Sunday, March 16, 2014

[Hindi Jokes] Digest Number 3381

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Digest #3381
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Shayaris & Jokesssssssss by "Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
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Words of wisdom shared by Agnes Chang by "Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
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A Good Laugh by "Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
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Shayarissss & Jokes...... by "Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com

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Sat Mar 15, 2014 2:36 am (PDT) . Posted by:

"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com



CHAK DE

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न किया कर अपनी वफ़ाओं का दावा इतना,
मैंने रूह को जिस्म से बेवफ़ाई करते देखा है ...

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Beegi ankho se muskurane me maza aur he,
Haste haste palke bheegane me maza aur he,
Bat kehke to koi bhi samjleta he,
Koi khamoshi ko samje to maza aur he.

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No doubt God created men before women;

But YOU need to create a rough draft before the final masterpiece.

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In 1814 Women had no rights.

In 1914 Women fought for some rights.

In 2014 Women are always right....

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Ultimate beizzati:......Garmi main bus stop pe 20 log buska intazaar karrahe the..Ek bhikhari aaya sabse ek ek rupyelekar auto mainbaithkar chala gaya..

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अगर इंसान मिल जाए मुकम्मल....

तो सर पत्थर के आगे क्यूँ झुकाऊँ

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Sat Mar 15, 2014 2:36 am (PDT) . Posted by:

"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com



CHAK DE

Words of wisdom shared by Agnes Chang:
When we are in heaven our money is still in the bank. When we are alive we don't have enough money to spend.When we are gone there is still a lot of money not spent.
One tycoon in China passed awayHis widow, left with $1.9 billion in the bank, remarried his chauffeur.His chauffeur said, "All the while I thought I was working for my boss. Now only I realise that my boss was all the time working for me !!! "
The cruel reality is:It is more important to live longer than to have more wealth. So we must strive to have a strong and healthy body, it doesn't matter who is working for who.
A high end hand phone, 70% of the functions are uselessAn expensive car, 70% of the speed is not neededA luxurious villa, 70% of the space is not occupiedA whole wardrobe of clothes, 70% of it is not wornA whole life of earning, 70% is for other people to use
So we must protect and make full use of our 30%Go for med exam even if not sickDrink more water even if not thirstyMust let go even if faced with grave problemsMust give in even if you are in the rightMust be humble even if you are very powerfulMust be contented even if you are not richMust SLEEP even if you are very busy
LIFE IS SHORTLIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST !

Sat Mar 15, 2014 2:36 am (PDT) . Posted by:

"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com



CHAK DE

A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them was hurt. 
After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said; "Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
The man replied, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!"
The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but my bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
She replies, "Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police."
Adam ate the first apple, too!Men will never learn!!

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Sat Mar 15, 2014 2:36 am (PDT) . Posted by:

"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com



CHAK DE

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खुद कि उन्नती मे इतना समय लगा दो 
कि
किसी और कि निंदा का समय ही ना रहे...

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Raste kaha khatam hote hai zindagi ke safar me..!

Manzil to wahi hai jahan khwaishen tham jaye..!

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इक उम्र गुज़ार दी हमने, रिश्तों का मतलब समझने में,

लोग मसरूफ हैं, मतलब के रिश्ते बनाने में...

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कमाल का हौंसला दिया है

खुदा ने इंसान को,

वाकिफ अगले पल से नहीं और वादे

जन्मों के करता है.....!!

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