Tuesday, July 21, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2337

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1.

IMPOSSIBLE ( SMS )

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Mon Jul 20, 2009 3:24 am (PDT)



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Happiness is not something you find, It's something you create.
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One thing you can learn by watching the clock is that it passes
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The heart is happiest when it beats for others.
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 93

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Mon Jul 20, 2009 6:40 am (PDT)



NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 93
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 93
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Yaad tumhaari na aaye aisa ham hone nahi denge,
Dost tumhaare jaisa ham khone nahi denge,
Ek-do SMS karate rahana,
Varna saari raat tumhe ham sone nahi denge.
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Khuda ki banaai kudrat nahi dekhi,
Dilo me Chupi daulat nahi dekhi,
Jo kahate hai ki dooriyo se mit jaati hai dosti,
Usane shaayad hamaari dosti nahi dekhi.
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Aapki ek muskurahat ne hamaare hosh udaa diye...
Aapki ek muskurahat ne hamaare hosh udaa diye...
Ham hosh me aane hi vaale the...
Ki aap phir se muskara diye.
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Khud pe bharosa hai, to khuda tere saath hai,
Apno pe bharosa hai, to har dua saath hai.
Zindagee se kabhi mat ladnaa ai dost!
Jab tak ye dost tere saath hai.
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Koi ho baat na dil se lagaana,
Agar apna samjho to hi batana,
Bhool ho hamse, to samajhana,
Samjho jo to dil se jatana,
Ki hai dosti to dil se nibhana.
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 96

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Mon Jul 20, 2009 6:40 am (PDT)



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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 96
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Dosti nazaro se ho to use kudarat kahate hai,
Sitaro se ho to use zannat kahate hai,
Husna se ho to use mohabbat kahate hai,
Aur dosti aapse ho to use kismat kahate hai.
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Aasmaan ne baadal se kaha,
Sooraj ne kirano se kaha,
Havaao ne patto se kaha,
Aur maine tumse kaha... chal chal hava aane de.
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Tere aane kaa khyaal acha hai,
Ummeed ka ye jaal acha hai,
Unse pucha kya hua aane ka,
Muskura ke vo bole savaal acha hai.
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Teri dosti me ek nasha hai,
Tabhi to ye duniya ham se khafa hai,
Na karo hamse itani dosti,
Ki dil hi hamse puche teri dhadkan kaha hai.
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Kalam uthai lafz nahi mila,
Jisko dhund rahe hai vo shakhs naho mila,
Firte hai vo jamaane ki talaash me,
Bas hamaare liye unhe vakt nahi milata.
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 95

Posted by: "neha" nehashah20f@gmail.com   nehashah20f

Mon Jul 20, 2009 6:40 am (PDT)



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Kal hamaare aangan me chaand utra,
Sitaro ko ganvara na tha,
Ham to sitaaro se bhi bagavat kar lete,
Par kya kare chand hi hamara na tha.
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Ishq-mohabbat to hazaaro karate hai,
Gam-e-judaai se vo sabhi darate hai,
Ham na ishq karate hai, na mohabbat karate hai,
Bas aap jaise dosto pe marate hai.
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Dharaye bahti hai to bhanvaar uthate hai,
Jahaa tumhe mushkil hoti hai vaha ham hote hai.
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Geet ki jaroorat mahfil me hoti hai,
Pyaar ki jaroorat dil me hoti hai,
Bin dost ke adhoori hai ye zindagi,
Kyonki dost ki jaroorat har pal mahsoos hoti hai.
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Mushkil dil ke iraade aajmaayengi,
Khwaabon ke parde nigaaho se hatayegi,
Girkar tu hausla mat khona dost,
Ye Thokare hi tujhe chalna sikhaayegi.
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 94

Posted by: "neha" nehashah20f@gmail.com   nehashah20f

Mon Jul 20, 2009 6:41 am (PDT)



NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 94
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 94
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Dard me koi mausam pyara nahi hota,
Dil ho pyasa to paani se gujaara nahi hota,
Dekhe jara koi bebasi hamaari,
Ham uske ho jaate hai jo hamaara nahi hota.
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Ummeedo ki shamaa me mat jalana,
Is jahaa se alag duniya mat basana,
Aaj mood me tha to yaad kar diya,
Par roz intazaar me palake mat bichana...
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Jab kabhi aapko koi gam sataaye,
Koi baat dil ko na bhaaye,
Aakhen saagar Chalkaaye, yaad karke dekhna hame,
Kya pata ek aansu kam ho jaaye.
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Duniya ka har shaukh pala nahi jata,
Kaanch ke khilono ko yu uchala nahi jata,
Mehnat karne se mushkil ho jaati hai aasaan,
Har kaam takdeer par tala nahi jata.
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Dosti ka paigaam jo aapka mila,
Dil ho gaya khush mit gaye saare gila,
Kisi dost ko nahi mila hoga,
Dosti ka aisa sila, ki saare gam hoyenge door mere,
Jab dosto ke pyaar ka nazraana mila.
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 97

Posted by: "neha" nehashah20f@gmail.com   nehashah20f

Mon Jul 20, 2009 6:46 am (PDT)



NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 97
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 97
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Dhundh lo koi tumhe mil hi jaayega,
Magar hamaari tarah pyaar tumhe kaun kar payega,
Mumkin hai chaahat ki nazar se koi dekh le tumhe,
Par aakhen hamaari kahaa se paayega.
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Na kabhi ye Chupana ki pyaar kitna hai,
Na kabhi yi jataya ki dard kitna hai,
Bas ek hame aur us khuda ko maaloom hai,
Ki aapse mulakat ka intazaar kitna hai.
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Aapke khyaalo se fursat nahi milati,
Hame ek pal ki raahat nahi milati,
Mil to jaati hai saans kuch,
Bas aapki ek jhalak nahi milati.
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Sabko dost banaane ki aadat hai hame,
Apni alag pahchaan banaane ki aadat hai hame,
Kitna bhi gahara jakhm de koi,
Utna hi jyada muskarane ki aadat hai hame.
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Dil cheer ke dekh lo mera, tasveer usi ki hogi,
Kabhi hile agar is dil ka darvaja,
To aahat uski hi hogi.
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*PHOTOS*_* By  Daniel Bayer

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Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:34 am (PDT)





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*STILL LIFE 2 *_* By Ramon Romero

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Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:43 am (PDT)





9.

*IN THE LAND OF MAHARAJAS*_* 1

Posted by: "TUNA" tunaysem@gmail.com   tunaysem

Mon Jul 20, 2009 10:33 am (PDT)





10a.

Poisonous Snakes with Childrens

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Mon Jul 20, 2009 11:16 am (PDT)





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11.

Man With The Biggest Biceps In The World - Wierd Pics

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Mon Jul 20, 2009 11:20 am (PDT)



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Old Is Gold (Cars)

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Mon Jul 20, 2009 11:32 am (PDT)







































































13.

Correct Way of Eating Fruits

Posted by: "Pradeep Hadkar" pradeep19_in@yahoo.com   pradeep19_in

Mon Jul 20, 2009 11:52 am (PDT)



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Correct Way of Eating Fruits
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EATING FRUIT - Guide

We all think eating fruits means just buying fruits, cutting it and just popping it into our mouths. It's not as easy as you think It's important to know how and when to eat..

What is the correct way of eating fruits?
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IT MEANS NOT EATING FRUITS AFTER YOUR MEALS! - FRUITS SHOULD BE EATEN ON AN EMPTY STOMACH.

If you eat fruit on an empty stomach, it will play a major role to detoxify your system, supplying you with a great deal of energy for weight loss and other life activities.

FRUIT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT FOOD - Let's say you eat two slices of bread and then a slice of fruit.. The slice of fruit is ready to go straight through the stomach into the intestines, but it is prevented from doing so.

In the meantime the whole meal rots and ferments and turns to acid.. The minute the fruit comes into contact with the food in the stomach and digestive juices, the entire mass of food begins to spoil.

So please eat your fruits on an empty stomach or before your meals! You have heard people complaining - every time I eat water-melon I burp, when I eat durian (fruit from Asia with a foul smell yet delicious flavor) my stomach bloats up, when I eat a banana I feel like running to the toilet etc. - actually all this will not arise if you eat the fruit on an empty stomach. The fruit mixes with the putrefying other food and produces gas and hence you will bloat!

Graying hair, balding, nervous outburst, and dark circles under the eyes - all these will not happen if you take fruits on an empty stomach.

There is no such thing as some fruits, like orange and lemon are acidic, because all fruits become alkaline in our body, according to Dr. Herbert Shelton who did research on this matter. If you have mastered the correct way of eating fruits, you have the Secret of beauty, longevity, health, energy, happiness and normal weight.

When you need to drink fruit juice - drink only fresh fruit juice, NOT from the cans.. Don't even drink juice that has been heated up. Don't eat cooked fruits because you don't get the nutrients at all. You only get to taste.
Cooking destroys all the vitamins.

But eating a whole fruit is better than drinking the juice. If you should drink the juice, drink it mouthful by mouthful slowly, because you must let it mix with your saliva before swallowing it.

You can go on a 3-day fruit fast to cleanse your body. Just eat fruits and drink fruit juice throughout the 3 days and you will be surprised when your friends tell you how radiant you look!
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KIWI: Tiny but mighty. This is a good source of potassium, magnesium, vitamin E & fiber. Its vitamin C content is twice that of an orange.
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APPLE: An apple a day keeps the doctor away? Although an apple has a low vitamin C content, it has antioxidants & flavonoid which enhances the activity of vitamin C thereby helping to lower the risks of colon cancer, heart attack & stroke.
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STRAWBERRY: Protective Fruit. Strawberries have the highest total antioxidant power among major fruits & protect the body from cancer-causing, blood vessel-clogging free radicals.
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ORANGE: Sweetest medicine, eating 2 to 4 oranges a day may help keep colds away, lower cholesterol, prevent & dissolve kidney stones as well as lessens the risk of colon cancer.
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WATERMELON: Coolest thirst quencher. Composed of 92% water, it is also packed with a giant dose of glutathione, which helps boost our immune system. They are also a key source of lycopene - the cancer fighting oxidant. Other nutrients found in watermelon are vitamin C & Potassium.

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GUAVA & PAPAYA: Top awards for vitamin C. They are the clear winners for their high vitamin C content. Guava is also rich in fiber, which helps prevent constipation. Papaya is rich in carotene; this is good for your eyes.
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Drinking Cold water after a meal = Cancer! Can you believe this??

For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you.

It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion.. Once this 'sludge' reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.

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Visual Shayari....

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Mon Jul 20, 2009 11:27 pm (PDT)



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15a.

Na 'Sachhai' badi hai ( HINDI JOKE & FUNNY SMS )

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Mon Jul 20, 2009 11:49 pm (PDT)



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Na 'Sachhai' badi hai,
Na 'Khuddari' badi hai,
Na 'Bhalai' badi hai,
Na 'Imandari' badi hai.
Bada woh hai jiske ghar ke bahar Mercedes Benz khadi hai.

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Taj banana tha Par mumtaj mili nahi
Ek din kismat khuli Aur sadi ho gaye
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16.

Benefits of water

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Tue Jul 21, 2009 12:47 am (PDT)



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It is popular in Japan today to drink water immediately
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scientific tests have proven its value. We publish
below a description of use of water for our readers.
For old and serious diseases as well as modern illnesses
the water treatment had been found successful
by a Japanese medical society as a 100% cure
for the following diseases:
Headache, body ache, heart system, arthritis, fast heart beat,
epilepsy, excess fatness, bronchitis asthma, TB, meningitis,
kidney and urine diseases, vomiting, gastritis, diarrhea,
piles, diabetes, constipation, all eye diseases, womb,
cancer and menstrual disorders, ear nose and throat diseases.
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1. As you wake up in the morning before brushing teeth,
drink 4 x 160ml glasses of water

2. Brush and clean the mouth but
do not eat or drink anything for 45 minute
3. After 45 minutes you may eat and drink as normal.

4. After 15 minutes of breakfast, lunch and dinner
do not eat or drink anything for 2 hours

5. Those who are old or sick and are unable to drink
4 glasses of water at the beginning
may commence by taking little water
and gradually increase it to 4 glasses per day.
6. The above method of treatment will cure diseases
of the sick and others can enjoy a healthy life.

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<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> The following list
gives the number of days of treatment
required to cure/control/reduce main diseases:
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<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> 1. High Blood
Pressure (30 days)
2. Gastric (10 days)
3. Diabetes (30 days)
4. Constipation (10 days)
5. Cancer (180 days)6. TB (90 days)
7. Arthritis patients should follow the above treatment only
for 3 days in the 1st week, and from 2nd week onwards daily.
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<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> This treatment
method has no side effects,
however at the commencement of treatment
you may have to urinate a few times.
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It is better if we continue this and make this procedure
as a routine work in our life. Drink Water
and Stay healthy and Active.

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> This makes sense..
The Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with their meals..
not cold water. Maybe it is time we adopt their drinking habit
while eating!!! Nothing to lose, everything to gain.


<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> For those who like
to drink cold water,
this article is applicable to you.
It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal.
However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff
that you have just consumed.. It will slow down the digestion.

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Once this 'sludge' reacts with the acid, it will break down
and be absorbed by the intestine faster
than the solid food. It will line the intestine.

Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer.
It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> A serious note about
heart attacks:
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<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> Women should know
that not every heart attack symptom
is going to be the left arm hurting,
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Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line.


You may never have the first chest pain
during the course of a heart attack.

Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms.


60% of people who have a heart attack while
they are asleep do not wake up.


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<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> Pain in the jaw can
wake you from a sound sleep.
Let's be careful and be aware. The more we know,
the better chance we could survive...
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A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this mail sends it
to everyone they know, you can be sure that
we'll save at least one life.
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