Saturday, March 8, 2014

[Hindi Jokes] Digest Number 3375

8 Messages

Digest #3375
Life Quotes with Cute Kids by "! ! ! Shaiprajapati ! ! !" shaiprajapati
Tere Baad Kisi Ko Apnaanaa Bhool Gaye by "! ! ! Shaiprajapati ! ! !" shaiprajapati
Amazing place to visit by "Kaushal" onlybawa0074u
Creative Kids Photography by "Deepak Punjabi" indigoblue2005
JAI HO by "Mahesh Popat"
COOL by "Mahesh Popat"
EXCELLENT !!!!!!! by "Mahesh Popat"


Fri Mar 7, 2014 9:33 am (PST) . Posted by:

"! ! ! Shaiprajapati ! ! !" shaiprajapati Life Quotes with Cute Kids "Faint heart never won fair lady." ~ Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra "If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change."

~ Buddha

"Love is the greatest refreshment in life."

~ Pablo Picasso
"There are two ways to live: you can live as if nothing is a miracle; you can live as if everything is a miracle."

~ Albert Einstein

"You can fly when you decide that you can." ~ Og Mandino
Photo by Dani Brubaker
"Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will."

~ Jawaharal Nehru
Photo by Dani Brubaker

"Choose a job you love and you will never have to work a day in your life." ~ Confucius
"Happiness is like a must share it to enjoy it."

"One should eat to live, not live to eat." ~ Moliere
"In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty."

~ Christopher Morley

"The sleeping fox catches no poultry." ~ Benjamin Franklin

"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun."

~ Katharine Hepburn
Photo by Kathleen Connally

"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow." ~ Albert Einstein
"The possession of knowledge does not kill the sense of wonder and mystery. There is always more mystery."

~ Anais Nin
"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars."

~ Les Brown
Photo by G8
"When in doubt, don't."

~ Benjamin Franklin
"I do not believe in a fate that falls on men however they act; but I do believe in a fate that falls on them unless they act."

~ Buddha
"A friend in need is a friend indeed"

~ Old proverb

Fri Mar 7, 2014 9:36 am (PST) . Posted by:


Saas bhi kabhi Bahu thi..

Ek sayaani saas ne nai-nai aai bahuu se poochha –
"Bahu, maan lo agar tum palang par baithi ho aur mai bhi us par aakar baith gai to tum kya karogi ?"
Bahu – "to mai uthkar sofe par baith jaaoongi."
Saas – "aur agar mai bhi aakar sofe par baith jaaoon to kya karogi ?"
Bahu – "to mai farsh par chataai bichhakar baith jaaoongi. "
Saas – "aur agar main aakar chataai par bhi baith jaaoon to kya karogi ?"
Bahu – "to mai jameen par baith jaaoongi."
Saas maje lete hue aage boli –
"aur agar mai jameen par bhi tumhare bagal mein aakar baith gai to ?"
Bahu (kheejh kar) – "to main jameen mein gaddha khodkar usme baith jaaoongi."
Saas – "aur agar mai gaddhe mein bhi aakar baith gai to ?"

Bahu –
"to mai oopar se mitti daalkar silsila khatm kaar doongi….. !!!"

Fri Mar 7, 2014 9:43 am (PST) . Posted by:

"! ! ! Shaiprajapati ! ! !" shaiprajapati

Tere Baad Kisi Ko Apnaanaa Bhool Gaye Teri Chahat Me Hum Zamana Bhool Gaye,
Tere Baad Kisi Ko Apnaanaa Bhool Gaye,
Phir Laga Sara Jahan Weerana Hum Ko,
Jese Chaman Me Phool Meheknaa Bhool Gaye,
Tum Se Mohabat He Bataya Saare Jahan Ko,
Yehi Baat Tum Ko Batana Bhol Gaye,
Hum Ne Mita Diya Jahan B Likha Tha NaamTera,
Magar Apne Dill Se Mitana Bhool Gaye,
Wo Juda Huway Hm Se Muskrate Huway,
Magar meri Palkon Se Aansu Hatana BhoolGaye.
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Fri Mar 7, 2014 9:55 am (PST) . Posted by:

"Kaushal" onlybawa0074u
There is a trail from the Pulpit Rock lodge through different mountain landscapes, which are splendid.
You can get a gig adrenaline dose too at this height.


Fri Mar 7, 2014 9:56 am (PST) . Posted by:

"Deepak Punjabi" indigoblue2005
Some Photographers Who Rule Creative Kids Photography Sommeling Adrian Sommeling is a skilled photographer and photo manipulator. He puts kids in creative situations which defy logic, the laws of physics and sometimes, nature itself. His photos are very vibrant and you can see the emotion shine through in the faces of his children.
Bill Gekas Just like any father, Bill Gekas enjoys taking pictures of his daughter. However, he takes a unique approach by using his daughter as a subject to recreate classic paintings, pictures and movie scenes that some of you might have come across.
Toyokazu Nagano Photographer Toyokazu Nagano and father of Kanna portrays his daughter's loud expressions by putting her in creative and fun poses. With the use of clever props, the photos are hardly average and you're even sure if it is the father who is a talented photographer or his daughter who is an amazing model.
Dave Engledow You must have seen some of Dave Engledow's work. A photo artist, and self-proclaimed "World's Best Father" (we have to agree on that one), Dave puts his adorable daughter, Alice in humorous and fun situations that parents can only call "their worst nightmare".
Michelle Michelle is like any other mother who enjoys blogging about life with her family and children atBurgh Baby. Once in a while, she posts unique street drawings drawn with chalk with her daughter as the subject. The effect is mystical.
Jason Lee Jason Lee became an Internet sensation when the photographs of his 2 daughters in unique situations began circulating around the Web. He puts them in physics-defying, levitating, mind-boggling situations but in all of them, the sisters are as happy as can be.
Tim MacPherson For a kid, the home is a playground, with a bit of help from their imagination. Tim MacPherson recreates outdoor scenes adventures from every day household items like bedsheets, pails and cardboards to make waves, motorcyle wheels and a horse.
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Fri Mar 7, 2014 9:58 pm (PST) . Posted by:

"Mahesh Popat"



जल जाते हैं मेरे अंदाज़ से मेरे दुश्मन,

एक मुद्दत से मैंने न मोहब्बत बदली और न दोस्त बदले...!!


Saala Hum log gup-shup karte rahe aur woh(what's app owner) 

hamari baton-baton mein $19 billion bana gaya... 


"Where WORDS fail, MUSIC speaks."


!!!कुछ इस तरह झटकाई उसने आज अपनी जुलफें नहाने के बाद,
की शहर में बारिश का माैसम छा गया!!!


कल इक झलक देखी जिंदगी की,

वो मेरी राहों में गुन-गुना रही थी,

फिर ढूंढा उसे इधर से उधर,

वो आँख मिचोली कर मुस्करा रही थी,

एक अरसे बाद आया मुझे करार,

वो सहला कर मुझे सुला रही थी,

हम दोनों क्यूँ खफा हैं इक-दूजे से,

मैं उसे और वो मुझे समझा रही थी,

मैंने पूछ लिया, क्यूँ दर्द दिया जालिम तूने?

वो बोली, मैं जिंदगी हूं पगले,

तुझे जीना ही तो सिखा रही थी...


Fri Mar 7, 2014 10:16 pm (PST) . Posted by:

"Mahesh Popat"



The sweetest msg: 
Wife to Husband : You  should learn to hug ur mistakes. 

The Husband  immediately hugged Her !!!!!!!

सुबह जब ऑफिस के लिए निकला तो श्रीमती जी बोली :
भगवान के हाथ जोड़ कर घर से निकला करो .. सब काम अच्छे होते हैं
मैंने कहा :
मैं नहीं मानता ..शादी वाले दिन भी हाथ जोड़ कर ही घर से निकला था...


Andaaz kuch alag mere sochne ka hai.. 
Sabko Manzil ka shauk mujhe raaste ka hai.


Fri Mar 7, 2014 10:55 pm (PST) . Posted by:

"Mahesh Popat"


Someone has written these beautiful words. Must read and try to understand the deep meaning of it. They are like the ten commandments to follow in life all the time. 
1. Prayer is not a "spare wheel" that you pull out when in trouble, but it is a "steering wheel" that directs the right path throughout. 
2. A Car's WINDSHIELD is so large & the Rear view Mirror is so small? Because our PAST is not as important as our FUTURE. So, Look Ahead and Move on. 
3. Friendship is like a BOOK. It takes few seconds to burn, but it takes years to write. 
4. All things in life are temporary. If going well, enjoy it, they will not last forever. If going wrong, don't worry, they can't last long either. 
5. Old Friends are Gold! New Friends are Diamond! If you get a Diamond, don't forget the Gold! Because to hold a Diamond, you always need a Base of Gold! 
6. Often when we lose hope and think this is the end, GOD smiles from above and says, "Relax, sweetheart, it's just a bend, not the end!
7. When GOD solves your problems, you have faith in HIS abilities; when GOD doesn't solve your problems HE has faith in your abilities. 
8. A blind person asked St. Anthony: "Can there be anything worse than losing eye sight?" He replied: "Yes, losing your vision!"
9. When you pray for others, God listens to you and blesses them, and sometimes, when you are safe and happy, remember that someone has prayed for you. 
10. WORRYING does not take away tomorrow's TROUBLES, it takes away today's PEACE.

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