Wednesday, July 1, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2302

Messages In This Digest (21 Messages)

1.
*CONCEPTUAL*_* By ~Yingz From: TUNA
2a.
*Handmade Contemporary Glass Art Marbles*_* From: TUNA
3.
*WATER PUPPETRY*_* From: TUNA
4.
*ONE WORLD ONE TRIBE*_* By Reza From: TUNA
5.
Stone Cushions From: ~ Guchi ~
6.
Garden Art From: ~ Guchi ~
7.
Letter from Illiterate From: ~ Guchi ~
8.
When Computer is Hot From: ~ Guchi ~
9.
Icebergs From: ~ Guchi ~
10a.
Mujhse aur nahi hoga ( HINDI JOKE SMS ) From: Natasha_ForU
11.
A DRUNK ON THE BUS ( JOKE ) From: Pyari Premila
12.
vacuum cleaner From: madhu bala
13.
Family Problems From: Tarun Dutta
14a.
Joke From: madhu bala
15.
Performance Pressure ....(Good One) From: madhu bala
16.
V R S From: chodenwalla
17.
Good One To Laught From: madhu bala
18.
Little JOHNNY From: madhu bala
19.
Good Joke From: madhu bala
20a.
JOKE From: madhu bala
21.
PUZZLE No.......8 From: RajEsh

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1.

*CONCEPTUAL*_* By ~Yingz

Posted by: "TUNA" tunaysem@gmail.com   tunaysem

Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:41 am (PDT)





2a.

*Handmade Contemporary Glass Art Marbles*_*

Posted by: "TUNA" tunaysem@gmail.com   tunaysem

Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:03 am (PDT)





**Handmade Contemporary Glass Art Marbles**

3.

*WATER PUPPETRY*_*

Posted by: "TUNA" tunaysem@gmail.com   tunaysem

Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:11 am (PDT)

4.

*ONE WORLD ONE TRIBE*_* By Reza

Posted by: "TUNA" tunaysem@gmail.com   tunaysem

Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:19 am (PDT)





5.

Stone Cushions

Posted by: "~ Guchi ~" guchijain19@yahoo.co.in   guchijain19

Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:32 am (PDT)





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Garden Art

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Letter from Illiterate

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When Computer is Hot

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10a.

Mujhse aur nahi hoga ( HINDI JOKE SMS )

Posted by: "Natasha_ForU" sweetawni@gmail.com   sweet.awni

Tue Jun 30, 2009 9:28 pm (PDT)



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Mujhse aur nahi hoga ( HINDI JOKE SMS )
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[Photobucket] <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> Bas!!
Mujhse aur nahi hoga...
Main hi karun to ap kab karoge??
Maine apko kiya na!!!
Chalo ab ap karo...
Karo na...
I´m excited....
Karo na...
SMS


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Gabbar: Ye haath mujhe de de thakur, ye haath mujhe de de!!!
Thakur: Le le kutte, magar do haath to pehle hi tere paas hai ab
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<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> 1 ladke ki shadi nahi
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Wo mannat mangne gaya.
Wahan uski Maa khai me ghir gayi,
Wo bola - "Ya Khuda teri Khudai Apni to mili nahi Bapu ki bhi
gawayi".


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Ooooff kya aakhein hain, (wah !! Wah !!)
Oooff kya aakhein hain, kya zulfein hain..
(Zara Gaur Farmayiyega...)
Ooooff! Kya aakhein hain, kya zulfein hain..
Masha-allah kya soorat paayi hai.
Aisa lagta hai....
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11.

A DRUNK ON THE BUS ( JOKE )

Posted by: "Pyari Premila" innocent.peacock@gmail.com   black.peacock

Tue Jun 30, 2009 9:39 pm (PDT)



12.

vacuum cleaner

Posted by: "madhu bala" mbala_nikki@yahoo.co.in   mbala_nikki

Tue Jun 30, 2009 9:47 pm (PDT)



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Vacuum Cleaner
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<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> A
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house of the street.
A tall lady answered the door.
Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the
living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the
cow droppings onto the carpet.
"Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new
powerful vacuum cleaner, I will eat all this s...!" exclaimed the
eager salesman.

Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that" asked the lady.

The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, Madam?"

"We just moved in, & there's no electricity in the house!"

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13.

Family Problems

Posted by: "Tarun Dutta" tarun4kdutta@yahoo.com   tarun4kdutta

Tue Jun 30, 2009 9:59 pm (PDT)



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Family Problems
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Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar
drinking shot after shot
The Indian man said to the American, "You know my parents are
forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a
village whom I haven't even met once." We call this arranged
marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love... I
told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family
problems."
The American said, Talking about love marriages... I'll tell you
my story.
I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years.
"After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my
step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became
my father's father-in-law.
Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.
More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's
brother and so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my
father had a son. Now my father's son i.e. my brother is my
grandson.
Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own
grandson.
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14a.

Joke

Posted by: "madhu bala" mbala_nikki@yahoo.co.in   mbala_nikki

Tue Jun 30, 2009 10:10 pm (PDT)



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Joke
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Doctor to sardar patient : Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai.
Sardar : Doctor saheb Pehle se zyada kharab ho gayi hai.
Doctor : dawai khali thi kya?
Sardar : Nai doctor saheb. dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.
Doctor : Are Sardar ji mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li
thi kya.
Sardar : Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur maine le li thi.
Doctor: Abe, dawai pili thi kya?
Sardar : Oho, nai doctor saheb dawai to lal thi.
Doctor : Abe GADHE, Dawai ko piliya tha kya?
Sardar : Nai. Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha.
Doctor( in frustration) : Abe teri to, Dawai ko muh lagakar Pet
me dala tha k
nai?
Sardar : Nai doctor saheb.
Doctor : Kyon?
Sardar : Kyonki dhakkan band tha.
Doctor : Teri sale, to Khola kyon nai.
Sardar : Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band
rakhna.
Doctor : Tera ilaj main nai kar sakta.
Sardar : Accha Doctor saheb ye to bata do ki main thik kaise
hounga
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15.

Performance Pressure ....(Good One)

Posted by: "madhu bala" mbala_nikki@yahoo.co.in   mbala_nikki

Tue Jun 30, 2009 10:39 pm (PDT)



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16.

V R S

Posted by: "chodenwalla" chodenwalla@yahoo.com   chodenwalla

Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:32 pm (PDT)



Sita to Gita
TU YO HAR SAAL PREGNANT HOTI THI.....LEKIN 2 SAAL SE HUI NAHI?
GITA: KYA KARU ,
JAB SE UNHONE V R S LE LIYA HAI ,
GHAR PAR HI REHTE HAI.......................

17.

Good One To Laught

Posted by: "madhu bala" mbala_nikki@yahoo.co.in   mbala_nikki

Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:42 pm (PDT)



madhutext
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Good One to Laught <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

[Photobucket] <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> A
FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells
her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> [Photobucket]
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> One GOOD way to
REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD,
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> [Photobucket]
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> Three FASTEST means
of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> [Photobucket]
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> Love your friends not
their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> [Photobucket]
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> A man got 2 wishes
from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> [Photobucket]
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> What is a BEST and
WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among
all your Friends.

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> [Photobucket]
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> Let us be generous
like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should
KILL him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we
will just throw him away from our path.
Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are
FOUR.

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> [Photobucket]
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> If you do NOT have a
Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your
life.

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> [Photobucket]
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> Question : When do
you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> [Photobucket]
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> When your LIFE is in
DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the
ELECTRICITY BILL..

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> [Photobucket]
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same
Mistake.

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> [Photobucket]
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> "A Ship is always
safe at the shore - but that is NOT what it is built for" -
Albert Einstein
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Life ends; when you stop Dreaming,
Hope ends; when you stop Believing,
Love ends; when you stop Caring,
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18.

Little JOHNNY

Posted by: "madhu bala" mbala_nikki@yahoo.co.in   mbala_nikki

Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:42 pm (PDT)



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<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> Little Johnny
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
Little JOHNNY at his best
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-


TEACHER: Why are you late?
L-JOHNY: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
L-JOHNY: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-

TEACHER: Johnny, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
L-JOHNY: You told me to do it without using tables!
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-

TEACHER: Johnny, how do you spell "crocodile"?
L-JOHNY: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
L-JOHNY: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
L-JOHNY: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
L-JOHNY: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-

TEACHER: George, go t o the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, Johnny, who discovered America?
L-JOHNY: George!
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-

TEACHER: Johnny, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't
have ten years ago.
L-JOHNY: Me!
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-

TEACHER: Johnny, why do you always get so dirty?
L-JOHNY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-

L-JOHNY: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me To write?
L-JOHNY: Your name on this report card.
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-

TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
L-JOHNY! : Don't bite any.
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-

TEACHER: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".
L-JOHNY: I is...
TEACHER: No, Johnny. Always say, "I am."
L-JOHNY: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-

Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
L-Johnny : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day
same time."
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-

Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's
Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his
father
didn't punish him?"
L-Johnny : "Because George still had the axe in his hand."
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-

L-Johnny : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
L-Johnny : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-

Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is
green and one is blue with red spots!
L-Johnny: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the
same at
home.
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-

Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and
stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
L-Johnny: Brotherly love.
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-

Teacher: Now, Johnny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before
eating?
L-Johnny : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*

Teacher: Johnny, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the
same as your brother's. Did U copy his?
L-Johnny: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-

Teacher: What do you call a person who ! keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
L-Johnny : A teacher
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-
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19.

Good Joke

Posted by: "madhu bala" mbala_nikki@yahoo.co.in   mbala_nikki

Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:43 pm (PDT)



madhutext
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<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

JOKE
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
Letter from husband (saudi Arabia) to wife.
Dear sweetheart, I can't send my salary this month, so I
am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart
Regards, Your husband. His wife replied back after some days
to her husband. Dearest sweetheart, Thanks for your 100
kisses, I am sending the expense details. [Photobucket]
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> The Milk man agreed
on 2 kisses for one month's milk. [Photobucket]
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> The electricity man
only agrees after 7 kisses. [Photobucket]
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> Your house owner is
coming everyday and taking two or three kisses instead of the
rent. [Photobucket]
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> Supermarket owner
did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other
items....... ......... ....... [Photobucket]
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> Other expenses 40
kisses. Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance
of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this
balance. Shall I plan same way for next months, please
Advice!!! Your [Photobucket]
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> Sweetheart
[Photobucket] <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> Believe in Love ,
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Life ends; when you stop Dreaming,
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Love ends; when you stop Caring,
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20a.

JOKE

Posted by: "madhu bala" mbala_nikki@yahoo.co.in   mbala_nikki

Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:46 pm (PDT)



madhutext
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<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

Joke <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

[Photobucket] Ek Sardar ki maut bijli girne se ho gayi..
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> par uski laash
muskurate huyi mili...
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> bhagwan ne poocha
aisa kyun, sardar ne kaha- mujhe laga
koi PHOTO KHEECH raha hai"


<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> [Photobucket] ap ki
jheel si ankhon mein doob jane ko dil karta hai
ap ki jheel si ankhon mein doob jane ko dil karta hai
Per kia karin beech mein ap ka cashma ajata hai.

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> [Photobucket] Dil
na lagana kisi se,
dard hi paoge,
biti baato ko yaad karke,
rote hi najar aaoge,
karni hai to sirf DOSTI karo,
HAmesha ummid se Dugna paoge

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> [Photobucket]
oooofff ! kya aakhein hain,..
ooooff kya aakhein hain, (wah !! wah !!)
oooff kya aakhein hain, kya zulfein hain..
(Zara Gaur Farmayiyega. ..)
ooooff! kya aakhein hain, kya zulfein hain..
Masha-allah kya soorat paayi hai.
aisa lagta hai....
Aisa lagta hai jaise.......
PEEPAL KE PED SE BHOOTNI UTER AAYI HAI..
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<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> Believe in Love ,
Life and Yourself. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
Life ends; when you stop Dreaming,
Hope ends; when you stop Believing,
Love ends; when you stop Caring,
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21.

PUZZLE No.......8

Posted by: "RajEsh" verygood101@yahoo.com   verygood101

Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:50 pm (PDT)




 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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