Saturday, May 17, 2008

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Munna Bhai ka Matrimonial Advertisement

Posted by: "Vinay Malhotra" vinay79malhotra@yahoo.com   vinay79malhotra

Fri May 16, 2008 5:36 pm (PDT)

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la hai...Apun maanta hai apun Tapori hai, bahut log ka pungi
bajayela hai magar kya hai naa baap, apun ka bhi izzat hai

markit me!!!

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Saal ka 5/6 peti to apun aaram se kama leta hai... buri aadat
bole to daaru aur bidi, abhi daaru kaun nahi pita - yaar. Akkha
bada bada log apun log se jaasti chada leta hai...

Ab chokiri apun ko aisa maangta hai... Bole to aik dam jhakas
maal, patakha, aik dam patakha... thoda padi likhi hongi to
chalenga koun ke saala yeah kabhi kabhi form bharne ke liye saala
apun ko 25 log ka hath pair jodna padta hai..

Apun jo hai na shaadi ki baad aik dam sudhar jaayenga iman se...
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Fri May 16, 2008 5:43 pm (PDT)

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Beautiful Heart touching Inspirational Positive thoughts part-1 New

Posted by: "Hassan Ali" hassanrazvi786@gmail.com   hassanrazvi786

Fri May 16, 2008 5:45 pm (PDT)

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The night fell heavy in the heights of the mountains and the man could not
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were covered by the clouds. As he was climbing only a few feet away from the
top of the mountain, he slipped and fell in to the air, falling at great
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He kept falling. and in the moments of great fear, it came to his mind all
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death was getting, when all of a sudden he felt the rope tied to his waist
pull him very hard. His body was hanging in the air.

Only the rope was holding him and in that moment of stillness he had no
other choice other to scream: "Help me God".

All of a sudden a deep voice coming from the sky answered, "What do you want
me to do?"

"Save me God".

"Do you really think I can save you?"

"Of course I believe You can."

"Then cut the rope tied to your waist."

There was a moment of silence and the man decided to hold on to the rope
with all his strength. The rescue team tells that the next day a climber was
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TO UNSUBSCRIBE ........... OPEN YOUR EYES

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Fri May 16, 2008 6:25 pm (PDT)

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Thanx to all of you...

Posted by: "Prishi" prishi_pari@yahoo.com   prishi_pari

Sat May 17, 2008 12:01 am (PDT)

Hi,
I would like to thank all of you for helping me to choose my
Dog's name.
& i would like to sply. thanx to the peoples who suggect me the
names like Prishi.salman, shahrukh,aamir, Kutta,Rishi, Prish,
etc..
Thanx a lot.



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Body carvings are the new tattoos(Prishi)

Posted by: "Prishi" prishi_pari@yahoo.com   prishi_pari

Sat May 17, 2008 12:01 am (PDT)

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Posted by: "ANURADHA CHOWDHARY" chowdhary_anuradha72@yahoo.co.in   chowdhary_anuradha72

Sat May 17, 2008 12:01 am (PDT)

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Animals LOL(Prishi)

Posted by: "Prishi" prishi_pari@yahoo.com   prishi_pari

Sat May 17, 2008 12:01 am (PDT)

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Nature photos taken by children(Prishi)

Posted by: "Prishi" prishi_pari@yahoo.com   prishi_pari

Sat May 17, 2008 12:03 am (PDT)

Great photos below all taken by little kids

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