Messages In This Digest (17 Messages)
- 1.
- HYDERABADI POEM From: ppisolkar
- 2.
- The Corporate language !! From: Shagoon Panda
- 3.
- Life is so Beautiful ::: From: Pratap Hanmantarao Solunke
- 4.
- The Keys to Happiness & Success... From: I am the Best
- 5.
- Laughter From: ppisolkar
- 6.
- Good Morning to all From: I am the Best
- 7.
- ham to saya tera From: pradeep jadhav
- 8.
- Crazy Photoz From: Shweta Gupta
- 9.
- YOU WILL ALWAYS BE SPECIAL.... From: ganeshkumble
- 10.
- Hot girls in classic car ads(Prishi) From: Prishi
- 11.
- Great Sand Sculptures(Prishi) From: Prishi
- 12.
- Can we fix it...???? Yes we can.. From: hindi_jokes
- 13.
- Gold Mobile From: funn2shh.blogspot.com
- 14.
- Painting Faces From: funn2shh.blogspot.com
- 15.
- Retirement a strategy, not an outcome From: Shweta Gupta
- 16.
- very Funny Suicide Pics !!!!! From: Pratap Hanmantarao Solunke
- 17.
- Farz bhi ehsaan ban_da jaa rehaa, From: Jaswinder Singh Riat
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HYDERABADI POEM
Posted by: "ppisolkar" ppisolkar@yahoo.co.in ppisolkar
Wed May 14, 2008 8:18 am (PDT)
Hathaan mein hath milake,
Hathaan mein hath milake,
angoothi churake uno chali gayi,
abhi galae milne ku aari,
kya karati ki kya ki .
chay peenae ku aake,
chay peenae ku aake,
saucer churaake uno chali gayi,
abhi full meals ku aari,
kya karati ki kya ki .
pehlichh mulaakat mein ,
pehlichh mulaakat mein ,
five star mein uno merkoo chunna lagai,
abhi date pe lekae jaao bolri,
kya karati ki kya ki .
sagai-sagai bolkae,
sagai-sagai bolkae,
puri shopping karali,
abhi shaadi-shaadi bolri
kya karati ki kya ki .
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The Corporate language !!
Posted by: "Shagoon Panda" shagoon_mailbox@yahoo.co.in shagoon_mailbox
Wed May 14, 2008 8:19 am (PDT)
The Corporate language !!
"We will do it"
means
" You will do it"
"You have done a great job"
means
"More work to be given to you"
"We are working on it"
means
"We have not yet started working on the same"
"Tomorrow first thing in the morning"
means
"Its not getting done...
At least not tomorrow !".
"After discussion we will decide - I am very open to views"
means
"I have already decided, I will tell you what to do"
"There was a slight miscommunication"
means
"We had actually lied"
"Lets call a meeting and discuss"
means
"I have no time now, will talk later"
"We can always do it"
means
"We actually cannot do the same on time"
"We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline"
means
"The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time."
"We had slight differences of opinion"
means
"We had actually fought"
"Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you"
means
"Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"
"You should have told me earlier"
means
"Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"
"We need to find out the real reason"
means
"Well I will tell you where your fault is"
"Well... family is important, your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected"
means
"Well you know..."
"We are a team"
means
"I am not the only one to be blamed"
"That's actually a good question"
means
"I do not know anything about it"
"All the Best"
means
" You are in trouble"
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Life is so Beautiful :::
Posted by: "Pratap Hanmantarao Solunke" psolunke@yahoo.com psolunke
Wed May 14, 2008 10:00 am (PDT)
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The Keys to Happiness & Success...
Posted by: "I am the Best" verygood101@yahoo.com verygood101
Wed May 14, 2008 10:03 am (PDT)
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Appreciate.
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Laugh a little.
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Deserve confidence.
Take up arms against malice.
Express your gratitude..
Go to church.
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Laughter
Posted by: "ppisolkar" ppisolkar@yahoo.co.in ppisolkar
Wed May 14, 2008 10:05 am (PDT)
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Good Morning to all
Posted by: "I am the Best" verygood101@yahoo.com verygood101
Wed May 14, 2008 10:07 am (PDT)
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ham to saya tera
Posted by: "pradeep jadhav" prdp_jdhv@yahoo.com prdp_jdhv
Wed May 14, 2008 10:10 am (PDT)
Ham to saya tera ban jayen agar tu chahe
Ya kabhi bhi na nazar aayen agar tu chahe
Tu jo chahe to sar-e-aam karen ehd-e-wafa
Yunhi dunya se guzar jayen agar tu chahe
Tujh se milne main to janaan teri ruswai hai
Ham teri yaad se mil aayen agar tu chahe
Tu jo keh de to pukaaren sar-e-bazaar tujhe
ajnabi ban ke guzar jayen agar tu chahe
Zindagi kar len agar teri ijazat mil jaye
Teri chaukhat pe hi mar jayen agar tu chahe
Tu to chahe to zamane ke sitam yunhi sahen
Saari dunya se bhi takraayen agar tu chahe
Tu Saraab aya hai badla hua chehra lai kar
Ham tujhe tujh se bhi milwayen agar tu chahe
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YOU WILL ALWAYS BE SPECIAL....
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Wed May 14, 2008 8:56 pm (PDT)
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Can we fix it...???? Yes we can..
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Retirement a strategy, not an outcome
Posted by: "Shweta Gupta" shweta.guptaa@gmail.com shweta.guptaa
Thu May 15, 2008 4:43 am (PDT)
*Retirement a strategy, *
*not an outcome*
**
*
Gone are the days*
*when retirement meant the end of the road, *
*when every desire would be met with the grim reminder: *
*"Forget it, you're retired now!" *
*To retire meant to cut back 50 per cent on one's lifestyle. *
*Today, *
*retirement is a strategy, not an outcome. *
*It is something planned with financial acumen. *
*It is not age that retires you, but your decision to quit.*
*
And you quit when your wealth calculator says you can.
* *Retirement is not about cutting back; *
*it is about stretching the boundaries.
Most financial products today sing this tune.*
*The pitch is to show old/elderly people *
*(in an age band of 45-60 odd years) *
*do the things they've done in their youth, *
*perhaps even the things they could not have done earlier!
This *
*'live it up' *
*philosophy is a mark of the emerging Indian economy. *
*Enough surpluses are generated *
*in one's working life to provide for a financially robust *
*'post-retirement' existence. *
*The Max New York pension plan ad *
*is a great example of this thesis.*
*
The ad begins * *with a shot of a little boy walking along *
*a village pond in the company of his folks, *
*upright (perhaps also uptight) middle class types. *
*He watches longingly as a village boy flips off the wharf *
*and lands happily in the water below.
The likely storyboard *
*is that this is our*
*little boy's ancestral village,*
*which his middle class dad has come to visit with his family. *
*The father's sternshake of the head keeps *
*the little boy from pulling off his tie; *
*the mom looks somewhat bemused but holds her counsel. *
*The voice over reminds you that since the time you've been a kid, *
*you've had to check your impulses.
The next shot reveals *
*a man getting ticked off by his boss. *
*He's the same young boy, *
*one would suppose, now grown up.*
*He wants to sock one back to the boss, *
*but *
*he can't jeopardise his job; his wife's expecting. *
*The storyboard unfolds beautifully.
I've read somewhere *
*Priyadarshini has done some **ad films *
*for Max New York;*
*this ad definitely bears the mark of a deft directorial hand.*
*Another shot reveals our guy *
*considering buying a Merc; *
*he shakes off the desire since *
*he has two kids to bring up.*
**
*The story is familiar; **the storyboard rare. *
*Do we not curb our impulses in the face *
*of the responsibilities we have to shoulder?
The denouement is beautifully crafted.*
*This time the guy, now greyed and distinguished,*
*visits the wharf of the opening scene in the company of his wife.*
*His rips off his tie and jumps into the lake.
Finally! *
*No comprise in later life, *
*we're told. *
*Thanks to Max New York Life pension plans,*
*you can finally live out your desires. *
*Even as the wife looks on indulgently *
*(interestingly just like his mom had),*
*the man frolics in the water.
The visual goes against everything *
*you traditionally associate with retired people.*
*You also realise this is a different India unfolding. *
*And*
*Max New York Life has beautifully adapted*
*its narrative to tell this new story.
*
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very Funny Suicide Pics !!!!!
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Farz bhi ehsaan ban_da jaa rehaa,
Posted by: "Jaswinder Singh Riat" jessieriat@yahoo.com jessieriat
Thu May 15, 2008 5:34 am (PDT)
Farz bhi ehsaan ban_da jaa rehaa,
Raakh har armaan ban_da ja rehaa,
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Sadd rahey nay mere jazbay din raat,
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Dil mera dhanvaan ban_da jaa rehaa,
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Haan magar bhagwaan ban_da jaa rehaa,
Udd gyi insaan chon insaaniyat,
Aadmi shaitaan ban_da jaa rehaa,
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