Monday, May 5, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1872

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Messages

1.

Mistakes....(Prishi)

Posted by: "Prishi" prishi_pari@yahoo.com   prishi_pari

Mon May 5, 2008 12:21 am (PDT)



If a barber makes a mistake,

It's a ...


If a driver makes a mistake,

It is an ...


If a engineer makes a mistake,

It is a ...


If parents makes a mistake,

It is a ...


If a politician makes a mistake,

It is a ...


If a scientist makes a mistake,

It is a ...


If a tailor makes a mistake,

It is a ...


If a teacher makes a mistake ,

It is a ...


If our boss makes a mistake,

It is our ...


If an employee makes a mistake,

It is a ...

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2.

When God Created Man....(Prishi)

Posted by: "Prishi" prishi_pari@yahoo.com   prishi_pari

Mon May 5, 2008 12:21 am (PDT)


God Created a Donkey & said to him
[http://www.alicebot.org/images/god.jpg]
" You will be a donkey. you will work untiringly from sunshine to
sunset carrying burdens on your back. You will eat Grass. You
will have no intelligence & you will live 50 years."

The Donkey Answered:
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"I will be a donkey but to live 50 years is too much. Give me
only 20 years."
God Granted His Wish.
God Created the dog & said to Him:
[http://www.alicebot.org/images/god.jpg]

You will guard the house of man. You will be his best friend.You
will eat the scraps that he gives you & you will live 30 years.
you will be a dog."

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displayed, because it contains errors.]

The Dod Answered " Sir to liv 30 Years is too much.Give me only
15 years."
God granted his wish.

God created monkey & said to him:
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"You will be a monkey.. You will swing from branch to branch
doing tricks.You will be amusing & you will live20 Years."

The Monkey answered:
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displayed, because it contains errors.]

"To live 20 years is too much.Give me only 10 years."
God granted his wish.

Finally God created Man & said to him:
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You will be a man, only rational creature on earth. You will use
your intelligence to become master over all the animals. You will
dominate the world & you will live 20 years."

Man Responded:

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te-Man.gif
]

"Sir, I will be a man but to live only 20 years is very
little.Give me the 30 years that the donkey refused, the 15 years
that the dog didn't want & the 10 years the monkey refused."

God granted man's wish.

And since then, Man lives 20 years as a man,

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_man.gif
]
Marries & spends 30 years like a donkey, working & carrying all
the burdens on his back..
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Then when his children are grown, he lives 15 years like a dog
taking care of the house & eating whatever is given to him.

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g_focusing_on_something_making_noises_in_the_distance.jpg
]
When he is old, he can retire & live 10 years like a monkey,
going from house to house and from one son or daughter to another
doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.

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]

That's Life......





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3.

Tute hue dil walon ki pagal pagal shayari-101[ROMAN HINDI] Aap ke pa

Posted by: "hindi_jokes" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Mon May 5, 2008 12:58 am (PDT)

Tute hue dil walon ki pagal pagal shayari-101[ROMAN HINDI]
Aap ke panne...

Tute hue dil walon ki pagal pagal shayari-101[ROMAN HINDI]
Aap ke panne...

Aap be padana apano ko bejana
Mail acha lage to reply jarur dena.....
By-Neelam.Kokal neelamkokal@gmail.com
http://www.j4jokes.com

Coming soon on next pages .......
"Tarkesh ji " ke hindi sms

" Basant Sain ji " ke hindi sms

"Zulfikar ji" ke hindi sms

"Aaap" ke hindi sms

Neelam ji meri friend hai.
Unhone mere mail par bahut sare sms beje hai.
Kuch khatte,kuch mithe,kuch funny and kuch sad be.
Diwano ke upar aur dil ke uper aur na jane kitne sare.
Unme se kuch sms mai aap ko bejh raha hu recompoe
karake.

Muje ummid hai aap ko Neelam ji ke sms pasand aayege.

Ganesh Kumble

Kya aap be apana panna dunia ke 2 lakhs se jyada logo ko
bejna chahate hai?Agar aap ka jawab han hai to aap apne
sms collection hume hindisms@gmail.com par beje.Hum
aap ke naam se aap ka panna banayenge and dunia ke
samne rakhenge aap ke email is ke sath me.

Tute hue dil walon ki pagal pagal shayari-101
***************************
Mere marane ki khabar sun mat rona tum,
Kimati heere moti yun hi mat khona tum.
***************************
Suraj ki tarah nikalate,chand ki tarah dal jaate ho,
Char din mahobat karate aur badal jaate ho.
***************************
Maiyat padi meri,ro rahe sub chati peet peet kar,
Ye vahi hai jo khaate rahe mujhako loot loot kar.
***************************
Aab to kabra par rote hai,mujhako rulane wale,
Sub tadafte hai,mai sukun se soya hun.
***************************
Dil todana haseeno ka fashion ho gaya hai,
Ashiq to is daur se pareshan ho gaya hai.
***************************

Aap be padana apano ko bejana
Mail acha lage to reply jarur dena.....
By-Neelam.Kokal neelamkokal@gmail.com
http://www.j4jokes.com
************************
4.

Tute hue dil walon ki pagal pagal shayari-102[ROMAN HINDI] Aap ke pa

Posted by: "hindi_jokes" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Mon May 5, 2008 12:59 am (PDT)

Tute hue dil walon ki
pagal pagal shayari-102
[ROMAN HINDI]

Tute hue dil walon ki
pagal pagal shayari-102
[ROMAN HINDI]

Aap be padana apano ko bejana
Mail acha lage to reply jarur dena.....
By-Neelam.Kokal neelamkokal@gmail.com
http://www.j4jokes.com

Coming soon on next pages .......
"Tarkesh ji " ke hindi sms
" Basant Sain ji " ke hindi sms
"Zulfikar ji" ke hindi sms
"Aaap" ke hindi sms

Neelam ji meri friend hai.
Unhone mere mail par bahut sare sms beje hai.
Kuch khatte,kuch mithe,kuch funny and kuch sad be.
Diwano ke upar aur dil ke uper aur na jane kitne sare.
Unme se kuch sms mai aap ko bejh raha hu recompoe
karake.

Muje ummid hai aap ko Neelam ji ke sms pasand aayege.

Ganesh Kumble

Kya aap be apana panna dunia ke 2 lakhs se jyada logo ko
bejna chahate hai?Agar aap ka jawab han hai to aap apne
sms collection hume hindisms@gmail.com par beje.Hum
aap ke naam se aap ka panna banayenge and dunia ke
samne rakhenge aap ke email is ke sath me.

Tute hue dil walon ki pagal pagal shayari-102
***************************
Meri rah me kante bichane wale tera bala ho,
Khuda kare jannat ka darwaja tere lie khula ho.
***************************
Dil dega dua tu dil ki puri tamanna kar de,
Jhutha ishq na kar na ho ishq to saaf mana kar de.
***************************
Bichayega meri rah me kate to aah nikalegi,
Isilie jakhm se mere,tere lie dua nikalegi.
***************************
Tumako bhul jau ye ho nahi sakata,
Tu jage jub tak so nahi sakata.
***************************
Jamana yaad karata hai insan ko marane ke baad me,
Jite ji to use pareshan kia jata hai.
***************************

Aap be padana apano ko bejana
Mail acha lage to reply jarur dena.....
By-Neelam.Kokal neelamkokal@gmail.com
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5.

Tute hue dil walon ki pagal pagal shayari-103[ROMAN HINDI] Aap ke pa

Posted by: "hindi_jokes" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Mon May 5, 2008 12:59 am (PDT)

Tute hue dil walon ki pagal pagal shayari-103[ROMAN HINDI]

Tute hue dil walon ki pagal pagal shayari-103[ROMAN HINDI]

Aap be padana apano ko bejana
Mail acha lage to reply jarur dena.....
By-Neelam.Kokal neelamkokal@gmail.com
http://www.j4jokes.com

Coming soon on next pages .......
"Tarkesh ji " ke hindi sms
" Basant Sain ji " ke hindi sms
"Zulfikar ji" ke hindi sms
"Aaap" ke hindi sms

Neelam ji meri friend hai.
Unhone mere mail par bahut sare sms beje hai.
Kuch khatte,kuch mithe,kuch funny and kuch sad be.
Diwano ke upar aur dil ke uper aur na jane kitne sare.
Unme se kuch sms mai aap ko bejh raha hu recompoe
karake.

Muje ummid hai aap ko Neelam ji ke sms pasand aayege.

Ganesh Kumble

Kya aap be apana panna dunia ke 2 lakhs se jyada logo ko
bejna chahate hai?Agar aap ka jawab han hai to aap apne
sms collection hume hindisms@gmail.com par beje.Hum
aap ke naam se aap ka panna banayenge and dunia ke
samne rakhenge aap ke email is ke sath me.

Tute hue dil walon ki pagal pagal shayari-103
***************************
Karam kar do aap ke karam ka bhukha hu sanam,
Khushian le lo gum de do,gum ka bhukha hu mai.
***************************
Husn walon ne aashikon ke chaman ko ujad dala,
Aadhe ashiq bache aadho ko be maut maar dala.
***************************
Vo ruthe hai unako mai raji ka lunga,
Dawa hai dur unaki mai naraji kar lunga.
***************************
Dhup jab padati hai to dharati garam ho jati hai,
Ladakion ko di aajadi to vo besharm ho jaati hai.
***************************
Tufan aata hai to basatiyan ujad jaati hai,
Ladake kya bigade,ladkian bigad deti hai.
***************************

Aap be padana apano ko bejana
Mail acha lage to reply jarur dena.....
By-Neelam.Kokal neelamkokal@gmail.com
http://www.j4jokes.com

6.

Tute hue dil walon ki pagal pagal shayari-104[ROMAN HINDI] Aap ke pa

Posted by: "hindi_jokes" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Mon May 5, 2008 12:59 am (PDT)

Tute hue dil walon ki pagal pagal shayari-104[ROMAN HINDI]

Tute hue dil walon ki pagal pagal shayari-104[ROMAN HINDI]

Aap be padana apano ko bejana
Mail acha lage to reply jarur dena.....
By-Neelam.Kokal neelamkokal@gmail.com
http://www.j4jokes.com

Coming soon on next pages .......
"Tarkesh ji " ke hindi sms
" Basant Sain ji " ke hindi sms
"Zulfikar ji" ke hindi sms
"Aaap" ke hindi sms

Neelam ji meri friend hai.
Unhone mere mail par bahut sare sms beje hai.
Kuch khatte,kuch mithe,kuch funny and kuch sad be.
Diwano ke upar aur dil ke uper aur na jane kitne sare.
Unme se kuch sms mai aap ko bejh raha hu recompoe
karake.

Muje ummid hai aap ko Neelam ji ke sms pasand aayege.

Ganesh Kumble

Kya aap be apana panna dunia ke 2 lakhs se jyada logo ko
bejna chahate hai?Agar aap ka jawab han hai to aap apne
sms collection hume hindisms@gmail.com par beje.Hum
aap ke naam se aap ka panna banayenge and dunia ke
samne rakhenge aap ke email is ke sath me.

Tute hue dil walon ki pagal pagal shayari-104
***************************
Ho jaye libas ganda to dhona padata hai,
Ishq ho jaye,jindagi bhar rona padata hai.
***************************
Aab to roj rone lage gamo ki barish,
Khusion ko dekh ankho me ansu nikal aate.
***************************
Lakho ko dans le feer bhee vo naari hai,
Ishq ko tabah ka dia feer bhee wo naari hai.
***************************
Ful to thik kanto se bhee pyar hai humako,
Vo bewafa ho gaye to kya intejar hai humako.
***************************
Dil,dil khol ke kaheta nahi rusawai ke dar se,
Darata hu kahi geer na jau teri najar se.
***************************

Aap be padana apano ko bejana
Mail acha lage to reply jarur dena.....
By-Neelam.Kokal neelamkokal@gmail.com
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7.

Tute hue dil walon ki pagal pagal shayari-105[ROMAN HINDI] Aap ke pa

Posted by: "hindi_jokes" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Mon May 5, 2008 12:59 am (PDT)

Tute hue dil walon ki pagal pagal shayari-105[ROMAN HINDI]

Tute hue dil walon ki pagal pagal shayari-105[ROMAN HINDI]
Aap be padana apano ko bejana
Mail acha lage to reply jarur dena.....
By-Neelam.Kokal neelamkokal@gmail.com
http://www.j4jokes.com

Coming soon on next pages .......
"Tarkesh ji " ke hindi sms
" Basant Sain ji " ke hindi sms
"Zulfikar ji" ke hindi sms
"Aaap" ke hindi sms

Neelam ji meri friend hai.
Unhone mere mail par bahut sare sms beje hai.
Kuch khatte,kuch mithe,kuch funny and kuch sad be.
Diwano ke upar aur dil ke uper aur na jane kitne sare.
Unme se kuch sms mai aap ko bejh raha hu recompoe
karake.

Muje ummid hai aap ko Neelam ji ke sms pasand aayege.

Ganesh Kumble

Kya aap be apana panna dunia ke 2 lakhs se jyada logo ko
bejna chahate hai?Agar aap ka jawab han hai to aap apne
sms collection hume hindisms@gmail.com par beje.Hum
aap ke naam se aap ka panna banayenge and dunia ke
samne rakhenge aap ke email is ke sath me.

Tute hue dil walon ki pagal pagal shayari-105
***************************
Mai usaka apana hu gair to gair hota hai,
Bus yahi usake samajhne ka fair hota hai.
***************************
Ban ke dushman vo piche se vaar karata hai,
Dil me nafart hai upar se pyar karata hai.
***************************
Dil khol ke pila,pyase hai pine wale,
Jaane kaise gee lete hai,bagair pine wale.
***************************
Tu ruthi jindagi besahara banakar rahe gai,
Mohabbat sirf kinara banakar rahe gai.
***************************
Nadan na samajh ho,dil ki chuban ko kya jano,
Aap to fakat bus dil churana jaanate ho.
***************************

Aap be padana apano ko bejana
Mail acha lage to reply jarur dena.....
By-Neelam.Kokal neelamkokal@gmail.com
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8.

*GRAPHICS*_*

Posted by: "TUNA" tunaysem@gmail.com   tunaysem

Mon May 5, 2008 6:04 am (PDT)



9.

what a tragedy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: "Siya ...." siya_zindagirocks@yahoo.co.in   siya_zindagirocks

Mon May 5, 2008 6:06 am (PDT)

One man got a child .... ... ... ..... .... ... 1 year
later - man asked the child-what to gift you? ... ... ... ...
child said ping pong ball ... ... ... ... 2nd b'day-
Father- what gift you want? Son - ping pong ball ... ... ....
... 3rd b'day Father- what gift you want? Son - ping pong ball
... ... ... .... 4th bday Father- what gift you want? Son -
ping pong ball ... ... .... ..... ... ... 5th bday
Father- what gift you want? Son - ping pong ball ... .... ...
... ... ... ... ... 6thb'day Father- what gift you want?
Son - ping pong ball ... ... .... ... ... ... .... ...
............. ......... ......... ......... ......... .........
......... ...... . ........ ............. ......... .........
... 24th bday Father- what gift you want? Son - ping pong ball
... .... ... ... .... ... he got married at honeymoon
Wife-what do u want? Husband-ping pong ball ... .... ...
.... 25th bday Wife - what gift you want? Husband-ping pong
ball ... .... .... ... ... ... ... ... 26th bday Wife -
what gift you want? Husband-ping pong ball ... ... .... ...
... 27th bday Wife - what gift you want? Husband-ping pong
ball ... ... .... ... ... .... ............. .........
......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ...... .
......... ............. ......... ......... ......... .........
......... ......... .... his kids become 15 yrs old ... ...
..... ... 40th bday kids- Father what gift you want? Father -
ping pong ball ... ... .... ... ... 41st b'day kids-
Father what gift you want? Father - ping pong ball ... ....
... .... ... ... 42nd bday kids- Father what gift you want?
Father - ping pong ball ... ... .... ... .... .............
......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .........
...... . ........ ............. ......... ......... .........
......... ......... ......... ...... . ....... 79th b'day
kids- Father what gift you want? Father - ping pong ball ...
... .... ... ............. ......... ......... .........
......... ......... ......... ...... . ........ .............
......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ........ time
for his death all the people from whom he took ping pong ball
(Like his Wife, kids and all others) came to him and asked Why
did you ask for ping pong ball all the time? ... ... .... He
said give me a ping pong ball then I will tell you... ....
..... ... Then those people gave him a ping pong ball ...
.... .... ... ... He said when I will be extremely near to
death then I will tell .... ... .... ... ... .... ... ...
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ....
... ... During those last moments when he is about to die
everyone reached him and asked tell us why did you ask for ping
pong ball always? he said. ... .... ..... ... .... ...
... ... ... ... ... ... .... ... ... ... ... ... ...
... ... ... .... .... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
... ... ... ... ... I asked for a ping pong ball on my every
b'day because ... .... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
... ... .... ... .... ... ... ..... ... .... ... ...
... ... ... And he Died... before he could tell the Reason...
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10.

hi............ prishi

Posted by: "sanjay_teli88" sanjay_teli88@yahoo.co.in   sanjay_teli88

Mon May 5, 2008 6:08 am (PDT)

Hi..........hru

My Beautiful and Heart touching Love SMS Shayaries Collections Part-
31 Please dont Miss it

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Jee rahe the


Hum jee rahe the unka naam lekar,
Wo gujarte the hamara salaam lekar,

Ek din wo keh gaye bhula do humko,
Humne pucha kaise?

Wo chale gaye hath mein jaam dekar

~~~~~~~~~

Zamane se nahi Hum Tanhai se darte hai,
Pyar se nahi Hum Ruswai se darte hai.

Milne ki Umang to bahut hoti hai,
lekin milne ke baad teri Judai se darte hai.....

~~~~~~~~~

Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge,
Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge,

Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge,
Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !

~~~~~~~~~

Zindagi Ki Raahon Mein Aise Mod Bhi Aate Hain
Saawan Ke Saath-Saath Yehan Patjad Bhi Aate Hain

Aasuwon Ke Saagar Mein Moti Bhi Milthe Hain
Jo Unhe Doond lete hain, Wahi Zindagi Jee Lete Hain

~~~~~~~~~

11.

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Mon May 5, 2008 6:21 am (PDT)



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Mon May 5, 2008 7:13 am (PDT)

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Mon May 5, 2008 7:33 am (PDT)












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