Sunday, May 25, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1896

Messages In This Digest (7 Messages)

1.
Tu Jo Paida Howa Kitna Majbor Tha From: Vinay Malhotra
2.
dil tou From: Vinay Malhotra
3.
(no subject) From: yogesh abhange
4.
AIK  SHER  BY  BHATTI ON MOTHER'S DAY From: shakeelbhatti786
5.
Say Thanks From: zulfikar
6.
New Uses For Old Cell Phones From: FaY
7.
()()() Darling...Go Ahead....!!!! ()()() From: FaY

Messages

1.

Tu Jo Paida Howa Kitna Majbor Tha

Posted by: "Vinay Malhotra" vinay79malhotra@yahoo.com   vinay79malhotra

Sat May 24, 2008 11:18 am (PDT)


Tu Jo Paida Howa Kitna Majbor Tha
Ye Jaha Teri Socho Se Bhi Door Tha
Hath Paao Bhi Tab Teray Apnay Na Thay
Teri Ankho Me Dunia K Sapnay Na Thay

Tujh Ko Atta Tha Jo Srif Rona Hi Tha
Dodh Pi Kar Tera Kaam Srif Sona Hi Tha
Tujh Ko Chalna Sikhaya Tha Maa Ne Teri
Tujh Ko Dil Mai Basaya Tha Maa Ne Teri

Maa K Saye Mai Tu Parwan Charnay Laga
Waqat K Sath Qaad Tera Bharnay Laga
Deheray Dheeray Tu Kariyal Jawan Ho Gaya
Tujh Pe Sara Jaha Phir Meharban Hogaya

Zor_E_Bazo Pe Tu Bat Karnay Laga
Khud Samjhnay Laga Khud Sawarnay Laga
Ik Din Aik Haseena Tuje Baha Gai
Ban K Duhlan Phir Wo Tere Ghar Agai

Apnay Faraz Se Tu Door Honay Laga
Beach Nafrat Ka Kuhd Tu Bonay Laga
Phir Maa Ko Apni Tu Bhulanay Laga
Teir Bato Ka Phir Tu Chalanay Laga

Bat Bat Pe Us Se Tu Larnay Laga
Qaida Ik Naya Tu Pahrnay Laga
Yad Kar Tujh Se Maa Nay Kaha Ik Din
Ab Mera Guzara Nahi Hay Tere Bin

Sun Kar Ye Bat Tu Taish Mai Agaya
Tera Gusa Teri Aqal Ko Kah Gaya
Josh Mai Aa Kar Tu Ne Maa Se Kaha
Mai Kahmosh Tha Dekhta Raha

Ajj Kheta Ho Pecha Mera Chor Do
Jo Hai Rishta Mera Tum Se Wo Tor Do
Jao Kahi Ja Kar Kam Dhanda Karo
Log Martay Hain Tum Bhi Kahi Ja Maro

Beth Kar Ahha Bharti Thi Wo Rat Bhar
Na Howa Uski Ahha Ka Tujh Per Asar
Zindagi Har Dum Usay Phir Satati Rahi
Khon K Anso Usay Phir Pilati Rahi

Ik Din Moot Ko Bhi Taras Agya
Us Ka Rona Taqdeer Ko Baha Gaya
Asahk Ankho Mai Lai Kar Rawana Hoi
Ik Hichki Ajal Ka Bahana Hoi

Mudatain Hogai Ajj Bhora Hai Tu
Jo Para Toti Khutiya Pe Kora Hai Tu
Tere Bachay Bhi Ab Tujh Se Dartay Nai
Nafratain Hain Mohbbat Wo Kartay Nai

Dard Mai Tu Pukaray K O Meri Maa
Tere Dum Say Roshan Tha Ye Mera Jaha
Waqat Chalta Rahta Hai Rukta Nai
Tot Jata Hai Wo Jo Juhkta Nahi

Ban K Tu Ibrat Ka Nisha Rah Gaya
Dhund Per Bana Tera Makan Rah Gaya
Kat Le Tu Wohi Tune Boya Tha Jo
Tujh Ko Kasay Milay Tune Khoya Tha Jo



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2.

dil tou

Posted by: "Vinay Malhotra" vinay79malhotra@yahoo.com   vinay79malhotra

Sat May 24, 2008 11:23 am (PDT)

3.

(no subject)

Posted by: "yogesh abhange" ray_yogesh@yahoo.co.in   ray_yogesh

Sat May 24, 2008 11:23 am (PDT)

mujhe hindi joke send karo

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4.

AIK  SHER  BY  BHATTI ON MOTHER'S DAY

Posted by: "shakeelbhatti786" shakeelbhatti786@yahoo.com   shakeelbhatti786

Sun May 25, 2008 7:10 am (PDT)



JANAT KE EHSAAS KO PARKHE AIK ZAMANA BEET GYA

MAAN KI GODE MEIN SAR KO RAKHE AIK ZAMANA BEET GYA

5.

Say Thanks

Posted by: "zulfikar" sk_zulfi@yahoo.co.in   sk_zulfi

Sun May 25, 2008 7:15 am (PDT)



Kyun kisi ki khamoshi mujhe khamosh kar jaati hai,

kyun uski udaasi muje udaas kar jaati hai,

kya rishta hai uska mera

jo mujhe uski yaad har pal aa jaati hai.

__________________________________________________

Jis ki qurbat mein karar bohat hai,

Usss ka milna dushwar bohat hai,

Jo meray haathon ki lakiron mein nahin,

Usss shaks se humain piyar bohat hai.

___________________________________________________

Jab koi khayal dilse takarata hai,

dil na chahkar bhi khamosh reh jata hai,

koi sab kuch kehkar pyar jatata hai,

toh koi kuch na kehkar bhi pyar nibhata hai.

__________________________________________________________

GULAAB KO BHI KANWAL BANA DETE,

UN KI EK NAZAR PE GHAZAL BANA DETE,

KAMBAKHAT MARTA NAHI HAI HUM PAR KOI WARNA,

KARACHI MEIN BHI TAAJ MAHAL BANA DETAY.

__________________________________________________________

Thanks&Regards

Zulfikar Shaikh

6.

New Uses For Old Cell Phones

Posted by: "FaY" ekfaysal@yahoo.com   ekfaysal

Sun May 25, 2008 7:43 am (PDT)



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7.

()()() Darling...Go Ahead....!!!! ()()()

Posted by: "FaY" ekfaysal@yahoo.com   ekfaysal

Sun May 25, 2008 7:46 am (PDT)

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free
speaker-function and begins to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello."

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I am at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's
only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006
models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "£45,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .....the house I wanted last year is
back on the market. They're asking £450,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of £400,000. They will
probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really a
pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
astonishment, mouths agape.....

Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know's who this phone belongs to?"

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