Thursday, May 8, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1875

Messages In This Digest (20 Messages)

1.
what i see in urs From: Vinay Malhotra
2.
mom thankyou From: Vinay Malhotra
3.
Wallpapers with thoughts From: ganeshkumble
4.
Mom is the great From: ganeshkumble
5.
FRAUD IN THE NAME OF GOD From: glassnost
6.
CUTE NAKED CHICKS : OPEN ONLY WHEN ALONE From: glassnost
7.
HEY BABY ! PLEASE CRY BABY ! From: glassnost
8.
Types of Love From: Vinita G
9.
Both love and hate From: Vinay Malhotra
10.
Defying Gravity From: funn2shh.blogspot.com
11.
[HINDI JOKES] From: Anand Singh
12.
Dating Rejection Form(Prishi) From: Prishi
13.
Animals in love...(Prishi) From: Prishi
14.
Teddy Bears Tell History(Prishi) From: Prishi
15a.
Why MEN Die ? From: hindi_jokes
16.
gandi giri on the net (must read and enjoy) From: Vinay Malhotra
17.
Nice One, You wil like it.... From: Chauhan.Amit@iflexsolutions.com
18.
shyeri From: drishti.banerji
19.
shaery From: asrar_1102
20.
LESSER KNOWN FACT OF THE DAY ( # 006 ) From: glassnost

Messages

1.

what i see in urs

Posted by: "Vinay Malhotra" vinay79malhotra@yahoo.com   vinay79malhotra

Wed May 7, 2008 8:48 am (PDT)

What I see in you is hard to find
A person with a heart so kind.

You put others before yourself.
Your needs always get put back farther on the shelf.

There is noone who could give more love.
Or spread peace like a dove.

You give of yourself all there is to give.
You show others what it means to live.

I know that I can count on you.
Because you've been there for me in all I've been through.


What I see in you is a person to admire.
Because you truly inspire.


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2.

mom thankyou

Posted by: "Vinay Malhotra" vinay79malhotra@yahoo.com   vinay79malhotra

Wed May 7, 2008 8:53 am (PDT)



Your beauty, inside and out.

Loving me unconditionally.

Your kind words and advice.

For expecting the best from me.

For always being there to talk to.

For being an outstanding role model.

For teaching me right from wrong.

For showing me how to love.

I love you with all my heart and thank you for being my mom.

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3.

Wallpapers with thoughts

Posted by: "ganeshkumble" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Wed May 7, 2008 8:55 am (PDT)



Wallpapers with thoughts


If we fight, we may not always win, but if we don't fight, we will surely lose."

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4.

Mom is the great

Posted by: "ganeshkumble" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Wed May 7, 2008 9:00 am (PDT)

Mom is the great

Mom is the great
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5.

FRAUD IN THE NAME OF GOD

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Wed May 7, 2008 9:11 am (PDT)

GLASSNOST

6.

CUTE NAKED CHICKS : OPEN ONLY WHEN ALONE

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Wed May 7, 2008 9:17 am (PDT)



GLASSNOST

7.

HEY BABY ! PLEASE CRY BABY !

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Wed May 7, 2008 9:27 am (PDT)



GLASSNOST

8.

Types of Love

Posted by: "Vinita G" broken.drop@gmail.com   broken.drop

Wed May 7, 2008 9:54 am (PDT)

9.

Both love and hate

Posted by: "Vinay Malhotra" vinay79malhotra@yahoo.com   vinay79malhotra

Wed May 7, 2008 9:55 am (PDT)


Both love and hate in our lives may abound
They are often quite closely entwined.
To try separating by logical thought
Cannot be accomplished, we find.

The attempt to employ mere secular means
For breaking the twain apart
Will prove to be an impossible task
Without getting help from the heart.

For heart alone leads to Presence of God
And then stands on guard at the gate
Only love is allowed by the Presence within
No entry is open to hate.

So for instant access to this Presence of God
To admit without hinderance of wait
Our hearts should provide us a blanket of love
To cleanse us from stigma of hate.

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10.

Defying Gravity

Posted by: "funn2shh.blogspot.com" vaibhav.19nov@yahoo.co.in   vaibhav.19nov

Wed May 7, 2008 11:15 am (PDT)




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11.

[HINDI JOKES]

Posted by: "Anand Singh" coolsnet08@yahoo.co.in   coolsnet08

Wed May 7, 2008 11:16 am (PDT)

Maza Aata Hai Tumhe Satane Mein, Ruthe Na Koi To Maza Kya Manane Mein, Ek Tum Se To Khushi Hai Zara Si, Warna Rakha Kya Hai Is Zamane Mein.....

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12.

Dating Rejection Form(Prishi)

Posted by: "Prishi" prishi_pari@yahoo.com   prishi_pari

Wed May 7, 2008 8:40 pm (PDT)




Dating Rejection Form

Finally, women have a polite form letter to
send out and avoid those awkward and messy confrontations:



Dear (NAME),


I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated
from further contention as Mr. Right. As you are probably aware,
the competition was exceedingly tough and dozens of
well-qualified candidates such as yourself also
failed to make the final cut.. I will, however,
keep your name and number on file should an opening
become available.

So that you may find better success in your future romantic
endeavors, please allow me to offer the following reason(s) you
were disqualified from the competition:

(Check those that apply)

___ Your last name is objectionable. I can't imagine
taking it, hyphenating it, or subjecting my children to it.

___ Your first name is objectionable. It is just not
something I can picture myself yelling out in a fit of passion.

___ You failed the 20 Question Rule: I asked you 20
questions about yourself before you asked me more than one about
myself.

___ Your legs are skinnier than mine.

___ You're too short. Any son that we produced would
inevitably be beaten up repeatedly at recess.

___ You're too tall. I'm developing a chronic neck condition
from trying to kiss you.

___ You have a hairy back.

___ I find your inability to fix my car extraordinarily
unappealing.

___ The fact that your apartment has been condemned
reveals an inherent slovenliness that I fear is unbreakable.

___ The phrase "My Mother" has popped up far too often
in conversation.

___ You still live with your parents.

___ You are older than my father. This will not work.

___ I am old enough to be your mother. This will not
work.

___ Although I do enjoy the X-Files, I find your wardrobe
of Star Trek uniforms a little disconcerting.

___ Your frequent references to your ex-girlfriend lead
me to suspect that you are some sort of psychotic stalker.

___ Your ability to belch the alphabet is not a trait
that I am seeking in a long term partner.

___ The fact that you refer to the Pro Bowler's Tour
as "must see TV" demonstrates that you do not meet my
intelligence requirements.

___ Somehow I doubt those condoms that I found in your
overnight bag were really necessary for a successful business
trip.

___ I am out of your league; set your sights lower next
time.

___ Other (Explain):______________________________________

Sincerely,

(YOUR NAME HERE)
PERSONAL RESOURCES DEPARTMENT






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13.

Animals in love...(Prishi)

Posted by: "Prishi" prishi_pari@yahoo.com   prishi_pari

Wed May 7, 2008 8:40 pm (PDT)

Animals in love Some great pics of animals snuggling

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Teddy Bears Tell History(Prishi)

Posted by: "Prishi" prishi_pari@yahoo.com   prishi_pari

Wed May 7, 2008 8:40 pm (PDT)

Teddy Bears Tell History From a museum in Jeju Island, South
Korea



















































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15a.

Why MEN Die ?

Posted by: "hindi_jokes" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Thu May 8, 2008 7:19 am (PDT)

Why MEN Die ?

Why MEN Die ?
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16.

gandi giri on the net (must read and enjoy)

Posted by: "Vinay Malhotra" vinay79malhotra@yahoo.com   vinay79malhotra

Thu May 8, 2008 7:22 am (PDT)

Baapu Ne Bola Hai.......

"Agar koi tumhe Email na kare, Good Morning/Good Evening na bole,

Call/SMS bhi na kare... to koi baat nahi, tum Email karte raho....

Good Morning/Good Evening bolate raho......

Call/SMS bhi karate raho.......

Dekhna, Uski aatma ek din jaroor jaagegi.

Aur vo tumhe E-Mail/Call/ SMS jaroor Karega/Karegi"

Aur agar fir bhi koi E-Mail/Call/ SMS nahi aaye,

to uske paas jana, use ek Guldasta dena.... aur kahna.......

"GET WELL SOON MAAMU"

Ha Ha Ha Ha

...... Have a Nice Day...

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17.

Nice One, You wil like it....

Posted by: "Chauhan.Amit@iflexsolutions.com" Chauhan.Amit@iflexsolutions.com   amitdotchauhan

Thu May 8, 2008 7:59 am (PDT)

Hello,

Friends have great......day and of course a great
weekend.......

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Thanks & Regards

Amit Chauhan

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18.

shyeri

Posted by: "drishti.banerji" drishti.banerji@yahoo.com   drishti.banerji

Thu May 8, 2008 8:02 am (PDT)


andheri raat mein tumhe yaad karte hain hum,

apne dil mein tumhari un yaadon ko kaid karte hain hum.

sach puchho toh yeh zindagi adhuri hai tumhare bina,

us zindagi ka jeekar kya fayda jisme tumhara saath na ho,

us yaaddash ka kya fayda jisme tumahri yaadein na ho,

us saason ka kya fayda jinme tumhare jeene ki aas na ho,

sach kehti hoon ki tum bin main jee nahi sakti,

tumhare saath ke bagaer mar bhi nahi sakti.

un dino ko yaad karte hi,

aankhon mein aansu aa jate hain,

dil ki dhadkane badh jati hain,

saansein tham jati hain,

un dino ko yaad karte hi,

tumhari bahut yaad aati hai,

jab hum saath hua karte the,

patanahi waqt badla ya badle tum,

saath the tum par bichhad gaye hum,

ab waqt badal gaya hai,

zarooratein badal gayi hain,

ab kabhi na mil payenge,

aise bichhad gaye hai hum.

dil se dil juda nahi hote,

yun log kisipe fida nahi hote,

pyar se achhi toh dosti hi hai,

kyunki dost kabhi bewafaa nahi hote.

tamanna karte ho jin khushiyon ki,

wo khushiyan apke kadmo mein ho,

khuda apko woh hakikat de,

jo socha aapne apne sapno mein ho,

dil ki hasti bikhar gayi hoti,

rooh ke zakhm ubhar gaye hote,

zindagi aap jaise doston ki amaanat hai,

warna hum toh kab ke guzar gaye hote,

na khicho itna ki dor toot jaye,

na satao itna ki sanam rooth jaye,

ab toh had ho chuki roothne manane ki,

na door jao itna ki saath chhut jaye.

aaj kuch kami hai tere begair,

na rang hai,na roshni hai tere begair,

waqt apni raftar se chal raha hai,

bas dhadkan thami hai tere begair.

19.

shaery

Posted by: "asrar_1102" asrar_1102@yahoo.co.in   asrar_1102

Thu May 8, 2008 8:03 am (PDT)

Zamane se nahi Hum Tanhai se darte hai,
Pyar se nahi Hum Ruswai se darte hai.

Milne ki Umang to bahut hoti hai,
lekin milne ke baad teri Judai se darte hai.....

Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge,
Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge,

Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge,
Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !

20.

LESSER KNOWN FACT OF THE DAY ( # 006 )

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Thu May 8, 2008 8:03 am (PDT)



GLASSNOST

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