Friday, July 10, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2320

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1.
DONT TAKE 10-TION From: CIF KANPUR(UPE)
2a.
SOME SHAYRIS From: Milan Shah
3a.
SOME MORE SHAYRIS From: Milan Shah
4.
Manly Babies - Babily Men!! Dont Miss This From: yogita
5.
IT IS SO SWEET From: yogita
6.
( COOL SMS ) 1 barsat ki raat From: bhagyashree pednekar
7.
Wonderful Painting on Banana (Nice One) From: yogita
8.
IT'S MADNESS From: yogita
9a.
Beautiful Old Enginess From: yogita
9b.
Beautiful Old Enginess From: yogita
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madhu ke pyare-pyare sms-12 From: madhu bala
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madhu ke pyare-pyare sms-13 From: madhu bala

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1.

DONT TAKE 10-TION

Posted by: "CIF KANPUR(UPE)" cif.kanpur@vodafone.com   peeush.dwivedi

Thu Jul 9, 2009 10:49 pm (PDT)



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A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at
Microsoft.
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The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the
floor as a
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test.

"You are employed."
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He said." Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the
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application to fill in, as well as date when you may start."
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The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email."

I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don't have an email,
that

means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the
job."

The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with
only

$10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and
buy a

10Kg tomato crate.

He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than
two

hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the
Operation

three times, and returned home with $60. The man realized that he
can

survive by this Way, and started to go everyday earlier, and
return

late Thus, his money doubled or tripled every day. Shortly, he
bought

a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery
vehicles.

5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in
the US .

He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a
life
insurance.

He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When
the

conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. The
man

replied, "I don't have an email". The broker answered curiously,
"You

don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire.
Can

you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!!"

The man thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd be an office
boy at

Microsoft!"


Moral of the story:

M1 - Internet is not the solution to your life.

M2 - If you don't have internet, and work hard, you can be a
millionaire.

M3 - If you received this message by email, you are closer to
being an
office boy,

than a millionaire..........

Have a great day!!!

Pls Note: - Do not forward this email to me back, I'm closing all
my

email addresses & going to sell tomatoes!!!

Smiling after reading is not mandatory!!!!

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SOME SHAYRIS

Posted by: "Milan Shah" milan@milan.co.ke   milan512456

Thu Jul 9, 2009 11:34 pm (PDT)




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Intezaar rehta hai har shaam tera,
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Raatein kat it hain Le Le ke naam tera,
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SOME MORE SHAYRIS

Posted by: "Milan Shah" milan@milan.co.ke   milan512456

Thu Jul 9, 2009 11:41 pm (PDT)




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Pyaar me maut se darta kaun hai,
Pyaar ho jaata hai Karta kaun hai.
Aap jaise yar par dunya qurban,
Aur Aap puchte ho ki hum par marta kaun hai.
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Pyaar ka to Dushman Zamana hai,
Har Aashiq ke Pyaar ka apna hi fasana hai.
Sab ko pata hai Ansu hi milte hai Pyaar me,
Phir bhi kyun har koi Pyaar mein Deewana hai.
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Manly Babies - Babily Men!! Dont Miss This

Posted by: "yogita" yogitasanas@gmail.com   yogitasanas2

Fri Jul 10, 2009 2:17 am (PDT)



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IT IS SO SWEET

Posted by: "yogita" yogitasanas@gmail.com   yogitasanas2

Fri Jul 10, 2009 2:17 am (PDT)



IT IS SO SWEET

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( COOL SMS ) 1 barsat ki raat

Posted by: "bhagyashree pednekar" pednekarbhagyashree@yahoo.com   pednekarbhagyashree

Fri Jul 10, 2009 2:31 am (PDT)



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-Hum dono ki nazare mili,
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KALAAM JAISE BAAL
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Tufani Barish
Aadhi raat
Ramlal Pizza Hut pe pizza lene aya
Waiter: Aap married hain?
Ramlal: Saale, aisi tufani barish main
kaunsi maa bete ko pizza lene bhejegi?
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Ek pal me bhula diya hamko,
Ek pal me juda ho gaye,
Abhi to mere saath the,
Abhi na jane kahan kho gaye,
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Kahi soh to nahi gaye?
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Wonderful Painting on Banana (Nice One)

Posted by: "yogita" yogitasanas@gmail.com   yogitasanas2

Fri Jul 10, 2009 2:38 am (PDT)




Wonderful Painting on Banana

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IT'S MADNESS

Posted by: "yogita" yogitasanas@gmail.com   yogitasanas2

Fri Jul 10, 2009 2:39 am (PDT)




IT'S MADNESS

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Beautiful Old Enginess

Posted by: "yogita" yogitasanas@gmail.com   yogitasanas2

Fri Jul 10, 2009 2:47 am (PDT)




Beautiful Old Engines...

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Beautiful Old Enginess

Posted by: "yogita" yogitasanas@gmail.com   yogitasanas2

Fri Jul 10, 2009 2:48 am (PDT)




Beautiful Old Engines...

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madhu ke pyare-pyare sms-12

Posted by: "madhu bala" mbala_nikki@yahoo.co.in   mbala_nikki

Fri Jul 10, 2009 2:55 am (PDT)



 
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madhu ke pyare-pyare sms-13

Posted by: "madhu bala" mbala_nikki@yahoo.co.in   mbala_nikki

Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:08 am (PDT)




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Silence is the best way to keep away from problems.
Smile is a powerful tool to avoid many problems. So
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A night hug warms the heart, a night kiss brightens the day,
and a good morning to start your day!
When the night comes,
look at the sky. If you see a falling star,
don't wonder why, just make a wish.
Trust me, it will come true, because I did it and I found you.
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