasty Hasty,zameen pe gir gayi)
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mere se to "suppose" bhi nahi ho rha.
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Height of prank call

Phone rings...
Tring tring......
Boy :- Hello, Roshni hai kya....???

Girl :- Nahi....

Boy :- toh candle jala na..pagal..!
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Arz he...
Cycle aisi
chalao jiska pahiya na ho
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Cycle aisi chalao jiska pahiya na
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aur ladki aisi patao jiska bhaiya
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