Tuesday, July 14, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2326

Messages In This Digest (25 Messages)

1.
Colourful Pictures (Fabulous) From: yogita
2.
3 Parrots (Dont Miss Forward to all your friends) From: yogita
3.
Photoshop Fun Amazing (Dont Miss) From: yogita
4.
Amazing Infrastructure From: yogita
5.
Cute And Sweet Babies From: yogita
6a.
Don't Worry Be Happy (Very Nice) From: yogita
6b.
Don't Worry Be Happy (Very Nice) From: yogita
7.
NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 147 - 148-149-150 From: neha
8a.
Woh Kya Hai ( JOKE & FUNNY SMS ) From: Nisha 4 Friends
9a.
Iss baar kuch aisa mein chahta hoon From: chayan jain
10.
10 Ways to BECOME Stay and HEALTHY..... From: RajEsh
11.
Neele neele ambar From: kartik mgl
12.
Laloo Got Job in Microsoft Corporation ( VERY FUNNY JOKE ) From: Natasha_ForU
13a.
jokes From: jitender mittal
13b.
jokes From: jitender mittal
14.1.
SmS From: kartik mgl
15.
PUZZLE No....19 From: RajEsh
16.
Mere mehboob.. From: Patel
17a.
Mix Santa - Banta jokes From: Umang Parikh
18.
A Friend IS ????????????????????? Any body Knows From: Deepak
19.
Chehre Pe Khushi Hai Toh Kya Hua From: chayan jain
20.
Precious Gift! From: �Ever Smile�
21.
Career Path Finder !! From: vikas padale
22a.
Men's Logic ( FUNNY JOKE ) From: Pyari Premila
23a.
Haste haste From: Tasty_Tamanna

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1.

Colourful Pictures (Fabulous)

Posted by: "yogita" yogitasanas@gmail.com   yogitasanas2

Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:59 am (PDT)




Colourful Pictures (Fabulous)

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3 Parrots (Dont Miss Forward to all your friends)

Posted by: "yogita" yogitasanas@gmail.com   yogitasanas2

Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:53 am (PDT)



3 Parrots
Friends please forward my mails to all of your friends
A man wanted to buy his son a parrot as a birthday present.
The next day he went to the pet shop and saw
three identical parrots in a cage.

He asked the clerk, "how much for the parrot on the right?

The owner said it was Rs. 2500.
"Rs. 2500.", the man said. "Well what does he do?
"He knows how to use all of the functions of Microsoft Office 2000, responds the clerk.
"He can do all of your spreadsheets and type all of your letters."

The man then asked what the second parrot cost.
The clerk replied, Rs. 5000, but he not only knows Office 2000,
but is an expert computer programmer.

Finally, the man inquired about the cost of the last parrot.
The clerk replied, "Rs. 10,000."
Curious as to how a bird can cost Rs. 10,000, the man asked what this bird's specialty was.
The clerk replies, "Well to be honest I haven't seen him do anything.

But the other two call him"BOSS"!!

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Photoshop Fun Amazing (Dont Miss)

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Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:04 pm (PDT)




Photoshop Fun Amazing (Dont Miss)
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4.

Amazing Infrastructure

Posted by: "yogita" yogitasanas@gmail.com   yogitasanas2

Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:09 pm (PDT)




Amazing Infrastructure

WORLD'S BIGGEST
SHOPPING MALL

WORLD'S BUSIEST AIRPORT NEW YORK

WORLD'S WIDEST BRIDGE AUSTRALIA

WORLD'S LONGEST BRIDGE CHINA

WORLD'S BIGGEST
PASSENGER-SHIP

WORLD'S BIGGEST PLANE AIRBUS

WORLD'S BIGGEST BUS

WORLD'S HIGHEST STATUE BRAZIL

WORLD'S TALLEST BUILDING DUBAI

WORLD'S LARGEST PALACE ROMANIA

Burj Dubai, Dubai

CCTV Headquarters, CHINA

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5.

Cute And Sweet Babies

Posted by: "yogita" yogitasanas@gmail.com   yogitasanas2

Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:10 pm (PDT)




Cute And Sweet Babies
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6a.

Don't Worry Be Happy (Very Nice)

Posted by: "yogita" yogitasanas21@gmail.com   yogitasanas21

Mon Jul 13, 2009 7:18 pm (PDT)




Don't Worry Be Happy (Very Nice)
Please forward this mail to all of your friends

One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live.

They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family.

On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, 'How was the
trip?'

'It was great, Dad.'

'Did you see how poor people live?' the father asked.

'Oh yeah,' said the son.
'So, tell me, what did you learn from the trip?' asked the father

The son answered:

'I saw that we have one dog and they had four.

We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and they have a creek that has no end.

We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the stars at night.

Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon.

We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go beyond our sight.

We have servants who serve us, but they serve others.

We buy our food, but they grow theirs.

We have walls around our property to protect us, they have friends to protect them.'

The boy's father was speechless.

Then his son added, 'Thanks Dad for showing me how poor we are.'

Isn't perspective a wonderful thing?

Makes you wonder what would happen if we all gave thanks for everything we have, instead of worrying about what we don't have.

Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends!

'Life is too short and friends are too few'

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6b.

Don't Worry Be Happy (Very Nice)

Posted by: "yogita" yogitasanas21@gmail.com   yogitasanas21

Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:05 pm (PDT)



7.

NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 147 - 148-149-150

Posted by: "neha" nehashah20f@gmail.com   nehashah20f

Mon Jul 13, 2009 7:51 pm (PDT)



NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 147 - 148-149-150
8a.

Woh Kya Hai ( JOKE & FUNNY SMS )

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Mon Jul 13, 2009 9:00 pm (PDT)



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Ek chipkali ne gaana(song) sunaya
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9a.

Iss baar kuch aisa mein chahta hoon

Posted by: "chayan jain" chayanjain8@yahoo.in   chayanjain8

Mon Jul 13, 2009 9:15 pm (PDT)



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Bhula kar apne sare gham
Tumhe dilse apnana chahta hoon
Tumhe tumhari ijazaat se
Apne dil mein basana chahta hoon
Apne naam ke saath joad kar tumhara naam
Duniya ko sar-e-aam dikhana chahta hoon
Kab ho Qubooliyat ki ghari na jaane
Tumhe har dua mein boolana chahta hoon
Ho jaao tum meri aur main tumhara
Harr pal bas yehi ehsaas dilana chahta hoon
Tum se hi ki bass mohabbat main ne
Apni sari zindagi tumhare sang bitana chahta hoon
Karta hoon aaj main ye iQraar
Main bas tumhe hi apnana chahta hoon
HaQ ke saath kahoon tumhe main apna
Tumse bass aaj main yehi Kehlwana chahta hoon
Koi gila, koi shikwa na rahe aapse,
yeh aarzoo hai ki silsila rahe aapse,
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10 Ways to BECOME Stay and HEALTHY.....

Posted by: "RajEsh" verygood101@yahoo.com   verygood101

Mon Jul 13, 2009 9:26 pm (PDT)



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Let the doctors worry about them..
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Learn more about the computer,
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Never let the brain get idle.
"An idle mind is the devil's workshop."
And the devil's name is Alzheimer's!
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Laugh until you gasp for breath..
And if you have a friend who
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Endure, grieve, and move on.
The only person who is with
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LIVE while you are alive.
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If it is unstable, improve it.
If it is beyond what you
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11.

Neele neele ambar

Posted by: "kartik mgl" kartik_mgl@yahoo.co.in   kartik_mgl

Mon Jul 13, 2009 9:36 pm (PDT)



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Pyaar barsaaye humko tarsaaye
Aisa koi saathi ho aisa koi premi ho
Pyaas dil ki bujha jaaye

Neele neele ambar par chaand jab aaye
Pyaar barsaaye humko tarsaaye
Aisa koi saathi ho aisa koi premi ho
Pyaas dil ki bujha jaaye

Oh oonche oonche parvat jab choomte hain ambar ko
Pyaasa pyaasa ambar jab choomta hai saagar ko
Oonche oonche parvat jab choomte hain ambar ko
Pyaasa pyaasa ambar jab choomta hai saagar ko
Pyaar se kasne ko baahon mein basne ko
Dil mera lalchaaye koi to aa jaaye
Aisa koi saathi ho aisa koi premi ho
Pyaas dil ki bujha jaaye

Neele neele ambar par chaand jab aaye
Pyaar barsaaye humko tarsaaye

Oh thande thande jhonke jab baalon ko sehlayein
Tapti tapti kirnen jab gaalon ko chhoo jayein
Thande thande jhonke jab baalon ko sehlayein
Tapti tapti kirnen jab gaalon ko chhoo jayein
Saanson ki garmi ko haathon ki narmi ko
Mera mann tarsaaye koi to chhoo jhaaye
Aisa koi saathi ho aisa koi premi ho
Pyaas dil ki bujha jaaye

Neele neele ambar par chaand jab aaye
Pyaar barsaaye humko tarsaaye

Hey chham chham karta saawan boondon ke baan chalaaye
Satrangi barsaaton mein jab tan man bhiga jaaye
Chham chham karta saawan boondon ke baan chalaaye
Satrangi barsaaton mein jab tan man bhiga jaaye
Pyaar mein nahaane ko doob hi jaane ko
Dil mera tadpaaye khwaab jaga jaaye
Aisa koi saathi ho aisa koi premi ho
Pyaas dil ki bujha jaaye

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12.

Laloo Got Job in Microsoft Corporation ( VERY FUNNY JOKE )

Posted by: "Natasha_ForU" sweetawni@gmail.com   sweet.awni

Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:33 pm (PDT)



13a.

jokes

Posted by: "jitender mittal" jitendermittal2002@yahoo.co.in   jituurs

Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:42 pm (PDT)



Jockey under bed!
===================
Santa and his two friends are talking at a bar.
His first friend says, 'I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine.'

His second friend says, 'I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber, the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine.'

Santa says, 'I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.' Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. 'No I'm serious.
The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed.'

13b.

jokes

Posted by: "jitender mittal" jitendermittal2002@yahoo.co.in   jituurs

Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:27 pm (PDT)



1) Home Or What?
A man comes to his doctor and tells him that his wife hasn't had sex with him for 6 months. The doctor tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her. So the wife comes into the doctors office and the doc asks her what's wrong, and why doesn't she want to have sex with her husband anymore.

The wife tells him, For the past 6 months, every morning I take a cab to work. I don't have any money so the cab driver asks me, So are you going to pay today or what? so I take a or what. When I get to work I am late so the boss asks me, So are we going to write this down in the book or what?so I take a or what.

Back home again I take the cab and again I don't have any money so the cab driver asks me again, So are you going to pay this time or what? so again I take a or what. So you see doc when I get home I'm all tired out, and I don't want it any more.

The doctor thinks for a second and then turns to the wife and says, So are we going to tell your husband or what?�����

2)Bra-Panties!
A lady was shopping in Delhi. Suddenly she realizes she is late for an appointment. She is not wearing a watch so she sees a small shop on the roadside, goes to the shop and asks in very western accent to our Santa (owner)....

What's the time??
Santa is a very patriotic man and hates English accent while speaking..
So he replies back in the same accent........ Bra-panties!! Confused the lady asks again.........
No! No! What's the time?? Santa again answers back.......... Bra-panties!! Bra-panties!!
Seeing the confusion going between the two another man comes to the rescue of the lady and says.......
O papaji tusi samajh nahin paaye!!
Kudi twade ko time puuch rahii hai gayee!!
Angry Santa shots back at him.........
Tow main bhi to oonoo time hee das rahan hai barah panthis(12:35)

14.1.

SmS

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Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:43 pm (PDT)

15.

PUZZLE No....19

Posted by: "RajEsh" verygood101@yahoo.com   verygood101

Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:49 pm (PDT)



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Mere mehboob..

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Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:54 pm (PDT)



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17a.

Mix Santa - Banta jokes

Posted by: "Umang Parikh" umang_p04@yahoo.com   umang_p04

Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:57 pm (PDT)



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Titanic was sinking.

An Englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.

Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?

Santa: Downwards !


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Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst
affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta
were struck for 48 hrs on escalators.


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How did Santa tried to kill a bird??

He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to
die.


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Santa: I have swallowed a Kay.

Doctor: When?

Santa: 3 months back!

Doctor: What were you doing till now?

Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.


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Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him
in the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****. Santa: U r
wrong. It's 1394.


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Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he
finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister ."


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Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?

Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.


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Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?

Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl .


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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.

Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.

Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I
press the bell but no one comes out.

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Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days
ago, he hasn't came back yet!

Santa: Why don't u cook something else? .


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An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.

Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?

Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!


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Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there.
You know why?

Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..


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Ultimate answer while changing the job.

Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?

Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where.


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Santa and Banta went for a drive.

Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working
or not?

Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No,
Yes-No!!!"


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Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying
furiously...

Finally, Santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry
again.


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Why did Santa keep the door open while bathing?

Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key
hole.


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Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home . The steering, dash
board, gears of car have been stolen.

After sometime he calls again: I am coming , earlier I sat on the
back seat.


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18.

A Friend IS ????????????????????? Any body Knows

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19.

Chehre Pe Khushi Hai Toh Kya Hua

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20.

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Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:37 pm (PDT)



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21.

Career Path Finder !!

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Men's Logic ( FUNNY JOKE )

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Tue Jul 14, 2009 1:56 am (PDT)



23a.

Haste haste

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Tue Jul 14, 2009 2:13 am (PDT)



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Seh liya har dard humne haste haste'
Ujd gaya ghar mera yaaro baste baste'

Ab wafa kare to kis se kare yaaro'
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Gaa to main bhi sakta tha, par mera raag tha bevafa.

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Zaroori to nahin jeene ke liye sahara ho
Zaroori to nahin hum jinke hain vo hamara ho

Kuch Kashtiyaan doob bhi jaati hain...
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