Thursday, May 29, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1900

Messages In This Digest (26 Messages)

1a.
dosti From: Sagar Ghag
2.
Modern USBs ... !!! From: FaY
3.
Over Loading From: khan_sehr
4a.
Intzaar From: Basant Sain
5.
DOSTi From: suraj_nitjsr
6.
NIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR : X X X From: glassnost
7.
Flower girls:)) From: Rajkrishna Verma
8.
Double header From: FaY
9.
Work Loadddddddddddddddddddddddddd From: FaY
10.
How to ask your Boss for a salary increase? From: Pratap Hanmantarao Solunke
11.
(no subject) From: pramod rai
12.
very ver cool From: FaY
13.
Modern Photography Art From: ashwini
14a.
Re: Latesht SMS's.... From: ♣Ferdouz♣
15.
LESSER KNOWN FACT OF THE DAY ( # 023 ) From: glassnost
16.
WILL YOU SLEEP WITH ME  ???? From: glassnost
17.
BIG LIPS MAKE KISSING DIFFICULT : 18 + From: glassnost
18.
How to cheat in EXAM From: FaY
19.
Wonderful....snaps...... From: FaY
20a.
African Culture From: FaY
20b.
African Culture From: FaY
21.
meri kabar From: www.myjokes4all.com
22.
New Hair Style From: FaY
23.
To make a friend From: rakeshdetroja
24.
Funny Shayari From: rajkumar sharma
25.
Say Thanks if u like From: zulfikar

Messages

1a.

dosti

Posted by: "Sagar Ghag" sghag46@yahoo.com   sghag46

Wed May 28, 2008 7:04 pm (PDT)


kahi na kahi baton ki ada hai dosti har gam ki dava hai ak
doasti sirf kami hai mahasus karne walo ki mahasus karo tozami pe
hi jannat hai dosti

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2.

Modern USBs ... !!!

Posted by: "FaY" ekfaysal@yahoo.com   ekfaysal

Wed May 28, 2008 7:07 pm (PDT)




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3.

Over Loading

Posted by: "khan_sehr" khan_sehr@yahoo.com   khan_sehr

Wed May 28, 2008 7:37 pm (PDT)

4a.

Intzaar

Posted by: "Basant Sain" basant_sain@yahoo.co.in   basant_sain

Wed May 28, 2008 7:38 pm (PDT)


Poochh ankhon se kiya kitna intzaar tera
Ban k dharkan dil main basa hay pyaar tera
Apni palkoon ki panaho me chupa le mujhe
Maar dale na qasam ye khumaar tera
Mera mehboob khilaa aaj phoolon ki tarha
Karoon kesy shukriyaa aay bahar teraa
Mehtaab rukh se zara zulfen hata k dekh
Thera hay aaj waqt bhi kerne dedaar tera
Zindagii bhar mery sang chalna aay jan-e-tamana
Sari dunya se bhi zayada hai aatbaar tera.


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5.

DOSTi

Posted by: "suraj_nitjsr" suraj_nitjsr@yahoo.co.in   suraj_nitjsr

Wed May 28, 2008 7:50 pm (PDT)

Aap to manzil ko mushkil samajte hain,
hum aap ko manzil samajte hai,
bada fark hai apke or hamare nazariye me,
aap hume sapna or hum aap ko apna samajte hai.

In duriyo ko judai mat keh,
In khamoshiyo ko narazgi mat kehna,
Herhaal may saath denge apka,
Zindagi ne saath na diya toh Bewafa mat kehna...

Kerni ha khuda se ik guzarish,
Teri dosti ke siwa koi bandgi na mile,
Her janam main mile dost tere jaise,
Ya phir kabhi zindgi na mile . . .

6.

NIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR : X X X

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Wed May 28, 2008 7:50 pm (PDT)



GLASSNOST

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MEAN DON'T YOU ???*

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7.

Flower girls:))

Posted by: "Rajkrishna Verma" rajkrishna_rajkrishna@yahoo.co.in   rajkrishna_rajkrishna

Wed May 28, 2008 7:55 pm (PDT)


Thank u mIshra ji!!

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UMuTLaRa BiR G�� KaT


Thanks & Regards
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8.

Double header

Posted by: "FaY" ekfaysal@yahoo.com   ekfaysal

Wed May 28, 2008 8:03 pm (PDT)



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9.

Work Loadddddddddddddddddddddddddd

Posted by: "FaY" ekfaysal@yahoo.com   ekfaysal

Wed May 28, 2008 8:05 pm (PDT)


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10.

How to ask your Boss for a salary increase?

Posted by: "Pratap Hanmantarao Solunke" psolunke@yahoo.com   psolunke

Wed May 28, 2008 8:05 pm (PDT)

Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,



The next day, the employee recieved this letter of reply:


Dear,
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Thanx..
Regards..

PRATAP H. SOLUNKE
Area Sales Manager
South Gujrat
Salora International Limited
+91 9998449732

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11.

(no subject)

Posted by: "pramod rai" prempiyu19@yahoo.com   prempiyu19

Wed May 28, 2008 8:06 pm (PDT)

hi
how r u
i am the new member of our group

love u


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12.

very ver cool

Posted by: "FaY" ekfaysal@yahoo.com   ekfaysal

Wed May 28, 2008 8:09 pm (PDT)



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13.

Modern Photography Art

Posted by: "ashwini" sweetawni@gmail.com   sweet.awni

Wed May 28, 2008 8:11 pm (PDT)

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14a.

Re: Latesht SMS's....

Posted by: "♣Ferdouz♣" fahmedcarrefour@gmail.com   fahmedcarrefour

Wed May 28, 2008 8:16 pm (PDT)

On 5/11/08, funn2shh co.in <funn2shh.co.in@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>
> If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry!
> Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
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>
> Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a gud person is like
> expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. Think about it.
>
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>
> Don't walk as if you rule the world,
> walk as if you don't care who rules the world!
> That's called Attitude…! Keep on rocking!
>
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>
> Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did
> and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father
> did !!!
>
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>
> He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair.
> When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.
> They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
>
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>
> A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?
> He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to
> the Crocodiles !
>
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>
> So many options for suicide:
> Poison, sleeping pills, hanging,
> jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow
> & sure!
>
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> All desirable things in life are either
> illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!
>
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> Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
> We should learn to love our enemies- Mahathma Gandhi
> Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu di ya chacha di???
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15.

LESSER KNOWN FACT OF THE DAY ( # 023 )

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Wed May 28, 2008 8:17 pm (PDT)



GLASSNOST
16.

WILL YOU SLEEP WITH ME  ????

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Wed May 28, 2008 8:21 pm (PDT)



GLASSNOST

17.

BIG LIPS MAKE KISSING DIFFICULT : 18 +

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Wed May 28, 2008 8:23 pm (PDT)



GLASSNOST

18.

How to cheat in EXAM

Posted by: "FaY" ekfaysal@yahoo.com   ekfaysal

Thu May 29, 2008 12:00 am (PDT)

Have you ever cheat in your exam ? How do you do it ? Ever get caught ?

Well, the conventional way of cheating is over! Let's look at the latest way !



1.Type out your notes in the computer:

2. Make sure to resize the font size 6:

3.Print out the notes with your own printer:

4. Make copy of the note using "toner based" photo copier:

5. Stick a layer of transparent adhesive tapes (eg:Scotch Tape) on the copied notes:

6. Cut them into strips according to the size of the adhessive tape:

7. Soak the strips in cold water:

8. After a few minutes, peel off the adhesive tape from the paper carefully:

9. You will be able to see that your notes have been transfered to the tapes:

10. Dry the adhesive tape so that it will become sticky again.

11. If you are so lucky to
have a clueless teacher, you may just bring the adhessive notes into
the exam hall and stick it directly at the answer sheet

12. Altervatively, you may have to stick it on your pen before you go into the exam hall:

13. Or you may also stick it on your drink:

Good luck on your exam !

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19.

Wonderful....snaps......

Posted by: "FaY" ekfaysal@yahoo.com   ekfaysal

Thu May 29, 2008 12:02 am (PDT)



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20a.

African Culture

Posted by: "FaY" ekfaysal@yahoo.com   ekfaysal

Thu May 29, 2008 12:03 am (PDT)



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20b.

African Culture

Posted by: "FaY" ekfaysal@yahoo.com   ekfaysal

Thu May 29, 2008 12:07 am (PDT)



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21.

meri kabar

Posted by: "www.myjokes4all.com" myjokes4all@gmail.com   myjokes4all

Thu May 29, 2008 12:07 am (PDT)

meri kabar pe aake tum awaaz nahi karna
dard ki nayii daastan ka aagaaz nahi karna...

apni bebassi ko khud hii byaan karega ye
chehre ko kisi aaine ka mohthaaz nahi karna...

raaz Jo khud se hii na chhipaa paao tum
aise raaz mein kisi ko hamraaz nahi karna...

namumkin hai haqikat ke aasman mein urnaa
khaabon ke sahare isme parwaaz nahi karna...

zakham phir zakham hai.N ik roz bhar jaynge
husan wallon ko inke charasaaz nahi karna...

khaakh se bane ho khaakh mein mil jaaoge
kabhi bhoole se bhi khud pe naaz nahi karna...

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22.

New Hair Style

Posted by: "FaY" ekfaysal@yahoo.com   ekfaysal

Thu May 29, 2008 12:09 am (PDT)




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23.

To make a friend

Posted by: "rakeshdetroja" rakeshdetroja@yahoo.com   rakeshdetroja

Thu May 29, 2008 12:10 am (PDT)

hiii friends how r u? our group is very big and meet me jokessssssss
regularly and i read also regularly i hope you also send some msg so
you send me plz ........

24.

Funny Shayari

Posted by: "rajkumar sharma" aarkeysharma_rajsharma@yahoo.co.in   aarkeysharma_rajsharma

Thu May 29, 2008 12:11 am (PDT)


Funny Shayari


Hum aapke dil mein rahate hai
Aur bhaada bhi nahin dete hai

Na mitti ki kami thi na kam lagayi gayi
Na mitti ki kami thi na kam lagayi gayi
Jo bhi bach gayi thi, woh upar lagayi gayi

khud ko kar buland itna ki zamaana ho deewana
khud ko kar buland itna ki zamaana ho deewana
neend se utha to paaya kutton ka dawaakhaana

Maine tujhe pyar kiya abla samajh kar
Tere baap ne mujhe baja dala Tabla samajh kar

Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi,
Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi.
Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akeley mein
tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to Hogi

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25.

Say Thanks if u like

Posted by: "zulfikar" sk_zulfi@yahoo.co.in   sk_zulfi

Thu May 29, 2008 12:11 am (PDT)



Aansu aa jate hain aankhon mein,

par labon pe hasi lani padti hai,

yeh mohabbat bhi kya cheez hai yaaro,

jisse karte ho usi se chupani padti hai.

Panchi keh rahe hai ki hum chaman chod denge,

Aur sitare keh rahe hai ki hum gagan chod denge,

Agar tere ishq mein main mar bhi jau ay sanam,

Tum dilse pukaar lena hum kafann chod denge

Mohabbat ko mohabbat ka ishara yaad rehata hai,

Har pyar ko apna pyar yaad rehta hai,

Wo pal jo yaar ki bahon me guzarta hai,

Maut tak vo nazara yaad rehta hai.

Tumhari yaadon ki mehek in hawaon mein hai,

Pyar hi pyar hi bikhra in fizao mein hai,

Aisa na ho ki duriya dard ban jaye,

Ab to aapke Mail ntezaar niaghon mein hai.

Ae khuda dua ye meri khali na jaye,

K mere dost ki palkon main kabhi aansu na aaye,

Aansu nikle to khushi ke niklyn,

Gum ke aansu mere hisse me aa jayn

Thanks&Regards

Zulfikar Shaikh

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