Thursday, May 1, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1867

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Messages In This Digest (25 Messages)

1.
The size of ur heart From: hindi_jokes
2.
Cricket Fever From: hindi_jokes
3.
Dosti Shayari!! From: hindi_jokes
4.
Un Bhaiyon ke Liye Jo Shadi ke Bare me SOCH rahe hain..... From: hindi_jokes
5.
Stairlift.............. From: hindi_jokes
6.
HANDS From: hindi_jokes
7.
Have Coffee with me.Forwarded by (Tejendra Thakur <tejendral2004@yah From: hindi_jokes
8.
I AM A HUNGRY........... From: hindi_jokes
9.
please unsubscibe From: monikapazi
10.
*** BANAA DIYAA HAI ZAMAANAY NAY DIL KO PATTHAR KA *** From: Shweta Gupta
11.
"FESALA"  BY SHAKEEL BHATTI From: shakeelbhatti786
12.
*** KAISE KAISE HADSE SEHTE RAHE *** From: Shweta Gupta
13.
Did u know ? ( Part - 1 ) From: Shweta Gupta
14.
Some Animated Cartoons From: sonia sabir
15.
Relation between college life and movies...... From: Basant Sain
16.
Classic desi cartoons From: bhola ram
17.
Heart Touching Shayari From: bhushan_hwk
18.
!!! ... Meet The World With Reference To Their Flag ... !!! From: Ankur Patel
19.
This website is for you my friend. From: hindi jokes
20.
DHADKAN............... From: suraj_nitjsr
21a.
Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyaar kyon hai!!! From: zulfikar
22.
Smile & Tears From: zulfikar
23.
SOME LOSE FACE ..... OTHERS THEIR TEETH From: glassnost
24.
Dost kiya khoob wafaon ka sila detay hain From: sania seher
25a.
Photoshop Fun From: funn2shh.blogspot.com

Messages

1.

The size of ur heart

Posted by: "hindi_jokes" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Thu May 1, 2008 1:46 am (PDT)

The size of ur heart

It isn't the size of your house as such,
That matters so much at all,
It's the gentle hand and its loving touch,
That make it great or small.

The friends who come
and the hour they go,
When they from
your house depart,
Will judge you not by
the style you show,
But rather by the
size of your heart.

It isn't the size of your head so much,
And it isn't the wealth you've found,
What will make you happy is how you touch
The other lives all around.

For making money is not so hard,
But to live life well is an art.
How people love you and how they regard
Is all in the size of your heart!

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2.

Cricket Fever

Posted by: "hindi_jokes" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Thu May 1, 2008 1:46 am (PDT)



Cricket Fever

Sehwag ki maa ko bulao,

Sachin ko Pepsi pilao,

Ganguly ko Chawanprash khilao,

Kaif ko Lays khilao,

Dravid ko castrol pilao

KAISE BHI INDIA KO JITAO

Iradehai nek, hosle hai buland,

kasam hai hindustan ki ,

phir wohi jalwa dikhaenge,

rawalpindi express ko

local train banayenge.

aaj ek ball aur khel lo ,

aaj ek bat aur pakad lo ,

aaj ek wicket aur le lo ,

aaj ek match aur jeet lo...

aaj bas aaj... ...
ganeshkumble@gmail.com
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3.

Dosti Shayari!!

Posted by: "hindi_jokes" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Thu May 1, 2008 1:46 am (PDT)



Dosti Shayari!!

Dosti achchi ho toh rang laati hai,
Dosti gehri ho toh sabko bhaati hai,
Dosti naadaan ho toh toot jaati hai,
Par agar dosti apne jaisi ho....
.... Toh itihaas banaati hai !

Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari !

Tumse doori ka ehsaas sataane lagaa,
Tere saath guzaraa har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jab bhi tujhe bhoolne ki koshish ki aye dost,
Tu dil ke aur bhi kareeb aane laga !

Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,
Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari, ...
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4.

Un Bhaiyon ke Liye Jo Shadi ke Bare me SOCH rahe hain.....

Posted by: "hindi_jokes" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Thu May 1, 2008 1:46 am (PDT)



Subah me: Bhaiyon, Agar Bhavishya me Apne kabhi Nashta nahi taiyyar kiya to..
Taaapaaaaaakkkkkkkkkk..........

Din Mein: Agar bhul ke bhi kisi Ladki se Baatein karte aapki Biwi ne dekh liya...... to
Dishuuuummmmmmmmmmmmm...........

Shaam ko: Agar wife ko kisi Restaurant me le jane se mana kiya to..... . Pataaaaaakkkkkkkkkk.........................

To Bhaiyon kam se kam 101 baar SOCHNA before getting married.
Achha hai to be a Bachelor ... J J

Khush raho

...Always There to Help YoU...

The One & oNlY
~*~ HusaiN ~*~


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5.

Stairlift..............

Posted by: "hindi_jokes" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Thu May 1, 2008 1:46 am (PDT)

Stairlift ...........
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Aap be enjoy kijiye aur dusro ko be bejiye.
Funny pictures aur sms jokes.

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6.

HANDS

Posted by: "hindi_jokes" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Thu May 1, 2008 1:46 am (PDT)

HANDS

HANDS
7.

Have Coffee with me.Forwarded by (Tejendra Thakur <tejendral2004@yah

Posted by: "hindi_jokes" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Thu May 1, 2008 1:54 am (PDT)

Nothing Special

Just wanna say on start of everyday.....

CHECK out till end

Maybe you're a little tired -
Perhaps a bit worn down?
I know just what will do the trick
To straighten out that frown!
A little caffeine is all you need
To perk your senses up,
So go ahead and take a break
To fill that coffee cup

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8.

I AM A HUNGRY...........

Posted by: "hindi_jokes" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Thu May 1, 2008 1:54 am (PDT)



I AM A HUNGRY....................

I am Gunda.I am going to hotel to eat free food.

I will catch fish and eat the same.

My food is worm this is why I am eating this worm.

I am midium fish so i am eating small fish.

I am eating butterfly.

I am so much hungry.

Give me some food otherwise i will kill you..

Oh my god i have missed my faourate food.
ganeshkumble@gmail.com
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9.

please unsubscibe

Posted by: "monikapazi" monikapazi@yahoo.co.in   monikapazi

Thu May 1, 2008 1:56 am (PDT)

sir , i had joined ur group ,but now i don't want to continue ,please
stop sending mails on my email id . thank you

10.

*** BANAA DIYAA HAI ZAMAANAY NAY DIL KO PATTHAR KA ***

Posted by: "Shweta Gupta" shweta.guptaa@gmail.com   shweta.guptaa

Thu May 1, 2008 2:04 am (PDT)

Banaa diyaa hai zamaanay nay dil ko patthar kaa,

Begair mere tujhe chain aa nahin sakta,
Meraa javaab kahin say tuu laa nahin sakta,

Hazaar pardy bhii daalo agar banaavat kay,
Dilon kii baat ko chehraa chhupaa nahin sakta,

Banaa diyaa hai zamaanay nay dil ko patthar kaa,
Sataaye koyi bhii mujh ko rulaa nahin sakta,
Hasiin taaj mahal kay banaanay vaalaa bhii,
Dilon kay tuutay gharaunday banaa nahin sakta.
Ramu Garg
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11.

"FESALA"  BY SHAKEEL BHATTI

Posted by: "shakeelbhatti786" shakeelbhatti786@yahoo.com   shakeelbhatti786

Thu May 1, 2008 2:04 am (PDT)



FESALA

BADAN KO NAAO LAHOO KO CHANAB HONA HEI

MOHABBATON MEIN HAR EK DIN AZAB HONA HEI

AB KE MOSAME-E- GUL MEIN YE FESALE THEHRE

MUGKO KHAAR AUR TUG KO GULAB HONA HEI

POET : SHAKEEL BHATTI

12.

*** KAISE KAISE HADSE SEHTE RAHE ***

Posted by: "Shweta Gupta" shweta.guptaa@gmail.com   shweta.guptaa

Thu May 1, 2008 2:06 am (PDT)

Kaise kaise haadse sehte rahe,
hum yuhi jeete rahe haste rahe.

uske aa jane ki umeedein liye,
raasta mud-mud ke hum takte rahe.

waqt to guzra magar kuch is tarah,
hum chiraagon ki tarah jalte rahe.

kitne chehre they hamare aas-paas,
tum hi tum dil mein magar baste rahe.
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13.

Did u know ? ( Part - 1 )

Posted by: "Shweta Gupta" shweta.guptaa@gmail.com   shweta.guptaa

Thu May 1, 2008 2:35 am (PDT)

14.

Some Animated Cartoons

Posted by: "sonia sabir" pu.sonia@yahoo.com   pu.sonia

Thu May 1, 2008 2:43 am (PDT)




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15.

Relation between college life and movies......

Posted by: "Basant Sain" basant_sain@yahoo.co.in   basant_sain

Thu May 1, 2008 2:46 am (PDT)

Relation between college life and movies......
Movies Related to College Life

Exam = Kalyug,
Classes = Kabhi Kabhi
Viva = Encounter
Examination Hall = Chamber of Secret
Examiner = Mrityudata
Course = GodZilla
Paper Correction = Andha Kanoon
Exam Time = Qayamat se Qayamat Tak
Question Paper = Paheli
Answer Paper = Kora Kagaz
Marks = Ashambhav
Paper Out = Plan
Cheating = Aksar
Last Exam = Independence Day
Result = Sadma
Pass = Ajooba / Chamatkar
Fail = Devdas
Vacations = Masti
Supplementary = Aakhri Rasta

With Regards
BASANT SAIN
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16.

Classic desi cartoons

Posted by: "bhola ram" desi.bomb@gmail.com   desi.bomb

Thu May 1, 2008 3:13 am (PDT)

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17.

Heart Touching Shayari

Posted by: "bhushan_hwk" bhushan_hwk@yahoo.co.in   bhushan_hwk

Thu May 1, 2008 3:41 am (PDT)

Dard me koi mausam pyaara nahi hota,
Dil ho pyasa to pani se guzara nahi hota,
Koi dekhe to hamari bebassi,
Hum sab ke ho jate par koi hamara nahi hota

Is do pal ki zindagi mein tanhai kyu hai ?
Logon ko humse ruswai kyu hai ?
Is duniya mein insane kam to nahin…..
Phir mere saath sirf meri parchai kyu hai…

zakhm dene ka aandaz kuch aisa hai,
zakhm dekar puchte hai ab haal kaisa hai,
Zeher dekar kehte hai peena hi hoga,
jab pi gaye zeher to kehte hai ab jeena hi hoga..

Kash wo pal sang bitaye na hote,
Jinko yaad kar aaj yeh aansu aaye na hote,
Khuda ne agar is tareh door le jana hi tha,
To itni gehrayi se dil milaye na hote…

Bhushan.....

18.

!!! ... Meet The World With Reference To Their Flag ... !!!

Posted by: "Ankur Patel" aankkurr@gmail.com   aankkurr

Thu May 1, 2008 3:42 am (PDT)

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19.

This website is for you my friend.

Posted by: "hindi jokes" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Thu May 1, 2008 3:42 am (PDT)


My dear Friend

It is my great pleasure to being a part

of great yahoo group hindi_jokes.

Friend soon we will cross 50000 members.

One more pleasent things for us that

with blessings of God we have also created

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give us sms,jokes,funny pictures,funny videos.

It give us good friends.Here also we have 2000

members just in 15 days.

Friends some days ago my friend has suggested me

to put Arcade Games.So I have put Online Arcade games.

Now hundreds of players play games daily.

So friends if you have also any idea to improve our

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Send your mails at my orkut id ganeshkumble11@gmail.com
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20.

DHADKAN...............

Posted by: "suraj_nitjsr" suraj_nitjsr@yahoo.co.in   suraj_nitjsr

Thu May 1, 2008 3:44 am (PDT)



Yaadien rukti nahi rok paane se,,,,,,,,,,,
Dil rukta nahi kisi ke samjhane se.
Ruk jati hai dhadkan tumhe bhul jaane
se,,,,,,,,,,
Hum tumhe yaad karte hai jeene ke bahane
se.

21a.

Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyaar kyon hai!!!

Posted by: "zulfikar" sk_zulfi@yahoo.co.in   sk_zulfi

Thu May 1, 2008 3:46 am (PDT)



I got it from a very very ..............

Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyaar kyon hai,
Inkar karne par chahat ka ikraar kyon hai,
Use pana nahi meri taqdeer mein shayad,
Phir har mod pe usi ka intezar kyon hai
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Pyar ke dhoke me sabhi jalte hai.
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22.

Smile & Tears

Posted by: "zulfikar" sk_zulfi@yahoo.co.in   sk_zulfi

Thu May 1, 2008 3:47 am (PDT)



do u know whose d the best couple in the universe?

Smile & Tears , Rarely they meet.

But if they meet that is the most gorgeous moment ever.

Waqt kehta hai fir na aaunga,

Teri aankhon ko na ab rulaunga.

Jeena hai to is pal ko jee le,

Shayad main kal tak na ruk paunga.

Miss Me.

Thanks&Regards

Zulfikar

23.

SOME LOSE FACE ..... OTHERS THEIR TEETH

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Thu May 1, 2008 4:00 am (PDT)



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24.

Dost kiya khoob wafaon ka sila detay hain

Posted by: "sania seher" saniaseher@yahoo.com   saniaseher

Thu May 1, 2008 4:01 am (PDT)


<http://realfunmaza.com> Dost kiya khoob wafaon ka sila detay
hain
her naye mor per aik naya zakham detay hain

tum se to khair ghari bhar ki mulaqat rahi,
log to sadiyon ki rafaqat ko bhula detay hain

kaise mumkin hai ke dua bhi na ho aur dil bhi jale,
jab kabhi chot perti hai to pathur bhi sada detay hain

kon hota hai museebat mein kisi ka a dost,
aag lagti hai to patay bhi hawa detay hain

jin hota hai behat dil ko bharosa a dost(S)
waqt aanay pe wahi log daga detay hain

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25a.

Photoshop Fun

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Thu May 1, 2008 5:14 am (PDT)




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