Messages In This Digest (16 Messages)
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- Nice Place To Sleep From: Sunil Maru
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- DO U Love Someone ? From: kartik mgl
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- Kaaash tum kajal hotien From: jitender mittal
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- A True Scientific Lover ( Don't miss Science Students ) From: Pyari Premila
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- J O K E S....(Jooop) From: jooop Love
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- *REFLECTIONS*_* By Michel CORBOZ From: TUNA
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- TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY ( Good Joke ) From: Pyari Premila
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- Fw: [gurl-group] Good Luck Message - Forward Please From: jitender mittal
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- Diabetes TREATMENT.... From: RajEsh
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- Fw: [Hindi_Jokes] Fw: [gurl-group] Good Luck Message - Forward Pleas From: mohit kumar
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- Jokes - Good News to all Smokers From: Abhijeet Kumar
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- BEAUTIFUL KURTIS FOR SMART GIRLS From: yogita
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- AWESOME LANSCAPES. From: Amandeep jatt
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- Funny Flood. From: Amandeep jatt
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Nice Place To Sleep
Posted by: "Sunil Maru" msn_9913739903@yahoo.co.in msn_9913739903
Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:36 am (PDT)
Nice Place To Sleep!
It's soft and comfy, too!
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SmS
Posted by: "kartik mgl" kartik_mgl@yahoo.co.in kartik_mgl
Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:40 am (PDT)
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Posted by: "kartik mgl" kartik_mgl@yahoo.co.in kartik_mgl
Sat Jul 25, 2009 5:01 am (PDT)
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DO U Love Someone ?
Posted by: "kartik mgl" kartik_mgl@yahoo.co.in kartik_mgl
Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:43 am (PDT)
>Just keep looking at the picture for some time
>If u really love someone u will see his/her face in it.....
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Kaaash tum kajal hotien
Posted by: "jitender mittal" jitendermittal2002@yahoo.co.in jituurs
Fri Jul 24, 2009 8:08 am (PDT)
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A True Scientific Lover ( Don't miss Science Students )
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Fri Jul 24, 2009 8:15 am (PDT)
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Uski baaton me GLUCOSE ki mithas thi ETHYL ALCOHOL si thandi uski saans thi
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Fri Jul 24, 2009 8:27 am (PDT)
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TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY ( Good Joke )
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Fw: [gurl-group] Good Luck Message - Forward Please
Posted by: "jitender mittal" jitendermittal2002@yahoo.co.in jituurs
Fri Jul 24, 2009 8:42 am (PDT)
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Good Luck Message
This is without a doubt one of the nicest good luck forwards I have received. Hope it works for you -- and me!
Lotus Touts: You have 6 minutes
There's some mighty fine advice in these words, even if you're not superstitious. This Lotus Touts has been sent to you for good luck from the Anthony Robbins organization. It has been sent around the world ten times so far.
Do not keep this message. FORWARD IT.
This Will Brings Happiness, Good Health, Money In Your Life.
The Lotus Touts must leave your hands in 6 MINUTES. This is true, even if you are not superstitious, agnostic, or otherwise faith impaired.
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it.
FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye.
SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.
EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.
NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.
TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.
TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.
THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?'
FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
FIFTEEN. Say 'bless you' when you hear someone sneeze.
SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.
EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice
TWENTY- ONE. Spend some time alone.
Now, here's the FUN part!
Send this to at least 5 people and your life will improve.
1-4 people: Your life will improve slightly.
5-9 people: Your life will improve to your liking.
9-14 people: You will have at least 5 surprises in the next 3 weeks
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Diabetes TREATMENT....
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Fri Jul 24, 2009 8:48 am (PDT)
Treatment of Diabetes: IT Works
Be your own judge...
DR. TONY ALMEIDA ( Bombay Kidney Speciality expert ) made the extensive experiments with perseverance and patience and discovered a successful treatment for diabetes.
Ingredients:
1 - Wheat flour 100 gm
2 - Gum(of tree) (gondh) 100 gm
3 - Barley 100 gm
4 - Black Seeds (kalunji) 100 gm
Method of Preparation.
Put all the above ingredients in 5 cups of water. Boil it for 10 minutes and put off the fire. Allow it to cool down by itself. When it has become cold, filter out the seeds and preserve the water in a glass jug or bottle.
How to use it?
Take one small cup of this water every day early morning when your stomach is empty. Continue this for 7 days. Next week repeat the same but on alternate days. With these 2 weeks of treatment you will wonder to see that you have become normal and can eat normal food without problem.
A word of caution: Please check blood sugar levels as you progress to avoid low sugar levels.
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Fw: [Hindi_Jokes] Fw: [gurl-group] Good Luck Message - Forward Pleas
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Fri Jul 24, 2009 8:59 am (PDT)
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There's some mighty fine advice in these words, even if you're not superstitious. This Lotus Touts has been sent to you for good luck from the Anthony Robbins organization. It has been sent around the world ten times so far.
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This Will Brings Happiness, Good Health, Money In Your Life.
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THREE.Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
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TWELVE.Talk slowly but think quickly.
THIRTEEN.When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?'
FOURTEEN.Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
FIFTEEN.Say 'bless you' when you hear someone sneeze.
SIXTEEN.When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
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EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
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Jokes - Good News to all Smokers
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Fri Jul 24, 2009 9:07 am (PDT)
The International Tobacco Syndicate, on its Golden Anniversary, wishes to invite smokers of all ages to join in its biggest Anniversary Sweepstakes Draw, where every smoker is a sure winner!
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BEAUTIFUL KURTIS FOR SMART GIRLS
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Fri Jul 24, 2009 8:43 pm (PDT)
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