Thursday, July 16, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2332

Messages In This Digest (26 Messages)

1a.
madhu ke pyare-pyare sms-16 From: madhu bala
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SMS From: Rohit Ranka
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I'll Just Say..uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu From: Solo Cool
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Hello............ From: Solo Cool
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Pencil Art (Attractive) From: ©Ever Smile©
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DOOR BELL From: ANIL BHARDWAJ
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male or female From: chayan jain
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SmS From: kartik mgl
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Madhu ke pyare-pyare sms-17 From: madhu bala
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You'll never know From: Nilesh Shah
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Boyfriend before marriage From: Natasha_ForU
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!!!!!!!!!! LIFE IS !!!!!!!! From: jitender mittal
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Kitna saaf From: bhagyashree pednekar
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*MOSCOW*_* 1 From: TUNA
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Aap Bohat Yaad Aatay Hain....(Jooop) From: jooop Love
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YOGA From: Chhaya Shah
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Fw: [gurl-group] The Sands of Forgiveness (Must Read & Forward It.) From: jitender mittal
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Dil mein basa ek ( HINDI ROMANTIC SMS ) From: Hi it's Varsha
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Control Body Odor, the Herbal Way From: RajEsh
20.
Memorable Dialogues Of Bollywood MOVIES... From: RajEsh
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To handle yourself ( SMS QUOTES ) From: Nisha 4 Friends
22.
Why girls are better than boys ( DONT MISS GIRLS - VERY FUNNY) From: Nisha 4 Friends
23.
Things to think about kids ( VERY FUNNY HUMOR ) From: Nisha 4 Friends

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1a.

madhu ke pyare-pyare sms-16

Posted by: "madhu bala" mbala_nikki@yahoo.co.in   mbala_nikki

Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:14 am (PDT)



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1b.

SMS

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Thu Jul 16, 2009 3:56 am (PDT)





2.

I'll Just Say..uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:24 am (PDT)



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We'd be an eclipse
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Words can't explain
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You are my life, my blood
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Were would I be?

When you are not around
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So if we're close together
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Hello............

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Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:27 am (PDT)



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Pencil Art (Attractive)

Posted by: "©Ever Smile©" aa_punnagai@yahoo.com   aa_punnagai

Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:36 am (PDT)



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5.

DOOR BELL

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Thu Jul 16, 2009 3:45 am (PDT)



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6.

male or female

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Thu Jul 16, 2009 3:50 am (PDT)





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7.1.

SmS

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Thu Jul 16, 2009 3:59 am (PDT)

7.2.

SmS

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Thu Jul 16, 2009 7:29 am (PDT)



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SmS

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Thu Jul 16, 2009 7:55 am (PDT)



" Talk with someone,

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8.

Madhu ke pyare-pyare sms-17

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Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:05 am (PDT)



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9.

You'll never know

Posted by: "Nilesh Shah" nilesh1958@yahoo.co.in   nilesh1958

Thu Jul 16, 2009 7:10 am (PDT)



You'll never know

how much

your smile lights up the room

or your laughter fills my soul,
10.

Boyfriend before marriage

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Thu Jul 16, 2009 7:18 am (PDT)



( VERY FUNNY SMS....READ AND FORWARD )

Boyfriend before marriage

11a.

Friendship SMS

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Thu Jul 16, 2009 7:35 am (PDT)



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!!!!!!!!!! LIFE IS !!!!!!!!

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Life is a road with unexpected turns
Sometimes it's good, but many times it burns



We try to make the best of what we get
But sometimes it's hard, so we try to forget



We think our problems will go away
But they'll be back another day



Many times they will break your heart
It feels like everything has fallen apart



There are many bumps in this road of life
Many of which, cause hardship and strife



On this road, if you're lost and alone
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13.

Kitna saaf

Posted by: "bhagyashree pednekar" pednekarbhagyashree@yahoo.com   pednekarbhagyashree

Thu Jul 16, 2009 8:09 am (PDT)



( COOL SMS )

Kitna saaf
14.

*MOSCOW*_* 1

Posted by: "TUNA" tunaysem@gmail.com   tunaysem

Thu Jul 16, 2009 8:18 am (PDT)





Lenin's Mausoleum & St. Basil

Red Square

Kremlin

Kremlin

Main University

Eliseev Store

Entrance of Tretyakov Gallery

Fountain

Ivans Bell

Marshal Zhukov's Monument

Izmailovsky Park Flea Market

15.

Aap Bohat Yaad Aatay Hain....(Jooop)

Posted by: "jooop Love" jooop55@yahoo.com   jooop55

Thu Jul 16, 2009 8:29 am (PDT)





Join Jooop Clcik here
Aap Bohat Yaad Aatay Hain
Ghanghoor Ghataey Aate Hain Jab
Nadyaan Jhomte Gaate Hain Jab
Lahrain Shoor Machate Hain Jab
Aap Bohat Yaad Aatay Hain

Badal Baras Kar Chat Jatay Hain
Qatray Mouti Ban Jatay Hain
Kirnay Rang Bikhrate Hain Jab
Aap Bohat Yaad Aatay Hain

Do Dewanay Jab Miltay Hain
Phool Mohabbat Kay Khiltay Hain
Dewaray Bhi Gaate Hain Jab
Aap Bohat Yaad Aatay Hain

Chanda Tumhari Yadain Lay Kar
Kirnoon Ke Barsatain Lay Kar
Chaandni Ratain Aate Hain Jab
Aap Bohat Yaad Aatay Hain
"I would give up everything for one moment with u;
for one moment is better than a life time of never knowing u."

I was the € ¦ßest,
I am the € ¦ßest,

And I'll always remain the € ¦ßest !
IF I'LL REMAIN IN UR PRAYS

16.

YOGA

Posted by: "Chhaya Shah" crshah1981@yahoo.com   crshah1981

Thu Jul 16, 2009 8:36 am (PDT)







Dont" keep me in ur eyes,
i may fall as tears.Keep me in ur heart,
so that ur every "heart beat" may reminds u that there is "someone 4 u"....

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17.

Fw: [gurl-group] The Sands of Forgiveness (Must Read & Forward It.)

Posted by: "jitender mittal" jitendermittal2002@yahoo.co.in   jituurs

Thu Jul 16, 2009 8:41 am (PDT)




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From: Sakshi Pradhan <sweetcrazyboy.group@yahoo.com>
Subject: [gurl-group] The Sands of Forgiveness (Must Read & Forward It.)
To: sweetcrazyboy-subscribe@yahoogroups.co.in
Date: Friday, 17 July, 2009, 9:49 PM

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Note: forwarded message attached.
The Sands of Forgiveness

A story tells that two friends were walking through the desert. During some point of the journey they had an argument, and one friend slapped the other one in the face.

The one who got slapped was hurt, but without saying anything, wrote in the sand:

TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE.

They kept on walking until they found an oasis, where they decided to take a bath. The one who had been slapped got stuck in the mire and started drowning, but the friend saved him.

After he recovered from the near drowning, he wrote on a stone:

TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE.

The friend who had slapped and saved his best friend asked him, € ¢â' '¼After I hurt you, you wrote in the sand and now, you write on a stone, why?€ ¢â' '½

The other friend replied € ¢â' '¼When someone hurts us we should write it down in sand where winds of forgiveness can erase it away. But, when someone does something good for us, we must engrave it in stone where no wind can ever erase it.€ ¢â' '½

LEARN TO WRITE YOUR HURTS IN THE SAND AND TO CARVE YOUR BENEFITS IN STONE.

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Dil mein basa ek ( HINDI ROMANTIC SMS )

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Thu Jul 16, 2009 9:11 am (PDT)



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19.

Control Body Odor, the Herbal Way

Posted by: "RajEsh" verygood101@yahoo.com   verygood101

Thu Jul 16, 2009 9:17 am (PDT)





Control Body Odor, the Herbal Way

Body odor can be embarrassing and can cause relationship problems. They can also disrupt the office work environment and cause friction. The normal accepted way to control this body odor is to spray and a lot of cologne and perfume and trust in their efficacy. My way is different.

Bad body odor can happen to anyone at any time. It may be the arm pits that are smelling or maybe the feet. At times, the hair can also smell bad and bad odor can also come through sweat glands on the body. It is important to understand what is causing the bad odor and try to fix that problem rather than try cosmetic solutions which will work only in the short term.

Bad Body odor can be caused by the sweat glands getting rid of toxins which cause bad smell. It can also be caused by a local bacterial infection in the armpits. Certain medicines can also cause a person's body to smell bad as the body secretes them out with sweat. Stress related factors can also cause the body to smell bad.

In my experience, poor diet and stress related factors are the primary cause of bad body odor. Every one sweats and sweat is essential to keep the body cool and to de stress. It is not recommended to use body deodorants that stop sweat formation in armpits ( for example) to try and control body odor.. This can cause more harm than good.
I would recommend the following regime to control bad body smell.

* Prepare a mixture of lime juice, sugar and a little salt (home made lemonade) and drink three glasses a day. (if diabetic, take it without sugar). This helps to remove toxins from the body.

* Sip ginger tea before and after meals. This helps in keeping sweat glands in check.

* Cut out spices from your diet. Reduce intake of red meat and foods such as white bread and processed foods. Increase the intake of green vegetables, fresh fruits and raw and boiled vegetables in your diet.

* Reduce intake of coffee and alcohol.

The above dietary changes will have an almost immediate effect on bad odor (odour). The body will start responding positively within a week to ten days and start smelling better.
In combination with the above lifestyle and dietary changes, I would also recommend the following herbal remedies.

* Soak cotton wool pads in apple cider vinegar and apply it to the underarms and feet area. This helps fix the pH balance in the body and helps in reducing bad smelling bacteria and controlling minor infections if any.

* You may alternate usage of apple cider vinegar with diluted lime juice. This will help control infections and provide vitamin C direct to the skin.

* Add rose water to your bath water. Add it to your last rinse and it will help keep your body smelling cool and sweet for a long time.

* Rubbing potato slices to problem areas also helps reduce body odor (odour).

* Get your hair smelling good, by adding lime juice to your last rinse. This will help eliminate bacteria that may be causing bad smell. Lemon juice also helps restore the pH balance of the hair and scalp.

* If your feet are smelling bad, you need to understand that your body is telling you to change your diet. Start wearing cotton socks ( and change them twice a day) so that the feet may breath easy and wear leather shoes, which breathe. Every evening dip your feet in hot water to which alum has been added. Rub some potato slices to the soles to help control the smell. You may also sprinkle some baking soda on your feet before putting on the socks.. Baking soda is a well known anti odor agent.

In conclusion, eliminate body odor with dietary changes and herbal remedies.. Use perfumes and colognes with discretion. Avoid deodorants and let your body sweat. This is the healthy, natural way.

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20.

Memorable Dialogues Of Bollywood MOVIES...

Posted by: "RajEsh" verygood101@yahoo.com   verygood101

Thu Jul 16, 2009 9:21 am (PDT)




Memorable Dialogues Of Bollywood Movies : Don't Miss

Kitne admi the € ¢â' '³ Sholay (1975)
In her well researched and immensely readable book on Sholay,
Anupama Chopra says that the popularity of a movie can be
assessed by the ad spoofs it inspires. From the time of its
release in 1975, kitney aadmi the has churned out innumerable
ads. So is Gabbar€ ¢â' '¹s kitne admi the Hindi movie€ ¢â' '¹s most memorable
dialogue ever? Sholay was the first movie to bring out an audio
of the film€ ¢â' '¹s dialogues and the experiment was a raging success.
The dialogues sold more than R D Burman€ ¢â' '¹s compositions! From
jo dar gaya samjho mar gaya to < karta drama ghari>and tumhara
naam kya hai Basanti anyone who has seen the movie, has his
own favourite dialogue.

Yeh bacchhon ke khelne ki cheez nahi, haath kat jaaye toh khoon nikal aata hai€ ¢â' '¹ € ¢â' '³ Waqt (1965)
Directed by Yash Chopra and produced by B R Chopra, this multi-starer
blockbuster established some of Hindi movies most recurrent and popular
themes: brothers separated at birth, who keep meeting each other without
realizing their kinship; one brother grows up virtuous, the other is on the
wrong side of the law; rich girl falling in love with an idealistic poor man.
Waqt also set the trend for all future Yash Chopra movies, with opulent
houses, lush manicured lawns, ladies dressed prettily in chiffon and designer
churidars, flashy big cars and song sequences in the verdant valleys of Kashmir
(which later shifted to Switzerland) .

Babumoshai€ ¢â' ¦! € ¢â' '³ Anand (1970)
Rajesh Khanna was already a superstar when he co-starred with the gangly
Amitabh who looked quite uncharismatic next to the effervescent charmer.
Rajesh Khanna€ ¢â' '¹s babumoshai was replete with affection, warmth and had a
teasing note to it. It wasn€ ¢â' '¹t an artificially contrived Bengali mannerism like
Bhansali€ ¢â' '¹s bondhu or shotti from Devdas. The same playfully affectionate
address takes on profoundly tragic overtones when Rajesh Khanna€ ¢â' '¹s recorded
message tries to comfort his friend Amitabh, as Amitabh weeps over the
death of his patient (Rajesh Khanna), who had also become his closest friend

Aap ke paon dekhe, bahut haseen hai. Inhe zameen par mat utariyega
€ ¢â' '´ maile ho jayenge € ¢â' '³ Pakeezah (1972)
Raj Kumar€ ¢â' '¹s gravelly rendition of this immortal sentence has become synonymous
with classic romance and chivalry. It was delivered as a € ¢â' '¸voice over€ ¢â' '¹ through
a letter that Meena Kumari discovers left on her train berth. The irony is of
course that the courtesan Sahibjaan (Meena Kumari) earns her living through
mujras, where she has to get her feet dirty, enticing men with her dance.
The train€ ¢â' '¹s piercing whistle recurs as a leitmotif throughout the movie,
reminding her of her secret admirer and holds out the promise of a better
life, away from men who purchase her beauty at the kotha.

Mujhse dosti karoge? Bobby (1973)
Dimple puts out her hand and asks Rishi mujhse dosti karoge? Seems like a
simple request but it created cinematic history of sorts. Never before had
a girl been so forward as to make the first move. That too with a handshake..
It was unheard of, since Hindi film heroines normally simpered and shied
away from any bodily contact until the man had wooed her. In a short
skirt and with a wide-eyed quizzical _expression, Bobby (Dimple), is
unabashed youthfulness and sexiness personified. The line also became
the most hackneyed ice-breaker in college campuses all over the country.

Mere pas ma hai € ¢â' '³ Deewar (1975)
Nirupama Roy, the quintessential long suffering, patient and gentle € ¢â' '¸ma€ ¢â' '¹
in innumerable Hindi movies, became immortalized as the € ¢â' '¸ma€ ¢â' '¹ whom
Amitabh could not win over with his gari, bari and bungalow. That single
stark sentence was brilliantly juxtaposed against Amitabh€ ¢â' '¹s rantings about
his material possessions. Mere pas ma hai summed up the entire gamut of
moral issues that were at stake in the movie. Ponderous generalizations
such as € ¢â' '¸crime does not pay€ ¢â' '¹, € ¢â' '¸money cannot buy love€ ¢â' '¹ and € ¢â' '¸the end does
not justify the means€ ¢â' '¹ were put across succinctly and simply through this
single sentence. Another classic quote from the Salim € ¢â' '³ Javed duo.

Mogambo khush hua € ¢â' '³ Mr. India (1987)
Amrish Puri could never live down his Mogambo image (his evil priest role
in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom was simply another exaggerated
and more grotesque Mogambo). Mogambo khush hua was eccentric evil
incarnate, in colourful Bollywood hyperbole. He wore outlandish clothes,
made his eyes as big as saucers, threatened hapless victims into submission
and then chortled out loud Mogambo khush hua.

Children loved him because he seemed a caricature straight out of a comic strip.

Dosti mein no sorry, no thank you € ¢â' '³ Maine Pyar Kiya (1988)
Saccharine€ ¢â' ¦but teenagers loved this new definition of friendship. Friendship
badges and stickers became a rage in schools, which was in itself, a completely
new phenomenon in India (to be revived as friendship bands after Kuch Kuch
Hota Hai hit the screen in 2003). € ¢â' '¼Love means never having to say you are
sorry€ ¢â' '½, from Love Story was the inspiration for this dialogue. The theme of
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ek ladka aur ek ladki kabhi dost nahin ban sakte, questioning the innocence
and purity of their relationship.

Mein chota sa, pyara sa, nanha sa, baccha hoon € ¢â' '³ Chaalbaaz (1989)
One of Shakti Kapoor€ ¢â' '¹s first comic roles in striped knee length drawers
with the drawer string hanging out, which went on to become a staple
character in David Dhawan movies. By this time Shakti Kapoor had
exhausted his range of villainous expressions. He tried his hand at
comedy and proved to be a huge success. Ever since then, he has
been repeating this dialogue in umpteen shows and TV interviews.
And why did he say he was a baccha? Because he thought Sridevi
wanted to seduce him, when in reality, she wanted to beat the
living daylights out of him!

Bade bade deshon mein, aisi choti choti baatein hoti rahti hain
- Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge (1995)
Youngsters picked this line up and used it whenever they had to
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and witty. Shah Rukh Khan of course epitomized the cool dude.
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his appeal to all aspiring yuppies back in India! The comment was
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To handle yourself ( SMS QUOTES )

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Thu Jul 16, 2009 9:27 am (PDT)



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22.

Why girls are better than boys ( DONT MISS GIRLS - VERY FUNNY)

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Thu Jul 16, 2009 9:28 am (PDT)



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14. We can hug our friend without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
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33. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an
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34. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in
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Things to think about kids ( VERY FUNNY HUMOR )

Posted by: "Nisha 4 Friends" nishi4friend@gmail.com   nishi4friend

Thu Jul 16, 2009 9:30 am (PDT)



*Things to think about kids*

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1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and
talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.

2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children.

3. Mothers of teens now know "why" some animals eat their young.

4. Children seldom miss quote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for
word what you shouldn't have said.
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5. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that
there "are" children more awful than your own.

6. We child proof our homes ... but they are still getting in !

Advice for the Day !

Be nice to your kids
" They " will choose your nursing home ...
And finally ...
If you have a lot of tension and you get headaches too

"Do what the aspirin bottle says"

Take 2 aspirin and ... "Keep Away From
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