Friday, July 24, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2342

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1.

*ST.PETERSBURG*_* By Giancarlo Bisone

Posted by: "TUNA" tunaysem@gmail.com   tunaysem

Thu Jul 23, 2009 9:13 am (PDT)





St. Isaacs Dome

Peterhof Palace

Fountain - Peterhof

Fountain - Peterhof

Fountain - Peterhof

WWII Monument

Smolni Convent

Dostoyevsky's Tomb

Fountain on the Neva River

Catherine Palace - Pushkin

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SmS

Posted by: "kartik mgl" kartik_mgl@yahoo.co.in   kartik_mgl

Thu Jul 23, 2009 9:19 am (PDT)



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are yaar yahan kya dhund raha hai,

maine kaha Bhagawad geeta mein likha hai!!... is me nahi......

Regards

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Bade bade sher kehna

Posted by: "bhola ram" desi.bomb@gmail.com   desi.bomb

Thu Jul 23, 2009 9:21 am (PDT)



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Amzing facts with PHOTOs.....

Posted by: "RajEsh" verygood101@yahoo.com   verygood101

Thu Jul 23, 2009 9:42 am (PDT)





 

 
 
 

 

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H O P E..

Posted by: "RajEsh" verygood101@yahoo.com   verygood101

Thu Jul 23, 2009 9:44 am (PDT)





Hope is life

Hope is life. Yes, hope is the driving force and it pushes the life forward and makes the life fruitful and worthiness for living. Positive thinking will enhance the life standards and reduces the stress levels.

 
These following 10 points will help you to have a life with full of hope and positive thoughts.
 
1. Never get despair yourself for every simple defeat and take strong decision to work harder than the previous attempt..
 
2. Don't be always in a hurry mood, as hurry makes you worry. Have the patience and wait for some more time looking hopefully for the result. Certainly you will get the good result, as per the hard labor put by you.
 
3. Never show sympathy upon yourself. Instead you make yourself more capable and dependable..
 
4. Never allow anxiety to overtake you. Develop this type of thinking as, still what I have to do?
 
5. People around you, are needn't be either your supporters or opposites, your thinking must be in that manner. Moreover they are busy in their daily chores, that point you must ever keep in mind ever.
 
6. It is very difficult to please everyone always.
 
The quotation is like this: `'If you want to please all, you please none''.
 
7. Never afraid of the changes that may occur in the circumstances where you are working but try adjust to them which gives relief from stress and strain.
 
8. Be of the opinion that you are helping others and not think like that others are utilizing you..
 
9. Never worry that you are in troubles and there is no way out.
But remember the quotation: `'Where there is will, there is a way''.. For every problem, there is a solution.
 
10. You have got your thinking capacity and you need not depend on others for simple things.
 
Speak to others sincerely and live heart fully. Always laugh with others (it is not good to laugh at others).
 
Be friendly with others as far as possible. Be plain in your dealings. A sincere person is always liked by others.
 
 
 

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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 193-194-195

Posted by: "neha" nehashah20f@gmail.com   nehashah20f

Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:32 am (PDT)



NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 193
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 193
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Ham aapki yaad me udaas hai, bas aapse milne ki aas hai,
Chahe dost kitne hi kyon na ho, apne liye to bas aap hi khaas hai,
Zakhm ki baat nahi hai, jaane dard kyon hota hai,
Dhokhe ki baat nahi hai, jaane vishvaas kyon hota hai,
Jaante hai ki bewafaai hai, na jaane phir bhi pyaar kyon hota hai.
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Is dil me dekho tasveer tumhaari hai,
In aakhon me dekho tasveer tumhaari hai,
Jee rahe hai ab tak apni marjee se,
Lekin ye maut ab amaanat tumhaari hai.
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Tum jab se aa gaye zindagi me,
Jitane the gam sab kho gaye,
Pehale the ham patthar ke,
Lekin ab mom ke ho gaye.
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Apna samajhkar tumhe chaahte rahe,
Bereham se khud ko behlaate rahe,
Na miloge tum phir bhi maanta nahi man,
Manaate tumhe paane ki ham maangte rahe.
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Meri shaadi hogi to aapse hogi,
Ye mera vada hai,
Main mar jaauga tumhaare bina,
Ye mera irada hai.
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 194

NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 194
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Ae dost jab bhi tu udaas hoga,
Mera khyaal tere hi paas hoga,
Dil ki gehraaiyo se jab bhi karoge yaad hame,
Tumhe hamaare kareeb hone ka ehasaas hoga.
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Jitna maine kiya kaun itana pyaar karega,
Meri baate sanam tujhe yaad aaya karegee bahut,
Meri aashiqi, meri deewaangi bhulegi kaise tu,
Teri dhadkane, teri saanse tujhe rulaya karegi bahut.
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Na aisi baat karo,
Dil dhadak jata hai,
Pyaar karane ko betaabi
Se machal jaata hai.
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Daali se patte, yu hi gira nahi karate,
Bichad ke log zyada jiya nahi karate,
Kuch naye SMS ho to bhejiye,
Purane ham baar-baar pada nahi karate.
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Aaj phir dil hai kuch udaas jaane kyon,
Ek maayusi si chaai hai, aaj phir palko par paani,
Bheed me hu phir bhi kyon ye tanhaai hai.
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 195

NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 195
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Aapse bahut pyaar karta hu,
Ab shaadi karna chaahta hu,
Main kisi ke saath nahi,
Tumhaare saath marna chaahta hu.
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Dil ko kisi pal bhi karaar na aaya,
Na tera koi khat ya sandesh na aaya,
Tum naadaan ho, nasamajh ho ya phir sangil,
Tumhe sab kuch aaya magar pyaar karna na aaya.
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Kahaan tak jaalim tera intazaar karu,
Tu bewafa to nahi magar kitna aitbaar karu,
Sitam mujh par huye aur tum chup hi rahe,
Ae sanam ab kis tarah use pyaar karu.
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Meri aakhen tere deedaar ko tarasti hai,
Meri nas-nas tere pyaar ko fadakti hai,
Tu to bata jaanam tujhko bhulaao kaise,
Meri rooh tak teri yaad me tadapti hai.
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Dekha nahi hai koI tujhsa,
Dekhane tujhe jannat se bhi laut aayenge,
Jab tak deedaar na ho tera,
Mar kar bhi ham chain se na mar paayenge.
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 188-189-190-191-192

Posted by: "neha" nehashah20f@gmail.com   nehashah20f

Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:33 am (PDT)



NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 188
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 188
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Koi dikha ke roye, koi chupa ke roye,
Hame rulaane waale hame rula ke roye,
Marane ka mazaa to tab hai,
Jab kaatil bhi janaaze par aa kar roye.
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Lamhe judaai ke bekaraar nahi karate hai,
Haalat mere mujhe laachaar karate hai,
Aakhen hamaari pad lo kabhi,
Ham kaise kahe ki ham aapse pyaar karte hai.
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Sadiya guzar gayi tera deedaar na hua,
Gulaab tuta ek baar phir gulzaar na hua,
Hamane to yara tujhko pyaar kiya hardam,
Magar tujhko kabhi bhi hamse pyaar na hua.
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Mangta hu to deti nahi jawaab meri baat ka,
Deti hai to khafa ho jata hai rom-rom jazbaat ka,
Pata nahi kyon wo bolti hai ki
Dheere se daalo baalo me phool gulaab ka.
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Boond-boond se hai saagar ki gehraai,
Isaki har boond hai mujh me samaai,
KoI maange to ek boond na de sakenge,
Kyonki har boond me hai aapki dosti samaai.
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 189

NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 189
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Pyaar ek lamba, meetha sapna hota hai aur,
Shadi ek alarm ghadi.
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Ye SMS kewal khoobsurat aur smart logo ke liye tha,
Galti se ise hamane aapko bhej diya hai,
Isaliye jyada khush mat hona,
Asuvidha ke liye ham dil se maafi maangte hai.
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Unki gali se jab mera janazaa nikla,
Magar wo na nikle jinke liye janaza nikla,
Jab unka ghar aaya to mere dost siti bajaane lage,
Rakh kar mera janaaza kambakht use pataane lage.
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Sooraj se roshan hai sara jahaan,
Hame ek diye ki talaash hai,
Apne paas logo ki kami hai
Par door apne bhi koi khaas hai.
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Chaahta hu tujhe pyaar du,
Dosti pe apni zindagi vaar du,
Jab bhi tera SMS nahi milta to,
Man karta hai teri jaan nikaal du.
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 190

NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 190
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Kaash aisa ho ki tumko tumse chura lu,
Waqt ko rokakar waqt se ek din chura lu,
Tum paas ho to is raat se ek raat chura lu,
Tum saath ho to is jahaan se ye jahaan chura lu.
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Mere rab mere yaar ko, saari khushi dena,
Bhool jaaye na doston ko wo khushiyon ke mele me
Isaliye thodi yaad unhe ham doston ki bhi de dena.
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Main aasmaan me baadalon ko dekh raha tha,
Bahut hi sundar najara tha,
Tum aa gaye to me tumhe dekhane laga,
Aur kya tha bas dekhta hi reh gaya.
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Tumhari yaadon ko rok pana hai mushkil,
Rote huye dil ko manana hai mushkil,
Ye dil aapko kitana yaad kar raha hai,
Is ek SMS se likh pana hai mushkil.
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Intajaar usaka jisake aane ki koi aas ho,
Khushboo bhi us phool ki jo mere paas ho,
Manzil na mil saki hame to koi baat nahi,
Gam bhi usi shakhs ka hota hai jise pyaar ka ehasaas ho.
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 191

NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 191
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Shaam ki tanhaai me kho na jana,
Kisi ki masti me doob na jana,
Milegi jaroor kal manzilen tumhe,
Use paakar is nacheez ko bhool na jana.
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Yaado me tum, khyaalo me tum,
Teri aakhon me ho gaye ham gum,
Bhool gaye saari duniya,
Bas yaad hai to sirf tum....tum....tum.
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Meri zindagi hi saja ho gayi,
Sanam jo tu mujhase khafa ho gayi,
Bahaar thi kabhi zindagi me apni,
Magar jaane kyon hawa ho gayi,
Main prem rogi hua sanam, aur tu meri dawa ho gayi,
Mujhko to yakeen nahi aata hai,
Tu hi bata kya sach much tu bewafa ho gayi hai.
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Mujhe hamesha apna dost banakar rakhna aur,
Main tumhe apne dil me rakhakar tala lagakar chabi kahi,
Bahut door fenk dunga taaki,
Koi tumhe mujhse door nahi le ja sake.
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Yaad aati hai jab unki yaaron to,
Ek sher ban jata hai,
Vaise to hamko yaaro likhna bhi kaha aata hai.
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 192

NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 192
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Jee chaahe jitna satao,
Shikayat karne wale ham nahi,
Ittefaak karne waale ham nahi,
Ittefaak ki baat hai ki pyaar aapse hai,
Varna itane keemti SMS karne waale ham nahi.
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Mat kar e dost apni girl friend se itni mohabbat,
Wo aakhon se waar karati hai,
Maine dekha hai uski aakhon me,
Wo mujhse bhi pyaar karti hai.
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Mujhko gulaab mat dena mere sanam,
Mere liye tum hi gulaab ho,
Mere dil e sawaalo ka tum hi jawaab ho,
Mere khuda ho tum, meri jaan ho tum,
Aapka koi jawaab nahi, aap to laajwaab ho.
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Hazaaro beete huye kal aur laakho aane waale kal ke,
Beech aaj ka din aaya hai aur main
Use aise hi nahi jaane doonga,
Tumase main jaroor kahunga ki tum bahut khoobsurat ho aur
Main tumase bahut pyaar karta hu.
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Jogi ko pyaar hai apni raakh se,
Kabaadi ko pyaar hai apni khaakh se,
Jaasoos ko pyaar hai apni jhaanch se,
Par hame pyaar hai aapki aakhon se.
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