Sunday, May 18, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1888

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1.

GANESH KUMBLE KE HINDI SMS PANNA NUMBER-6

Posted by: "ganeshkumble" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Sat May 17, 2008 8:43 pm (PDT)

GANESH KUMBLE JI KE HASANE WALE ,
RULANE WALE DIL KO DADKA DENE WALE 50 PANNE

PANNA NUMBER-06

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Pyar har kisi ko hota hai.Hamne be pyar kia tha kabi kisi ke
sath.Wada kiya tha ki janam janam ka sath nibayenge.
Par hamare pyar ko kisi ki najar lag gayee aur wo hume
chod ke bahut bahut dur chali gayee.

Tab se mai roj roj shayari likhta raha kuch hasane wali,kuch rulane wali,namkin,mithi bahut sari.

Yaro wo aaj mere sath nahi hai par uski yade mai kabi be nahi bul paunga.

Par han aaj be mai bahut bahut kush hu kyunki uske jane ke baad
muje ek dusri bahut he achi aur samajdar ladki mil gayee hai uska
naam khushi (my wife)hai.We happly life and I have son 6 months
old.Even though i am so much happy then also mere pichle din
be nahi bulunga aur yeh jo shayari compse ki thi woh be nahi.

Mai aaj se roj ek ek kar ke sari shayarian bejunga.
Bale yeh panne old hai par aap ke dil ko dadka denge.

Aap ko yeh sms kaise lage uska reply aap mere online
forum par be de sakte hai.

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Mai aap ke reply ka wait karunga ji

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SMS MUKABALA......18may2008

Posted by: "j4jokes11" j4jokes11@yahoo.com   j4jokes11

Sat May 17, 2008 9:01 pm (PDT)

SMS MUKABALA......18may2008 Kaise hai aap?
Doston aaj kal hamare group me
der sare sms aa rahe hai.Achi achi
collection and achi achi creations. Par hum mails par kuch control
rakhne
ki wajah se sare sms approve nahi kar sakte. Isi lie humne aaj se SMS
MUKABALA
chalu kia hai.Ek he mail me sare members
ke sms include kie jayenge. Aap be SMS MUKABALA me baag le sakate hai.
Iske lie aap ko www.j4jokes.com <http://www.j4jokes.com/> me
register/log in
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Nigahen aapki pehchan hai hamari,
Muskarahat aapki shan hai hamari,
Karna hifazat tum apni,
Kyounki sanse aapki jaan hain hamari...
TARUNESH CHIKATE babuchikate@yahoo.co.in
<mailto:babuchikate@yahoo.co.in>
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Sitaro ki bheed se churaaya hai apko
Dil se apna dost banaaya hai apko
Iss dil ko tootne na dena kabhi
Iss dil ke kisi kone mein chupaaya hai apko
TARUNESH CHIKATE babuchikate@yahoo.co.in
<mailto:babuchikate@yahoo.co.in>
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Kadam kadam pe hawaon se taaluk rakhna
dosti ke daur pe dosti ka aasra rakhna
hamari yaadon ki khushboo zaroor aayegi
aap bas apne dil ka darwaaza khula rakhna
TARUNESH CHIKATE babuchikate@yahoo.co.in
<mailto:babuchikate@yahoo.co.in>
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Badi muddat se chaaha hai tujhe
Badi duao se paaya hai tumhe
Tujhe bhoolne ki soche bhi toh kaise dost
Kismat ki lakeeron se churaaya hai tumhe
TARUNESH CHIKATE babuchikate@yahoo.co.in
<mailto:babuchikate@yahoo.co.in>
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Ruth kar tum humme bhulane lage,
itne duur hue ki bahut yaad aane lage,
kaise bhula doon tumhe ek pal mein
jab dost tumhe paane mein mujhe zamane lage
TARUNESH CHIKATE babuchikate@yahoo.co.in
<mailto:babuchikate@yahoo.co.in>
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Dard ke phool bhi khilte hai bikhar jaate hai,
ZaKhm kaise bhi ho kuch roz mein bhar jaate hai,
From: "Shweta Gupta" <shweta.guptaa@gmail.com
<mailto:shweta.guptaa@gmail.com> > 1505
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Us dariche mein bhi ab koi nahi aur hum bhi,
Sar jhukaye hue chup chaap guzar jaate hai,
From: "Shweta Gupta" <shweta.guptaa@gmail.com
<mailto:shweta.guptaa@gmail.com> > 1505
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Raasta roke khaDi hai yahi ulajhan kab se,
Koi puchhe to kahe kya ki kidhar jaate hai,
Narm awaaz bhali baatein mohazzab lahaje,
Pahli baarish mein hi ye rang utar jaate hai
Ramu Garg
From: "Shweta Gupta" <shweta.guptaa@gmail.com
<mailto:shweta.guptaa@gmail.com> > 1505
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If u wanna know how much i miss u
try to catch rain drops.
The one u catch is how much u miss me
and the one u miss is how much I MISS U!
by shaiprajapati 1505
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The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile,
he wishes you a good morning
hoping that you have the perfect day.
Take care & Miss U
by shaiprajapati 1505
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Palbar me toot jai vo kasam nAhi,
dosto ko bhul jai vo hum nahi,
tum hume bhul jao is bat me dum nahi,
kyunki tum hame bhul jao itne bure hum nahi..........
by shaiprajapati 1505
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Insan se ishq kiye baiger, Khuda ki bhakti mumkin nahin.
Khuda ki bhakti ke saath, insanon se nafrath mumkin nahin.
Ishq hai Khuda ka roop, yeh baath sahi jaan.
Insan se ishq karne ko, Khuda ki bhakti maan.
Shweta Gupta shweta.guptaa@gmail.com <mailto:shweta.guptaa@gmail.com>
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Zakham aisa diya ki koi dawa kaam na aayi,
aag aise lagayi ki paani se bhi bhuj na payi,
aaj bhi rote hai unki yaad main,
jinhe hamari yaad hamare guzar jane k bad na aayi
Rahul Verma verma_rahul31@yahoo.co.in <mailto:verma_rahul31@yahoo.co.in>
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tum sa mil ka jana pyar main kitny hain dard hain jana
pyar naam hi ik bala ka jo lag jan la jay
tum sa mil ka ya bhi jana pyar ki bina kia zindgee ha
tub sa bus tu hi mari bandgaee ha
Rahul Verma verma_rahul31@yahoo.co.in <mailto:verma_rahul31@yahoo.co.in>
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mohabbat k safar mein koi raasta nhn data,
zameen waqif nahn banti falak saya nahn data,
udasi jis k dil mein ho us ki neend urti hai ,
kisi ko apni ankhon sy koi sapna nahn data,
uthana khud hi parta hai thaka tota badan apna,
k jub tuk saans chalti hai koi kandha nahn data
Rahul Verma verma_rahul31@yahoo.co.in <mailto:verma_rahul31@yahoo.co.in>
1505
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HUM WHO NAHIN JO BHOL JAYA KARTY HAIN
HUM WHO HAIN JO NIBHAYA KARTY HAIN.
OR REH KAR MILNA SHAYAD MUSHKIL HO .
PER PYAR KO YAAD BANA KAR SANSOON MEIN SAMAYA KARTY HAIN.
Rahul Verma verma_rahul31@yahoo.co.in <mailto:verma_rahul31@yahoo.co.in>
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chupana koi baat DIL me ho agar,
Rakan thoda bharosa ap humpar ,
Hum nibhaege DOSTI ka rishta is kadar,
k bhulane par bhe na bhula paooga humey zindage bhar
Rahul Verma verma_rahul31@yahoo.co.in <mailto:verma_rahul31@yahoo.co.in>
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zindagi ke din jaise bhi hon guzer jainge
aik din hum bhi chupke say mar jainge
aj rehte hain app ke dil mai kal aanso ban ker nikal jainge.....
Rahul Verma verma_rahul31@yahoo.co.in <mailto:verma_rahul31@yahoo.co.in>
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TUM AAG LAGANA SIKH GAEY TUM AAG BOJHANA KIYA JANOO,
TUM DIL KO JALANA SIK GAEY TUM DIL KO LAGANA KIYA JANOO.
SOO BAR AGER TUM ROTH GAEY HUM TUMKO MANAHI LEYTE HAIN.
AIK BAR AGER HUM ROTH GAEY TUM HUMKO MANANA KIYA JANOO..
Rahul Verma verma_rahul31@yahoo.co.in
<mailto:verma_rahul31@yahoo.co.in> 1505
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Kya Khaber Thi Ya Jaan Adhori Har Khushi Rah Jaygi
Aur Phir Phiki Si Meri Zindagi Rah Jaygi
Doosto Ki Jab Moohabat Mein Kami Rah Jaygi
Phir Tu Matlab Ki Jahan Mein Doosti Rah Jaygi
Rahul Verma verma_rahul31@yahoo.co.in <mailto:verma_rahul31@yahoo.co.in>
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Dard me koi mausam pyaara nahi hota,
Dil ho pyasa to pani se guzara nahi hota,
Koi dekhe to hamari bebassi,
Hum sab ke ho jate par koi hamara nahi hota
From: "aniljatav" aniljatav@yahoo.com <mailto:aniljatav@yahoo.com>
1505
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Is do pal ki zindagi mein tanhai kyu hai ?
Logon ko humse ruswai kyu hai ?
Is duniya mein insane kam to nahin…..
Phir mere saath sirf meri parchai kyu hai…
From: "aniljatav" aniljatav@yahoo.com <mailto:aniljatav@yahoo.com> 1505
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zakhm dene ka aandaz kuch aisa hai,
zakhm dekar puchte hai ab haal kaisa hai,
Zeher dekar kehte hai peena hi hoga,
jab pi gaye zeher to kehte hai ab jeena hi hoga..
From: "aniljatav" aniljatav@yahoo.com <mailto:aniljatav@yahoo.com>
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Kash wo pal sang bitaye na hote,
Jinko yaad kar aaj yeh aansu aaye na hote,
Khuda ne agar is tareh door le jana hi tha,
To itni gehrayi se dil milaye na hote…
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Sun May 18, 2008 12:38 am (PDT)



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Inspirational Heart Touching Story "Doubting God and Words of God":

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Sun May 18, 2008 12:40 am (PDT)

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The night fell heavy in the heights of the mountains and the man could not
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He kept falling. and in the moments of great fear, it came to his mind all
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love wall paper

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Sun May 18, 2008 1:22 am (PDT)


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Sun May 18, 2008 1:48 am (PDT)

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Koi kitni bhi zillat day
Koi jitni rao-nat say hamain ronday
Bura bilkul nahi lagta
Gila koi nahi hota
Sukoon mehsoos hota hay
Dua lab say nikalti hay

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The Artwork of Sam Weber...

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Sun May 18, 2008 4:06 am (PDT)



10.

Having someone who makes you feel good

Posted by: "Vinay Malhotra" vinay79malhotra@yahoo.com   vinay79malhotra

Sun May 18, 2008 4:09 am (PDT)

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Poems written by husband to wife

Posted by: "Vinay Malhotra" vinay79malhotra@yahoo.com   vinay79malhotra

Sun May 18, 2008 4:10 am (PDT)


Poems written by husband to wife





wrote your name on sand it got washed.

I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. then

I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack.



******

God saw me hungry, he created pizza .

He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .

He saw me in dark, he created light .

He saw me without problems, he created YOU.



******

Twinkle Twinkle little star

You should know what you are

And once you know what you are

Mental hospital is not so far.



******

The rain makes all things beautiful..

The grass and flowers too.

If rain makes all things beautiful

why doesn't it rain on you?



******

Roses are red, Violets are blue

monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.

Don't feel so angry you will find me there too

not in cage but laughing at you.

12.

Inspirational and Heart touching Real life Stories If anyone favors

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Sun May 18, 2008 4:12 am (PDT)

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At the time of the Messenger of Allah (SAW), there was a young man named
Alqamah. He was very diligent in obeying Allah by engaging in prayer and
fasting and spending in charity. Then he fell ill and his illness became
serious. His wife went to the Messenger of Allah (saww) and said,
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"My husband, Alqamah, is on his deathbed. I therefore came to tell you,
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The Messenger of Allah (saww) sent for Ammar, Suhaib and Bilal, and told
them to go to him (Alqamah) and have him repeat the Shahadah. They went to
him and found him in the agony of death. They asked him to say, "La illaha
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The Messenger of Allah (SAW) sent her a message that if it was convenient
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The Messenger of Allah's (SAW) messenger came to her and informed her of the
Messenger of Allah's (SAW) message. She said, "May my life be a ransom for
him, it is my pleasure to go to him!"
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She stood up, leaning on her walking stick, and came to the Messenger of
Allah (saww) and greeted him. The Messenger of Allah (saww) returned her
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She replied, "Messenger of Allah (SAW), he prays much, fasts a great deal,
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Allah's Messenger said, "Umm Alqamah, surely your anger has prevented
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He then turned to Bilal and said, "Bilal, go out and collect a quantity of
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She said, "Messenger of Allah (SAW), what do you plan to do?" He replied,
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He said, "Umm Alqamah, Allah's punishment is more severe and more lasting!
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(which he has done) are of no benefit to Alqamah as long as you are angry
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Allah's Messenger said, "Bilal, go to him and see whether he is now able to
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Bilal went, and while entering the door he heard Alqamah saying, "La illaha
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Bilal remarked, "It is surely true that while Alqamah's mother was angry
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Alqamah died the same day. The Messenger of Allah (SAW) came to him and gave
the order for his washing and shrouding, and then prayed the funeral prayer
for him and buried him. He then stood by the side of his grave and said,
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"You company of Muhajireen and Helpers, if anyone favors his wife over his
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1) Never expect things to happen..
struggle and make them happen.
never expect yourself to be given a good valuecreate a value of your own

2) If a drop of water falls in lake there is no identity.But if it falls on
a leaf of lotus it shine like a pearl.so choose the best place where you
would shine..

3) Falling down is not defeat...defeat is when your refuse to get up...

4) Ship is always safe at shore... but is is not built for it

5) When your successful your well wishers know who you are when you are
unsuccessful you know who your well wishers are

6) It is great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults; greater to
tell him/her

7) "To the world you might be one person,
but to one person you just might be the world

8) "Even the word 'IMPOSSIBLE' says 'I M POSSIBLE' "

9) Effort is important, but knowing where to make an effort in your life
makes all the difference.

May ALLAH / God Bless You All,
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i beg

Posted by: "Vinay Malhotra" vinay79malhotra@yahoo.com   vinay79malhotra

Sun May 18, 2008 4:16 am (PDT)

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SO SAID STEPHEN FRY ..........

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Sun May 18, 2008 4:20 am (PDT)



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15.

GANESH KUMBLE KE HINDI SMS PANNA NUMBER-7

Posted by: "ganeshkumble" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Sun May 18, 2008 5:29 am (PDT)

GANESH KUMBLE JI KE HASANE WALE ,
RULANE WALE DIL KO DADKA DENE WALE 50 PANNE

PANNA NUMBER-07

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Pyar har kisi ko hota hai.Hamne be pyar kia tha kabi kisi ke
sath.Wada kiya tha ki janam janam ka sath nibayenge.
Par hamare pyar ko kisi ki najar lag gayee aur wo hume
chod ke bahut bahut dur chali gayee.

Tab se mai roj roj shayari likhta raha kuch hasane wali,kuch rulane wali,namkin,mithi bahut sari.

Yaro wo aaj mere sath nahi hai par uski yade mai kabi be nahi bul paunga.

Par han aaj be mai bahut bahut kush hu kyunki uske jane ke baad
muje ek dusri bahut he achi aur samajdar ladki mil gayee hai uska
naam khushi (my wife)hai.We happly life and I have son 6 months
old.Even though i am so much happy then also mere pichle din
be nahi bulunga aur yeh jo shayari compse ki thi woh be nahi.

Mai aaj se roj ek ek kar ke sari shayarian bejunga.
Bale yeh panne old hai par aap ke dil ko dadka denge.

Aap ko yeh sms kaise lage uska reply aap mere online
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Mai aap ke reply ka wait karunga ji

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Something Bothering & Worring You ?

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Sun May 18, 2008 5:30 am (PDT)


Something Bothering & Worring You ?
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