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Digest #3373
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Thu Mar 6, 2014 5:11 am (PST) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
किताब-ए-दिल का कोई भी वर्क़ सादा नहीं होता,
निगाह उसको भी पढ़ लेती है जो लिखा नहीं होता..!!
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मोहब्बत भी अजीब चीज बनायीं खुदा तूने,
तेरे ही मंदिर में,
तेरी ही मस्जिद में,
तेरे ही बंदे,
तेरे ही सामने रोते हैं,
तुझे नहीं, किसी और को पाने के लिए...!
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ज़िन्दगी सस्ती है
जीने के ढंग महँगे हैं...
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Bhikhari (Car mein bethi lady se): "Madam 10 Rs dedo..!"
Lady ne paise de diye...
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Bhikhari jane laga tabi...
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Lady boli:- Baba Dua To Dete Jao..!
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Bhikhari:- BMW Mein To Baithi Hai Moti... Ab Kya...
"Rocket Pe Baithegi..!!
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When people say they can't see anything good in you,
hug them because life can be very difficult for the Blind...
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बस इतना ही कहा था मैंने ,
कि तेरे प्यार का जन्मों से प्यासा हूँ ।
और कम्बख्त ने पानी का पाइप
मुंह में डालकर मोटर चला दी ।
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यहाँ हर किसी को दरारों में झाँकने की आदत है;
दरवाज़ा खोल दो, कोई पूछने भी नहीं आएगा !!!
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चले तो थे दोस्तों का पूरा काफिला लेकर........
पर आधे "जुदा" हो गए और आधे "खुदा" हो गए....
कुछ गुमशुदा तो कुछ शादीशुदा हो गए...
Thu Mar 6, 2014 5:33 am (PST) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
बहुत दूर तक जाना पड़ता है ,
सिर्फ यह जानने के लिए,
"नज़दीक कौन है ..
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Rulane ko apni kahani kafi hai,
Ishq mein char pal ki zindgani kafi hai.
Doobne ke liye samundar ki kya zarurat,
Unki palko se tapka wo paani he kafi hai..!
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जब लगा था "तीर"
तब इतना दर्द न हुआ.. "ग़ालिब"
ज़ख्म का एहसास तब हुआ
जब "कमान" देखी अपनों के हाथ में...!!!
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Santa: Banta bhai kahan ho,... kal toh saari raat offline
no msg
no audio
no video
kya baat he...
Kisi ka presure hai kya ,.....???
Banta: रात को नेट बंद था ..
तो बिवी से बात करी मैंने …यार
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अच्छी औरत है … वो भी …
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A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex."
"But you are not wearing any of those things," he replied.
"I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry."
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वो ज़हर देकर मारते तो दुनिया की नज़रों में आ जाते
अंदाज़ ए क़त्ल तो देखो मोहब्बत करके छोड़ दिया...
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Auto rickshaw wala saying no to you and driving off without passenger..........
is equivalent to a girl saying 'Kunwari mar jaungi par tere se shaadi nahi karungi'...
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Wife: Wht r u doing?
Husband: Killing mosquitoes?
Wife: How many did u kill?
Husband: Total 5. Two females, 3 males.
Wife: How do u know their genders?
Husband: 2 were near mirror and 3 near beer
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Ashk beh kar bhi kam nahi hotey....
Aankhein kitni ameer hoti hain.
सिर्फ यह जानने के लिए,
"नज़दीक कौन है ..
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Rulane ko apni kahani kafi hai,
Ishq mein char pal ki zindgani kafi hai.
Doobne ke liye samundar ki kya zarurat,
Unki palko se tapka wo paani he kafi hai..!
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जब लगा था "तीर"
तब इतना दर्द न हुआ.. "ग़ालिब"
ज़ख्म का एहसास तब हुआ
जब "कमान" देखी अपनों के हाथ में...!!!
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Santa: Banta bhai kahan ho,... kal toh saari raat offline
no msg
no audio
no video
kya baat he...
Kisi ka presure hai kya ,.....???
Banta: रात को नेट बंद था ..
तो बिवी से बात करी मैंने …यार
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अच्छी औरत है … वो भी …
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A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex."
"But you are not wearing any of those things," he replied.
"I know," she said. "It'
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वो ज़हर देकर मारते तो दुनिया की नज़रों में आ जाते
अंदाज़ ए क़त्ल तो देखो मोहब्बत करके छोड़ दिया...
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Auto rickshaw wala saying no to you and driving off without passenger...
is equivalent to a girl saying 'Kunwari mar jaungi par tere se shaadi nahi karungi'
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Wife: Wht r u doing?
Husband: Killing mosquitoes?
Wife: How many did u kill?
Husband: Total 5. Two females, 3 males.
Wife: How do u know their genders?
Husband: 2 were near mirror and 3 near beer
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Ashk beh kar bhi kam nahi hotey....
Aankhein kitni ameer hoti hain.
Thu Mar 6, 2014 5:34 am (PST) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
Wife (waking up from her sleep): i
just had a dream that u bought me a
diamond necklace.
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Husband: Go back to sleep & wear it. :)
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Ek Bachcha Park mein Bench pe betha tha aur 1 k bad 1 Toffee kha raha tha.
Pas bethi 1 Aunty boli : Jyada meetha khane wale
jaldi mar jate hai.
Boy : Aap ko malum hai meri Dadi ki age 106 Saal
thi.
Aunty : Wo meetha kam khati hongi.
Boy : Nahi...!!! Wo apne Kaam se Kaam rakhti thi....!!!
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सीढ़ियाँ उनके लिए बनी हैं,
जिन्हें छत पर जाना है |
लेकिन जिनकी नज़र आसमान पर हो,
उन्हें तो रास्ता ख़ुद बनाना है |
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Kya ghazab ki hai uski khaamoshi...
mujhse baaten hazaar karti hai
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Woh junoon, woh jazbaa, woh zamaana aur hi tha...
Aajkal lal syahi bazaar mein sasti mila karti hain
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I think we now need 8th phera in weddings. With one more pledge.......
"Hum social media/FB//BBM/Whats app se zayada ek doosre ke saath time spend karenge"
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लिखो तो पैगाम कुछ ऐसा लिखो
के कलम भी रोने को मजबूर हो जाये
हर लफ्ज में वो दर्द भर दो की
पढने वाला प्यार करने पर मजबूर हो जाये.
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A lot of men think they are doing women a favour by asking for her hand in marriage, but lets think about this :
she changes her name,
changes her home,
leaves her family,
moves in with you,
builds a home with you,
gets pregnant for you,
pregnancy changes her body,
she gets fat,
almost gives up in the labour room due to the unbearable pains of child birth,
even the kids she delivers bear your name.
Till the day she dies...
everything she does benefits you.....
so who is really doing whom a favour?
Dear men appreciate your wife today & always coz it is not easy to be a woman.
*Being a woman is priceless *;;
just had a dream that u bought me a
diamond necklace.
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Husband: Go back to sleep & wear it. :)
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Ek Bachcha Park mein Bench pe betha tha aur 1 k bad 1 Toffee kha raha tha.
Pas bethi 1 Aunty boli : Jyada meetha khane wale
jaldi mar jate hai.
Boy : Aap ko malum hai meri Dadi ki age 106 Saal
thi.
Aunty : Wo meetha kam khati hongi.
Boy : Nahi...!!! Wo apne Kaam se Kaam rakhti thi....!!!
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सीढ़ियाँ उनके लिए बनी हैं,
जिन्हें छत पर जाना है |
लेकिन जिनकी नज़र आसमान पर हो,
उन्हें तो रास्ता ख़ुद बनाना है |
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Kya ghazab ki hai uski khaamoshi...
mujhse baaten hazaar karti hai
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Woh junoon, woh jazbaa, woh zamaana aur hi tha...
Aajkal lal syahi bazaar mein sasti mila karti hain
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I think we now need 8th phera in weddings. With one more pledge......
"Hum social media/FB//BBM/
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लिखो तो पैगाम कुछ ऐसा लिखो
के कलम भी रोने को मजबूर हो जाये
हर लफ्ज में वो दर्द भर दो की
पढने वाला प्यार करने पर मजबूर हो जाये.
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A lot of men think they are doing women a favour by asking for her hand in marriage, but lets think about this :
she changes her name,
changes her home,
leaves her family,
moves in with you,
builds a home with you,
gets pregnant for you,
pregnancy changes her body,
she gets fat,
almost gives up in the labour room due to the unbearable pains of child birth,
even the kids she delivers bear your name.
Till the day she dies...
everything she does benefits you.....
so who is really doing whom a favour?
Dear men appreciate your wife today & always coz it is not easy to be a woman.
*Being a woman is priceless *;;
Thu Mar 6, 2014 6:05 am (PST) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
एक कब्र पर लिखा था...
"किस को क्या इलज़ाम दूं दोस्तो...,
जिन्दगी में सताने वाले भी अपने थे,
.......और दफनाने वाले भी अपने थे...
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दिल रोज सजता है,
नादान दुल्हन की तरह..!!
गम रोज चले आते हैं,
बाराती बनकर..!!
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संसार में सभी चीज़े ठोकर
लगने से टूट जाती है ।
मगर सिर्फ इंसान ही
एक ऐसा है जो ठोकर
लगने के बाद ही बनता है ।
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नंगे पाँव जब बरसात में, कीचड में जाता है,
तब महकता हुआ बासमती , तुम्हारे घर आता है...!!#मज़दूर
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जैसा दर्द हो, वैसा मंजर होता है,
मौसम तो इंसान के अंदर होता है...!!
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पिताजी आज भी पैसे बचाते है ….
पुरानी पेंट रफू करा कर पहनते जाते है, Branded नई shirt
देने पे आँखे दिखाते है
टूटे चश्मे से ही अख़बार पढने का लुत्फ़ उठाते है, Topaz के
ब्लेड से दाढ़ी बनाते है
पिताजी आज भी पैसे बचाते है ….
कपड़े का पुराना थैला लिये दूर की मंडी तक जाते है,
बहुत मोल-भाव करके फल-सब्जी लाते है
आटा नही खरीदते, गेहूँ पिसवाते है..
पिताजी आज भी पैसे बचाते है…
स्टेशन से घर पैदल ही आते है रिक्सा लेने से कतराते है
सेहत का हवाला देते जाते है बढती महंगाई पे
चिंता जताते है
पिताजी आज भी पैसे बचाते है ....
पूरी गर्मी पंखे में बिताते है, सर्दियां आने पर रजाई में
दुबक जाते है
AC/Heater को सेहत का दुश्मन बताते है, लाइट
खुली छूटने पे नाराज हो जाते है
पिताजी आज भी पैसे बचाते है
माँ के हाथ के खाने में रमते जाते है, बाहर खाने में
आनाकानी मचाते है
साफ़-सफाई का हवाला देते जाते है,मिर्च, मसाले और
तेल से घबराते है
पिताजी आज भी पैसे बचाते है…
गुजरे कल के किस्से सुनाते है, कैसे ये सब जोड़ा गर्व से
बताते है पुराने दिनों की याद दिलाते है,बचत की अहमियत
समझाते है
हमारी हर मांग आज भी,फ़ौरन पूरी करते जाते है
पिताजी हमारे लिए ही पैसे बचाते है ...
Really awsm dedicated to dad
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Jab chote the to bade hone ki bohat chahat thi,
par ab pata chala ke ..
Toote huye sapno se toote huye khilone ziyaada ache the.
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Lakeerein haath mein kuch mere bhi to thein shayad ..
Chura ke le gaye sab haath milaane waale
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Aaj ka gyan:-
Agar koi hume acha lgta hai to acha wo nahi hum hain
Aur agar koi hume bura lgta hai to bura wahi hai Qki hum to ache hain na......
Zindagi se koi cheez maango to aise maango jaise tumhare baap ki thi
Aur nahi mili to kaunsi tumhare baap ki thi.....
Agar koi apko dekh kar darwaza band kar deta hai to yaad rakho....
Kundi dono taraf se hoti hai ap bhi bahar se band karke bhaag jao...
Aaj ke liye Itna gyan kafee hai......
"किस को क्या इलज़ाम दूं दोस्तो...,
जिन्दगी में सताने वाले भी अपने थे,
.......और दफनाने वाले भी अपने थे...
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दिल रोज सजता है,
नादान दुल्हन की तरह..!!
गम रोज चले आते हैं,
बाराती बनकर..!!
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संसार में सभी चीज़े ठोकर
लगने से टूट जाती है ।
मगर सिर्फ इंसान ही
एक ऐसा है जो ठोकर
लगने के बाद ही बनता है ।
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नंगे पाँव जब बरसात में, कीचड में जाता है,
तब महकता हुआ बासमती , तुम्हारे घर आता है...!!#मज़दूर
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जैसा दर्द हो, वैसा मंजर होता है,
मौसम तो इंसान के अंदर होता है...!!
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पिताजी आज भी पैसे बचाते है ….
पुरानी पेंट रफू करा कर पहनते जाते है, Branded नई shirt
देने पे आँखे दिखाते है
टूटे चश्मे से ही अख़बार पढने का लुत्फ़ उठाते है, Topaz के
ब्लेड से दाढ़ी बनाते है
पिताजी आज भी पैसे बचाते है ….
कपड़े का पुराना थैला लिये दूर की मंडी तक जाते है,
बहुत मोल-भाव करके फल-सब्जी लाते है
आटा नही खरीदते, गेहूँ पिसवाते है..
पिताजी आज भी पैसे बचाते है…
स्टेशन से घर पैदल ही आते है रिक्सा लेने से कतराते है
सेहत का हवाला देते जाते है बढती महंगाई पे
चिंता जताते है
पिताजी आज भी पैसे बचाते है ....
पूरी गर्मी पंखे में बिताते है, सर्दियां आने पर रजाई में
दुबक जाते है
AC/Heater को सेहत का दुश्मन बताते है, लाइट
खुली छूटने पे नाराज हो जाते है
पिताजी आज भी पैसे बचाते है
माँ के हाथ के खाने में रमते जाते है, बाहर खाने में
आनाकानी मचाते है
साफ़-सफाई का हवाला देते जाते है,मिर्च, मसाले और
तेल से घबराते है
पिताजी आज भी पैसे बचाते है…
गुजरे कल के किस्से सुनाते है, कैसे ये सब जोड़ा गर्व से
बताते है पुराने दिनों की याद दिलाते है,बचत की अहमियत
समझाते है
हमारी हर मांग आज भी,फ़ौरन पूरी करते जाते है
पिताजी हमारे लिए ही पैसे बचाते है ...
Really awsm dedicated to dad
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Jab chote the to bade hone ki bohat chahat thi,
par ab pata chala ke ..
Toote huye sapno se toote huye khilone ziyaada ache the.
------------
Lakeerein haath mein kuch mere bhi to thein shayad ..
Chura ke le gaye sab haath milaane waale
------------
Aaj ka gyan:-
Agar koi hume acha lgta hai to acha wo nahi hum hain
Aur agar koi hume bura lgta hai to bura wahi hai Qki hum to ache hain na......
Zindagi se koi cheez maango to aise maango jaise tumhare baap ki thi
Aur nahi mili to kaunsi tumhare baap ki thi.....
Agar koi apko dekh kar darwaza band kar deta hai to yaad rakho....
Kundi dono taraf se hoti hai ap bhi bahar se band karke bhaag jao...
Aaj ke liye Itna gyan kafee hai......
Thu Mar 6, 2014 9:11 pm (PST) . Posted by:
"raja" rrswami55
Thank u for sending such good message.
Regards
R.R Swami
Bangalore
On Thursday, March 6, 2014 7:36 PM, Mahesh Popat <mahesh_popat@ymail.com> wrote:
एक कब्र पर लिखा था...
"किस को क्या इलज़ाम दूं दोस्तो...,
जिन्दगी में सताने वाले भी अपने थे,
.......और दफनाने वाले भी अपने थे...
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दिल रोज सजता है,
नादान दुल्हन की तरह..!!
गम रोज चले आते हैं,
बाराती बनकर..!!
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संसार में सभी चीज़े ठोकर
लगने से टूट जाती है ।
मगर सिर्फ इंसान ही
एक ऐसा है जो ठोकर
लगने के बाद ही बनता है ।
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नंगे पाँव जब बरसात में, कीचड में जाता है,
तब महकता हुआ बासमती , तुम्हारे घर आता है...!!#मज़दूर
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जैसा दर्द हो, वैसा मंजर होता है,
मौसम तो इंसान के अंदर होता है...!!
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पिताजी आज भी पैसे बचाते है ….
पुरानी पेंट रफू करा कर पहनते जाते है, Branded नई shirt
देने पे आँखे दिखाते है
टूटे चश्मे से ही अख़बार पढने का लुत्फ़ उठाते है, Topaz के
ब्लेड से दाढ़ी बनाते है
पिताजी आज भी पैसे बचाते है ….
कपड़े का पुराना थैला लिये दूर की मंडी तक जाते है,
बहुत मोल-भाव करके फल-सब्जी लाते है
आटा नही खरीदते, गेहूँ पिसवाते है..
पिताजी आज भी पैसे बचाते है…
स्टेशन से घर पैदल ही आते है रिक्सा लेने से कतराते है
सेहत का हवाला देते जाते है बढती महंगाई पे
चिंता जताते है
पिताजी आज भी पैसे बचाते है ....
पूरी गर्मी पंखे में बिताते है, सर्दियां आने पर रजाई में
दुबक जाते है
AC/Heater को सेहत का दुश्मन बताते है, लाइट
खुली छूटने पे नाराज हो जाते है
पिताजी आज भी पैसे बचाते है
माँ के हाथ के खाने में रमते जाते है, बाहर खाने में
आनाकानी मचाते है
साफ़-सफाई का हवाला देते जाते है,मिर्च, मसाले और
तेल से घबराते है
पिताजी आज भी पैसे बचाते है…
गुजरे कल के किस्से सुनाते है, कैसे ये सब जोड़ा गर्व से
बताते है पुराने दिनों की याद दिलाते है,बचत की अहमियत
समझाते है
हमारी हर मांग आज भी,फ़ौरन पूरी करते जाते है
पिताजी हमारे लिए ही पैसे बचाते है ...
Really awsm dedicated to dad
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Jab chote the to bade hone ki bohat chahat thi,
par ab pata chala ke ..
Toote huye sapno se toote huye khilone ziyaada ache the.
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Lakeerein haath mein kuch mere bhi to thein shayad ..
Chura ke le gaye sab haath milaane waale
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Aaj ka gyan:-
Agar koi hume acha lgta hai to acha wo nahi hum hain
Aur agar koi hume bura lgta hai to bura wahi hai Qki hum to ache hain na......
Zindagi se koi cheez maango to aise maango jaise tumhare baap ki thi
Aur nahi mili to kaunsi tumhare baap ki thi.....
Agar koi apko dekh kar darwaza band kar deta hai to yaad rakho....
Kundi dono taraf se hoti hai ap bhi bahar se band karke bhaag jao...
Aaj ke liye Itna gyan kafee hai......
Regards
R.R Swami
Bangalore
On Thursday, March 6, 2014 7:36 PM, Mahesh Popat <mahesh_popat@ymail.com> wrote:
एक कब्र पर लिखा था...
"किस को क्या इलज़ाम दूं दोस्तो...,
जिन्दगी में सताने वाले भी अपने थे,
.......और दफनाने वाले भी अपने थे...
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दिल रोज सजता है,
नादान दुल्हन की तरह..!!
गम रोज चले आते हैं,
बाराती बनकर..!!
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संसार में सभी चीज़े ठोकर
लगने से टूट जाती है ।
मगर सिर्फ इंसान ही
एक ऐसा है जो ठोकर
लगने के बाद ही बनता है ।
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नंगे पाँव जब बरसात में, कीचड में जाता है,
तब महकता हुआ बासमती , तुम्हारे घर आता है...!!#मज़दूर
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जैसा दर्द हो, वैसा मंजर होता है,
मौसम तो इंसान के अंदर होता है...!!
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पिताजी आज भी पैसे बचाते है ….
पुरानी पेंट रफू करा कर पहनते जाते है, Branded नई shirt
देने पे आँखे दिखाते है
टूटे चश्मे से ही अख़बार पढने का लुत्फ़ उठाते है, Topaz के
ब्लेड से दाढ़ी बनाते है
पिताजी आज भी पैसे बचाते है ….
कपड़े का पुराना थैला लिये दूर की मंडी तक जाते है,
बहुत मोल-भाव करके फल-सब्जी लाते है
आटा नही खरीदते, गेहूँ पिसवाते है..
पिताजी आज भी पैसे बचाते है…
स्टेशन से घर पैदल ही आते है रिक्सा लेने से कतराते है
सेहत का हवाला देते जाते है बढती महंगाई पे
चिंता जताते है
पिताजी आज भी पैसे बचाते है ....
पूरी गर्मी पंखे में बिताते है, सर्दियां आने पर रजाई में
दुबक जाते है
AC/Heater को सेहत का दुश्मन बताते है, लाइट
खुली छूटने पे नाराज हो जाते है
पिताजी आज भी पैसे बचाते है
माँ के हाथ के खाने में रमते जाते है, बाहर खाने में
आनाकानी मचाते है
साफ़-सफाई का हवाला देते जाते है,मिर्च, मसाले और
तेल से घबराते है
पिताजी आज भी पैसे बचाते है…
गुजरे कल के किस्से सुनाते है, कैसे ये सब जोड़ा गर्व से
बताते है पुराने दिनों की याद दिलाते है,बचत की अहमियत
समझाते है
हमारी हर मांग आज भी,फ़ौरन पूरी करते जाते है
पिताजी हमारे लिए ही पैसे बचाते है ...
Really awsm dedicated to dad
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Jab chote the to bade hone ki bohat chahat thi,
par ab pata chala ke ..
Toote huye sapno se toote huye khilone ziyaada ache the.
------------
Lakeerein haath mein kuch mere bhi to thein shayad ..
Chura ke le gaye sab haath milaane waale
------------
Aaj ka gyan:-
Agar koi hume acha lgta hai to acha wo nahi hum hain
Aur agar koi hume bura lgta hai to bura wahi hai Qki hum to ache hain na......
Zindagi se koi cheez maango to aise maango jaise tumhare baap ki thi
Aur nahi mili to kaunsi tumhare baap ki thi.....
Agar koi apko dekh kar darwaza band kar deta hai to yaad rakho....
Kundi dono taraf se hoti hai ap bhi bahar se band karke bhaag jao...
Aaj ke liye Itna gyan kafee hai......
Thu Mar 6, 2014 6:09 am (PST) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
पंडित का 'तोता रोज एक आदमी को देखता और
बोलता:-
"और कमीने,
उस आदमी ने पंडित से शिकायत की तो पंडित ने
'तोते को बहुत मारा,
.
अगले दिन आदमी जब 'तोते के करीब से
गुजरा तो तोता कुछ ना बोला,
.
थोडा आगे जाकर आदमी ने मुड़ कर देखा तो
'तोता हँसते हुए बोला:-
.
"समझ तो तू गया ही होगा"
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कमज़ोरीयां मत खोज मुझ में... मेरे दोस्त..
एक तू भी शामिल हैं.. मेरी कमज़ोरीयों में .
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Log shor se jaag jaate hai;
Mujhe tumhari khamoshi sone nahi deti.
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Tragedy of life
Just about the time when your income gets you to a point where food prices don't matter anymore...
Calories start to matter...
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" कोई भी लक्ष्य मनुष्य के साहस से बड़ा नहीं,
हारा वही जो लड़ा नहीं " -
जय श्री कृष्ण...
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Dad Apne Bete Ko Gaaliyan De Rahe The.
Dad: "Kambakht Tune Aaj Tak Aisa Koi Kaam Nahi Kiya Jisse Mera Sir Uncha Hua Ho."
Son With Awesome Reply: "Dad Bhul Gaye Aapke Sir Ke Neeche Ek Baar Takiya Diya To Tha."
बोलता:-
"और कमीने,
उस आदमी ने पंडित से शिकायत की तो पंडित ने
'तोते को बहुत मारा,
.
अगले दिन आदमी जब 'तोते के करीब से
गुजरा तो तोता कुछ ना बोला,
.
थोडा आगे जाकर आदमी ने मुड़ कर देखा तो
'तोता हँसते हुए बोला:-
.
"समझ तो तू गया ही होगा"
------------
कमज़ोरीयां मत खोज मुझ में... मेरे दोस्त..
एक तू भी शामिल हैं.. मेरी कमज़ोरीयों में .
------------
Log shor se jaag jaate hai;
Mujhe tumhari khamoshi sone nahi deti.
------------
Tragedy of life
Just about the time when your income gets you to a point where food prices don't matter anymore...
Calories start to matter...
------------
" कोई भी लक्ष्य मनुष्य के साहस से बड़ा नहीं,
हारा वही जो लड़ा नहीं " -
जय श्री कृष्ण...
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Dad Apne Bete Ko Gaaliyan De Rahe The.
Dad: "Kambakht Tune Aaj Tak Aisa Koi Kaam Nahi Kiya Jisse Mera Sir Uncha Hua Ho."
Son With Awesome Reply: "Dad Bhul Gaye Aapke Sir Ke Neeche Ek Baar Takiya Diya To Tha."
Thu Mar 6, 2014 6:28 am (PST) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
14 stories worth reading, feeling & forwarding..
1. Fall and Rise
Today, when I slipped on the wet tile floor a boy in a wheelchair caught me before I slammed my head on the ground. He said, "Believe it or not, that's almost exactly how I injured my back 3 years ago .
2. A father's advice
Today, my father told me, "Just go for it and give it a try! You don't have to be a professional to build a successful product. Amateurs started Google and Apple. Professionals built the Titanic
3. The power of uniqueness.
Today, I asked my mentor – a very successful business man in his 70's – what his top 3 tips are for success. He smiled and said, "Read something no one else is reading, think something no one else is thinking, and do something no one else is doing.
4. Looking Back
Today, I interviewed my grandmother for part of a research paper I'm working on for my Psychology class. When I asked her to define success in her own words, she said, "Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile.
5. Try and U shall know
I am blind by birth. When I was 8 years old, I wanted to play baseball. I asked my father- "Dad, can I play baseball?" He said "You'll never know until you try." When I was a teenager, I asked him, - "Dad Can I become a surgeon?". He replied "Son, you'll never know until you try." Today I am a Surgeon, just because I tried!
6. GOODNESS & GRATITUDE
Today, after a 72 hour shift at the fire station, a woman ran up to me at the grocery store and gave me a hug. When I tensed up, she realized I didn't recognize her. She let go with tears of joy in her eyes and the most sincere smile and said, "On 9-11-2001, u carried me out of the World Trade Center."
7. LOVE CONQUERS PAIN
Today, after I watched my dog get run over by a car, I sat on the side of the road holding him and crying. And just before he died, he licked the tears off my face.
8. A DOOR CLOSES TO OPEN ANOTHER
Today at 7AM, I woke up feeling ill, but decided I needed the money, so I went into work. At 3PM I got laid off. On my drive home I got a flat tire. When I went into the trunk for the spare, it was flat too. A man in a BMW pulled over, gave me a ride, we chatted, and then he offered me a job. I start tomorrow.
9. LOOKING BACK
Today, as my father, three brothers, and two sisters stood around my mother's hospital bed, my mother uttered her last coherent words before she died. She simply said, "I feel so loved right now. We should have gotten together like this more often."
10. AFFECTION
Today, I kissed my dad on the forehead as he passed away in a small hospital bed. About 5 seconds after he passed, I realized it was the first time I had given him a kiss since I was a little boy.
11. INNOCENCE
Today, in the cutest voice, my 8-year-old daughter asked me to start recycling. I chuckled and asked, "Why?" She replied, "So you can help me save the planet." I chuckled again and asked, "And why do you want to save the planet?" "Because that's where I keep all my stuff," she said.
12. JOY
Today, when I witnessed a 27-year-old breast cancer patient laughing hysterically at her 2-year-old daughter's antics, I suddenly realized that I need to stop complaining about my life and start celebrating it again.
13. KINDNESS
Today, a boy in a wheelchair saw me desperately struggling on crutches with my broken leg and offered to carry my backpack and books for me. He helped me all the way across campus to my class and as he was leaving he said, "I hope you feel better soon.".
14. SHARING
Today, I was traveling in Kenya and I met a refugee from Zimbabwe. He said he hadn't eaten anything in over 3 days and looked extremely skinny and unhealthy. Then my friend offered him the rest of the sandwich he was eating. The first thing the man said was, "We can share it."
1. Fall and Rise
Today, when I slipped on the wet tile floor a boy in a wheelchair caught me before I slammed my head on the ground. He said, "Believe it or not, that's almost exactly how I injured my back 3 years ago .
2. A father's advice
Today, my father told me, "Just go for it and give it a try! You don't have to be a professional to build a successful product. Amateurs started Google and Apple. Professionals built the Titanic
3. The power of uniqueness.
Today, I asked my mentor – a very successful business man in his 70's – what his top 3 tips are for success. He smiled and said, "Read something no one else is reading, think something no one else is thinking, and do something no one else is doing.
4. Looking Back
Today, I interviewed my grandmother for part of a research paper I'm working on for my Psychology class. When I asked her to define success in her own words, she said, "Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile.
5. Try and U shall know
I am blind by birth. When I was 8 years old, I wanted to play baseball. I asked my father- "Dad, can I play baseball?" He said "You'
6. GOODNESS & GRATITUDE
Today, after a 72 hour shift at the fire station, a woman ran up to me at the grocery store and gave me a hug. When I tensed up, she realized I didn't recognize her. She let go with tears of joy in her eyes and the most sincere smile and said, "On 9-11-2001, u carried me out of the World Trade Center."
7. LOVE CONQUERS PAIN
Today, after I watched my dog get run over by a car, I sat on the side of the road holding him and crying. And just before he died, he licked the tears off my face.
8. A DOOR CLOSES TO OPEN ANOTHER
Today at 7AM, I woke up feeling ill, but decided I needed the money, so I went into work. At 3PM I got laid off. On my drive home I got a flat tire. When I went into the trunk for the spare, it was flat too. A man in a BMW pulled over, gave me a ride, we chatted, and then he offered me a job. I start tomorrow.
9. LOOKING BACK
Today, as my father, three brothers, and two sisters stood around my mother's hospital bed, my mother uttered her last coherent words before she died. She simply said, "I feel so loved right now. We should have gotten together like this more often."
10. AFFECTION
Today, I kissed my dad on the forehead as he passed away in a small hospital bed. About 5 seconds after he passed, I realized it was the first time I had given him a kiss since I was a little boy.
11. INNOCENCE
Today, in the cutest voice, my 8-year-old daughter asked me to start recycling. I chuckled and asked, "Why?" She replied, "So you can help me save the planet." I chuckled again and asked, "And why do you want to save the planet?" "Because that's where I keep all my stuff," she said.
12. JOY
Today, when I witnessed a 27-year-old breast cancer patient laughing hysterically at her 2-year-old daughter's antics, I suddenly realized that I need to stop complaining about my life and start celebrating it again.
13. KINDNESS
Today, a boy in a wheelchair saw me desperately struggling on crutches with my broken leg and offered to carry my backpack and books for me. He helped me all the way across campus to my class and as he was leaving he said, "I hope you feel better soon.".
14. SHARING
Today, I was traveling in Kenya and I met a refugee from Zimbabwe. He said he hadn't eaten anything in over 3 days and looked extremely skinny and unhealthy. Then my friend offered him the rest of the sandwich he was eating. The first thing the man said was, "We can share it."
Thu Mar 6, 2014 6:30 am (PST) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
DATE WITH A WOMAN…................please read
After 21 years of Marriage, my Wife wanted me to take another Woman
out to Dinner and a Movie.
She said I Love You but I know this other Woman loves you and would Love
to spend some Time with You.
The other Woman that my Wife wanted me to visit was my MOTHER,
who has been a Widow for 19 years,
but the demands of my Work and my three Children had made it possible
to visit her only occasionally.
That night I called to Invite her to go out for Dinner and a Movie.
'What's wrong, are you well,' she asked?
My Mother is the type of Woman who suspects that
a Late Night Call or a Surprise Invitation is a sign of Bad News.
'I thought that it would be pleasant to be with you,'
I responded.
'Just the two of us.'
She thought about it for a moment, and then said,
'I would like that very much.'
That Friday after work, as I drove over to pick her up I was a bit Nervous.
When I arrived at her House, I noticed that she too seemed to be Nervous
about our Date.
She waited in the Door with her Coat on.
She had Curled her Hair and was wearing the Dress that she had worn to
Celebrate her last Wedding Anniversary.
She smiled from a face that was as Radiant as an Angel's.
'I told my Friends that I was going to go out with My Son, and they were impressed, '
She said, as she got into the Car.
'They can't wait to hear about our meeting'.
We went to a Restaurant that, although not Elegant, was very Nice and Cozy.
My Mother took my Arm as if She were the First Lady.
After we sat down, I had to read the Menu. Large Print.
Half way through the entries, I lifted my eyes and saw Mom sitting
there staring at me.
A Nostalgic Smile was on her Lips.
'It was I who used to have to Read the Menu when you were young,'
She said.
'Then it's Time that you Relax and let me Return the Favor,'
I responded.
During the Dinner, we had an Agreeable Conversation, nothing
Extra-ordinary, but catching up on recent Events of each others Life.
We talked so much that we missed the Movie.
As we arrived at her House later,
She said, 'I'll go out with you again, but only if you let me invite you.'
I agreed.
'How was your Dinner Date?' asked My Wife when I got Home.
'Very Nice. Much more so than I could have Imagined,' I answered.
A few days later, my Mother died of a Massive Heart Attack.
It happened so suddenly that I didn't have Time to do anything for her.
Some time later, I received an Envelope with a Copy of a Restaurant Receipt
from the same place Mother and I had dined.
An Attached Note Said:
'I paid this Bill in Advance.
I wasn't sure that I could be there;
But nevertheless, I paid for Two Plates
One for You and the Other for Your Wife.
You will never know what that Night meant for Me.
I Love You, My Son.'
At that moment, I understood the Importance of saying in Time:
'I LOVE YOU!'
and to give our Loved Ones the Time that they Deserve.
Nothing in Life is more important than God and your Family.
Give them the Time they Deserve, because these Things cannot be
Put Off till 'Some Other Time.'
Pass This Along To Everyone
With An Aging Parent,
To A Child,
To An Adult,
To Anyone With A Parent,
To an OLD FRIEND
To your Mate
And Most Importantly,
To Someone You Truly Love.
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Don't get upset with people or situations.
They are powerless without your reaction.
After 21 years of Marriage, my Wife wanted me to take another Woman
out to Dinner and a Movie.
She said I Love You but I know this other Woman loves you and would Love
to spend some Time with You.
The other Woman that my Wife wanted me to visit was my MOTHER,
who has been a Widow for 19 years,
but the demands of my Work and my three Children had made it possible
to visit her only occasionally.
That night I called to Invite her to go out for Dinner and a Movie.
'What'
My Mother is the type of Woman who suspects that
a Late Night Call or a Surprise Invitation is a sign of Bad News.
'I thought that it would be pleasant to be with you,'
I responded.
'Just the two of us.'
She thought about it for a moment, and then said,
'I would like that very much.'
That Friday after work, as I drove over to pick her up I was a bit Nervous.
When I arrived at her House, I noticed that she too seemed to be Nervous
about our Date.
She waited in the Door with her Coat on.
She had Curled her Hair and was wearing the Dress that she had worn to
Celebrate her last Wedding Anniversary.
She smiled from a face that was as Radiant as an Angel's.
'I told my Friends that I was going to go out with My Son, and they were impressed, '
She said, as she got into the Car.
'They can't wait to hear about our meeting'
We went to a Restaurant that, although not Elegant, was very Nice and Cozy.
My Mother took my Arm as if She were the First Lady.
After we sat down, I had to read the Menu. Large Print.
Half way through the entries, I lifted my eyes and saw Mom sitting
there staring at me.
A Nostalgic Smile was on her Lips.
'It was I who used to have to Read the Menu when you were young,'
She said.
'Then it's Time that you Relax and let me Return the Favor,'
I responded.
During the Dinner, we had an Agreeable Conversation, nothing
Extra-ordinary, but catching up on recent Events of each others Life.
We talked so much that we missed the Movie.
As we arrived at her House later,
She said, 'I'll go out with you again, but only if you let me invite you.'
I agreed.
'How was your Dinner Date?' asked My Wife when I got Home.
'Very Nice. Much more so than I could have Imagined,' I answered.
A few days later, my Mother died of a Massive Heart Attack.
It happened so suddenly that I didn't have Time to do anything for her.
Some time later, I received an Envelope with a Copy of a Restaurant Receipt
from the same place Mother and I had dined.
An Attached Note Said:
'I paid this Bill in Advance.
I wasn't sure that I could be there;
But nevertheless, I paid for Two Plates
One for You and the Other for Your Wife.
You will never know what that Night meant for Me.
I Love You, My Son.'
At that moment, I understood the Importance of saying in Time:
'I LOVE YOU!'
and to give our Loved Ones the Time that they Deserve.
Nothing in Life is more important than God and your Family.
Give them the Time they Deserve, because these Things cannot be
Put Off till 'Some Other Time.'
Pass This Along To Everyone
With An Aging Parent,
To A Child,
To An Adult,
To Anyone With A Parent,
To an OLD FRIEND
To your Mate
And Most Importantly,
To Someone You Truly Love.
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Don't get upset with people or situations.
They are powerless without your reaction.
Thu Mar 6, 2014 9:13 pm (PST) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
Kehte hain peene wale mar jaate hain bhari jawani mein,
Hum ne toh dekha hai buzurgon ko jawan hote hue maikhane mein...!!!
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कौन कहता है कि दिल सिर्फ लफ्जों से दुखाया जाता है..
तेरी खामोशी भी कभी कभी आँखें नम कर देती हैं ... !!
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Police : *Knock knock*
Santa : kaun hai ?
Police : Police! Darwaza kholo.. Humko sirf baat karni hai.
Santa : tumlog kitne ho ?
Police : 3.
Santa : toh apas mein karlo na baat bewakuufo .......
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Worth reading-
THE SECRET TO A HAPPY MARRIED LIFE-
Once I asked my friend, "What is the secret behind your Happy Married Life?"
He said "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems."
I asked "Can you explain?"
He said "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my Wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's decisions."
Still not convinced, i asked him "Give me some examples".
He said "Smaller issues like, which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit the super market, when & where to go on vacation, which sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy. Monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc. Are all decided by my wife. I just agree to it "
I asked "Then, what is your role?"
He said "My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Iran, whether Britain should lift sanctions over Zimbabwe, whether to widen the Sri Lankan economy, whether Dhoni should retire from Cricket , Whom should Salman Khan Marry. etc etc. and do you know, my wife, NEVER, objects to any of these decisions".
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"शराफत को तुम बुजदिली का नाम मत दो....!
" दबे जब तक न घोडा, तमंचा भी एक खिलौना है.....!!""
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Beautifully said:
Alexander the great:
"Sir what's the difference between "like" & "love"?
The answer wad a master piece:
When u like a flower, u just pluck but when u love flower, u water it daily....!
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"You can CHANGE your WORLD by changing your WORDS..."
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Hum ne toh dekha hai buzurgon ko jawan hote hue maikhane mein...!!!
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कौन कहता है कि दिल सिर्फ लफ्जों से दुखाया जाता है..
तेरी खामोशी भी कभी कभी आँखें नम कर देती हैं ... !!
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Police : *Knock knock*
Santa : kaun hai ?
Police : Police! Darwaza kholo.. Humko sirf baat karni hai.
Santa : tumlog kitne ho ?
Police : 3.
Santa : toh apas mein karlo na baat bewakuufo ...
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Worth reading-
THE SECRET TO A HAPPY MARRIED LIFE-
Once I asked my friend, "What is the secret behind your Happy Married Life?"
He said "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems."
I asked "Can you explain?"
He said "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my Wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's decisions."
Still not convinced, i asked him "Give me some examples"
He said "Smaller issues like, which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit the super market, when & where to go on vacation, which sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy. Monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc. Are all decided by my wife. I just agree to it "
I asked "Then, what is your role?"
He said "My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Iran, whether Britain should lift sanctions over Zimbabwe, whether to widen the Sri Lankan economy, whether Dhoni should retire from Cricket , Whom should Salman Khan Marry. etc etc. and do you know, my wife, NEVER, objects to any of these decisions"
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"शराफत को तुम बुजदिली का नाम मत दो....!
" दबे जब तक न घोडा, तमंचा भी एक खिलौना है.....!!"
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Beautifully said:
Alexander the great:
"Sir what's the difference between "like" & "love"
The answer wad a master piece:
When u like a flower, u just pluck but when u love flower, u water it daily....!
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"You can CHANGE your WORLD by changing your WORDS..."
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Thu Mar 6, 2014 9:13 pm (PST) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
Wonderful story….with POWERFUL lesson
A woman baked chapatti (roti) for members of her family and an extra one for a hungry passerby. She kept the extra chapatti on the window sill, for whosoever would take it away. Every day, a hunchback came and took away the chapatti. Instead of expressing gratitude, he muttered the following words as he went his way: "The evil you do remains with you: The good you do, comes back to you!" This went on, day after day. Every day, the hunchback came, picked up the chapatti and uttered the words:
"The evil you do, remains with you: The good you do, comes back to you!" The woman felt irritated. "Not a word of gratitude," she said to herself… "Everyday this hunchback utters this jingle! What does he mean?" One day, exasperated, she decided to do away with him. "I shall get rid of this hunchback," she said. And what did she do? She added poison to the chapatti she prepared for him!
As she was about to keep it on the window sill, her hands trembled. "What is this I am doing?" she said. Immediately, she threw the chapatti into the fire, prepared another one and kept it on the window sill. As usual, the hunchback came, picked up the chapatti and muttered the words: "The evil you do, remains with you: The good you do, comes back to you!"
The hunchback proceeded on his way, blissfully unaware of the war raging in the mind of the woman. Every day, as the woman placed the chapatti on the window sill, she offered a prayer for her son who had gone to a distant place to seek his fortune. For many months, she had no news of him.. She prayed for his safe return.
That evening, there was a knock on the door. As she opened it, she was surprised to find her son standing in the doorway. He had grown thin and lean. His garments were tattered and torn. He was hungry, starved and weak. As he saw his mother, he said, "Mom, it's a miracle I'm here. While I was but a mile away, I was so famished that I collapsed. I would have died, but just then an old hunchback passed by. I begged of him for a morsel of food, and he was kind enough to give me a whole chapatti. As he gave it to me, he said, "This is what I eat everyday: today, I shall give it to you, for your need is greater than mine!"
" As the mother heard those words, her face turned pale. She leaned against the door for support. She remembered the poisoned chapatti that she had made that morning. Had she not burnt it in the fire, it would have been eaten by her own son, and he would have lost his life!
It was then that she realized the significance of the words: "The evil you do remains with you: The good you do, comes back to you!" Do good and Don't ever stop doing good, even if it is not appreciated at that time. If you like this, share it with others and I bet so many lives would be touched .
Share it and inspire others !Wonderful story….with POWERFUL lesson
A woman baked chapatti (roti) for members of her family and an extra one for a hungry passerby. She kept the extra chapatti on the window sill, for whosoever would take it away. Every day, a hunchback came and took away the chapatti. Instead of expressing gratitude, he muttered the following words as he went his way: "The evil you do remains with you: The good you do, comes back to you!" This went on, day after day. Every day, the hunchback came, picked up the chapatti and uttered the words:
"The evil you do, remains with you: The good you do, comes back to you!" The woman felt irritated. "Not a word of gratitude," she said to herself… "Everyday this hunchback utters this jingle! What does he mean?" One day, exasperated, she decided to do away with him. "I shall get rid of this hunchback," she said. And what did she do? She added poison to the chapatti she prepared for him!
As she was about to keep it on the window sill, her hands trembled. "What is this I am doing?" she said. Immediately, she threw the chapatti into the fire, prepared another one and kept it on the window sill. As usual, the hunchback came, picked up the chapatti and muttered the words: "The evil you do, remains with you: The good you do, comes back to you!"
The hunchback proceeded on his way, blissfully unaware of the war raging in the mind of the woman. Every day, as the woman placed the chapatti on the window sill, she offered a prayer for her son who had gone to a distant place to seek his fortune. For many months, she had no news of him.. She prayed for his safe return.
That evening, there was a knock on the door. As she opened it, she was surprised to find her son standing in the doorway. He had grown thin and lean. His garments were tattered and torn. He was hungry, starved and weak. As he saw his mother, he said, "Mom, it's a miracle I'm here. While I was but a mile away, I was so famished that I collapsed. I would have died, but just then an old hunchback passed by. I begged of him for a morsel of food, and he was kind enough to give me a whole chapatti. As he gave it to me, he said, "This is what I eat everyday: today, I shall give it to you, for your need is greater than mine!"
" As the mother heard those words, her face turned pale. She leaned against the door for support. She remembered the poisoned chapatti that she had made that morning. Had she not burnt it in the fire, it would have been eaten by her own son, and he would have lost his life!
It was then that she realized the significance of the words: "The evil you do remains with you: The good you do, comes back to you!" Do good and Don't ever stop doing good, even if it is not appreciated at that time. If you like this, share it with others and I bet so many lives would be touched .
Share it and inspire others !Wonderful story….with POWERFUL lesson
Thu Mar 6, 2014 9:13 pm (PST) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
किताब-ए-दिल का कोई भी वर्क़ सादा नहीं होता,
निगाह उसको भी पढ़ लेती है जो लिखा नहीं होता..!!
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मोहब्बत भी अजीब चीज बनायीं खुदा तूने,
तेरे ही मंदिर में,
तेरी ही मस्जिद में,
तेरे ही बंदे,
तेरे ही सामने रोते हैं,
तुझे नहीं, किसी और को पाने के लिए...!
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ज़िन्दगी सस्ती है
जीने के ढंग महँगे हैं...
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Bhikhari (Car mein bethi lady se): "Madam 10 Rs dedo..!"
Lady ne paise de diye...
.
.
Bhikhari jane laga tabi...
.
.
Lady boli:- Baba Dua To Dete Jao..!
.
.
.
.
Bhikhari:- BMW Mein To Baithi Hai Moti... Ab Kya...
"Rocket Pe Baithegi..!!!"
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When people say they can't see anything good in you,
hug them because life can be very difficult for the Blind...
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बस इतना ही कहा था मैंने ,
कि तेरे प्यार का जन्मों से प्यासा हूँ ।
और कम्बख्त ने पानी का पाइप
मुंह में डालकर मोटर चला दी ।
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यहाँ हर किसी को दरारों में झाँकने की आदत है;
दरवाज़ा खोल दो, कोई पूछने भी नहीं आएगा !!!
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चले तो थे दोस्तों का पूरा काफिला लेकर........
पर आधे "जुदा" हो गए और आधे "खुदा" हो गए....
कुछ गुमशुदा तो कुछ शादीशुदा हो गए...
निगाह उसको भी पढ़ लेती है जो लिखा नहीं होता..!!
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मोहब्बत भी अजीब चीज बनायीं खुदा तूने,
तेरे ही मंदिर में,
तेरी ही मस्जिद में,
तेरे ही बंदे,
तेरे ही सामने रोते हैं,
तुझे नहीं, किसी और को पाने के लिए...!
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ज़िन्दगी सस्ती है
जीने के ढंग महँगे हैं...
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Bhikhari (Car mein bethi lady se): "Madam 10 Rs dedo..!"
Lady ne paise de diye...
.
.
Bhikhari jane laga tabi...
.
.
Lady boli:- Baba Dua To Dete Jao..!
.
.
.
.
Bhikhari:- BMW Mein To Baithi Hai Moti... Ab Kya...
"Rocket Pe Baithegi..!!
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When people say they can't see anything good in you,
hug them because life can be very difficult for the Blind...
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बस इतना ही कहा था मैंने ,
कि तेरे प्यार का जन्मों से प्यासा हूँ ।
और कम्बख्त ने पानी का पाइप
मुंह में डालकर मोटर चला दी ।
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यहाँ हर किसी को दरारों में झाँकने की आदत है;
दरवाज़ा खोल दो, कोई पूछने भी नहीं आएगा !!!
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चले तो थे दोस्तों का पूरा काफिला लेकर........
पर आधे "जुदा" हो गए और आधे "खुदा" हो गए....
कुछ गुमशुदा तो कुछ शादीशुदा हो गए...
Thu Mar 6, 2014 9:13 pm (PST) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
भाग्य के दरवाजे पर
सर पीटने से बेहतर है...
कर्मो का तूफ़ान पैदा करे,
सारे दरवाजे खुल जायेंगे..!
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Raj Thackeray ko bank k andar aate dekh Cashier bhagkar Manager k paas jaker bola...
..Sir woh phir aa gaya jo marathi me chape huve note mangta hAI...
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Aaj lakho rupaye bhi bekar hai....
Uss ek rupiya ke samne jo maa school jate waqt deti thi...
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All Know The Way,
But Few Actually Walk It . . . .
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दीवानगी हमारी हर राज़ खोल देती है ,
खामोसी हमारी हर बात बोल देती है ,
शिकायत है तो सिर्फ इस दुनिआ से ,
जो दिल के जज़्बात भी पैसो से टोल देती है .
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भरी जेब ने ' दुनिया ' की पहेचान करवाई...
और खाली जेब ने ' इन्सानो ' की......
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कुछ तो हुनर है उन आँखों में......
कैद भी कम्बखत.... रिहाई सी लगे..!!
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Suna hai log jahan khoyein, wahin milte hain ..
Main apne aap ko tujh mein talaash karta hoon
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मुस्कुरा देते हो तुम..
.....................................कुछ और जी जाते हैं हम......
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Women dont dress to impress men.
They dress to irritate other women.
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Agar yoon hee Kamiya nikaalte rahe Aap....
Toh ek din sirf Khubiyaan reh jaayegi Mujhme.
सर पीटने से बेहतर है...
कर्मो का तूफ़ान पैदा करे,
सारे दरवाजे खुल जायेंगे..!
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Raj Thackeray ko bank k andar aate dekh Cashier bhagkar Manager k paas jaker bola...
..Sir woh phir aa gaya jo marathi me chape huve note mangta hAI...
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Aaj lakho rupaye bhi bekar hai....
Uss ek rupiya ke samne jo maa school jate waqt deti thi...
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All Know The Way,
But Few Actually Walk It . . . .
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दीवानगी हमारी हर राज़ खोल देती है ,
खामोसी हमारी हर बात बोल देती है ,
शिकायत है तो सिर्फ इस दुनिआ से ,
जो दिल के जज़्बात भी पैसो से टोल देती है .
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भरी जेब ने ' दुनिया ' की पहेचान करवाई...
और खाली जेब ने ' इन्सानो ' की......
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कुछ तो हुनर है उन आँखों में......
कैद भी कम्बखत.... रिहाई सी लगे..!!
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Suna hai log jahan khoyein, wahin milte hain ..
Main apne aap ko tujh mein talaash karta hoon
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मुस्कुरा देते हो तुम..
............
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Women dont dress to impress men.
They dress to irritate other women.
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Agar yoon hee Kamiya nikaalte rahe Aap....
Toh ek din sirf Khubiyaan reh jaayegi Mujhme.
Thu Mar 6, 2014 9:14 pm (PST) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
A serious warning to all my friends.
drinking & driving is extremely dangerous .
Last evening while driving, My friend took his arm out of the window to indicate that he is turning right & someone took his beer.!!!!
Rascals :):):)
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Jarur padhna dosto...
Ladkiya kehti hai ki ladke dhokhebaj
hote hai..
Or
ladke kehte hai ki ladkiya dhokhebaj hoti hai..
Magar sach to yeh hai ki ek sachi
ladki ko galat ladka mil jata hai
or
ek sache ladke ko galat ladki mil jati
hai..
Galti kisi ki nahi hoti hai..
Magar badnaam pyar ho jata hai..!!
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Dard De Kar Ishq Ne Hume Rula
Diya !
Jiss Per Marte The Usne Hi Hame
Bhula Diya !!
Hum To Unki Yadon Mein Hi Jee
Lete !
Magar Unhone To Yaadon Mein Hi
Zeher Mila Diya.. !!
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किसी को खुश करने का मौका मिले तो खुदगर्ज ना बन जाना ए दोस्त..
बड़े नसीब वाले होते हैं जो दे पाते हैं मुस्कान किसी चेहरे पर...
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Someone asked an old man: "Even aftr 70yrs, u still cal ur wife Darling, jaan, janu, sweety, baby, Honey, Luv.
Wats the secret?s
Old man: I forgot her name 10 yrs ago & I'm scared 2 ask her.......
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A mind blowing thought of life..
Laash pani par tairti q he? Jus bcoz.. Dubne k liye b jindagi chahiye!
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Always look for WHAT'S wrong, before looking WHO'S wrong
Read it once again to keep your relations safe and strong.
drinking & driving is extremely dangerous .
Last evening while driving, My friend took his arm out of the window to indicate that he is turning right & someone took his beer.!!!!
Rascals :):):)
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Jarur padhna dosto...
Ladkiya kehti hai ki ladke dhokhebaj
hote hai..
Or
ladke kehte hai ki ladkiya dhokhebaj hoti hai..
Magar sach to yeh hai ki ek sachi
ladki ko galat ladka mil jata hai
or
ek sache ladke ko galat ladki mil jati
hai..
Galti kisi ki nahi hoti hai..
Magar badnaam pyar ho jata hai..!!
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Dard De Kar Ishq Ne Hume Rula
Diya !
Jiss Per Marte The Usne Hi Hame
Bhula Diya !!
Hum To Unki Yadon Mein Hi Jee
Lete !
Magar Unhone To Yaadon Mein Hi
Zeher Mila Diya.. !!
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किसी को खुश करने का मौका मिले तो खुदगर्ज ना बन जाना ए दोस्त..
बड़े नसीब वाले होते हैं जो दे पाते हैं मुस्कान किसी चेहरे पर...
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Someone asked an old man: "Even aftr 70yrs, u still cal ur wife Darling, jaan, janu, sweety, baby, Honey, Luv.
Wats the secret?s
Old man: I forgot her name 10 yrs ago & I'm scared 2 ask her.......
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A mind blowing thought of life..
Laash pani par tairti q he? Jus bcoz.. Dubne k liye b jindagi chahiye!
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Always look for WHAT'S wrong, before looking WHO'S wrong
Read it once again to keep your relations safe and strong.
Thu Mar 6, 2014 9:14 pm (PST) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
" ग़रीबों की थाली में शाही पुलाव आ गया.....!
लगता है शहर में फ़िर से चुनाव आ गया.....!! "
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यहाँ मजदूर को मरने की जल्दी यूँ भी हैं,
कि ज़िन्दगी की कश्मकश में कफ़न महंगा ना हो जाए
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उसकी नफरत करने की इन्तेहां तो देखो....
ऐ दोस्त....
जब मैंने उसे कहा,
मुझे मोहब्बत है
तुम्हारी जुल्फों से...
तो वो 'टकली' हो गई..पगली...
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The best MSG ever in entire Galaxy- "Do you know why love is blind". Bcoz, "Your mother started to love you before seeing your face"..
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'Positives in Negatives'
A young woman was sitting at her dining table, worried about taxes to be paid, house-work to be done and to top it all, her family was coming over for Thanks giving the next day. She was not feeling very thankful at that time.
As she turned her gaze sideways, she noticed her young daughter scribbling furiously into her notebook.
"My teacher asked us to write a paragraph on "Negative Thanks giving" for homework today."
said the daughter
"She asked us to write down things that we are thankful for,
things that make us feel not so good in the beginning, but turn out to be good after all."
With curiosity, the mother peeked into the book. This is what her daughter wrote:
"I'm thankful for Final Exams, because that means school is almost over.
I'm thankful for bad-tasting medicine, because it helps me feel better.
I'm thankful for waking up to alarm clocks, because it means I'm still alive."
It then dawned on the mother, that she had a lot of things to be thankful for!
She thought again…
She had to pay taxes but that meant she was fortunate to be employed. She had house-work to do but that meant she had her own home to live in.
She had to cook for her family for Thanks giving but that meant she had a family with whom she could celebrate.
Moral:
We generally complain about the negative things in life but we fail to look at the positive side of it. What is the positive in your negatives?
Look at the better part of life this day and make it a great day"
Please forward this to all who you care for!
लगता है शहर में फ़िर से चुनाव आ गया.....!! "
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यहाँ मजदूर को मरने की जल्दी यूँ भी हैं,
कि ज़िन्दगी की कश्मकश में कफ़न महंगा ना हो जाए
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उसकी नफरत करने की इन्तेहां तो देखो....
ऐ दोस्त....
जब मैंने उसे कहा,
मुझे मोहब्बत है
तुम्हारी जुल्फों से...
तो वो 'टकली' हो गई..पगली...
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The best MSG ever in entire Galaxy- "Do you know why love is blind". Bcoz, "Your mother started to love you before seeing your face"..
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'Positives in Negatives'
A young woman was sitting at her dining table, worried about taxes to be paid, house-work to be done and to top it all, her family was coming over for Thanks giving the next day. She was not feeling very thankful at that time.
As she turned her gaze sideways, she noticed her young daughter scribbling furiously into her notebook.
"My teacher asked us to write a paragraph on "Negative Thanks giving" for homework today."
said the daughter
"She asked us to write down things that we are thankful for,
things that make us feel not so good in the beginning, but turn out to be good after all."
With curiosity, the mother peeked into the book. This is what her daughter wrote:
"I'm thankful for Final Exams, because that means school is almost over.
I'm thankful for bad-tasting medicine, because it helps me feel better.
I'm thankful for waking up to alarm clocks, because it means I'm still alive."
It then dawned on the mother, that she had a lot of things to be thankful for!
She thought again…
She had to pay taxes but that meant she was fortunate to be employed. She had house-work to do but that meant she had her own home to live in.
She had to cook for her family for Thanks giving but that meant she had a family with whom she could celebrate.
Moral:
We generally complain about the negative things in life but we fail to look at the positive side of it. What is the positive in your negatives?
Look at the better part of life this day and make it a great day"
Please forward this to all who you care for!
Thu Mar 6, 2014 9:15 pm (PST) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
"हैं सब के दुःख एक से...
मगर होसलें हैं जुदा-जुदा...
कोई टूट कर बिखर गया...
कोई मुस्कुरा कर चल दिया..."
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किसी गरीब की झोली मे कुछ डालोगे तब जानोगे कि
महंगाई के जमाने भी दुआए कितनी सस्ती है
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माँ ने आखरी रोटी भी मेरी थाली में परोस दी,
जानें क्यों फिर भी मंदिर में भगवान ढूढ़ता हूँ मै !!!
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बड़ी अजीब सी बंदिश है,
दोस्तों के प्यार में..
ना उन्होंने कभी कैद में रखा,
और ना कभी हम फरार हो पाये...!
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झूठ बोलने का रियाज़ करता हूँ सुबह और शाम मैं,
सच बोलने की अदा ने हमसे, कई अजीज़ "यार" छीन लिये..!
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चखे हैं जाने कितने जायके महंगे मगर,
ऐ माँ तेरी रोटी सारे पकवानो पे भारी है..
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घड़ी की फितरत भी अजीब है, हमेशा टिक-टिक
कहती है मगर ना खुद टिकती है और
ना दूसरों को टिकने देती है !!
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हमें तो मोहब्बत के लिए भी जिंदगी कम लगती है,
मगर ना जाने लोग नफरत के लिए वक़्त कहाँ से लाते हैं....
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तब्दीली जब भी आती है मौसम
की अदाओं में;
किसी का यूँ बदल जाना, बहुत याद
आता है।
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जिदंगी के सफर मे किसी को
इतना भी मत चाहो ऐ दोस्त
कि वो आपकी चाहतो का कातील
और वफाओ का सौदागर बन जाये
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मे अखबार नही,जो दुसरे दिन पुराना हो जांउ,,,
जिंदगी का वो पन्ना हुं,जहां लम्हे ठहर जाते है....
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How much one should keep for his kids?
Answered by Warren Buffet,
"Leave for your kids ENOUGH to do ANYTHING,
but not that ENOUGH that they do NOTHING "
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" दुनिया से मिलने मे सब मस्त है,
और खुद से मिलने की सारी लाइने व्यस्त है...!!! "
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ज़रूरी तो नहीं के शायरी वो ही करे जो इश्क में हो
ज़िन्दगी भी कुछ ज़ख्म बेमिसाल दिया करती है
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कुछ इस तरह से सौदा किया मुझसे वक़्त ने !
वो तजुर्बे देकर मुझसे मेरी मासूमियत ले गया |
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Mujhe itni fursat kahan ki me takdeer ka likha dekhoon,
Bas apni MAA ki muskurahat dekh ke samajh jaata hun ki meri takdeer buland hai...
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कौन कहता है के मुसाफिर ज़ख़्मी नहीं होते,
रास्ते गवाह है, बस कमबख्त गवाही नहीं देते ।।
मगर होसलें हैं जुदा-जुदा...
कोई टूट कर बिखर गया...
कोई मुस्कुरा कर चल दिया..."
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किसी गरीब की झोली मे कुछ डालोगे तब जानोगे कि
महंगाई के जमाने भी दुआए कितनी सस्ती है
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माँ ने आखरी रोटी भी मेरी थाली में परोस दी,
जानें क्यों फिर भी मंदिर में भगवान ढूढ़ता हूँ मै !!!
------------
बड़ी अजीब सी बंदिश है,
दोस्तों के प्यार में..
ना उन्होंने कभी कैद में रखा,
और ना कभी हम फरार हो पाये...!
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झूठ बोलने का रियाज़ करता हूँ सुबह और शाम मैं,
सच बोलने की अदा ने हमसे, कई अजीज़ "यार" छीन लिये..!
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चखे हैं जाने कितने जायके महंगे मगर,
ऐ माँ तेरी रोटी सारे पकवानो पे भारी है..
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घड़ी की फितरत भी अजीब है, हमेशा टिक-टिक
कहती है मगर ना खुद टिकती है और
ना दूसरों को टिकने देती है !!
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हमें तो मोहब्बत के लिए भी जिंदगी कम लगती है,
मगर ना जाने लोग नफरत के लिए वक़्त कहाँ से लाते हैं....
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तब्दीली जब भी आती है मौसम
की अदाओं में;
किसी का यूँ बदल जाना, बहुत याद
आता है।
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जिदंगी के सफर मे किसी को
इतना भी मत चाहो ऐ दोस्त
कि वो आपकी चाहतो का कातील
और वफाओ का सौदागर बन जाये
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मे अखबार नही,जो दुसरे दिन पुराना हो जांउ,,,
जिंदगी का वो पन्ना हुं,जहां लम्हे ठहर जाते है....
------------
How much one should keep for his kids?
Answered by Warren Buffet,
"Leave for your kids ENOUGH to do ANYTHING,
but not that ENOUGH that they do NOTHING "
------------
" दुनिया से मिलने मे सब मस्त है,
और खुद से मिलने की सारी लाइने व्यस्त है...!!! "
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ज़रूरी तो नहीं के शायरी वो ही करे जो इश्क में हो
ज़िन्दगी भी कुछ ज़ख्म बेमिसाल दिया करती है
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कुछ इस तरह से सौदा किया मुझसे वक़्त ने !
वो तजुर्बे देकर मुझसे मेरी मासूमियत ले गया |
------------
Mujhe itni fursat kahan ki me takdeer ka likha dekhoon,
Bas apni MAA ki muskurahat dekh ke samajh jaata hun ki meri takdeer buland hai...
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कौन कहता है के मुसाफिर ज़ख़्मी नहीं होते,
रास्ते गवाह है, बस कमबख्त गवाही नहीं देते ।।
Thu Mar 6, 2014 9:15 pm (PST) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
"दीदार की 'तलब' हो तो नज़रे जमाये रखना 'ग़ालिब'
क्युकी, 'नकाब' हो या 'नसीब'.....सरकता जरुर है."
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रफ़्तार कुछ इस कदर तेज है जिन्दगी की..
की सुबह का दर्द शाम को, पुराना हो जाता है..
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जरुरी नहीं रौशनी चिरागो से ही हो.
बेटियां भी घर मैं उजाला करती हैं.. !!
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मुझे कुछ अफ़सोस नहीं के मेरे पास सब कुछ होना चाहिए था ।
मै उस वक़्त भी मुस्कुराता था जब मुझे रोना चाहिए था ।
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अभी सूरज नहीं डूबा ज़रा सी शाम होने दो"
मैं खुद लौट जाउंगा मुझे नाकाम होने दो"
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मुझे बदनाम करने का बहाना ढूँढ़ते हो क्यों"
मैं खुद हो जाऊंगा बदनाम पहले नाम होने दो..
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प्यार मै कोइ तो दील तोड देता है।
दोस्ती मेँ कोइ तो भरोसा तोड देता है।
जीन्दगी जीना तो कोइ गुलाब से सीखे।
जो खुद टुट कर दो दीलो को जोड देता हैँ
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पानी दरिया में हो या आँखोंमें,
गहराई और राज़ दोनोंमें होते हैं!!
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बुलंदियों पर पहुँच कर गुरुर
ना करना,
सफ़र की ढलान
अभी बाकी है ....!
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घर के सामने वाले पेड़ पर एक "गिरगिट" ने आत्महत्या कर ली है।
सुसाइड नोट में लिखा है......
"मैं आजकल इन्सनॊ का मुक़ाबला नहीं कर पा रहा हूँ, .......
रंग बदलने में"......
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मुझे मालूम है कि ये ख्वाब झूठे है
ं और ख्वाहिशे अधूरी हैं..
मगर जिंदा रहने के लिए कुछ
गलतफहमियां जरूरी हैं.
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Aap ne teer lagaayaa to koi baat na thi
Zakhm main ne jo dikhaaya to bura maan gaye
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कौन कहता है के मुसाफिर ज़ख़्मी नहीं होते,
रास्ते गवाह है, बस कमबख्त गवाही नहीं देते ।।
क्युकी, 'नकाब' हो या 'नसीब'.....सरकता जरुर है."
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रफ़्तार कुछ इस कदर तेज है जिन्दगी की..
की सुबह का दर्द शाम को, पुराना हो जाता है..
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जरुरी नहीं रौशनी चिरागो से ही हो.
बेटियां भी घर मैं उजाला करती हैं.. !!
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मुझे कुछ अफ़सोस नहीं के मेरे पास सब कुछ होना चाहिए था ।
मै उस वक़्त भी मुस्कुराता था जब मुझे रोना चाहिए था ।
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अभी सूरज नहीं डूबा ज़रा सी शाम होने दो"
मैं खुद लौट जाउंगा मुझे नाकाम होने दो"
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मुझे बदनाम करने का बहाना ढूँढ़ते हो क्यों"
मैं खुद हो जाऊंगा बदनाम पहले नाम होने दो..
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प्यार मै कोइ तो दील तोड देता है।
दोस्ती मेँ कोइ तो भरोसा तोड देता है।
जीन्दगी जीना तो कोइ गुलाब से सीखे।
जो खुद टुट कर दो दीलो को जोड देता हैँ
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पानी दरिया में हो या आँखोंमें,
गहराई और राज़ दोनोंमें होते हैं!!
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बुलंदियों पर पहुँच कर गुरुर
ना करना,
सफ़र की ढलान
अभी बाकी है ....!
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घर के सामने वाले पेड़ पर एक "गिरगिट" ने आत्महत्या कर ली है।
सुसाइड नोट में लिखा है......
"मैं आजकल इन्सनॊ का मुक़ाबला नहीं कर पा रहा हूँ, .......
रंग बदलने में"......
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मुझे मालूम है कि ये ख्वाब झूठे है
ं और ख्वाहिशे अधूरी हैं..
मगर जिंदा रहने के लिए कुछ
गलतफहमियां जरूरी हैं.
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Aap ne teer lagaayaa to koi baat na thi
Zakhm main ne jo dikhaaya to bura maan gaye
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कौन कहता है के मुसाफिर ज़ख़्मी नहीं होते,
रास्ते गवाह है, बस कमबख्त गवाही नहीं देते ।।
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