Tuesday, May 13, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1882

Messages In This Digest (17 Messages)

1.
I just want one more day with you From: I am the Best
2.
NEED WALLPAPERS OF CHILD From: Preet Arora
3.
A Beautiful Story With Out Any Words From: hindi_jokes
4.
hello i am subramanya From: subba_sri1992
5a.
The size of ur heart From: rajeev srivastava
6.
SO SAID EMMA GOLDMAN ...... From: glassnost
7.
Funda of Kiss From: Basant Sain
8.
SO SAID JAMES THURBER .................. From: glassnost
9.
FUNNY JOKES 4 U to Jingle. From: Taraknath roy
10.
SO SAID VOLTAIRE ............ From: glassnost
11.
THIS FOR OUR FUTURE From: FaY
12.
Hansika Motwani Mix Pix From: funn2shh.blogspot.com
13.
FUNNY VEHICALS From: ganeshkumble
14.
FANTASY AT ITS BEST! From: ganeshkumble
15.
FUN IN IRAQ From: ganeshkumble
16.
Powerful Earthquake Hits China From: ganeshkumble
17.
FW: FOUR THINGS ABOUT ME!!! From: Jennifer Beyer

Messages

1.

I just want one more day with you

Posted by: "I am the Best" verygood101@yahoo.com   verygood101

Mon May 12, 2008 7:47 am (PDT)

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<http://www.j4jokes.com/forum> I just want one more day with you
I'm so sad and depressed
Is all I want to do is rest
I go to sleep at night
But my dreams I just can't fight

I think of you lying in that bed
And wonder if there is anything I could have said
I wish you were still here
But I know that you are still near

I love you more than you know
I just wish you didn't have to go
I just want one more day with you
And I know thats what you would have wanted too

I miss you more and more each day
There is so much more we had to say
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2.

NEED WALLPAPERS OF CHILD

Posted by: "Preet Arora" p.arora007@yahoo.com   jaspreetkumar_arora

Mon May 12, 2008 7:54 am (PDT)

Hello to every one................
I just want to say that i need wallpapers of some cute child/children.....
..................,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Plz Help Me

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3.

A Beautiful Story With Out Any Words

Posted by: "hindi_jokes" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Mon May 12, 2008 7:54 am (PDT)

A Beautiful Story With Out Any Words

A Beautiful Story With Out Any Words

This mail was emailed to me by Dineshmaheta

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4.

hello i am subramanya

Posted by: "subba_sri1992" subba_sri1992@yahoo.co.in   subba_sri1992

Mon May 12, 2008 7:55 am (PDT)

10 std i have fail in maths

5a.

The size of ur heart

Posted by: "rajeev srivastava" rsrivastava_mkt@yahoo.co.in   rsrivastava_mkt

Mon May 12, 2008 7:56 am (PDT)

The size of ur heart

It isn't the size of your house as such,
That matters so much at all,
It's the gentle hand and its loving touch,
That make it great or small.
The friends who come
and the hour they go,
When they from
your house depart,
Will judge you not by
the style you show,
But rather by the
size of your heart.
It isn't the size of your head so much,
And it isn't the wealth you've found,
What will make you happy is how you touch
The other lives all around.

For making money is not so hard,
But to live life well is an art.
How people love you and how they regard
Is all in the size of your heart!


RAJEEV SRIVASTAVA
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6.

SO SAID EMMA GOLDMAN ......

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Mon May 12, 2008 7:58 am (PDT)



GLASSNOST
7.

Funda of Kiss

Posted by: "Basant Sain" basant_sain@yahoo.co.in   basant_sain

Mon May 12, 2008 7:58 am (PDT)

Never Kiss a Female Police,
She will say "Stop, Hands Up"
Never Kiss a Female Nurse,
She will say "Next Please"
Always Kiss a Female Teacher,
She will say "Repeat it 10 times & Do it properly"

Name : Basant Sain
ID : basant_sain@yahoo.co.in

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8.

SO SAID JAMES THURBER ..................

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Mon May 12, 2008 7:59 am (PDT)



GLASSNOST

9.

FUNNY JOKES 4 U to Jingle.

Posted by: "Taraknath roy" roy.taraknath@gmail.com   roy_taraknath

Mon May 12, 2008 8:00 am (PDT)

World's
Smallest
resignation
letter?

Respected sir,
I luv ur wife. ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
********* ********* *** Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa...
Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.
Husband: Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon!!
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
********* *** 1980 girls: Maan mei Jeans pehanungi
Maan : Nahin beti log kya kahengey?
2006 girls: Maan mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maan: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le! ************ ********* *********
******** Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon
rupaye fase huye hain ************ ********* ********* ********* **
Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r
others running? ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *
Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was
not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary
Expected".
After much thought he wrote: Yes! ************ ********* *********
********* ********* * Sardar told his servant: Go and water the
plants. Servant
its already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an
umbrella and go. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem
Can there be greater than this one? ************ ********* *********
********* ******** Three patients in a mental institution prepare for
an examination given by the head psychiatrist.

If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital.
However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.

The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board
overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.

The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.

Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.

The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.

"Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?"
asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"

************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ****** Mayawati
came to Lalu's House with a Goat.....
Lalu : Bhaiswa ko kyun Layi ho....??
Maya : Dikhta nahi, Goatwa hai..??
Lalu : Hum Goatwa se hi Puch raha Hun..!! ************ *********
********* ********* ********* **** Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On, L-Lets, L-Love,
E-Each,G-Girl, E-Equally. .....Thats why boys go to college regularly...
. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ****
A SARDAR IS SING A PATRIOTIC SONG-""EY MERE VATAN KE LOGON
JARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI,
JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKEE,
TUSSI GHAR LE AAO "JANANI" " ************ ********* ********* *********
********* ********* ******* Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of
WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever ************ ********* ********* *********
********* ********* ****** Ek sawal...14FEB VALENTINES DAY ko log AISA
KYA KARTE HAI KI THEEK 9 MAHINAY BAAD 14 NOV KO "CHILDREN DAY" MANANA
PADTA HAI. ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
********* ***** TARAK
10.

SO SAID VOLTAIRE ............

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Mon May 12, 2008 8:01 am (PDT)



GLASSNOST

11.

THIS FOR OUR FUTURE

Posted by: "FaY" ekfaysal@yahoo.com   ekfaysal

Mon May 12, 2008 8:05 am (PDT)


we worry about what a child will become tomorrow,
yet we forget that he is someone today.

children are one third of our population and all of our future.

you are worried about seeing him spend his early years in doing nothing.
what!Is it nothing to be happy?
Nothing to skip,play,and run around all day long?
Never in his life,will he be so busy again?

Childrens are unpredictable.
you never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next.

People who say they sleep like babies usually don't have them.

Never fear spoiling children by making them too happy.
Happiness is the atmosphere in which all good affections grow.

we cannot fashion our children after our desires,we must have them and love them as God has given them to us.....

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Mon May 12, 2008 8:07 am (PDT)





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FUNNY VEHICALS

Posted by: "ganeshkumble" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Mon May 12, 2008 11:24 am (PDT)

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FANTASY AT ITS BEST!

Posted by: "ganeshkumble" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Mon May 12, 2008 11:25 am (PDT)

FANTASY AT ITS BEST!

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FUN IN IRAQ

Posted by: "ganeshkumble" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Mon May 12, 2008 11:26 am (PDT)

FUN IN IRAQ

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16.

Powerful Earthquake Hits China

Posted by: "ganeshkumble" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Mon May 12, 2008 9:47 pm (PDT)

Powerful Earthquake Hits China

A 7.9 magnitude earthquake hit China's Sichuan Province on Monday afternoon, reportedly killing more than 8,500
people. The death toll steadily increased throughout the evening, raising concerns that the number could go far higher.
Tremors shook buildings for hundreds of miles and were felt as far away as Vietnam and Thailand, according to interviews
and reports in China's state media. Left, a collapsed school in Dujiangyan.

State media reports said "rows of houses" had collapsed near the quake's epicenter, and some reports say as many as 5,000 people may have been killed in single county. People looked upwards after evacuating tall buildings in Nanjing.

People gathered in a parking lot in Chongqing after the earthquake. China is prone to seismic activity and has suffered horrific earthquakes in the recent past. In 1976, a 7.8 magnitude earthquake hit the city of Tangshan, located roughly
70 miles from Beijing. More than 240,000 people were killed and nearly every building was leveled in that quake.

A rescuer searched the rubble of a collapsed building in Dujiangyan. Damage is believed to be especially severe in
Dujiangyan, a county of 600,000 people located near the epicenter.

Rescuers searched for students at a collapsed school in Juyuan Township of Dujiangyan.

Students evacuated a classmate who had fainted to a playground in Qionglai.

A street in Chongqing. Earlier in the day, the first reports of fatalities came from Chongqing, where two primary schools
were damaged. Four pupils died and more than 100 others were injured, state media reported.

Medical staff and family members evacuated patients from a hospital in Chongqing.

Patients and their family members outside the evacuated hospital.

Powerful Earthquake Hits China

Powerful Earthquake Hits China

A 7.9 magnitude earthquake hit China's Sichuan Province on Monday afternoon, reportedly killing more than 8,500
people. The death toll steadily increased throughout the evening, raising concerns that the number could go far higher.
Tremors shook buildings for hundreds of miles and were felt as far away as Vietnam and Thailand, according to interviews and reports in China's state media. Left, a collapsed school in Dujiangyan.

State media reports said "rows of houses" had collapsed near the quake's epicenter, and some reports say as many as 5,000 people may have been killed in single county. People looked upwards after evacuating tall buildings in Nanjing.

People gathered in a parking lot in Chongqing after the earthquake. China is prone to seismic activity and has suffered horrific earthquakes in the recent past. In 1976, a 7.8 magnitude earthquake hit the city of Tangshan, located roughly
70 miles from Beijing. More than 240,000 people were killed and nearly every building was leveled in that quake.

A rescuer searched the rubble of a collapsed building in Dujiangyan. Damage is believed to be especially severe in
Dujiangyan, a county of 600,000 people located near the epicenter.

Rescuers searched for students at a collapsed school in Juyuan Township of Dujiangyan.

Students evacuated a classmate who had fainted to a playground in Qionglai.

A street in Chongqing. Earlier in the day, the first reports of fatalities came from Chongqing, where two primary schools
were damaged. Four pupils died and more than 100 others were injured, state media reported.

Medical staff and family members evacuated patients from a hospital in Chongqing.

Patients and their family members outside the evacuated hospital.

Powerful Earthquake Hits China
17.

FW: FOUR THINGS ABOUT ME!!!

Posted by: "Jennifer Beyer" charmed_one69@hotmail.com   whitewolf6887

Mon May 12, 2008 10:02 pm (PDT)


4 THINGS ABOUT ME - QuickA) Four PLACES I visit daily 1. Pogo 2. Yahoo 3. the bathroom 4.My cats den B) Four People who e-mail me: (regularly) 1. Laresa 2. Hope
3. Juls
4. Lisa

C) Four of my favorite foods 1. Cheese burgers with onions mixed in them 2. Beef n noondles
3. eggs 4. Chicken

D) Four places I would rather be right now
1. With Tony
2. spending time with my family n friends
3. bed sleeping 4. spending time with my cats

E) Four people I think will respond 1. Tony
2. Hope
3. Juls
4. Lisa

G) Four places I have lived 1. Van Wert
2. Rushmore 3. Van Wert 4. Paulding

H) Four TV Shows I Watch 1. Kids Nation
2. Survivor
3. Farmer needs a wife
4. Without a Trace What you are supposed to do...and please don't spoil the fun. Hit 'forward,' delete my answers, type in your answers and send it to a bunch of people - including me.
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