Friday, May 16, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1886

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Messages In This Digest (24 Messages)

1.
Cambodia is a paradise(Prishi) From: Prishi
2.
Restroom signs around the world(Prishi) From: Prishi
3.
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii From: Siya ....
4.
My Sister..................................... From: ♥♥♥♥♥♥(R) R@/| $|-|@
5.
Sony Bubble Ad From: ganeshkumble
6.
Arey o jaalaane vaaale voh tera hee thaa nasheman, From: Jaswinder Singh Riat
7.
20 years back From: Amazing World
8.
Modern Heights From: Amazing World
9.
ALEXANDRA : THE TRUTH From: glassnost
10.
masoom nazar ka shikaar hogaya From: sania seher
11.
WE CAN PLAY WITH OUR ENEMY IF WE'RE UNITED From: glassnost
12.
PYAAR aur TANHAI From: suraj_nitjsr
13.
Fun with Fruits From: funn2shh.blogspot.com
14.
*** Birds in Art -1 *** From: ♪,Faree♪,
15.
*** Birds in Art -2 *** From: ♪,Faree♪,
16.
GLOBAL FOOD CRISIS : INDIA RESPONSIBLE From: glassnost
17.
SO SAID ROBERT ANTHONY ....... From: glassnost
18.
Pls. help... From: Prishi
19.
Three Things in Life... From: Shweta Gupta
20a.
Dard me koi mausam pyaara nahi hota From: Anil Kumar
20b.
Dard me koi mausam pyaara nahi hota From: pritesh bhawsar
21.
GANESH KUMBLE JI KE HASANE WALE , RULANE WALE DIL KO DADKA DENE WALE From: hindi_jokes
22a.
GANESH KUMBLE JI KE HASANE WALE , RULANE WALE DIL KO DADKA DENE WALE From: hindi_jokes
23.
Korean paintings are really too good ! From: hindi_jokes

Messages

1.

Cambodia is a paradise(Prishi)

Posted by: "Prishi" prishi_pari@yahoo.com   prishi_pari

Thu May 15, 2008 8:49 pm (PDT)

Just kidding! This place is like hell... I wonder how bad it
smells?
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2.

Restroom signs around the world(Prishi)

Posted by: "Prishi" prishi_pari@yahoo.com   prishi_pari

Thu May 15, 2008 8:49 pm (PDT)

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hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Posted by: "Siya ...." siya_zindagirocks@yahoo.co.in   siya_zindagirocks

Fri May 16, 2008 2:04 am (PDT)

I want you guys to spend a minute & read this email...plz read
till end. Once upon a time....

There was a rich King who had 4 wives.



He loved the 4th wife the most and adorned her with rich robes
and treated her to the finest of delicacies. He gave her nothing
but the best.



He also loved the 3rd wife very much and was always showing her
off to neighboring kingdoms. However, he feared that one day she
would leave him for another.



He also loved his 2nd wife. She was his confidante and was always
kind, considerate and patient with him. Whenever the King faced a
problem, he could confide in her to help him get through the
difficult times.

The King's 1st wife was a very loyal partner and had made great
contributions in maintaining his wealth and kingdom. However, he
did not love the first wife and although she loved him deeply, he
hardly took notice of her.



One day, the King fell ill and he knew his time was short.



He thought of his luxurious life and pondered, "I now have 4
wives with me, but when I die, I'll be all alone.

Thus, he asked the 4th wife, "I have loved you the most, endowed
you with the finest clothing and showered great care over you.
Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?"

"No way!" replied the 4th wife and she walked away without
another word.



Her answer cut like a sharp knife right into his heart.



The sad King then asked the 3rd wife, "I have loved you all my
life. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me
company?"

"No!" replied the 3rd wife. "Life is too good!
When you die, I'm going to remarry!"



His heart sank and turned cold.



He then asked the 2nd wife, "I have always turned to you for help
and you've always been there for me. When I die, will you follow
me? And keep me company?"



"I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time!" replied the 2nd
wife. "At the very most, I can only send you to your grave."



Her answer came like a bolt of thunder and the King was
devastated.



Then a voice called out:

"I'll leave with you and follow you no matter where you go." The
King looked up and there was his first wife. She was so skinny,
she suffered from malnutrition.

Greatly grieved, the King said, "I should have taken much better
care of you when I had the chance!"



In Truth, we all have 4 wives in our lives ...

Our 4th wife is our body. No matter how much time and effort we
lavish in making it look good, it'll leave us when we die.



Our 3rd wife is our possessions, status and wealth.
When we die, it will all go to others.


Our 2nd wife is our friends. No matter how much they have been
there for us, the furthest they can stay by us is up to the
grave.

And our 1st wife is our Parents,



Often neglected in pursuit of wealth, power and pleasures of the
ego. However, our Parents are the only thing that will follow us
and guide wherever we go.



So Love them at our best ..... They need and Love you most!!!
You are their greatest gift


Let them Smile and cherish... Life is about carrying on with
odds till everything becomes even.
4.

My Sister.....................................

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Fri May 16, 2008 2:06 am (PDT)

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* My Sister...*

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* You're so far away,
but you're here
in my heart every day.

I know how lucky I am
to have a sister like you.
You're not just family,
but my best friend too.

I only wish that you
lived closer to me,
so we could get together
to share over a cup of tea.

But even though you're not here,
it's such a good feeling
to know you're out there...
sharing and caring
and making each day,
so much brighter
in your own special way.

All of the warmth you send
shines through,
and there will always be
a place in my heart for you.

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Love While You Live
Realize things before its too late.
Have lots of friends before you are alone.
Accept things rather than deny them.
Love people before you loose them.

Life comes just once.
Love it while you live it

I am only one, but still I am one,
I cannot do everything,
but still I can do something,
I will not refuse to do the something that I can do
5.

Sony Bubble Ad

Posted by: "ganeshkumble" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Fri May 16, 2008 2:07 am (PDT)

6.

Arey o jaalaane vaaale voh tera hee thaa nasheman,

Posted by: "Jaswinder Singh Riat" jessieriat@yahoo.com   jessieriat

Fri May 16, 2008 2:07 am (PDT)

Arey o jaalaane vaaale voh tera hee thaa nasheman,

Jo fareib maine khaaye tujhe raazdan samjhkar,
Unhein kaisey bhool jaun main ikk dastan samjhkar,
Mujhe gaur say na dekho,main voh namu dil hoon,
Jisay toonay raund daalaa,ikk be-zubaan samajhkar,
Na mitao thokron say yeh mzaar hai kisis ka,
Zara eham karo khudaaraa kisi ka nishaan samajhkar,
Arey o jaalaane vaaale voh tera hee thaa nasheman,
Jissay toone phoonk daalaa mera ashiyaan samajhkar,

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7.

20 years back

Posted by: "Amazing World" butterfly2401@gmail.com   ibutterfly2008

Fri May 16, 2008 2:11 am (PDT)

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8.

Modern Heights

Posted by: "Amazing World" butterfly2401@gmail.com   ibutterfly2008

Fri May 16, 2008 2:12 am (PDT)

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9.

ALEXANDRA : THE TRUTH

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Fri May 16, 2008 2:25 am (PDT)



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10.

masoom nazar ka shikaar hogaya

Posted by: "sania seher" saniaseher@yahoo.com   saniaseher

Fri May 16, 2008 2:27 am (PDT)


masoom nazar ka shikaar hogaya
aisa asar tha kay pyaaaar hogaya

cheen liya usne chain o qaraaaaar
dil ko kar gayaaaaaaa vo beqarar
tirchi nazar kaa vaaaaaaar hogaya
aisa asar tha kay pyaaar hogaya

khuda ne usay husn o jamaal diya
uski chahat ne bura mera haal kiya
jeena sanam dushvaaaaar ho gaya
aisa asar tha kay pyaaaar ho gaya

faasle mitta kay ab tum chale aaooo
na humay tum yooon ab tarpaaaaoo
khatam ab intizzaaaaaaaaar hogaya
aisa asar tha kay pyaaaaaar hogaya
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WE CAN PLAY WITH OUR ENEMY IF WE'RE UNITED

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Fri May 16, 2008 2:36 am (PDT)


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12.

PYAAR aur TANHAI

Posted by: "suraj_nitjsr" suraj_nitjsr@yahoo.co.in   suraj_nitjsr

Fri May 16, 2008 2:36 am (PDT)


PYAAR
- Kaho toh do lafz.....mani toh bandagi ,
- Socho toh gehra sagar.....dubo toh zindagi ,
- Karo toh aasaan.....nibhao toh mushkil ,
- Bikhre toh saara zamana.....simte to SIRF TUM .

TANHAI

Tanhiyion main waqt barbad kiya karte hai hum,
Hum har pal tumhe yaad kiya karte hai,
Hum nahin jante ghar wale batate hai,
Hum neend main bhi apka naam liya karte hai……..

13.

Fun with Fruits

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*** Birds in Art -1 ***

Posted by: "♪,Faree♪," neeli.ankhain@gmail.com   neeli.ankhain

Fri May 16, 2008 3:07 am (PDT)

15.

*** Birds in Art -2 ***

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Fri May 16, 2008 3:09 am (PDT)

16.

GLOBAL FOOD CRISIS : INDIA RESPONSIBLE

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Fri May 16, 2008 3:43 am (PDT)



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17.

SO SAID ROBERT ANTHONY .......

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Fri May 16, 2008 3:48 am (PDT)



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18.

Pls. help...

Posted by: "Prishi" prishi_pari@yahoo.com   prishi_pari

Fri May 16, 2008 4:28 am (PDT)

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Three Things in Life...

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Fri May 16, 2008 4:34 am (PDT)

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20a.

Dard me koi mausam pyaara nahi hota

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Fri May 16, 2008 4:48 am (PDT)

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Dard me koi mausam pyaara nahi hota,
Dil ho pyasa to pani se guzara nahi hota,
Koi dekhe to hamari bebassi,
Hum sab ke ho jate par koi hamara nahi hota
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Logon ko humse ruswai kyu hai ?
Is duniya mein insane kam to nahin…..
Phir mere saath sirf meri parchai kyu hai…
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zakhm dekar puchte hai ab haal kaisa hai,
Zeher dekar kehte hai peena hi hoga,
jab pi gaye zeher to kehte hai ab jeena hi hoga..
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Jinko yaad kar aaj yeh aansu aaye na hote,
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Dard me koi mausam pyaara nahi hota

Posted by: "pritesh bhawsar" pritesh.bhawsar@hotmail.com   pritesh_744

Fri May 16, 2008 7:14 am (PDT)



JJOKES

Dard me koi mausam pyaara nahi hota,

Dil ho pyasa to pani se guzara nahi hota,

Koi dekhe to hamari bebassi,

Hum sab ke ho jate par koi hamara nahi hota

Is do pal ki zindagi mein tanhai kyu hai ?

Logon ko humse ruswai kyu hai ?

Is duniya mein insane kam to nahin�..

Phir mere saath sirf meri parchai kyu hai�

zakhm dene ka aandaz kuch aisa hai,

zakhm dekar puchte hai ab haal kaisa hai,

Zeher dekar kehte hai peena hi hoga,

jab pi gaye zeher to kehte hai ab jeena hi hoga..

Kash wo pal sang bitaye na hote,

Jinko yaad kar aaj yeh aansu aaye na hote,

Khuda ne agar is tareh door le jana hi tha,

To itni gehrayi se dil milaye na hote�

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21.

GANESH KUMBLE JI KE HASANE WALE , RULANE WALE DIL KO DADKA DENE WALE

Posted by: "hindi_jokes" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Fri May 16, 2008 6:05 am (PDT)

GANESH KUMBLE JI KE HASANE WALE ,
RULANE WALE DIL KO DADKA DENE WALE 50 PANNE....

ALL 50 PAGES ARE AVAILABLE AT
http://j4jokes.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=12
Please post your reply at my forum

Pyar har kisi ko hota hai.Hamne be pyar kia tha kabi kisi ke
sath.Wada kiya tha ki janam janam ka sath nibayenge.
Par hamare pyar ko kisi ki najar lag gayee aur wo hume
chod ke bahut bahut dur chali gayee.

Tab se mai roj roj shayari likhta raha kuch hasane wali,kuch rulane
wali,namkin,mithi bahut sari.

Yaro wo aaj mere sath nahi hai par uski yade mai kabi be nahi bul
paunga.

Par han aaj be mai bahut bahut kush hu kyunki uske jane ke baad
muje ek dusri bahut he achi aur samajdar ladki mil gayee hai uska
naam khushi (my wife)hai.We happly life and I have son 6 months
old.Even though i am so much happy then also mere pichle din
be nahi bulunga aur yeh jo shayari compse ki thi woh be nahi.

Mai aaj se roj ek ek kar ke sari shayarian bejunga.
Bale yeh panne old hai par aap ke dil ko dadka denge.

Aap ko yeh sms kaise lage uska reply aap mere online
forum par be de sakte hai. http://j4jokes.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=12
par log in karke.

Mai aap ke reply ka wait karunga ji

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22a.

GANESH KUMBLE JI KE HASANE WALE , RULANE WALE DIL KO DADKA DENE WALE

Posted by: "hindi_jokes" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Fri May 16, 2008 7:14 am (PDT)

GANESH KUMBLE JI KE HASANE WALE ,
RULANE WALE DIL KO DADKA DENE WALE 50 PANNE....

ALL 50 PAGES ARE AVAILABLE AT
http://j4jokes.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=12
Please post your reply at my forum

Pyar har kisi ko hota hai.Hamne be pyar kia tha kabi kisi ke
sath.Wada kiya tha ki janam janam ka sath nibayenge.
Par hamare pyar ko kisi ki najar lag gayee aur wo hume
chod ke bahut bahut dur chali gayee.

Tab se mai roj roj shayari likhta raha kuch hasane wali,kuch rulane
wali,namkin,mithi bahut sari.

Yaro wo aaj mere sath nahi hai par uski yade mai kabi be nahi bul
paunga.

Par han aaj be mai bahut bahut kush hu kyunki uske jane ke baad
muje ek dusri bahut he achi aur samajdar ladki mil gayee hai uska
naam khushi (my wife)hai.We happly life and I have son 6 months
old.Even though i am so much happy then also mere pichle din
be nahi bulunga aur yeh jo shayari compse ki thi woh be nahi.

Mai aaj se roj ek ek kar ke sari shayarian bejunga.
Bale yeh panne old hai par aap ke dil ko dadka denge.

Aap ko yeh sms kaise lage uska reply aap mere online
forum par be de sakte hai. http://j4jokes.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=12
par log in karke.

Mai aap ke reply ka wait karunga ji

Ganesh
ganeshkumble11@gmail.com
23.

Korean paintings are really too good !

Posted by: "hindi_jokes" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Fri May 16, 2008 7:17 am (PDT)

Korean paintings are really too good !

(This mail is posted by my friend Sarika.Shah at our web site www.j4jokes.com )

I have forward you this mail to you my friend.
Now you also forwad this beautiful paintings to all of your frinds.

Korean paintings are really too good !

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