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3.: Fw: * One more chance

Posted by: "pran mitra" liberalpran@yahoo.co.in liberalpran

Sun Jul 19, 2009 6:07 am (PDT)

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It's another morning..

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.... Again I have to go to office

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Ohh, this is me. I shouted having a glance on my snap in today's news paper..

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But what the HELL it is doing in the death column??

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Strange!

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One sec... Let me think, last night when I was going to bed I had a severe pain in my chest, but I don't remember anything after that, I think I had a sound sleep.

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Its morning now, ohh... It's already 10:00 AM, where is my coffee?

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I will be late for office and my boss will get a chance to irritate me.

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Where is everyone.??? I screamed.

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"I think there is a crowed outside my room, let me check." I said to myself..

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So many people... Not all of them crying.

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But why some of them crying.

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WHAT IS THIS??? I m laying there on the floor.

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"I AM HERE" . I shouted!!! No one listen.

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"LOOK I AM NOT DEAD" . I screamed once again!!! No one is interested in me.

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They all were looking me on the bed.

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I went back to my bed room.

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"Am I dead??" I asked myself.

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Where is my wife, my children, my mom-DAD, my friends?

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I found them in the next room, all of them were crying. still trying to console each other.

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My wife was crying. she was really looking sad.

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My little kid was not sure what happened, but he was crying just coz his mom was sad.

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How can I go without saying my kid that I really love him, I really do care of him.. ??

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How can I go without saying my wife that she is really most beautiful and most caring wife in this world..??

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How can I go without saying my parents that I m just because of u ??

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How can I go without telling my friends that without them perhaps I have done most of the wrong things in my life. Thanks for being there always when I need them. and sorry for not being there when they really need me..

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I can see a person standing in the corner and trying to hide his tears.

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Ohh. he was once my best friend, but a small misunderstanding made us part, and we both have strong enough ego to keep us disconnect.

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I went there.. And offered him my hand, "Dear friend. I just want to say sorry for everything, we r still best friend, please forgive me."

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No response from other side, what the hell?? He is still preserving his ego, I am saying sorry. even then!!!

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I really don't care for such people.

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But one sec.. it seems he is not able to see me!!!! He did not see my extended hand.

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My goodness. AM I REALLY DEAD???

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I just sat down near ME; I was also feeling like crying.

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"OHH ALMIGHTY!!!! PLEASE JUST GIVE ME FEW MORE DAYS."

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I just wasn't to make my wife, my parents; my friends realize that how much I love them.

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My wife entered in the room, she looks beautiful.

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"YOUR BEAUTIFUL" I shouted.

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She didn't hear my words, in fact she never heard these words coz I never said this to her.

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"GOD!!!!" I screamed. a little more time plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..

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I cried.

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One more chance please. to hug my child, to make my mom smile just once, to feel my dad proud on me at least for a moment, to say sorry to my friends for everything I have not given to them, and thanks for still being in my life..

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Then I looked up and cried!!!!

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I shouted..

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"GOD!!!! ONE MORE CHANCE PLEASE!!!!"

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"You shouted in your sleep," said my wife as she gently woke me up. "Did you have a nightmare?"

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I was sleeping..

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Ohh that was just a dream..

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My wife was there. she can hear me.

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This is the happiest moment of my life.

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I hugged her and whispered.. "U R THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND CARING WIFE IN THIS UNIVERSE.. I REALLY LOVE U DEAR"

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I can't understand the reason of the smile on her face with some tears in her eyes, still I m happy.. :)

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"THANK YOU GOD FOR THIS SECOND? CHANCE."

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So, Now it's not late.. Forget your egos, past....., and express your love to others.... Be friendly..... keep smiling and be happy for ever.

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"Don't hold to anger, hurt or pain. They steal your energy and keep you away from love��⒠��.

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4.: Tote ki khasiiyat !!!

Posted by: "kalpesh palan" kalpesh_palan@yahoo.co.in kalpesh_palan

Sun Jul 19, 2009 6:15 am (PDT)

Ek din ek lady shop se parrot kharidne gyi....

Usne dukandar se kaha vasim bhai ek tota chahaiye....

Dukandar ne use ek tota dikaya...

Lady ne pucha is tote ki khas bat kya hai vasim bhi...

Dukan dar bola ye tota bolta hai

Lady ne kaha acha..

Usne tote se pucha main tumhe kaisi lagti huin

"Bahen ki laudi randi lagti hai" tote ne kaha.

Lady ne kaha vasim bhi ye to bhut badtamij tota hai gali deta hai.

Vasim bhi use ander le gya aur pani me dubaya aur pucha...

Gali dega...

Tota. Hain dunga

Vasim ..phir dubaya aur pucha .gali dega"

Tota... hain dunga....

Vasim ne phir pani me dubaya aur kaha .gali dega..

Is bar tota man gya aur kaha nhi dunga bhi nhi dunga,,,,,

Vo use bahar le gya aur lady se kaha ye ab gali nhi dega..

Tab lady ne usse pucha ...

Agr mere ghar pr mere sath ek aadmi aye to tum kya sochoge.

Tote ne kaha..ki tumhara pati hoga..

Lady..agr do aadmi aye to kya.

Tota.tumhara pati aur devar,

Lady.agr tin aadmi ..

Tota.tumhara pati ,devar,aur bhayiya.

Lady ...agr char aadmi aye to...

Tota.....

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vasim bhai pani lao...

Maine to pehle hi kaha tha ki

"behen ki laudi randi hai".��

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5.: wo bewafa kaise hua

Posted by: "chayan jain" chayanjain8@yahoo.in chayanjain8

Sun Jul 19, 2009 6:20 am (PDT)

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Khatam��apni chahton ka silsila kaise hua
Tu to mujh mein jazab tha mujh se juda kaise hua
��Wo jo sirf tere aur mere darmiyan ek baat thi
Aao sochein shehar us se aashna kaise hua
��Chubh gayin seeney mein tooti khawahishon ki kirchiyan
Kya likhun dil tootney ka haadsa kasie hua
��Jo rang-e-jaan tha kabhi milta hai ab rukh phair kar
Sochta hoon iss qadar wo bewafa kaise hua
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6.: Health & Fitness

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Sun Jul 19, 2009 6:33 am (PDT)

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7.: What I Love About

Posted by: "Nilesh Shah" nilesh1958@yahoo.co.in nilesh1958

Sun Jul 19, 2009 6:38 am (PDT)

What I Love About
You

I love the way you look at me,

Your eyes so bright and black.

I love the way you kiss me,

Your lips so soft and smooth.

I love the way you make me so happy,

And the ways you show you care.

I love the way you say, "I Love You,"

And the way you're always there.

I love the way you touch me,

Always sending chills down my spine.

I love that you are with me,

And glad that you are mine.
FROMNILESH

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8a.: Inspirational Quotes

Posted by: "Nilesh Shah" nilesh1958@yahoo.co.in nilesh1958

Sun Jul 19, 2009 6:43 am (PDT)

INSPIRATIONAL�� QUOTES

1)�� Whatever we plant in our sub conscious mind and nourish
with repetition and emotion, will one day become a reality.
-�� Earl Nightingale

2)�� Communication must be made face to face whenever possible.
SMS, letter, e-mail can never convey emotions.
- Robert Covey

3)�� One who creates the opportunity is brilliant.
One who gets the opportunity is lucky.
One who capitalizes the opportunity is the winner.
- Dhirubhai Ambani

4)�� If you raise your children to feel that they can accomplish
any goal or task they decide upon, then you are a most successful parents, who have given the greatest of all blessings.
-Brian Tracy

5)�� To love without condition, to talk without intention, to give
without reason and to care without expectation, is the art of
true relation.
- Socrates

FROM
NILESH

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9.: ``` wOrld's richest rOyals ```

Posted by: "~* ~ Shashi Shetty ~*~" zzshashizz@yahoo.com zzshashizz

Sun Jul 19, 2009 8:01 am (PDT)

King Bhumibol Adulyadej, Thailand
Fortune: $30 billion (down $5 billion)
Age: 81
World's longest-reigning monarch is revered like a demigod on par with Buddha. U.S.-born, Swiss-educated ruler remains unifying force in an increasingly politically tumultuous state divided among the elite, middle and rural classes. The declining economy, which slipped into recession in the first quarter, may fuel further tensions. Monarch's wealth is held in trust for the state and includes public investments in companies such as Siam Cement and Siam Commercial Bank as well as vast land holdings, including some 3,500 acres in Bangkok managed by the Crown Property Bureau. Thai government officials stress these holdings are not the king's personal wealth, but held in trust for the state.

Sultan Haji Hassanal Bolkiah, Brunei
Fortune: $20 billion (no change)
Age: 62
The 29th Sultan of Brunei is heir to an unbroken 600-year-old Muslim dynasty. Kingdom's wealth based on extensive petroleum and natural gas fields; also investments made by Brunei Investment Agency, the $30 billion sovereign wealth fund that owns luxury hotels such as London's Dorchester. Continues to battle brother, Prince Jefri, over allegedly misappropriated assets; most recently, the Brunei Investment Agency sought a court order to compel the prince to hand over title to a $100 million mansion in Singapore. The Sultan's 26-year-old son, Prince Azim, fourth-in-line to the throne, quit the U.K.'s Royal Military Academy Sandhurst training course in October after just one week.

Sheikh Khalifa Bin Zayed Al Nahayan, United Arab Emirates
Fortune: $18 billion (down $5 billion)
Age: 61
President of the UAE and hereditary ruler of its capital emirate, Abu Dhabi. Tanking oil prices and a 50% decline in the country's nascent stock market helped shave $5 billion from the king's fortune. Forced to bail out neighbor Dubai to the tune of $10 billion. Efforts to transform Abu Dhabi into Middle East's cultural epicenter with outposts of the Louvre and Guggenheim museums overshadowed by allegations that the king's half-brother was involved in the torture of an Afghan expat. The Emir has since kicked the accused off his cabinet.

King Abdullah bin Abul Aziz, Saudi Arabia
Fortune: $17 billion (down $4 billion)
Age: 85
In June, put together lavish reception for U.S. President Barack Obama, presenting him with a gold medallion, Saudi Arabia's highest honor. The pomp overshadowed the country's slumping economy, which has trimmed royal net worth by $4 billion this year. Supports the $27 billion King Abdullah Economic City, a massive 20-year development started in 2006 that the government hopes will become the new industrial hub of the Middle East and a way for the nation to diversify its economy beyond oil. Proactive on peace: last year hosted interfaith dialogues between major political and religious leaders in New York, Mecca and Madrid.

Sheikh Mohammed Bin Rashid Al Maktoum, Dubai
Fortune: $12 billion (down $6 billion)
Age: 59
Ruler of Dubai, an emirate of the United Arab Emirates, was forced to ask for a handout from neighbor Abu Dhabi when credit markets tanked. State-owned Dubai World owns DP World Ltd., the third-largest international port operator; Istithmar World, a private equity firm that acquired Barney's New York in 2007; and Nakheel PJSC, builder of palm-shaped islands in the Persian Gulf. Growth of such assets required high level of borrowing; when credit markets contracted, concerns arose about its $80 billion combined government and state-owned company debt. After months of bickering, Abu Dhabi bought $10 billion worth of five-year bonds; a permanent fix is still being hammered out. One of the largest racehorse owners in the world, his Darley Stud owns 68 stallions and operates stables in six countries, including Japan, Australia and the U.S.

Prince Hans-Adam II von und zu Liechtenstein, Liechtenstein
Fortune: $3.5 billion (down $1.5 billion)
Age: 64
Heads 900-year old family and tiny Alpine principality the size of Bermuda.
Last year, his family-owned bank, LGT, was caught up in a tax-evasion scandal for allegedly helping wealthy clients hide assets. In response, negotiating bilateral tax agreements with U.S. and other countries; bank is now selling controversial trust business. However,
problems persist. His son, Prince Max, who is chief executive of LGT,
is being investigated by the German government for tax evasion; he
disputes the charges. Also owns an estimated 50,000 acres of land
in Austria and several 17th-century palaces as well as a 400-year old
art collection.

King Mohammed VI, Morocco
Fortune: $2.5 billion (up $1 billion)
Age: 45
His kingdom's gold is its near monopoly control of the world's phosphate supply; Morocco holds two-thirds of the world's phosphate mines and is the world's biggest exporter of the mineral, which is used in fertilizer. Fortune up thanks to a fivefold increase in phosphate prices over the past several years. Launched construction of an industrial park at Tanger-Med, which when fully completed in 2012 will be among Africa's largest ports. Granted women more rights in 2004. Married Princess Lalla Salma in 2002, the first Moroccan royal wife to be publicly acknowledged and given an official title.

Sheikh Hamad bin Khalifa Al Thani, Qatar
Fortune: $2 billion (no change)
Age: 57
Banking on tiny country's rich gas reserves to support economy in post-oil era. Already the world's largest supplier of liquefied natural gas; has contracts with Korea, Belgium and Taiwan. Plans to double annual LNG exports to 77 million metric tons over the next year. Assumed throne in 1995 after ousting his father in a bloodless coup. Passionate about art, inaugurated I.M. Pei-designed Museum of Islamic Art last November.

Prince Albert II, Monaco
Fortune: $1 billion (down $400 million)
Age: 51
Leads 700-year-old Grimaldi family; reigns over Monaco, which is smaller in area than New York's Central Park. Efforts to expand territory with a new district at sea erected on giant pillars put on hold due to global recession. Downturn has also shaved family fortune, which includes real estate, art, antique cars, stamps and a stake in Monte Carlo's casino, Societe des Bains de Mer. Eligible royal is a committed environmentalist; in January led a two-week expedition to Antarctica to bring attention to global warming, engage in scientific research and support the region as a natural reserve. Bachelor linked romantically to Charlene Wittstock, a South African Olympic swimmer; fathered two illegitimate children, a son with a Togolese flight attendant and a daughter who lives in California

Prince Karim Al Husseini, Aga Khan
Fortune: $800 million (down $200 million)
Age: 72
Spiritual leader of the world's Ismaili Muslims chairs the Aga Khan Development Network that promotes investments in Asia and Africa. Horse racing enthusiast owns 900 thoroughbreds at stud farms in Ireland and France; holds stake in Goffs, one of Britain's largest horse auction houses, as well as French horse auction house Arqana. Values down in belt-tightening markets. Awarded titles of Grand Patron and Grand Donor by the French Minister for Culture for his contributions to cultural development in France; also made an honorary citizen of Canada in the past year.

Sultan Qaboos bin Said, Oman
Fortune: $700 million (down $400 million)
Age: 68
Ascended throne in 1970 after overthrowing his father in a coup d'etat. With oil revenues down, promoting tourism and maritime sectors; more than 700 homes are currently under construction at the Wave, a $2.5 billion mixed-use beachfront development in the country's capital, Muscat. Meanwhile, the giant port and ship-repair yard complex on the sultanate's southeastern coast continues to expand. Avid classical music fan; personally financed restoration of mosques across the country. Graduate of Britain's Sandhurst Military Academy, served in British Infantry before returning to Oman. Divorced, has no children and has not yet named a successor.

Queen Elizabeth II, U.K.
Fortune: $450 million (down $200 million)
Age: 83
Oldest living monarch in British history continues a full schedule of official duties. In April, hosted U.S. President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle, who caused a stir when she hugged the queen. Personal fortune hit by declines in English and Scottish properties, stock market fall-off and lower valuations for collections of fine art, gems and stamps. Buckingham Palace, the Crown Jewels and the royal art collection are not included in her net worth, as they belong to the state. Thrifty royal apparently told grandsons William and Harry to rein in spending in tough economic climate. Long-waiting heir, Prince Charles, was reportedly rumored to have been asked to invest with Ponzi schemer Bernard Madoff; fortunately for the prince, he declined.

Sheikh Sabah Al-Ahmad Al-Jaber Al Sabah, Kuwait
Fortune: $400 million (down $100 million)
Age: 80
Managing simultaneous political and economic crises in the kingdom: one of the country's biggest banks, Gulf Bank, was the first in the region to need a bailout; the Emir's cabinet resigned in March after five Islamist members of parliament alleged Prime Minister Sheikh Nasser had mismanaged public funds, charges he denied. Sabah dissolved parliament; after new elections, he re-appointed Sheikh Nasser (his nephew) as prime minister. Wealth based on annual stipend actually set by Emir; unique among Gulf states as wealth is not tied to state oil funds.

Queen Beatrix Wilhelmina Armgard, Netherlands
Fortune: $200 million (down $100 million)
Age: 71
Fortune of Queen Beatrix and her family has been hit by declines in real estate and equities. Also rumored to have lost up to $100 million when Bernard Madoff's Ponzi scheme collapsed, though the royal house denies the allegations. Narrowly avoided injury in May when a man drove his car into a crowd of parade spectators on Queen's Day, killing eight, including the driver, and almost hitting the open bus in which the queen and her family were riding. Rumored to be considering stepping down so that her eldest son, Willem-Alexander, can ascend the throne.

King Mswati III, Swaziland
$100 million (down $100 million)
Age: 41
Sub-Saharan Africa's last absolute monarch is working to ease recessionary pressures; shoring up ties with South Africa's new president, Jacob Zuma, who spent his years in exile in Swaziland. Getting pressure over his commitment to democracy: The head of the opposition has been in jail since November; opposition parties and rallies are banned. Beneficiary of two trusts held on behalf of the state; enjoys lavish birthday parties, prefers the Mandarin Oriental hotel when he visits New York.

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10.: ``` cute babies ```

Posted by: "zzshashizz@yahoo.com" zzshashizz@yahoo.com zzshashizz

Sun Jul 19, 2009 8:19 am (PDT)

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11.: ``` nice T shirts :: for cricKet lovers ```

Posted by: "zzshashizz@yahoo.com" zzshashizz@yahoo.com zzshashizz

Sun Jul 19, 2009 8:23 am (PDT)

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12.: Emirates Desert !!!! Be Careful

Posted by: "sHaKiL kHaN" shakil.khan48@yahoo.com shakil.khan48

Sun Jul 19, 2009 8:28 am (PDT)

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13.: YAHOO addiction poem

Posted by: "�Ever Smile�" aa_punnagai@yahoo.com aa_punnagai

Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:38 am (PDT)

Addiction poem..

My computer broke down.

It crashed and burned!

And for my YAHOO, I really yearned! I tried to stay busy...

And keep it off my mind.

It was worse than cigarettes, at least butts I can find!! So I went to Wal-Mart, and got on their pc.

The cashier in electronics was staring at me.

But I didn't care. I had to get on line! Check my mail, and see what buddies I can find.

I drew a crowd as I began to cry.

I couldn't find the password no matter how hard I tried! I need my YAHOO!! I got to have my fix!!

Go to my favorite places, check out some cool pics.

The cashier called Security! I heard her whisper low, "We have ourselves a Psycho here and she has got to go!"

Security rushed over. Not long did he
stall.

Obviously he has never suffered from YAHOO withdrawal. He slapped cuffs on my wrists and threw me out the door!

Then he looked at me and said, "Don't come round here no more!"

I feel so embarrassed!! I have sunk so low! To be kicked out of Wal-Mart.... How low can I go?

So I'll try really hard now to rid myself of this affliction.

Get rid of these bad habits and my YAHOO addiction!

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14.: PARIS- Architecture

Posted by: "ucmahesh@yahOO.com" ucmahesh@yahoo.com ucmahesh

Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:43 am (PDT)

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15.: *AROUND THE WORLD*_*

Posted by: "TUNA" tunaysem@gmail.com tunaysem

Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:49 am (PDT)

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16.: Astrological Prayers ( FUNNY READING )

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Sun Jul 19, 2009 10:11 am (PDT)

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17.: English Language ( HUMOR & FUN )

Posted by: "Hi it's Varsha" varsha.sanyal@gmail.com varsha.sanyal

Sun Jul 19, 2009 10:14 am (PDT)

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In what other language do people drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?

Why does night fall but never break and day break but never fall?

Why is it that when we transport something by car, it's called a shipment,
but when we transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

Why are people who ride motorcycles called bikers and people who ride bikes
called cyclists?

In what other language do thay call the third hand on the clock the second
hand?

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Why - in our crazy language - can your nose run and your feet smell?

Sometimes you have to believe that all English speakers should be committed
to an asylum for the verbally insane:

If olive oil is made of olives, what do they make baby oil from?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian consume?

A writer is someone who writes, and a stinger is something that stings.

But fingers don't fing and grocers don't groce.

If the plural of tooth is teeth, shouldn't the plural of booth be beeth?

If the teacher taught, why isn't it also true that the preacher praught?

If harmless actions are the opposite of harmful actions, why are shameless
and shameful behavior the same?

English is a language in which you can turn a light on and you can turn a
light off and you can turn a light out, but you can't turn a light in;

In which the sun comes up and goes down, but prices go up and come down.

In which your nose can simultaneously burn up and burn down and your car can
slow up and slow down, in which you can fill in a form by filling out a form
and in which your alarm clock goes off by going on.

English is a crazy language. What is it that when the sun or the moon or the
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18.: Youn to shikayat khud say ...

Posted by: "sahilverma16" sahilverma16@yahoo.com sahilverma16

Sun Jul 19, 2009 10:24 am (PDT)

*** Youn to shikayat khud say roz kia kertay hain ***

Youn to shikayat khud say roz kia kertay hain,Shaam hotay hi khud ko rok
lia kertay hain

aisay mujrim hay bina jurm karay koi,Aisa woh hum say sulook rawan
rakhtay hain,
Ho na jayai kahin un ka dedar hamain,Is liyay chehray ko chupa rakhtay
hain,
Na koi dost na sathi jub apnay paas ho,Aisay main aankh say aansu rawan
rakhtay hain,

Yeh dil tou hay nadaan laikin,Hum bhi mohabbat per pukhta yaqeen rakhtay
hain��

With Love & Care AlwaysRegards_Hum Saans Kam Un Ka Naam Jayda Lete Hain,
Ek Who Hain Jo Dil Se Kam , Dimag Se Kaam Jayda Lete Hain.
Kaash Who Bhi Hamari Tarah Dil Se Kaam Lete,
To Shayad Saans Kam Hamara Naam Jayda Lete...

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19.: Quotes To Think Upon... ( humOr READ )

Posted by: "Nisha 4 Friends" nishi4friend@gmail.com nishi4friend

Sun Jul 19, 2009 10:33 am (PDT)

*Quotes to think upon...*

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I am certain there is too much certainty in the world.

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.

Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.

I do not know which makes a man more conservative��to know nothing but the
present, or nothing but the past.

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the
zero adjust on his bathroom scale.

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up
and hurry off as if nothing ever happened.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want
to annoy for the rest of your life.

A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what's going on.

Dance like it hurts,/ Love like you need money,/ Work when people are
watching.

The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look
respectable.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

Everything of importance has been said before by somebody who did not
discover it.

The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of
civilization.

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.

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20.: Congratulations ( JOKE )

Posted by: "Nisha 4 Friends" nishi4friend@gmail.com nishi4friend

Sun Jul 19, 2009 10:40 am (PDT)

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the head psychiatrist.

If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital.
However,

If they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.

The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking
an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.

The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.

Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.

The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.

"Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?"
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21.: Life Before Computers ! ( HUMOR )

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Sun Jul 19, 2009 10:48 am (PDT)

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22.: Beautiful pics of Lord Krishna

Posted by: "Anil Kumar" anilkumar_engr5@yahoo.co.in anilkumar_engr5

Sun Jul 19, 2009 11:06 am (PDT)

��
��I'm sad.
Sad like butterflies pinned to cardboard boxes.
Sad like books with torn pages, ocean shores empty of bathers.
I am sad like unfinished stories ...
��
��
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23.: Think Positive ...!

Posted by: "Anil Kumar" anilkumar_engr5@yahoo.co.in anilkumar_engr5

Sun Jul 19, 2009 11:34 am (PDT)

Think Positive!!

This is nice - finding positive out of every negative - which we don't
always manage to do.
��

I am thankful...

1. For the husband who snores all night, because he is at home asleep
with me and not with someone else.

2. For my teenage daughter who is complaining about doing dishes,
because that means she is at home & not on the streets.

3. For the taxes that I pay because it means that I am employed.

4. For the mess to clean after a party because it means that I have
been surrounded by friends.

5. For the clothes that fit a little too snug because it means I have
enough to eat.

6. For my shadow that watches me work because it means I am out in the
sunshine.

7. For a floor that needs mopping, and windows that need cleaning
because it means I have a home.

8. For all the complaining I hear about the government because it
means that we have freedom of speech.

9. For the parking spot I find at the far end of the parking lot
because it means I am capable of walking and that I have been blessed with transportation.

10. For the noise I have to bear from my neighbours because it means
that I can hear.

11. For the pile of laundry and ironing because it means I have
clothes to wear.

12. For weariness and aching muscles at the end of the day because it
means I have been capable of working hard.

13. For the alarm that goes off in the early morning hours because it
means that I am still alive.

AND FINALLY ....... for received e-mails because it means I have friends who are thinking of me, at least.

HAVE A NICE DAY !!!

��
��I'm sad.
Sad like butterflies pinned to cardboard boxes.
Sad like books with torn pages, ocean shores empty of bathers.
I am sad like unfinished stories ...
��
��
With Best Regards,
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24.: Lavander Field...

Posted by: "�Ever Smile�" aa_punnagai@yahoo.com aa_punnagai

Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:45 pm (PDT)

Lavander Field...

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25.: The White Rose!

Posted by: "�Ever Smile�" aa_punnagai@yahoo.com aa_punnagai

Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:49 pm (PDT)

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