Thursday, March 6, 2014

[Hindi Jokes] Digest Number 3372

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Digest #3372
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Husband And Wife Stunt Team by "Deepak Punjabi" indigoblue2005
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Weirdest Wedding Traditions In The World by "Deepak Punjabi" indigoblue2005
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Vakt Nahi by "ganesh kumble" ganeshkumble101
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My next what's apps group on Sunday 5 pm by "ganesh kumble" ganeshkumble101
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Wed Mar 5, 2014 6:29 am (PST) . Posted by:

"Deepak Punjabi" indigoblue2005

Husband And Wife Stunt Team http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_jokes
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_jokes Slicing coconuts on his other half: The husband and wife stunt team who go round India breaking things on each other http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_jokes Bhramaramba Budati lets her husband smash and slice the coconuts on her body http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_jokes The pair perform their incredible routine across their native Andhra Pradesh region http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_jokes If you asked most people, they'd say this is completely nuts. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_jokes
But a husband and wife team in south-east India make a living out of being one of the country's most impressive stunt acts with a daredevil routine based mostly around slicing coconuts.

Bhramaramba Budati lets her husband smash and slice them on her body when she performs in villages across her native Andhra Pradesh region.
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Here, the 39-year-old housewife and mother-of-two are pictured in Prakashan showing off her acts of strength. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_jokes
They include smashing tiles, tube lights and blocks of ice across her body alongside husband Balashankar Budati, 40. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_jokes



Wielding a sledgehammer, Shankar Budati prepares to break a stack of roofing tiles, placed on his wife, Bhramaramba's shoulder http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_jokes
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Crash! Mr Budati breaks a stack of roofing tiles, placed on his wife, Bhramaramba's shoulder http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_jokes
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Chop! Bhramaramba Budati's cuts a coconut placed on her stomach with a sword http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_jokes
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Coconut water splashes out all over Bhramaramba Budati after it is sliced on her stomach http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_jokes
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Bhramaramba and her husband Shankar Budati with their sons in Prakashan, India, (left) and (right) Mr Budati gets ready for his next trick

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Nuts: Shankar Budati cuts a coconut placed on his wife Bhramaramba's neck http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_jokes




The 39-year-old housewife and mother-of-two, has gained attention in her native Andhra Pradesh region thanks to her daredevil acts of bravery

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Loving husband Shankar Budati draws back his sword before bringing it down on his wife http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_jokes
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Bhramaramba Budati lets her husband smash and slice coconuts on her body http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_jokes
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Bhramaramba Budati holds a stack of roofing tiles in her hand as her husband Shankar Budati prepares to break them with a stick http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_jokes











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Wed Mar 5, 2014 6:57 am (PST) . Posted by:

"Deepak Punjabi" indigoblue2005



Weddings are meant to be one of the happiest days in the lives of two devoted partners, but there are a few wacky wedding customs from around the world that can throw a spanner in the works. From throwing soot over the bride to banging pots and pans on the couple's wedding night, some traditions are just plain weird.
Blackening of the Bride and Groom Source: WordPress

Up in the Highlands of Scotland, there lies an age-old wedding custom that quite literally puts the bride and groom in a sticky situation. The 'Blackening of the Bride' ritual involves throwing treacle, soot and flour, at the happy couple to ward off evil spirits that might undermine their marriage. Nowadays, it's a good excuse for the in-laws to hurl things at the bride and it's believed that if you can endure the blackening, then you can handle marriage.

Weirdest Wedding Traditions: Charivari Source: Rocking Facts

The wedding night is one of the most sacred events of a marriage, but for some communities in France, it's a chance to bang pots and pans outside the bridal suite throughout the night. Charivari, also known as "rough music", is an old French folk custom where vociferous villagers would 'serenade' the couple in a very public and very loud ritual.
Source: Menton Daily Photo

However, Charivari's use wasn't always one of cacophonous celebration. Sometimes, French townspeople would take to pots and pans in an effort to force unmarried couples to wed, demonstrate disapproval of a marriage or even announce the home of an adulterous villager. Given the myriad meanings of the clamor outside their windows, this ritual must have been quite confusing for newlyweds. The modern age is a little more forgiving, though, and today Charivari is largely ceremonial. Don't expect to get full peace and quiet on your wedding night, however; couples must also provide snacks for the noisy revelers.
Weirdest Wedding Traditions: Cupid's Arrows Source: Women Of China

You've seen them in movies, read them in books, and listened to them in songs: all's fair in love and war, love hurts, is blind, is a battlefield, etc. There's a trove of cliches about love and pain, but for certain Chinese newlyweds, it's a bit more literal. A custom from the millennia-old Yugur culture involves the groom at the wedding ceremony shooting three arrows at the bride before breaking the bow and arrows. Luckily, the arrows have no heads but it can still be painful for the fair bride. If done correctly, though, story has it that they will love each other forever.
Source: People

The Forbidden Bathroom
Possibly one of the most bizarre traditions in this list, a custom for tribes of Tidong in Northern Borneo forbids newlyweds from using the bathroom for three days and nights following their wedding ceremony. And yes, that means everything. If the couple engages in, you know, human behavior and uses the toilet or washes, terrible luck will be brought on them and their marriage will be doomed. So strict is the custom that others actually take it in turns to watch over the couple to ensure they are given only the minimal amount of food and drink to survive.
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Weirdest Wedding Traditions: Stealing Shoes Source: Lynette J

Indian weddings are well-known for their vibrant, colorful nature and this next custom dates back centuries. In some parts of India, the groom must remove his shoes before reaching the altar. Ostensibly focused more on footwear than the marriage, the bride's family's objective is to steal the groom's shoes and hide them in obscure places. On the other side, the groom's family must protect the shoes and try to stop this from happening. If the bride's family, normally the bridesmaids, successfully steals the shoes, they can demand a large ransom from the groom for the shoes' safe return.































Wed Mar 5, 2014 7:05 am (PST) . Posted by:

"Deepak Punjabi" indigoblue2005



To honor its 125th year of publication, the iconic yet ever-evolving National Geographic magazine has released many never-before-seen photographs from its archives via an incredibly user-friendly and modern Tumblr account. The professionally curated collection of these photos goes by the name of FOUND, and gives us a clear vision (often startlingly so) of lost decades and cultures that may seem unreal against a present-day backdrop.
Below is a highlighted collection of 25 time-capsule images that were once lost, but now are FOUND.




A WWI soldier bandages a Red Cross canine helper, 1917.

Children playing at sunset in Ontario, Canada, 1963.

Force-feeding a shake to ensure its venom supply, 1950.

A portrait of an Ojibway, or Native Chippewa Indian girl, 1907.

Nuns in Peru, taking a break to toss a ball around, 1998.
During an expedition of the South Pole, a dog enjoys the gramophone, 1911

Kids in Murmansk, Soviet Union endure their daily dose of Vitamin D by lamp-light, 1977.

A child looks on as stars are being carefully sewn to a US flag, 1917.

Patrons of a KFC in Abu Dhabi, 1975.

A police dog biting some ankles during a training exercise, 1919.

Women farming in sugar beet fields, 1974.

Inside a Canadian Railway classroom, 1932.

A Ragtime piano man enjoying the spotlight, 1969.

A man roaming Chicago's famous LaSalle Street train station, 1936.

Marines walk the San Diego streets amid neon signs, 1969.

A Drugstore Cowboy prepares to make deliveries, 1938.

Bison roaming Yellowstone Park, 1967.

A blue-ribbon winning mare with its owner in Waterloo, Iowa, 1939.

The Chicago skyline is a backdrop for rooftop partygoers, 1967.

Leaping canines don't disturb this woman's reading, 1941.

Members of the Irish Guard dutifully ignore their fainted comrade, 1966.

An x-ray demonstration of the new Westinghouse electric razor, 1941.

A performance of the opera, Aida, in New York City, 1964.

Niagara Falls illuminated with rainbow flood lights, 1956.

Long exposure of Caracas, Venezuela as a metropolis, 1963.






























Wed Mar 5, 2014 7:13 am (PST) . Posted by:

"ganesh kumble" ganeshkumble101

" वक़्त नहीं "

हर ख़ुशी है लोंगों के दामन में ,
पर एक हंसी के लिये वक़्त नहीं .
दिन रात दौड़ती दुनिया में ,
ज़िन्दगी के लिये ही वक़्त नहीं .

सारे रिश्तों को तो हम मार चुके,
अब उन्हें दफ़नाने का भी वक़्त नहीं ..

सारे नाम मोबाइल में हैं ,
पर दोस्ती के लिये वक़्त नहीं .
गैरों की क्या बात करें ,
जब अपनों के लिये ही वक़्त नहीं .

आखों में है नींद भरी ,
पर सोने का वक़्त नहीं .
दिल है ग़मो से भरा हुआ ,
पर रोने का भी वक़्त नहीं .

पैसों की दौड़ में ऐसे दौड़े,
कि थकने का भी वक़्त नहीं .
पराये एहसानों की क्या कद्र करें ,
जब अपने सपनों के लिये ही वक़्त नहीं

तू ही बता ऐ ज़िन्दगी ,
इस ज़िन्दगी का क्या होगा,
कि हर पल मरने वालों को ,
जीने के लिये भी वक़्त नहीं ..
भगवान् भी हैरान है की इतनी घंटी मेरी भी नहीं बजती

जितनी घंटी whats app की बजती है😀

Wed Mar 5, 2014 9:28 am (PST) . Posted by:

"ganesh kumble" ganeshkumble101

Dear friends
Muje batate hue khushi ho rahi hai ki mai 13 what's apps group chalata hu
jaha ladke and ladkian Sms pictures and videos share karte hai.

Agar aap b add hona chahte hai to apna naam city or email I'd k sath judne
k lie what's apps par apply kijiye.

What's apps group will open on Sunday 5 pm and 50 girls and boys will be
added on the basis of first come first serve basis.

Mera what's apps number hai
099 69 361982

Aap Ka abhar

Aap Ka pyara dost

Ganesh Kumble

Wed Mar 5, 2014 11:08 am (PST) . Posted by:

"patwari gautam" gjpatwari

Hello Ganeshji,

Please add me to the group.

I am in Chicago, with cell # 2199029832.

Regards,

Gautam

On Wednesday, March 5, 2014 11:32 AM, ganesh kumble <ganeshkumble2014@gmail.com> wrote:

 
Dear friends
Muje batate hue khushi ho rahi hai ki mai 13 what's apps group chalata hu jaha ladke and ladkian Sms pictures and videos share karte hai.
Agar aap b add hona chahte hai to apna naam city or email I'd k sath judne k lie what's apps par apply kijiye.
What's apps group will open on Sunday 5 pm and 50 girls and boys will be added on the basis of first come first serve basis.
Mera what's apps number hai
099 69 361982
Aap Ka abhar
Aap Ka pyara dost
Ganesh Kumble

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