Wednesday, March 12, 2014

[Hindi Jokes] Digest Number 3378

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Digest #3378
Holi Sasural ki by "ganesh kumble" ganeshkumble101
Maya hatheli me duwaen rakhti hai by "ganesh kumble" ganeshkumble101
Jokes, Shayaris, & Cool by "Mahesh Popat"
I NEVER KNEW THIS ABOUT JAPAN ... ?? by "Mahesh Popat"
Shayarisssssssssssss by "Mahesh Popat"


Tue Mar 11, 2014 9:29 am (PDT) . Posted by:

"ganesh kumble" ganeshkumble101

एक हरियाणवी कविता होली सुसराड़ की

मैं गया सुसराड़
नया कुर्ता गाड़

दाढ़ी बनवाई बाल रंग्वाए
रेहड़ी पर ते संतरे तुलवाए

हाथ मैं दो किलो फ्रूट
मैं हो रया सुटम सूट

फागन का महिना था
आ रया पसीना था

पोहंच गया गाम मैं
मीठे मीठे घाम मैं

सुसराड़ का टोरा था
मैं अकड में होरा था

साले मिलगे घर के बाहर
बोले आ रिश्तेदार आ रिश्तेदार

बस मेरी खातिरदारी शुरू होगी
रात ने खा पीके सोगया तडके मेरी बारी शुरू होगी

सोटे ले ले शाहले आगी
मेरे ते मिठाईया के पैसे मांगन लागी

दो दो चार चार सबने लगाये
पैसे भी दिए और सोटे भी खाए

साली भी मेरी मुह ने फेर गी
गाढ़ा रंग घोल के सर पे गेर गी

सारा टोरा होगया था ढिल्ला ढिल्ला
गात होगया लिल्ला लिल्ला गिल्ला गिल्ला

रहा सहा टोरा साला ने मिटा दिया
भर के कोली नाली में लिटा दिया

साँझ ताहि देहि काली आँख लाल होगी
बन्दर बरगी मेरी चाल होगी

बटेऊ हाडे तो नु हे सोटे खावेगा
बता फेर होली पे हाडे आवेगा

मैं हाथ जोड़ बोल्या या गलती फेर
नहीं दोहराऊंगा

होली तो के मैं थारे दिवाली ने
भी नहीं आउंगा.............

Tue Mar 11, 2014 11:46 am (PDT) . Posted by:

"ganesh kumble" ganeshkumble101

चूम लेना उसकी हथेलियाँ
किसी आग़ाज़ से पहले,
सुना है माँ हथेली में
दुआऐं रखती है...

तेरे हर सफ़र में
सरगोशी होगी रहमतों की,
सुना है माँ लबों पे
सदायें रखती है...

उसे बताते ही ज़ख्मों का
दर्द काफ़ूर हो जायेगा,
सुना है अपनी फूंक में वो
ठण्डी हवायें रखती है...

गौर कर तू गुनहगार
होकर भी मासूम है,
सुना है अपनी नेकी देकर
वो खतायें रखती है...

कभी सोचा क्यूँ तेरे रास्ते
कोई आफ़त नहीं आती?
सुना है अपनी नज़र में वो
चारो दिशायें रखती है...

डर मत तुझे
बुरी नज़र नहीं लगेगी,
सुना है तुझसे दूर वो
सारी बलायें रखती है....

तू अकेला है सफ़र पे
कैसे मान लिया तूने?
सुना है ख़ुदा की जगह वो
तुझपे निगाहें रखती है...

सुना है माँ हथेली में दुआऐं रखती है...!!!

Tue Mar 11, 2014 11:56 pm (PDT) . Posted by:

"Mahesh Popat"



रात को सोने से पहले एक मच्छर जरूर मार दियाकरे, ताकि
............बाकी के मच्छर उसके जनाजे पर चले जायें, और आप मज़े से सो जायें।
कसम से बचपन से intelligent हूँ, 
पर कभी घमंड नहीं किया॥

SCIENCE kehta hai ki paani ubalne se kitanu mar jate hai....Par Science ko ye nahi pata ki kitanu ke marne ke baad unki...
''Dead Bodies'' to paani me hi reh jati hai !.Stupid Science.kasam se bachpan se genius hu... 
Lekin kabhi Ghamand nahi kiya  .........
Cow & Cat both are sisters..
Now you must be thinking ke kaise?
Jyada mat socho.
I'm telling you, 
Cow Mata hoti hai Aur Billi Mousi
Bola tha na bachpan se hi intelligent hoon, 
lekin kabhi Ghamand nahi kiya.
No claps plz.... 
I dnt like publicity.. 
bas ab Thanks mat bolna, 
Jab tak knowledge hai deta rahungaDo baatein hamesha yaad rakhna:1. Pahli baatHar insaan itna bura nahi hota jitna 'pan-card' aur 'aadhar card' mein dikhta hai. Aur itna achchha bhi nahi hota jitna 'facebook' aur 'whats app' per dikhta hai.
2. Aur dusri baat : Har aadmi itna bura nahi hota jitna uski 'biwi' usko samazti hai... Aur itna achcha bhi nahi hota jitna uski 'maa' usko samazti hai..
Bola tha na bachpan se hi intelligent hoon, 
lekin kabhi Ghamand nahi kiya.!

One of the most disturbing feelings in the world is .... 

when the chutney ends before the samosa....

A poor man asked Buddha, "Why am I so poor?". 

The Buddha said, "you do not learn to give".

The surprised poor man said, " I don't have anything to give!?!"

Buddha smilingly said:  "You have a few things.
The face, which can give smile;
your Mouth - which can praise or comfort others;
your Heart - it can open up to others.
Your Eyes - can look at others with love, compassion and affection;your Body - which can be used to serve others,
by doing petty and manageable work"
Buddha said, "Now you see, we are not poor at all... 
The poverty of spirit, is the real poverty".
Focus on the good.  You will feel good; do good and share good.


Hard fact about youngsters,..........They are always busy watching the desktop wallpaper..whenever their parents enter their room'


तेरी यादों की कोई सरहद होती, तो अच्छा था,

खबर तो रहती, सफर तय कितना करना है...


आज के ज़माने में वो ही ईमानदार है, 
जिस को बेईमानी का मौका नहीं मिला।


After every mistake, every person says" I am sorry" 

but only few say "what i should do to make it right"

Only this makes a relation more beautiFul & honest.


Tue Mar 11, 2014 11:56 pm (PDT) . Posted by:

"Mahesh Popat"


Some very good and interesting points.. Read it till the end.
1 - Did you know that Japanese children clean their schools every day for a quarter of an hour with teachers which has led to the emergence of a Japanese generation who is modest and keen on cleanliness.
2 - Did you know that any Japanese citizen who has a dog must carry a special bags to pick up dog droppings.  Hygiene and their eagerness to address cleanliness is part of Japanese ethics.
3 - Did you know that hygiene worker in Japan is called "health engineer" and can command salary of USD 5000 to 8000 per month, and a cleaner is subjected to written and oral tests!!
4 - Did you know that Japan does not have any natural resources, and they are exposed to hundreds of earthquakes a year, but it did not prevent her from becoming the second largest economy in the world.
5 - Did you know that Hiroshima returned to what it was, economically vibrant before the fall of the atomic bomb in just ten years.
6 - Did you know that Japan prevents the use of mobiles in trains and restaurants.
7 - Did you know that in Japan , students from the first to sixth primary years must learn ethics in dealing with people.
8 - Did you know that the Japanese, even though they are one of the richest people in the world, do not have servants and the parents are responsible for the house and children.
9 - Did you know that there is no examination from the first to the third primary level; because the goal of education is to instill concepts and character building, not just examination and indoctrination. -
10 - Did you know that if you go to a buffet restaurant in Japan you will notice people only eat as much as they need without any waste.  No wasteful food.
11 - Did you know that the rate of delayed trains in Japan is about 7 seconds per year!!They appreciate the value of time, very punctual to minutes and seconds
12 -. Did you know that children brush their teeth after a meal at school; They maintain their health from an early age.
13 - Did you know that students take half an hour to finish their meals to ensure right digestion. When asked about this concern, they said: These students are the future of Japan
I NEVER KNEW THIS ABOUT JAPAN .....................

Tue Mar 11, 2014 11:56 pm (PDT) . Posted by:

"Mahesh Popat"



Mujh ko dhoondh leta hai nit naye bahane se ...

Dard hogaya hai waaqif mere har thikaane se

हाल पूछ लेने से कौन सा हाल ठीक हो जाता है. . .

. . .बस तसल्ली हो जाती हे कि 

इस भीड़ भरी दुनिआ में कोई अपना भी है...!!!


Kuch To Hisaab Karo Hum Se ay jaan..

Itni Muhabbat Udhaar kon Deta Hai....!!


कुछ लोग हार के भी जीत जाते हैं,

कुछ लोग जीत के भी हार जाते हैं..

नहीं दिखते अकबर के बुत कहीं,

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