Thursday, May 15, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1885

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Messages In This Digest (17 Messages)

1.
HYDERABADI POEM From: ppisolkar
2.
The Corporate language !! From: Shagoon Panda
3.
Life is so  Beautiful   ::: From: Pratap Hanmantarao Solunke
4.
The Keys to Happiness & Success... From: I am the Best
5.
Laughter From: ppisolkar
6.
Good Morning to all From: I am the Best
7.
ham to saya tera From: pradeep jadhav
8.
Crazy Photoz From: Shweta Gupta
9.
YOU WILL ALWAYS BE SPECIAL.... From: ganeshkumble
10.
Hot girls in classic car ads(Prishi) From: Prishi
11.
Great Sand Sculptures(Prishi) From: Prishi
12.
Can we fix it...???? Yes we can.. From: hindi_jokes
13.
Gold Mobile From: funn2shh.blogspot.com
14.
Painting Faces From: funn2shh.blogspot.com
15.
Retirement a strategy, not an outcome From: Shweta Gupta
16.
very Funny Suicide Pics !!!!! From: Pratap Hanmantarao Solunke
17.
Farz bhi ehsaan ban_da jaa rehaa, From: Jaswinder Singh Riat

Messages

1.

HYDERABADI POEM

Posted by: "ppisolkar" ppisolkar@yahoo.co.in   ppisolkar

Wed May 14, 2008 8:18 am (PDT)

Hathaan mein hath milake,
Hathaan mein hath milake,
angoothi churake uno chali gayi,
abhi galae milne ku aari,
kya karati ki kya ki…….

chay peenae ku aake,
chay peenae ku aake,
saucer churaake uno chali gayi,
abhi full meals ku aari,
kya karati ki kya ki…….

pehlichh mulaakat mein ,
pehlichh mulaakat mein ,
five star mein uno merkoo chunna lagai,
abhi date pe lekae jaao bolri,
kya karati ki kya ki…….

sagai-sagai bolkae,
sagai-sagai bolkae,
puri shopping karali,
abhi shaadi-shaadi bolri
kya karati ki kya ki…….

2.

The Corporate language !!

Posted by: "Shagoon Panda" shagoon_mailbox@yahoo.co.in   shagoon_mailbox

Wed May 14, 2008 8:19 am (PDT)





The Corporate language !!

"We will do it"
means
" You will do it"

"You have done a great job"
means
"More work to be given to you"

"We are working on it"
means
"We have not yet started working on the same"

"Tomorrow first thing in the morning"
means
"Its not getting done...
At least not tomorrow !".

"After discussion we will decide - I am very open to views"
means
"I have already decided, I will tell you what to do"

"There was a slight miscommunication"
means
"We had actually lied"

"Lets call a meeting and discuss"
means
"I have no time now, will talk later"

"We can always do it"
means
"We actually cannot do the same on time"

"We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline"
means
"The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time."

"We had slight differences of opinion"
means
"We had actually fought"

"Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you"
means
"Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"

"You should have told me earlier"
means
"Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"

"We need to find out the real reason"
means
"Well I will tell you where your fault is"

"Well... family is important, your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected"
means
"Well you know..."

"We are a team"
means
"I am not the only one to be blamed"

"That's actually a good question"
means
"I do not know anything about it"

"All the Best"
means
" You are in trouble"


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Life is so  Beautiful   :::

Posted by: "Pratap Hanmantarao Solunke" psolunke@yahoo.com   psolunke

Wed May 14, 2008 10:00 am (PDT)



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The Keys to Happiness & Success...

Posted by: "I am the Best" verygood101@yahoo.com   verygood101

Wed May 14, 2008 10:03 am (PDT)

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Share some treasure.
Give a soft answer.
Encourage youth.
Manifest your loyalty in word and deed.
Keep a promise.
Find the time.
Forgo a grudge.
Forgive an enemy.
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Apologize if you were wrong.
Try to understand.
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Appreciate.
Be kind.
Be gentle.
Laugh a little.
Laugh a little more.
Deserve confidence.
Take up arms against malice.
Express your gratitude..
Go to church.
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Do a random act of kindness.
Speak your love.
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Laughter

Posted by: "ppisolkar" ppisolkar@yahoo.co.in   ppisolkar

Wed May 14, 2008 10:05 am (PDT)



6.

Good Morning to all

Posted by: "I am the Best" verygood101@yahoo.com   verygood101

Wed May 14, 2008 10:07 am (PDT)

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ham to saya tera

Posted by: "pradeep jadhav" prdp_jdhv@yahoo.com   prdp_jdhv

Wed May 14, 2008 10:10 am (PDT)

Ham to saya tera ban jayen agar tu chahe
Ya kabhi bhi na nazar aayen agar tu chahe

Tu jo chahe to sar-e-aam karen ehd-e-wafa
Yunhi dunya se guzar jayen agar tu chahe

Tujh se milne main to janaan teri ruswai hai
Ham teri yaad se mil aayen agar tu chahe

Tu jo keh de to pukaaren sar-e-bazaar tujhe
ajnabi ban ke guzar jayen agar tu chahe

Zindagi kar len agar teri ijazat mil jaye
Teri chaukhat pe hi mar jayen agar tu chahe

Tu to chahe to zamane ke sitam yunhi sahen
Saari dunya se bhi takraayen agar tu chahe

Tu Saraab aya hai badla hua chehra lai kar
Ham tujhe tujh se bhi milwayen agar tu chahe
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Crazy Photoz

Posted by: "Shweta Gupta" shweta.guptaa@gmail.com   shweta.guptaa

Wed May 14, 2008 10:57 am (PDT)

9.

YOU WILL ALWAYS BE SPECIAL....

Posted by: "ganeshkumble" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

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Hot girls in classic car ads(Prishi)

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Wed May 14, 2008 9:41 pm (PDT)


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Can we fix it...???? Yes we can..

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Wed May 14, 2008 10:19 pm (PDT)

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Retirement a strategy, not an outcome

Posted by: "Shweta Gupta" shweta.guptaa@gmail.com   shweta.guptaa

Thu May 15, 2008 4:43 am (PDT)

*Retirement a strategy, *
*not an outcome*
**
*

Gone are the days*
*when retirement meant the end of the road, *
*when every desire would be met with the grim reminder: *
*"Forget it, you're retired now!" *
*To retire meant to cut back 50 per cent on one's lifestyle. *
*Today, *
*retirement is a strategy, not an outcome. *
*It is something planned with financial acumen. *
*It is not age that retires you, but your decision to quit.*
*

And you quit when your wealth calculator says you can.
* *Retirement is not about cutting back; *
*it is about stretching the boundaries.

Most financial products today sing this tune.*
*The pitch is to show old/elderly people *
*(in an age band of 45-60 odd years) *
*do the things they've done in their youth, *
*perhaps even the things they could not have done earlier!

This *
*'live it up' *
*philosophy is a mark of the emerging Indian economy. *
*Enough surpluses are generated *
*in one's working life to provide for a financially robust *
*'post-retirement' existence. *
*The Max New York pension plan ad *
*is a great example of this thesis.*
*

The ad begins * *with a shot of a little boy walking along *
*a village pond in the company of his folks, *
*upright (perhaps also uptight) middle class types. *
*He watches longingly as a village boy flips off the wharf *
*and lands happily in the water below.

The likely storyboard *
*is that this is our*
*little boy's ancestral village,*
*which his middle class dad has come to visit with his family. *
*The father's sternshake of the head keeps *
*the little boy from pulling off his tie; *
*the mom looks somewhat bemused but holds her counsel. *
*The voice over reminds you that since the time you've been a kid, *
*you've had to check your impulses.

The next shot reveals *
*a man getting ticked off by his boss. *
*He's the same young boy, *
*one would suppose, now grown up.*
*He wants to sock one back to the boss, *
*but *
*he can't jeopardise his job; his wife's expecting. *
*The storyboard unfolds beautifully.

I've read somewhere *
*Priyadarshini has done some **ad films *
*for Max New York;*
*this ad definitely bears the mark of a deft directorial hand.*
*Another shot reveals our guy *
*considering buying a Merc; *
*he shakes off the desire since *
*he has two kids to bring up.*
**
*The story is familiar; **the storyboard rare. *
*Do we not curb our impulses in the face *
*of the responsibilities we have to shoulder?

The denouement is beautifully crafted.*
*This time the guy, now greyed and distinguished,*
*visits the wharf of the opening scene in the company of his wife.*
*His rips off his tie and jumps into the lake.

Finally! *
*No comprise in later life, *
*we're told. *
*Thanks to Max New York Life pension plans,*
*you can finally live out your desires. *
*Even as the wife looks on indulgently *
*(interestingly just like his mom had),*
*the man frolics in the water.

The visual goes against everything *
*you traditionally associate with retired people.*
*You also realise this is a different India unfolding. *
*And*
*Max New York Life has beautifully adapted*
*its narrative to tell this new story.
*
**

*Sriram Savarkar
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very Funny Suicide Pics !!!!!

Posted by: "Pratap Hanmantarao Solunke" psolunke@yahoo.com   psolunke

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17.

Farz bhi ehsaan ban_da jaa rehaa,

Posted by: "Jaswinder Singh Riat" jessieriat@yahoo.com   jessieriat

Thu May 15, 2008 5:34 am (PDT)

Farz bhi ehsaan ban_da jaa rehaa,

Raakh har armaan ban_da ja rehaa,
Maut daa samaan ban_da jaa rehaa,
Sadd rahey nay mere jazbay din raat,
Dil mera shamshaan ban_da ja rehaa,
Unjh waaqif hai oh mere haal ton,
Par jaan kay anjaan ban_da jaa rehaa,
Dey duaavaan waqt nu ai zindagi,
Dard vee vardaan ban_da jaa reha,
Gamm badey hanjhu badey sadmein badey,
Dil mera dhanvaan ban_da jaa rehaa,
Aadmi tan aadmi baniyaa nhi,
Haan magar bhagwaan ban_da jaa rehaa,
Udd gyi insaan chon insaaniyat,
Aadmi shaitaan ban_da jaa rehaa,
Kis taran daa waqt aa gya dekh lao,
Farz bhi ehsaan ban_da jaa rehaa,

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