Tuesday, March 5, 2013

[Hindi Jokes] Digest Number 3217

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Digest #3217
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Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes by "Prishi Pari" prishipari
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Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes by "Prishi Pari" prishipari

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Mon Mar 4, 2013 10:19 am (PST) . Posted by:

"Prishi Pari" prishipari

Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/>
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Teacher - Agar tumhara dost or gf
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kashti me doob rahe ho to tum kise bachaoge..? .
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Student - Marne do dono ko.!. . . . .
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. Teacher- kyu.? . . . . .
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? ? Student- Saale dono 1 sath
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1 kasti mein kar kya rhe the.;
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INSULT :P
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Boyfriend : Please Keep Me In Your Brain,
Not In Your Heart..;)
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Girlfriend : How Funny,
Why Not Heart..??
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Boyfriend : Because
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Your Heart Is Housefull And Brain
Is Empty,
More Empty Space Means More Comfort
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Dada ji :- Beta jaa pani le aa,.
1st pota :- m nhi jaa sakta
game khel rha hu,
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2nd pota :- rehne do dada ji,
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ye to battmiz hai,
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Aap khud hi jakar le
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Bed luck

Girl: hi baby. :)
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Boy: hi my lovely..
(sending failed)
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Girl: are u there...??
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Boy: yes ! yes i am here!
(sending failed)
girl: are u ignoring me or
what....??
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Boy: honey im not.... im here..
(sending failed)
girl: ok! it's over: dont u ever
talk to me again!
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Boy: DAMN! go to hell ! >.<
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When Love Fail,Emotion Works,
Emotion Fail,Memories Works,
Memories Fail,Word Works,
When Everything Fails...

Take 750 ML Vodka,It Really Works..
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Emotional atyachar

Rat ko 12 baje ladki ne http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
boyfriend ko call kiya http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

or
kaha
mere ghar me koi nahi hai

boyfriend uske ghar gaya
or
sach me koi nahi tha tala laga tha...
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Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
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Aap be padiye aur aap ke friends ko be bejiye
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Mon Mar 4, 2013 10:38 am (PST) . Posted by:

"Prishi Pari" prishipari

Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/>
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Father 2 son : tu itne time se murga kyun bana hein.
son: papa aap ne hi to kaha tha jo kam
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tu school mein karta hein woh
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ghar pe bhi aadha ghanta kiya kar.
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Wife :- Main Aapki Yaad Mein 15 Din
Mein Aadhi Marr Gayi Hu Aap
Mujhe Kab Lene Aaa Rahe Ho?
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Husband :-??
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Hmmm...
.(,")> 15
./)) Din Bad :D
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Papa-beta tum apni shaadi me kin logo ko bulaoge

beta-aap ko chor kar k sab ko bulaunga

papa-mujhe kyo nhi

beta-kya aapne mujhe bulaya tha..
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Boy:- jaanu Hmare Pyar K Bare Me Kisi
Ko Mat Btana...
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GiRl:- Tumhari bahen Ko To Zaroor
Btaungi, Kameeni KehtiThi Koi "kutta"
Hi Hoga Jo tujse pyar karega.
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After 0ur Last Argument,
I Told My Girlfriend,

"I Hope Your Next Boyfriend
Appreciates The Improvements
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A boy was walking in rain.
A gal came: Why didn't you share umbrella?
Boy: no its Ok sister & walked away.

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Moral: Moral voral kuch nahi..
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Aap ki friend

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