Friday, March 29, 2013

[Hindi Jokes] Digest Number 3235

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Digest #3235
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Dil Me Pyari Si Muskan Banaye Rekhna by "Prishi Pari" prishipari
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Raat Ko Kitab Meri Mujhe Dekhty Rahi by "Prishi Pari" prishipari
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Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes by "Prishi Pari" prishipari
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Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes by "Prishi Pari" prishipari
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Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes by "Prishi Pari" prishipari
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Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes by "Prishi Pari" prishipari
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Prishi Pari Ke Lovely SmS by "Prishi Pari" prishipari

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Thu Mar 28, 2013 6:28 am (PDT) . Posted by:

"Prishi Pari" prishipari

Dil Me Pyari Si Muskan Banaye Rekhna
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बनाए रखना,
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हो तो भी यादों को
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हो मुलाकातों के
सिलसिले, <http://hindismswithpicture.blogspot.in>
तो भी ये खूबसूरत
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Thu Mar 28, 2013 6:34 am (PDT) . Posted by:

"Prishi Pari" prishipari

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Thu Mar 28, 2013 10:56 am (PDT) . Posted by:

"Prishi Pari" prishipari

Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/>
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1 Sardar library me 3 Ghante 1 Book padhne k Baad bola
SO BORING itne sare characters but no story.
Librarian-
Sardar Ji, wo TELEPHONE DIARY thi.
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Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate
ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha.
Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho?
Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha hu.
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One day RAVAN went to disco...
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aur woh behosh ho gaya, <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
due to shock.....!
why.....?? " Coz the entry fee
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was Rs. 1500 per HEAD...!!! <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Munna bhai: "Circuit, agar bus pe tu chade,
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ya fir tujpe bs chadJaye 2 kya hoga"!!
Circuit: "bole 2 bhai, <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
dono baar ticket apani hi kategi."
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Maa-Nalayak Kaha Thi Itni Raat Tak?
Beti-Boyfriend Ke Saath,
Maa-Kar Aayi Na Muh Kala,
Beti-Toh Kya Hua Maa Fair & Lovely Hai Na.
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Vo bhi kya din the jab 19-20 sal
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ki ladkiya hum ko roz kiss kar ti thi
lakin tab hamri kismat phuti
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thi ki hamari umar 2-3 sal ki thi
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Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
prishipari2011@gmail.com <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes/>

Aap be padiye aur aap ke friends ko be bejiye
Hamare group ke messages.
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Thu Mar 28, 2013 11:10 am (PDT) . Posted by:

"Prishi Pari" prishipari

Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/>
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Indian Govt kahti hai ki
ek ladki padhai kar le to pariwar
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ke 4 logo ko shikshit krsakti hai.
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.
.
pr ek ladki colge jaati hai <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
to 40 ldke FAIL ho jate h.
uska kya?? <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
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PYAR TO 1 BAHANA HAI
ankh mile na mile lips ko milana hai
yehi style hai sab ASHIQON KA.
Kya kare jan! Raj kapour ka nahi
IMRAN HASHMI ka zmana ha.
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Dog was Chasing Sardar..
Sardar runs, but Laughing..
A Man asked y r u Laughing? Sardar replied
I hav put Airtel Sim, <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
but the Hutch network is Folowing...

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Student in a Hostel(dost se): Yaar dhokha ho gaya.
Dost: Kyon kya hua?
Student: Maine papa se books <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
ke liye paise mangawaye,
papa ne books hi bhej di.
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Apne Sasur ka Dulara Hu Mai
Apni Biwi Ko Bhi Pyara Hu Mai
FiLhaal To Ye Sab Sapna He
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A Secretary came angrily out of boss cabin
colleague asked: Wat happened?
She replied: He asked me are U free tonight?
I said-yes & bastard give me 50 pages of work.

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Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
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Thu Mar 28, 2013 11:19 am (PDT) . Posted by:

"Prishi Pari" prishipari

Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/>
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1 Punjabi STD booth pe gaye or
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STD wale ke 2 thappad lagaye.
.
STD wale ne pucha,"Kyun mara"
.
Punjabi bola,"Samne board pe
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likha hai 2 laga ke dial kare."

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Na mujhe kisi ka dil chahiye,
na mujhe jamane se koi aas hai,
jo apna samajh ke apni girlfriend ki
pappi dilwa de bas aise dost ki talaash hai.

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Sanskrit teacher asked :whats d meaning
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of 'tamasoma jyotirgmaya&#39;
sardar studnt replies-"tum so jao ma
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main jyoti k ghar ja raha hu"

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Premika: Main maa banne wali hoon,
Premi: Kya bakwas kar rahi ho..
Premika: Bakwas nahi, main tumhare papa
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se shaadi kar ke tumhari maa banne wali hoo.

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Socho Agar doctors film banate to title kya hota:

1. Kabhi khansi kabhi jukham
2. Kaho na bukhar hai
3. TB no. 1
4. Kal patient ho na ho
5. Hum blood de chuke sanam <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Machchhar Ka Bachcha Paheli Baar Uda.
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Jab Wapis Aaya To Baap Ne Pucha,
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Kaisa Laga? <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
Machchhar-Bahut Achchha, <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
Jaha B Gaya Log TALIYA Baja Rahe the

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Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
prishipari2011@gmail.com <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes/>

Aap be padiye aur aap ke friends ko be bejiye
Hamare group ke messages.
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Thu Mar 28, 2013 11:34 am (PDT) . Posted by:

"Prishi Pari" prishipari

Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/>
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Daughter: Mom aaj Ek ladke ne mere
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gal pe kiss kiya. . . .......
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Mom: Tune usko chata mara ya nahi
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Daughter: Mujhe achanak Gandhiji
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yaad agaye aur maine dusra gal agge kar diya..
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Master : kanjus kise kahte hai
Student : jo 100 sms send karne par b reply nahi krte
master : very good ek example batao
student : aapki beti.

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Pyar Ne Pyar Ko Style BaNa DiyA,
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Jab Aayi Watan Ki Bat to MisaiL BaNa DiyA,
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DiWano Ka DarD Jab Dekha Nhi Gya
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To NOKIA Ne Mobile BaNa DiyA.

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Sweet Fact : If a Girl has balance in her cell,
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then she definitely has a boyfriend..
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And If a Boy has sufficient balance in his cell,
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then he surely does not have any Girlfriend..

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Ek machchar ek takle ke sar par ja kar baitha,
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uske baad-- 2nd machchar- Wah..
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kya ghar dhunda hai! <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
1st machchar- Ghar kaha re, <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
abhi to sirf plot kharida hai
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Q: College Me Ladkiyon Ke Kitne Nam Hote Hai ?
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Ans:5 <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
1.Meri Vali <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
2.Teri Vali <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
3.Teri Bhabhi <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
4.Meri Bhabhi <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
Or Na Pate To <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
5.Kamini Saali.

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Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
prishipari2011@gmail.com <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes/>

Aap be padiye aur aap ke friends ko be bejiye
Hamare group ke messages.
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Thu Mar 28, 2013 11:41 am (PDT) . Posted by:

"Prishi Pari" prishipari

Prishi Pari Ke Lovely SMS <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/>
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Bahut khubsurat unka har andaaz hai,
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haqiqat hai ya khwaab hai, <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
khushnaseebon ke paas rehte hain wo,
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mere paas to bas unki meethi si yaad hai..

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Dekhi hazaron mehfilen par ye fiza kuch aur hai,
jalwe dekhe hazaron par unki adaa kuch aur hai,
waise to jaam hain hazaron,
par unki dosti ka nasha kuch aur hai...

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Jab koi itna khas ban jaye, <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
Uske bare main hi sochna ehsas ban jaye
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toh mang lena khuda se use jindagi
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k liye isse pahle k wo kisi aur ki sans ban jaye.
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Ruth jao kitna b mana lenge
Dur jao kitna b bula lenge
Dil aakhir dil he sagar ki ret to nahi
K naam likh kar usse mita denge
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Tod do kasam agar khayi hai,
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kabhi yaad kar lene mein kya burai hai,
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yaad unko kiye bina reh bhi to nahi pate,
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dil mein jagah jo unhone kuch aisi banai hai...
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Very cute:
A boy & her gal were standing in front of a mirror
The gal asked, "What do u c?"
The boy smiled and said, "The rest of my life"…
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Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
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