Friday, March 14, 2014

[Hindi Jokes] Digest Number 3380

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Digest #3380
Ud Jayega Ek Din Panchhi by "Deepak Punjabi" indigoblue2005
At Niagara falls..!✔ by "Mahesh Popat"
Shayaris & Jokes by "Mahesh Popat"


Thu Mar 13, 2014 3:45 am (PDT) . Posted by:

"Deepak Punjabi" indigoblue2005 Tu laakh hifazat karle
Tu laakh karre rakhwali,
Ud jayega ek din panchhi
Rahega pinjra khaali,,,,, Live In Peace & Love. Deepak Punjabi Baguio City

Thu Mar 13, 2014 10:40 pm (PDT) . Posted by:

"Mahesh Popat"



At Niagara falls..!✔
Guide: I welcome you all to Niagara Falls..

These are the world's largest waterfalls & the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard.

Now I request the indian ladies to keep quiet so that we can hear the Niagara Falls...!!!

If U steal another Woman's Husband's rude
But if u steal her Maid ......It's Unforgivable

Holi 16 & 17 March ko manaayi jayegi.. 
Jis kisi Sajjan ke paas Shri Gabbar Singh ka Mobile Number ho,
woh kripiya unhe suchit kar de. 

Best quote of the day 
Argument with woman is like reading the Software License Agreement. 
At the end, you ignore everything and click 'I Agree'.

Hardest truth :
"At some point you have to realize that some people can stay in your heart but not in ur life"


Hum ruthe dilo ko manane me reh gaye..

Gairo ko apna dard sunane me reh gaye..

ManziL hamare karib se guzar gayi..

Aur hum..

Auro ko rasta dikhane me reh gaye...!!!


Thu Mar 13, 2014 10:40 pm (PDT) . Posted by:

"Mahesh Popat"



मैं लफ़्ज़ ढूँढ़ - ढूँढ़ कर थक गया,
और वो फूल देकर इज़हार कर गया।


चुपके-चुपके गम सहता हूँ...हाँ, मैं आज भी खुश रहता हूँ।


शीशे में डूब कर पीते रहे उस जाम को,
कोशिशें की बहुत मगर भुला न पाए एक नाम को।


Solid insult
In a discoboy-would u like 2 dance wid me? ????
girl (nakhre se) - main bacche ke saath nhi nachti..... .
boy-oh sorry i didn't  know u r pregnant...

Husband Wife chori ke topic par baat kar rahe thae -- 
Husband - Jo shaks chori karta hai, wo baad me zaroor pachtata hai.
Wife romantic andaaz me boli - Aur tumne jo shaadi se pehle meri neende churayi thi
unke baare me kya khayaal hai ??
Husband -  Keh to raha hoon,
jo chori karta hai wo baad mein pachtata zaroor hai. 

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