[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2340

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madhu ke payre-pyare-sms-21 From: madhu bala

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madhu ke pyare-pyare sms-22 From: madhu bala

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Now Your Baby Pictures at Our Websites From: ganeshkumble101

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PAYAL KI PYARI PYARI DAL KHICHADA KADI-01 From: payal

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*IMAGES*_* By Francis Toussaint From: TUNA

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*WAVES*_* By G.Dimitriev From: TUNA

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Hum wo nahi ( FREINDSHIP SMS ) From: Hi it's Varsha

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The Second Opinion ( JOKE ) From: bhola ram

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Kai Raaz Aise Hote Hai Jo ( FREINDSHIP SMS ) From: bhola ram

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A Good Joke: Does Management know their Staff ? From: vikas padale

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SmS From: kartik mgl

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Khuli aankhon se From: Tasty_Tamanna

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Power of Girls Eye! From: ©Ever Smile©

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Film Star Couples From: vikas padale

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The Longest Solar Eclipse of July 22, 2009(TODAY) Recent Pictures an From: Hassan Ali

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Ghazal - Self Composed From: Suyash Sahu

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Madhu ke pyare-pyare sms-23 From: madhu bala

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madhu ke payre-pyare-sms-24 From: madhu bala

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madhu ke pyare-pyare sms-25 From: madhu bala

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Abortion in the ears - really funny From: dhawal shaha

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Love From: Nilu Dissanayake

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madhu ke payre-pyare-sms-21

Posted by: "madhu bala" mbala_nikki@yahoo.co.in   mbala_nikki

Wed Jul 22, 2009 3:41 am (PDT)

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madhu ke pyare-pyare sms-22

Posted by: "madhu bala" mbala_nikki@yahoo.co.in   mbala_nikki

Wed Jul 22, 2009 3:44 am (PDT)

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Now Your Baby Pictures at Our Websites

Posted by: "ganeshkumble101" ganeshkumble30@gmail.com   ganeshkumble101

Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:33 am (PDT)

Now Your Baby Pictures at Our Websites

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PAYAL KI PYARI PYARI DAL KHICHADA KADI-01

Posted by: "payal" payalchawla20f@gmail.com

Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:47 am (PDT)

PAYAL KI PYARI PYARI DAL KHICHADA KADI-01
(Aap be khaiye aap ke pyare pyare doston ko be khilaiye)

SMS Ke Garma Garam Samose - 01

SMS Ke Garma Garam Samose - 01
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Log bedard hai yaha,
Jaalim saara jamaana hai,
Dushman huye apne paraye,
Saaya tak begana hai.
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Kis par ab yakeen kare,
Ham sanam is shehar me hai,
Jaha har shaks pyaar se anjana hai.
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Khushboo jo phulo me samaaye huye hai,
Ae dil uski saanso se churaaye huye hai.
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Jawaani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
Husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye,
Ham izahaar karane me kya deele ho gaye,
Ki unke haath pile ho gaye.
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Sochoge jab bhi tum chaahne waalo ki tarah,
Yaad aa jaayenge ham tute hue pyaalo ki tarah,
Jab bhi tanhaai me andhero se dar jaaoge tum,
Meri yaade kamare me fel jaayengi ujaalo ki tarah.
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Gulab Jamun ki gajal-01

Gulab Jamun ki gajal-01
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Mandir ya masjid ki, koi baat ab na chediye.

Chediye har baat, magar ye baat ab na chediye.

Muslim jisako allah kahate,

Hindu jisako raam,

Hai unaki saugandh, koi jazbaat aab na chediye.

Mufalishi aur bhukhmari ke,

Lab pe thahra hai vatan,

Dhakka bhi pahuche to, vo haalat ab na chediye.

Dharm hai hamse ye socho,

Dharm se ham to nahi,

Rahne do € ¦'±maasoom€ ¦'², koi nagmaat ab na chediye.
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Chutkule ki chatni-1

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Chanchal - Are! aapne ye kya kiya?
Meri to akal maari gaI thi jo aap
Jaise lallu se shaadi kar baithi.
Raju- naai ke paas teen rupaye chutte nahi the,
Isaliye maine teen rupaye ke baal aur katwa liye.
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Adhyapak (monu se)- Agar tumhare paas bees rupaye ho,
Das tum apne pita se maang lo, to bataao,
Tumhaare paas kitane rupaye honge?
Shikshak (gusse se)- Itna bhi hisaab nahi jaante,
Ki tees rupaye ho jaayenge?
Monu (ruaansa hote huye)- Vo to Theek hai,
Par aap mere pitajee ko nahi jaanate.
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Santa (daakiye se)- mera patra de do.
Daakiya- kya naam hai aapka?
Santa- Are, patra par dekh lo, us par likha hoga.
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Suresh- tumhaara beta canada me theek-thaak kama raha hai?
Ramesh- ye to mujhe nahi maaloom,
Lekeen vaha ki police ne usake baare me,
Koo jaankari dene par 50,000 dolar ka inaam rakha hai.
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Mahila- bhaiya, jaldi se ek chuhe daani de do,
Mujhe Train pakadni hai,
Dukaandaar- bahanji, itani badi chuhedaani,
To nahi hai mere paas, jisme train aa jaaye.
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Kavita ki kaju katari-1

Kavita ki kaju katari-1
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Taraashane me laga hona ek janmaantar,

Par abhi-abhi ugi pattiyon ki tarah taaje hai,

Un par aayu ki jheeni os hamesha nam hai,

Usi raaste aati hai hasi muskurahat,

Vahi khilate hai shabd bina kavita bane,

Vahi par chhap khilati hai doosare otho ki,

Ve gungunati hai

Samay ki andheri kandara me baitha

Kaaldevta sunta hai, ve hasti hai

Barfme dhaki vanrashi sugbugati hai

Ve choomti hai,

Sadiyo ki vijadit pracheenta

Pighalti hai rati me praarthna me,

Swapn me usake oth budbudate hai.
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*IMAGES*_* By Francis Toussaint

Posted by: "TUNA" tunaysem@gmail.com   tunaysem

Wed Jul 22, 2009 7:56 am (PDT)

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*WAVES*_* By G.Dimitriev

Posted by: "TUNA" tunaysem@gmail.com   tunaysem

Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:00 am (PDT)

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7a.

Hum wo nahi ( FREINDSHIP SMS )

Posted by: "Hi it's Varsha" varsha.sanyal@gmail.com   varsha.sanyal

Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:03 am (PDT)

Hum wo nahi

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The Second Opinion ( JOKE )

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Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:08 am (PDT)

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Kai Raaz Aise Hote Hai Jo ( FREINDSHIP SMS )

Posted by: "bhola ram" desi.bomb@gmail.com   desi.bomb

Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:15 am (PDT)

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A Good Joke: Does Management know their Staff ?

Posted by: "vikas padale" padale_vikas@yahoo.co.in   padale_vikas

Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:15 am (PDT)

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11.1.

SmS

Posted by: "kartik mgl" kartik_mgl@yahoo.co.in   kartik_mgl

Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:18 am (PDT)

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Khuli aankhon se

Posted by: "Tasty_Tamanna" tamanna.s86@gmail.com   tamanna_ssweet

Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:27 am (PDT)

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Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:32 am (PDT)

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Film Star Couples

Posted by: "vikas padale" padale_vikas@yahoo.co.in   padale_vikas

Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:43 am (PDT)

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The Longest Solar Eclipse of July 22, 2009(TODAY) Recent Pictures an

Posted by: "Hassan Ali" shayariworld@ymail.com   hassanrazvi786

Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:51 pm (PDT)

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Toady totality it was visible in many large cities,
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A partial eclipse was seen from the much broader path
of the Moon's penumbra, including most of Southeast Asia
(all of India and China) and north-eastern Oceania.

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Wed Jul 22, 2009 11:11 pm (PDT)

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Abortion in the ears - really funny

Posted by: "dhawal shaha" dhawal_shaha@yahoo.co.in   dhawal_shaha

Wed Jul 22, 2009 11:25 pm (PDT)

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Reallyyyyyyyyyyyyy hillarious€ ¢â' ¦. Too good€ ¢â' ¦and just
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My wife is an ENT Surgeon while I am a Gynaecologist. This can
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"Please come in. Be seated." I said with a big smile. I always
have a big
smile, when I am going to earn some money. The patient gave a
feeble smile and sat hesitantly on the edge of the chair.
"Relax."
"Doctor, will this hurt a lot?"
"Not at all."
The patient relaxed visibly. "You know something, Doctor, we
tried removing it at home, but failed.
I was shocked. "Thank God. Trying this at home can cause serious
complications.
"I first tried to remove it by jumping up and down, but it just
wouldn't budge."
I smiled and said, "If it were that easy, who would need
doctors?"
She gave a cute smile and said, "Yeah! My neighbour tried to
remove it with
his finger, but the hole is so small that he used a hair pin."
"Oh my God!" "Yes! My mother even tried a matchstick."
My blood pressure was shooting skywards. I just sputtered
without uttering a word.
"Tell me, doctor, how do I avoid getting this dirt inside me?"
I knew that it was an unwanted pregnancy, but calling it dirt was
too much.
I replied a bit angrily, "There are tablets which can prevent
this happening. Or you could use protection at night."
Now it was the patient's turn to be confused, "You mean to say
that it happens only at night?"
I saw her point. "No! No! I meant anytime of the day, whenever
you are in the mood, you should use protection."
She was even more confused, "It depends on my moods?"
Again I saw her point. "My mistake. You need not be in any sort
of mood. It just happens."
"My neighbour advised me to go to one of those chaps who sit by
the roadside."
"You mean that pin man?"
"Yeah!"
This neighbour of hers seemed to be a very dangerous man. Besides
using pins, he was sending her to such quacks.
The only safety he knew was among the pins. "You were wise not to
heed his advice."
"But I tried his other advice. He told me to put warm oil inside
and wait.
However, that also did not work."
This was getting more and more bizarre. Her neighbour deserved to
be locked up either in a padded cell or a barred one..
"But have you taken your husband's permission?
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Now the patient looked confused. "Do I have to take my husband's
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Ireassured her. "No! No! The husband's sign is not at all
needed."
"However, I did inform him on phone."
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So I hastily turned to other aspects. "Its good that you came a
bit early."
"Actually I wanted to come early in the morning, but I had some
other work."
"Oh! I did not mean early today. I meant that if you had delayed
this removal, it would have started moving.
Then it would have developed aheartbeat."
The patient was staring at me wide eyed as if watching a horror
movie.
Looking at her face, I decided that she was not fit to listen to
the grotesque details.
I decided to relieve her a bit. I said, "You will bleed a bit,
but only for a few days."
By now, the poor patient was trembling, "how-H-How much
bleeding?"
"Oh, only slightly more than your menstrual period, and it will
continue only for a week or so."
By now the patient was clutching her hair in her fingers and
staring at me
wide-eyed. I asked her soothingly, "Why don't you lie down on the
examination table? Remove your clothes and relax."
his was the final straw. She didn't even wish me goodbye. I saw
just a blur of motion leaving my consulting room at top speed.
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Boy: Ok..
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Boy: I don't like you like that..
Girl: Why not?
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Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why you don't like me!
Boy: Do you really wanna know why?
Girl: Yes!
Boy: It's because you're ugly! What's the point of going out with
someone when they're not pretty?!
Girl: But.. I..
Boy: Just shut up and leave me alone!



The boy leaves and the girl is sitting there alone, crying her
heart out.
Then her cell phone rings.

Girl: Hello?
Mom: Sweetheart? I want you to go home, ok? I'll be home from
work in a few hours.
Girl: Alright Mom.
Mom: I love you.
Girl: I love you too, Mom.
Mom: Bye Bye.
Girl: Bye



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Girl: I'm not pretty enough..

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Its a Feel (Good Day)

Posted by: "©Ever Smile©" aa_punnagai@yahoo.com   aa_punnagai

Thu Jul 23, 2009 3:03 am (PDT)

Falling in love.

Laughing so hard your face hurts.

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Good Morning India

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