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- The longest solar eclipse of the century....§ From: MUSTAFA ZEESHAN
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Sat Jul 25, 2009 7:33 am (PDT)
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The longest solar eclipse of the century....§
Posted by: "MUSTAFA ZEESHAN" mmustafa@pbad.sbg.com.sa greatfriend_friend_ship_me
Sat Jul 25, 2009 7:37 am (PDT)
THE LONGEST SOLAR ECLIPSE OF THE CENTURY.... ¦§
Earlier today, the moon passed directly in front of the sun, causing a
total solar eclipse that crossed nearly half the Earth - through Nepal,
Bangladesh, Bhutan, Myanmar and China. Today's was the longest total solar
eclipse of the 21st century, lasting as much as 6 minutes and 39 seconds in
a few areas. Despite cloudy skies in many of the populated areas in the
path, millions of people gathered outside to gaze up and view this rare
event. Collected here are a few images of the eclipse, and those people who
came out to watch.
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People watch the solar eclipse on the peak of Malu Mountain in Liuzhou,
China on July 22, 2009. A total solar eclipse covered a narrow path across
Asia, where it darkened skies for millions of people for more than six
minutes in some places.
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Hindu devotees observe a solar eclipse through specially-designed viewing
glasses as they take holy dips in the Sangam, the confluence of the Ganges,
Yamuna and the mythical Sarawati River, in Allahabad, India, Wednesday, July
22, 2009.
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A partial solar eclipse is seen as an internally displaced man loads his
belongings onto the back of a truck before departing from the UNHCR (United
Nations High Commission for Refugees) Yar Hussain camp in pakistan's Swabi
district, about 120 km (75 mi) northwest of Islamabad on July 22, 2009.
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Hindu devotees gather along the banks of the River Ganges to watch the total
solar eclipse in the northern Indian city of Varanasi July 22, 2009.
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The roof of the Yellow Crane Tower is silhouetted below a partial solar
eclipse in Wuhan, Hubei province, China on July 22, 2009.
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South Korean student Jo Sang-young watches the solar eclipse through a stack
of sunglasses at Yonsei University in Seoul, South Korea, Wednesday, July
22, 2009.
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The moon passes between the sun and the earth, nearing a total solar
eclipse, as seen in Changsha, Hunan province, China on July 22, 2009.
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A man continues his chore - emptying a rubbish bin in front of the world's
largest stone Buddha statue - despite the darkness of the total solar
eclipse above the city of Leshan, Sichuan province, China on July 22, 2009.
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The sun's edge, or limb, peeks out from behind the moon during a total solar
eclipse above Varanasi, India on Wednesday, July 22, 2009.
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People congregate on the banks of the River Ganges watching a total solar
eclipse in Varanasi, India, Wednesday, July 22, 2009.
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A red crescent of sun is visible during a total solar eclipse seen above
Varanasi, India on Wednesday, July 22, 2009.
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Much of the sun's corona becomes visible as the moon passes between the sun
and the earth during a total solar eclipse, seen above Varanasi, India,
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
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People use their mobile phones to take photos as they join thousands of
people along the Ganges river to watch a solar eclipse in the Indian city of
Varanasi on July 22, 2009.
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A statue of Chairman Mao Zedong is silhouetted against a partial solar
eclipse in Wuhan, Hubei province, China on July 22, 2009.
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A boy uses a piece of smoked glass to observe a solar eclipse in Tianjin
municipality, China on July 22, 2009.
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A partial solar eclipse is seen through the window panels of the Taoyuan
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Residents listen to an expert from a science and technology museum give a
talk during a partial eclipse in Liuzhou, Guangxi Zhuang autonomous region,
China on July 22, 2009.
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A partial solar eclipse is seen through clouds in Hyderabad, Pakistan on
Wednesday, July 22, 2009.
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An aircraft flies past the sun during a solar eclipse above New Delhi, India
on July 22, 2009.
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In this handout image provided by National Astronomical Observatory of
Japan, the sun's corona is clearly visible during the solar eclipse on July
22, 2009, seen near Iwojima Island, Tokyo, Japan.
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Parting Thoughts...
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Sat Jul 25, 2009 7:55 am (PDT)
A PARTING THAUGHT ¢Ã‚                            ¢Ã‚                                         ¢Ã‚ ¢Ã‚              ¢Ã¢' '¼ When my happiest moment will come ¢Ã‚                     Sorrows will rest in the eyes of some ¢Ã‚                    ¢Ã‚ ¢Ã‚                     Full eyes fill with tears ¢Ã‚                     Facing smiles and cheers ¢Ã‚ ¢Ã‚                     The
laughter will be far away from you ¢Ã‚                     And sadness may start with morning dew ¢Ã‚ ¢Ã‚                     Fun will be far away from the sight ¢Ã‚                     And u will think of me day and night ¢Ã‚ ¢Ã‚                     Then u will bury me deep down ¢Ã‚                     The cross with R.I.P. will b my crown ¢Ã‚ ¢Ã‚                     Decorated with some jasmine and a rose ¢Ã‚                      Back
to your home morning u will go ¢Ã‚ ¢Ã‚                     You will remember me and cry ¢Ã‚                     Till your eyes have become dry ¢Ã‚ ¢Ã‚                     Then u will forget me as days go on ¢Ã‚                     For I am already dead and gone ¢Ã‚ ¢Ã‚                     Then u will remember me may be once a year ¢Ã‚                     But from your eyes want drop a single tear ¢Ã‚ ¢Ã‚                    Â
With faces full of joy and smiles ¢Ã‚                     Away from me more then a hundred miles ¢Ã‚ ¢Ã‚                     With laughter and happiness on your face ¢Ã‚                     You will live your life with fun and grace. ¢Ã¢' '½
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Why?????????????????
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Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
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Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
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In art gallery ( SMS Jokes )
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Good Morning
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Sat Jul 25, 2009 8:26 am (PDT)
GOOD MORNING
Good morning dear
I just want to say
I hope you have
A Beautiful day
And as the sun
Rises in the sky
The clouds I see
Are passing by
And on each cloud
A wish for you
That you'll enjoy
All that you do
And know you're loved
In every way
I hope you have
A Beautiful Day!
HAVE A GREAT DAY AHEAD
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In memory of Michael Jackson
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Info: The Hottest Young Royals
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Sat Jul 25, 2009 9:37 am (PDT)
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Info: The Hottest Young Royals
Source: Forbes.com
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1. Prince William
Country: U.K.
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The eldest son of Prince Charles and Princess Diana again ranks at No. 1 on our list. While the British royal family has considerable wealth, the prince's place is primarily attributed to his international popularity and the media's habit of chronicling his every move. The 26-year-old is currently training to become a military helicopter pilot and recently made headlines for his reported desire to go to Afghanistan.
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2. Prince Harry
Country: U.K.
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Prince Harry, younger brother of William, is the more rebellious of the two, at least according to the press. He attracts constant attention for antics usually involving bar hopping and alcohol. Since breaking up with his girlfriend of five years in January, there has also been rampant public speculation about his latest amours.
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3. Zara Phillips
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Zara Phillips, the 27-year- old known for her riding skills, is 12th in line to the throne. Phillips is the only daughter of Princess Anne and Mark Phillips. She was slated to ride in Beijing last summer, but was forced to withdraw after her horse Toytown was injured. Last December, she fell from her horse and broke her collarbone. Her considerable press attention earned her the third spot on our list for the second year in a row.
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4. Sheikh Hamdan bin Mohammed bin Rashid al Maktoum
Country: UAE , Dubai
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As the current crown prince of Dubai, Sheikh is the first in line to be the city's next Emir. The prince moved up two spots this year and is the only young royal to surpass a British royal according to our measure of influence. He's known as a leader, as the chairman of the Dubai Executive Council and the president of the city's Council and Autism Centre, and as a poet.
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5. Princess Beatrice
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The 20-year-old daughter of Prince Andrew and Sarah, Duchess of York is known for her fiery mane and her famous friends (Madonna and Victoria Beckham, among others). Though still fifth in line to the British throne, she slipped a spot on our list since last year after falling in both Web buzz and media mentions. One possible cause: her spotlight-stealing younger sister Eugenie, who has garnered significant attention since becoming an official adult in March 2008.
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6. Princess Sirivannavari
Country: Thailand
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The fashion designer princess, who showed her 2009 spring collection during the first day of Paris Fashion Week last September. Up from No. 16 last year, she received significant international press from her fashion show. The royal family has been under intense scrutiny this year as the newly installed coalition government threatens to change the royal succession.
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7. Princess Eugenie
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The younger daughter of Prince Andrew and Sarah, Duchess of York has been attracting significant attention in the last year. The 19-year-old is quickly becoming a royal wild child after reports of smoking, running naked on school grounds and frequenting a pole-dancing club made headlines. She's currently on a trip around the world to fill her gap year.
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8. Andrea Casiraghi
Country: Monaco
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Andrea, the eldest child of Princess Caroline of Monaco and Stefano Casiraghi, is second in line to the throne. Should his uncle, Prince Albert II, die without children, it's likely that Andrea will become the prince of Monaco. The-24 year-old's relationship with heiress Tatiana Santo Domingo is widely covered in the international press.
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Charlotte is the granddaughter of Grace Kelly and the only daughter born to Caroline of Monaco and Stefano Casiraghi. She attracts attention for her good looks, as well as her taste. She is a regular at fashion f ¦Ãªtes and shows and is often photographed palling around with noted designers such as Valentino and Karl Lagerfeld.
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Prince Azim, fourth in line to the throne of Brunei and one of 12 children, is well known for his "playboy" ways. He garnered press mentions in the last 12 months for reports of paying Amy Winehouse to perform at a November bash last year and for his relationship with reality star Jane Goody, who died earlier this year from cancer.A.M.Rajarama Rao
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Art: Lesley's Realistic Paintings
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Sat Jul 25, 2009 9:52 am (PDT)
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Beautiful Paintings by
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It's been
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She managed
to combine the love for animals with her passion for painting, which
resulted in a wonderful series of animal paintings. When she drew them,
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also to convey individuality, grace and strength of each animal.
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Photos: Life in the White House!!!! worth seeing
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Sat Jul 25, 2009 10:06 am (PDT)
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