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9.: NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 167

Posted by: "neha" nehashah20f@gmail.com nehashah20f

Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:52 am (PDT)

NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 167
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Neha Shah

NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 167
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Meri baaho se jude hai aapke taar,
Aapse milane ko ham hai kitne bekaraar,
Aakhon me neend hai na dil ko karaar,
Jaldi se bhejo aap apna koi samachaar.
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Dosti ek nagma hai jise gungunata hu main,
Dosti vo rishta hai jise nibhata hu main,
Akele zindagi kat nahi sakati hai,
Isaliye aap jaise pyaare dost ko banata hu main.
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Labo se kuch keh nahi paate,
Aakhen bhi khaamosh hai,
Dil ka kya haal bayaan karu,
Bas aap hi ki baato me madhosh hai.
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Khwaab tumhara aata hai to muskura lete hai,
Dard aakhon me utar aata hai to ro lete hai,
Yaado me tumhaari neend to aati nahi,
Khwaabo me tum aaoge ye sochakar so lete hai.
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Raju-"haa mila, hamesha male hi bhejta rahta hai,
Kabhi-kabhi female bhi bhej diya kar."
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10.: NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 169

Posted by: "neha" nehashah20f@gmail.com nehashah20f

Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:54 am (PDT)

NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 169
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Please send your comments here.

Neha Shah

NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 169
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Sitaaro ke bagair aasmaan me rakha kya hai?
Bin tere jeene me rakha kya hai?
Lagta hai sab kuch adhura sa,
Dosti ke bagair duniya me rakha kya hai?
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Kaash! bhoolane par bhool jaate tum,
Le jaate apne saath ye sapne tum,
par ab zindagi to beet jaayengi yu hi,
Kaash! bulaane par laut aate tum.
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Jeewan me fal paane le liye,
Bahut parishram karna padta hai,
Bhagwaan to sirph lakeere deta hai,
Rang to khud hi bharna padta hai.
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Nahi ban jaata koi apna yu hi dil lagane se,
Karni padti hai dua rab se sachha dost paane me,
Rakhna sambhaal kar ye yaarana apna,
Ki tut na jaaye ye kisi ke bahakane se.
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Dur vaadiyo me dhundhle baadal chup kar,
Parvat se milne ka intajaar karate hai,
Dil me tamaam intajaar liye,
Ham aapka intajaar karte hai.
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11.: NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 168

Posted by: "neha" nehashah20f@gmail.com nehashah20f

Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:54 am (PDT)

NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 168
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Neha Shah

NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 168
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Kutte ke pille,
Ulloo ke patthe,
Suar ke bachhe, saap ke sapole,
Abe gussa kyon ho raha hai...?
Main to ye keh raha hu,
Ki ye sab chote-chote hote hai.
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Zindagi faili hai chaaro or,
Par kyon mujhe najar aate nahi?
Log kahate hai ki ham tere dost hai,
Par kyon mujhe dosti najar aati nahi.
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Tum haseen khwaab ki tarah aaya karo,
Dheere-dheere se dil me samaya karo,
Surkh labo ki jagah choom lu unhe,
Gore haatho me mehandi lagaya karo.
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Jab bhi phulo ko dekhta hu,
To tumhari yaad aati hai,
Kyonki phool mahakte hai, sajate hai,
Sajaate hai, sharamate hai,
Pujte hai aur phir mere jaise bhavare chakkar lagte hai.
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Roj kahati hai chalo picture,
Main kaise samajhau jeb khali hai,
Ghar ka samaan bik chuka sara,
Bas ek lota hai aur ek thali hai.
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12.: NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 174

Posted by: "neha" nehashah20f@gmail.com nehashah20f

Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:54 am (PDT)

NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 174
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 174
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Vo mere saamne hai aur main deewana sa,
Unhi se puchta hu ki mujhe tadapaya kisane.
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Baadal bhi ho, ghata bhi ho,
Baarish na ho, to kya faayda,
Mobile ho aur balance bhi,
Par SMS na ho to kya faayda.
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Namaskar! aaj ka taapmaan 48 Degree hone ki sambhawana hai,
Krupya apne dimaag vaali jagah par barf laga kar rakhe,
Kyonki bhusa bahut jaldi aag pakadta hai.
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Kameene, lafange, lofar, ollu, gadhe, bewde, bewakuf...
Alag-alag tarah ke log rahte hai is duniya me,
Tu tension mat lena.
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Agar aap me himmat hai to mere sawaal ka jawaab do,
Kya aapko paagalpan ke daure padne band ho gaye hai,
Jawaab jaroor dena?
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13.: The Top Ten Reasons (Funny)

Posted by: "�Ever Smile�" aa_punnagai@yahoo.com aa_punnagai

Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:27 am (PDT)

(Funny)

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14.: ( COOL SMS ) Chaiwala

Posted by: "bhagyashree pednekar" pednekarbhagyashree@yahoo.com pednekarbhagyashree

Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:57 am (PDT)

Chaiwala
Husband: ?
Wife:

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15.: *DREAMERS OF LOVE*_* digital art

Posted by: "TUNA" tunaysem@gmail.com tunaysem

Tue Jul 28, 2009 7:11 am (PDT)

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16.: *FLOWERS and WINNIE*_*

Posted by: "TUNA" tunaysem@gmail.com tunaysem

Tue Jul 28, 2009 7:19 am (PDT)

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17.: Amazing Art On Banana

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Tue Jul 28, 2009 7:26 am (PDT)

Amazing Art On Banana

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18.: How to Clean a Dirty CD / DVDs

Posted by: "RajEsh" verygood101@yahoo.com verygood101

Tue Jul 28, 2009 8:02 am (PDT)

How to Clean a Dirty CD�� / DVDs

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Do you know how to clean a CD? Every time you keep your CD/DVD outside the pouch, there is a high possibility that the CD could get dirty, smudged or fingerprinted. And the problem with most of you is that you want to clean it but you don��⒠��t know how to clean it in such a dirty condition.
Cleaning Dirty CD / DVDs
For all those who want to clean a dirty CD/DVD with minimum effort in the cheapest way, follow the process with simple steps given below in order.

Find yourself a container (a medium sized one which is good enough to submerge a disk in it)
Squeeze into the container a table spoon of liquid soap or window cleaning solution. You can also use all-natural cleaning liquid made out of distilled water.
Now pour clean water into the container and fill it. Now the water should become soapy once it gets mixed with the cleaning solution added whatsoever.
Now put the dirty disk into the container filled with soapy water. Leave it there for about a minute or two.
Now remove the disk from the soapy water container and rinse it with running warm water.
Repeat the process if the disk is still a bit dirty. In case the smudges on the disk are stubborn, you can use a soft cloth to rub soap on those parts..
Finally shake off the excess water and let the disk to dry naturally. Do not use any artificial blower or hair drier.
Now you have your shiny good as new CD which can be easily run on your computer and there are less chances of getting data copy errors on running it.

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19.: ( FUNNY JOKE ) The Four Cats !

Posted by: "Pyari Premila" innocent.peacock@gmail.com black.peacock

Tue Jul 28, 2009 8:07 am (PDT)

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Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were .

The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third
man was a Chemist and the fourth man was a Government Employee.

To show off, the Engineer called his cat,

"T-square, do your stuff."

T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly
drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty
smart.

But the Accountant said his cat could do better.

He called his cat and said,

"Spreadsheet, do your stuff."

Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He
divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies ............Everyone agreed
that was good.

But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said

"Measure, do your stuff."

Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk,, got a 10
ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a
drop into the glass.

Everyone agreed that was pretty good.

Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, "What can
your cat do?"

The Government Employee called his cat and said.....

"Coffee Break.....do your stuff."

Coffee Break jumped to his feet...........

Ate the cookies...............

Drank the milk..............

Sh*t on the paper....................

Screwed the other three cats.....................

Claimed he injured his back while doing so..................

Filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions.........

Put in for Workers Compensation...............and

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20.: ( FUNNY SMS ) DOSTI AGAR BURI HAI TO

Posted by: "Pyari Premila" innocent.peacock@gmail.com black.peacock

Tue Jul 28, 2009 8:18 am (PDT)

DOSTI AGAR BURI HAI TO

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DOSTI AGAR BURI HAI TO USE HONE MAT DO,
HO GAYI TO USE KHONE NA DO,
AUR AGAR DOST HO SABSE PYARA TO USE SONE MAT DO...
!! JAGTE RAHO!!
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Ram Ram Friendwa, Kaisan ho?
Hamar se koi galati huie gava ka?
Tohar SMSwa ke darshan kiye jamana bit gava,
Tanik ek dui SMSwa bhijwai do hamar....!
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hoon.

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21a.: Jokes

Posted by: "Sohail" mo_inrock@yahoo.com mo_inrock

Tue Jul 28, 2009 11:38 am (PDT)

Teacher: Aap ka beta Cigarette peeta hai aap kabhi use poochte nahi???

Sardar Ji: Han poochta hoon lekin kameena kabhi deta nahi��..

Bhikari: Hello Taj Hotel? Ek Biriyani & Ras malai order bhej dena

Taj Hotel: Kis ke naam per bhejoon sab?

Bhikari : Allah Ke naam pe bhej do

Wife: Darling why u has been checking our marriage certificates since
one hour?

Husband: nothing darling just I am choking there is any expiry date or
not��

[:))] [:))] [:))]

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22.: sms joke

Posted by: "Jawad Sait" jawad_sait@yahoo.in jawad_sait

Tue Jul 28, 2009 11:41 am (PDT)

LOGO SE PANGE BHI HONGE GHAR ME DANGE BHI HONGE

AGAR AAPNE MUJHE SMS NA KIYA TOH AAPKO

12 BACHE HONGE

2 NANGE

2 GANJE

AUR 8 LAFANGE HONGE

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23.: Happy Raksha Bandhan

Posted by: "RajEsh" verygood101@yahoo.com verygood101

Tue Jul 28, 2009 11:42 am (PDT)

Happy Raksha Bandhan

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