Saturday, May 24, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1894

Messages In This Digest (25 Messages)

1.
*GRAPHICS*_* By LiMKiS From: TUNA
2.
Tamanna in sify !! From: ganeshkumble11
3.
Nice pics From: ganeshkumble11
4.
Some funny goers.... From: ganeshkumble11
5.
STORY OF THE KNIGHT RIDERS From: glassnost
6.
A good story... From: Anil Kumar
7.
Share Market Sayari....... From: zulfikar
8a.
dilse From: vinay tm
9.
5TH PASS ...... 4TH FAIL : INTERESTING From: glassnost
10.
OSAMA OR LALU : WHO IS BETTER ??? From: glassnost
11.
Funny goers..... From: Rajkrishna Verma
12.
Career Song -The 8 Stages From: juveriya14 -chill
13.
Gorilla with baby From: Vinita G
14a.
Magic - Pull apart girl ( Amazing ) From: Vinita G
15.
Beauty Evolution ( Cool ) From: Vinita G
16.
Fwd: Fw: jo dar gaya so mar gaya From: pran mitra
17.
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18.
FUNNY Toons!! From: Pratap H. Solunke
19.
A nice story about the importance of a woman... From: Pratap H. Solunke
20.
Management Lesson ! From: Pratap H. Solunke
21.
Geneva Concept Mini Cooper From: *\/**Shan**\/*
22.
Model Preety Bhutani From: ~ Guchi ~
23a.
For Friends From: Rajkrishna Verma
24a.
*ART*_* By Satish Verma From: pravin kote
25.
Some Art From: Jex

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1.

*GRAPHICS*_* By LiMKiS

Posted by: "TUNA" tunaysem@gmail.com   tunaysem

Fri May 23, 2008 11:34 am (PDT)



2.

Tamanna in sify !!

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Fri May 23, 2008 7:19 pm (PDT)

Tamanna in sify !!

Tamanna in sify !!
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3.

Nice pics

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Fri May 23, 2008 7:19 pm (PDT)

Nice pics

Nice pics
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Some funny goers....

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Fri May 23, 2008 7:19 pm (PDT)

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher: A fool who torments hims
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STORY OF THE KNIGHT RIDERS

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Fri May 23, 2008 7:34 pm (PDT)


GLASSNOST

6.

A good story...

Posted by: "Anil Kumar" anilkumar_engr5@yahoo.co.in   anilkumar_engr5

Fri May 23, 2008 7:55 pm (PDT)





A story tells that two friends



were walking



through the desert



During some point of the



Journey they had an



Argument, and one friend



Slapped the other one



In the face.



The one who got slapped



was hurt, but without



saying anything,



wrote in the sand:



TODAY MY BEST FRIEND



SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE.



They kept on walking



until they found an oasis,



where they decided



to take a bath.



The one who had been



slapped got stuck in the



mire and started drowning,



but the friend saved him.



After he recovered from



the near drowning,



he wrote on a stone:



TODAY MY BEST FRIEND



SAVED MY LIFE.



The friend who had slapped



and saved his best friend



asked him, "After I hurt you,



you wrote in the sand and now,



you write on a stone, why?"



The other friend replied



"When someone hurts us



we should write it down



in sand where winds of



forgiveness can erase it away.



But, when someone does



something good for us,



we must engrave it in stone



where no wind



can ever erase it."



LEARN TO WRITE



YOUR HURTS IN



THE SAND AND TO



CARVE YOUR



BENEFITS IN STONE!!!



They say it takes a



minute to find a special



person, an hour to



appreciate them, a day



to love them, but then



an entire life



to forget them.



Send this phrase to



the people you'll never



forget. If you don't



send it to anyone,



it means you're in a



hurry and that you've



forgotten your friends.



Take the time to live!





Do not value the THINGS



you have in your life. But value



WHO you have in your life!



Life's short. If you don't look around once in a while ,you might miss it.




Have a Nice Day ...


� ForwardSourceID:NT000098A2 � �


� I'm sad.
Sad like butterflies pinned to cardboard boxes.
Sad like books with torn pages, ocean shores empty of bathers.
I am sad like unfinished stories ...


With Best Regards,
AniL

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7.

Share Market Sayari.......

Posted by: "zulfikar" sk_zulfi@yahoo.co.in   sk_zulfi

Fri May 23, 2008 7:56 pm (PDT)



Khuda Aaj Ye Faisla Karde,..

market mein teji yaa Mandi Karde.

Bahut debit Sahe Hai Maine.

Koi Credit Ab Toh Muqadar Karde.

Bahot Muskil Lagta Hai teji se Duur Rehna,

Mandi Ke Safar Ko Kum Karde.

Jitna niche Chala Gaya senxex ,

Use Utna uppar Karde.

Nahi Likha Agar Nasib Me Credit,

To Khatam Kar Ye Zindagi aur

MARKET FANAA Kar de

Thanks&Regards

Zulfikar Shaikh

8a.

dilse

Posted by: "vinay tm" vinay_tm@yahoo.co.in   vinay_tm

Fri May 23, 2008 7:57 pm (PDT)

Anjane me dil gawa baithe,
is pyar me kaise dhoka kha baithe,
unse kya gila kare bhul hamari thi,
jo bina dil walo se dil laga baithe

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9.

5TH PASS ...... 4TH FAIL : INTERESTING

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Fri May 23, 2008 8:13 pm (PDT)



GLASSNOST

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10.

OSAMA OR LALU : WHO IS BETTER ???

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Fri May 23, 2008 8:30 pm (PDT)


GLASSNOST

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GLASSNOST

11.

Funny goers.....

Posted by: "Rajkrishna Verma" rajkrishna_rajkrishna@yahoo.co.in   rajkrishna_rajkrishna

Sat May 24, 2008 1:50 am (PDT)

Thank Ajay ji Too good mail!!
Some funny goers....

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father: A banker provided by nature.


Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death.


Thanks & Regards
Rajkrishna Verma

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Career Song -The 8 Stages

Posted by: "juveriya14 -chill" juveriya5@yahoo.com   juveriya5

Sat May 24, 2008 1:51 am (PDT)

Career Song - The 8 stages
1. When in college : Hum honge kaamiyaab, Hum honge kaam iyaab ek din.....

2. When giving interview to Multi National Company: Tu hi re.. Too hi re ....tere binaaa main kaise jiyunn....

3. Waiting for interview result: Intehaa ho gai Intzaarki.. Aayinaaa kuch khabar mere yaarki ...
4. Just joined: Too cheez badi hai mast mast.....
5. After some time: Ye kahaan AA gaye hum??

6. After some more time: Naa koyi umang hai, naa koyi tarang hai, meri jindagi ek kati Pathang hai (booohoooo)

7. Floating the resume: kabootar ja ja ja... Kabootar ja ja ja... Pehele pyar ki peheli chitthi...

8. Finally when you don't get a better offer any longer:

Jeena Yehaan, marna Yehaan iske siwa jaana Kahaan...!!!

Juveriya..

13.

Gorilla with baby

Posted by: "Vinita G" broken.drop@gmail.com   broken.drop

Sat May 24, 2008 1:51 am (PDT)

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Magic - Pull apart girl ( Amazing )

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Sat May 24, 2008 1:52 am (PDT)

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Fwd: Fw: jo dar gaya so mar gaya

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Sat May 24, 2008 1:53 am (PDT)




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``` new pegOut  ```

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Sat May 24, 2008 1:53 am (PDT)



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18.

FUNNY Toons!!

Posted by: "Pratap H. Solunke" psolunke@yahoo.com   psolunke

Sat May 24, 2008 1:55 am (PDT)




19.

A nice story about the importance of a woman...

Posted by: "Pratap H. Solunke" psolunke@yahoo.com   psolunke

Sat May 24, 2008 1:55 am (PDT)

A nice story about the importance of a woman...


Why are you crying, a young boy asked his Mom?

"Because I'm a woman," she told him.
"I don't understand," he said.

His Mom just hugged him and said,
"And you never will, but that's O.K.".......

Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does Mom seem to cry for no reason?".
"All women cry for no reason," was all his Dad could say......

The little boy grew up and became a man,
still wondering why women cry.

Finally he put in a call to God and when God got back to him, he asked
"God, why do women cry so easily?"

GOD answered.... .. "When I made woman,
I decided she had to be special.
I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world,
yet, made her arms gentle enough to give comfort... !

I gave her the inner strength, to endure childbirth and the rejection
that many times will come even from her own children.

I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going and take care of her family and friends,
even when everyone else gives up, through sickness and fatigue without complaining. ...

I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances.
Even when her child has hurt her badly....

She has the very special power to make a child's boo-boo feel better and to quell a teenager's anxieties and fears....

I gave her strength to care for her husband,
despite faults and I fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart....

I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife,
but sometimes tests her̢۪s strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly. ...

For all of this hard work, I also gave her a tear to shed.
It is hers to use whenever needed and it is her only weakness....
When you see her cry, tell her how much you love her,
and all she does for everyone, and even though she may still cry,
you will have made her heart feel good.
She is special!
send this to all the women you know, and those with mothers, sisters, and special women in their lives.
But, also send this to men so they will understand about what a wonderful thing a woman is!

Thanx..
Regards,
Pratap H. Solunke

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Management Lesson !

Posted by: "Pratap H. Solunke" psolunke@yahoo.com   psolunke

Sat May 24, 2008 1:55 am (PDT)

Management Lesson



One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops - a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well.


At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet eight,built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He glared at the driver and said, "Big John doesn't pay!" and sat down at the back.


Did I mention that the driver was five feet three, thin, and basically meek? Well, he was. Naturally, he didn't argue with Big John, but he wasn't happy about it. The next day the same thing happened - Big John got on again, made a show of refusing to pay, and sat down. And the next day, and the next.


This grated on the bus driver, who started losing sleep over the way Big John was taking advantage of him. Finally he could stand it no longer. He signed up for body building courses, karate, judo, and all that good stuff.


By the end of the summer, he had become quite strong; what's more, he felt really good about himself. So on the next Monday, when Big John once again got on the bus and said, "Big John doesn't pay!"


The driver stood up, glared back at the passenger, and screamed, "And why not?"


With a surprised look on his face, Big John replied, "Big John has a bus pass."


Management Lesson: "Be sure there is a problem in the first place before working hard to solve one."




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Regards,
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21.

Geneva Concept Mini Cooper

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Sat May 24, 2008 1:56 am (PDT)

22.

Model Preety Bhutani

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Sat May 24, 2008 1:58 am (PDT)


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For Friends

Posted by: "Rajkrishna Verma" rajkrishna_rajkrishna@yahoo.co.in   rajkrishna_rajkrishna

Sat May 24, 2008 4:12 am (PDT)

Friends Survey

Hope I receive it back from you.
Read through the comments below about your friend and then make sure you read the instructions at the bottom. Have fun!

What time is it

4:29 p.m.
What's your full -name

Rajkrishna verma What are you most afraid of

Some what you can say average not very Goodand not very bad. What is the most recent movie that you have seen

Dragon War

Home Town

Lucknow
Favorite food

Panir , Poori sabji ,chole bhatoore What's your natural hair color

Black
Ever been a Neat Freak

No, Never




Love someone so much it made you cry

Yes but not as girlfriend Been in a car accident

no


Favorite Day of the Week

Wednesday,sunday
Favorite restaurant

i have no idea, i don't eat out , I like home made foods
Favorite Friends

some are really my favourite friends
Favorite sport to watch

Chess
Favorite drink

fruit juice and No alchohal Favorite ice cream

milky white Warner Brothers or Disney

Disney Ever been on a ship

No, but on boat!
What is the color of your car

don't have one but when i do definately blue or silver
How many times did you fail your driver's test

before this one, from whom did you get your last e-mail

Dont know!!
What do you do when you are bored ?

I never get bored but in liesure time I Read or sleep or see movie. Bedtime

Anytime i feel like
Who will respond to this e-mail the quickest

really, i know whom I will send 80% will reply because my friends always reply my mails.
Who will least likely respond

One who is busy and Happy in his/her life.
Who is the person that you are most curious to see their responses

One who is dear to me. favorite Comedy

Lal mircg Hari mirch
Last person you sat and ate with

with family
Park or Zoo

park
what are your favorite colors

red, blue ,Green How many tattoos do you have

none!!!!!!!!
Never i will make any one my body , I dont like any permanent mark on my body.

How many pets do you have

one Female dog!!
Do you play cards

Yes What do you want to do before you die?

To work for poor if I have money enough to do this. Have you ever been to Hawaii

no
Have you been to countries outside .

No How many people are you sending this e-mail

May be 20
T ime this survey ended

4.40:02


Now, here's what you're supposed to do... please do not spoil the fun. Hit forward, delete my answers and type in your answers.

Then send this to a whole bunch of people you know INCLUDING the person who sent it to you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known facts about those who know you. Remember to send it back to the person who sent it to you.

Thanks & Regards
Rajkrishna Verma

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*ART*_* By Satish Verma

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Sat May 24, 2008 4:26 am (PDT)



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Some Art

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Sat May 24, 2008 4:33 am (PDT)

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