Messages In This Digest (18 Messages)
- 1.
- mental From: helo_niranjan
- 2.
- JANE KYO DERD FIR LOTE KAR AAYA THA. From: rose_me24
- 3a.
- friendship From: sunilgandhi1974
- 4.
- nazar....! From: TARUNESH CHIKATE
- 5.
- Aj har baat hone do...! From: TARUNESH CHIKATE
- 6.
- It's just LOVE !! From: TARUNESH CHIKATE
- 7.
- na mila pyaar hamko koi gila nahi From: TARUNESH CHIKATE
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- Wo Keh Ke Chalay Itni Mulaqat Bohot Hay From: ganeshkumble11
- 9.
- NUTRITION UPDATES!!!! From: ganeshkumble11
- 10.
- Gujarati Bhai From: ganeshkumble11
- 11.
- Eye Twister...Amazing one From: ganeshkumble11
- 12.
- I LOVE YOU.... From: ganeshkumble11
- 13.
- World's Best Statues From: ganeshkumble11
- 14.
- Khud Hee Ho Jata Hai..Ishq From: ganeshkumble11
- 15.
- 21st CENTURY LIFELESSNESS..!! From: ganeshkumble11
- 16.
- FUNNY GIFS From: ganeshkumble11
- 17.
- confuciusios says From: ganeshkumble11
- 18.
- If mobile is invented by a Girl From: ganeshkumble11
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mental
Posted by: "helo_niranjan" helo_niranjan@yahoo.co.in helo_niranjan
Sat Mar 1, 2008 11:59 pm (PST)
twienkil twiekil little star
betture u know what u r
when u know what u r
mental hospital is not so far
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JANE KYO DERD FIR LOTE KAR AAYA THA.
Posted by: "rose_me24" rose_me24@yahoo.co.in rose_me24
Sat Mar 1, 2008 11:59 pm (PST)
jane kyo aaj derd fir lote kar aaya tha
aadhi raat ke tute kwebe sa bebes useko paya tha.
inteha ho gyee the dil ke shene ki fir kyo aaj bhi
main use uni rahoo mai kisi ki raah tekte paya tha
babes thi nigahe ki kho gyaa tha aks unaka
tanhayi mai akeser kudese baat karte paya tha
JANE KYO DERD FIR LOTE KAR AAYA THA.
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friendship
Posted by: "sunilgandhi1974" sunilgandhi1974@yahoo.co.in sunilgandhi1974
Sun Mar 2, 2008 12:00 am (PST)
i want a good friend so i surching
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nazar....!
Posted by: "TARUNESH CHIKATE" babuchikate@yahoo.co.in babuchikate
Sun Mar 2, 2008 12:00 am (PST)
Teri yaad dill ko bekarar karthi hai,
nazar tujhe talash harr bar karti hai,
gila nahi jo hum hai durr tumse,
teri to judaai bhi humse pyar karti hai.
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Aj har baat hone do...!
Posted by: "TARUNESH CHIKATE" babuchikate@yahoo.co.in babuchikate
Sun Mar 2, 2008 12:00 am (PST)
Khamoshi hai aaj har taraf nazaron se baat hone do,
Jhuki hai nazarein sharmo haya se yun hi jhuki rehne do
Hat rahi hai duri pyaar hua yun roshan aaj,
Kabhi na hui woh baat aaj wo har baat hone do
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It's just LOVE !!
Posted by: "TARUNESH CHIKATE" babuchikate@yahoo.co.in babuchikate
Sun Mar 2, 2008 12:00 am (PST)
Jab bhi hota hai uske chuwan ka ehsaas
Mit jaati hai meri har pyaas
Nazar se kabhi na ojhal ho jo
Rukne lagti hai meri pyaas
Aisi hoti hai halat meri
Jaise padi ho zindaa laash
Bas gayi meri ruh mein
Chahoon rehna har pal uske paas
Pal bhar ki judaii lagti hai
Jaise ho gaya ho mujhe banwaas
Samajh nahi paata iss rishte ko
Jisme hamesha milti hai pyaas
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na mila pyaar hamko koi gila nahi
Posted by: "TARUNESH CHIKATE" babuchikate@yahoo.co.in babuchikate
Sun Mar 2, 2008 12:01 am (PST)
hal-e-dil hamara unhone suna nahi,
na mila pyaar hamko koi gila nahi,
afsos jo dil k hamare gam baant leta,
esa sathee bhi to hamko koi mila nahi............
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Wo Keh Ke Chalay Itni Mulaqat Bohot Hay
Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com ganeshkumble11
Sun Mar 2, 2008 12:01 am (PST)
Wo Keh Ke Chalay Itni Mulaqat Bohot Hay
Main Nay Kaha Ruk Jao Abhi Raat Bohot Hay
Aansoo Mere Thum Jayein To Phir Shoq Say Jana
Aisay Main Kahan Jao Gi Bersaath Bohot Hay
Wo Keh Nay Lagi Jana Mera Bohot Zarori Hay
Nahi Chahti Dil Toron Tera Per Majboree Hay
Ger Hoi Ho Koi Khata To Maaf Ker Dena
Main Nay Kaha Hojao Chup Itni Kahi Baat Bohot Hay
Samajh Gaya Hon Sab Aur Kuch Kaho Zarori Nahi
Bas Aaj Ki Raat Ruk Jao, Jana Itna Bhi Zarori Nahi Hay
Phir Kabhi Na Aaonga Tumhari Zindagi Mein Lot Ke
SARI ZINDAGI TANHAYEE KE LIYE AAJ KI RAAT BOHOT HAY
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NUTRITION UPDATES!!!!
Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com ganeshkumble11
Sun Mar 2, 2008 12:01 am (PST)
NUTRITION UPDATES
TO PREVENT STROKE DRINK TEA!
Prevent buildup of fatty deposits on artery walls with regular doses of tea. (actually, tea suppresses my appetite and keeps the pounds from invading....Green tea is great for our immune system)!
INSOMNIA (CAN'T SLEEP?) HONEY!
Use honey as a tranquilizer and sedative.
ASTHMA? EAT ONIONS!!!!
Eating onions helps ease constriction of bronchial tubes. (when I was young, my mother would make onion packs to place on our chest, helped the respiratory ailments and actually made us breathe better).
ARTHRITIS? EAT FISH, TOO!!
Salmon, tuna, mackerel and sardines actually prevent arthritis. (fish has omega oils, good for our immune system)
UPSET STOMACH? BANANAS - GINGER!!!!!
Bananas will settle an upset stomach.
Ginger will cure morning sickness and nausea.
BLADDER INFECTION? DRINK CRANBERRY JUICE!!!!
High-acid cranberry juice controls harmful bacteria.
BONE PROBLEMS? EAT PINEAPPLE!!!
Bone fractures and osteoporosis can be prevented by the manganese in pineapple.
PREMENSTRUAL SYNDROME? EAT CORNFLAKES!!!!
Women can ward off the effects of PMS with cornflakes, which help reduce depression, anxiety and fatigue.
MEMORY PROBLEMS? EAT OYSTERS!
Oysters help improve your mental functioning by supplying much-needed zinc.
COLDS? EAT GARLIC!
Clear up that stuffy head with garlic. (remember, garlic lowers cholesterol, too.)
COUGHING? USE RED PEPPERS!!
A substance similar to that found in the cough syrups is found in hot red pepper. Use red (cayenne) pepper with caution-it can irritate your tummy.
BREAST CANCER? EAT Wheat, bran and cabbage
Helps to maintain estrogen at healthy levels.
LUNG CANCER? EAT DARK GREEN AND ORANGE AND VEGGIES!!!
A good antidote is beta carotene, a form of Vitamin A found in dark green and orange vegetables.
ULCERS? EAT CABBAGE ALSO!!!
Cabbage contains chemicals that help heal both gastric and duodenal ulcers.
DIARRHEA? EAT APPLES!
Grate an apple with its skin, let it turn brown and eat it to cure this condition. (Bananas are good for this ailment)
CLOGGED ARTERIES? EAT AVOCADO!
Mono unsaturated fat in avocados lowers cholesterol.
HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE? EAT CELERY AND OLIVE OIL!!!
Olive oil has been shown to lower blood pressure.
Celery contains a chemical that lowers pressure too.
BLOOD SUGAR IMBALANCE? EAT BROCCOLI AND PEANUTS!!!
The chromium in broccoli and peanuts helps regulate insulin and blood sugar.
HEADACHE? EAT FISH!
Eat plenty of fish -- fish oil helps prevent headaches.
So does ginger, which reduces inflammation and pain.
HAY FEVER? EAT YOGURT!
Eat lots of yogurt before pollen season.
Also-eat honey from your area (local region) daily.
Kiwi: Tiny but mighty. This is a good source of potassium, magnesium, Vitamin E &fiber. It's Vitamin C content is twice that of an orange.
Apple: An apple a day keeps the doctor away? Although an apple has a low Vitamin C content, it has antioxidants &flavonoids which enhances the activity of Vitamin C thereby helping to lower the risks of colon cancer, heart attack & stroke.
Strawberry: Protective fruit. Strawberries have the highest total antioxidant power among major fruits &protects the body from cancer causing, blood vessels clogging free radicals. (Actually, any berry is good for you..they're high in anti-oxidants and they actually keep us young.........blueberries are the best and very versatile in the health field....... .they get rid of all the free-radicals that invade our bodies)
Orange: Sweetest medicine. Taking 2 - 4 oranges a day may help keep colds away, lower cholesterol, prevent & dissolve kidney stones as well as lessen the risk of colon cancer.
Watermelon: Coolest Thirst Quencher. Composed of 92% water, it is also packed with a giant dose of glutathione which helps boost our immune system. They are also a key source of lycopene - the cancer fighting oxidant. Other nutrients found in watermelon are Vitamin C &Potassium. (watermelon also has natural substances [natural SPF sources] that keep our skin healthy, protecting our skin from those darn suv rays)
Guava &Papaya: Top awards for Vitamin C. They are the clear winners for their high Vitamin C content. Guava is also rich in fiber which helps prevent constipation.
Papaya is rich in carotene, this is good for your eyes. (also good for gas and indigestion)
Tomatoes are very good as a preventative measure for men, keeps those prostrate problems from invading their bodies.
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Gujarati Bhai
Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com ganeshkumble11
Sun Mar 2, 2008 12:01 am (PST)
here was once a Gujarati living in USA called Mitesh Bhai, who was involved in a car accident.
At the hospital,
when he awoke, he called for the nurse to tell him what had happened to him.
"I'm very sorry, sir, but you were involved in a very bad car crash."
"Car crash! My Corola! Is my car all right?" he asked hysterically.
"Sir, your car was destroyed, but that is the least of your worries -
you lost your left arm in the crash, and we were unable to save it," she said apologetically.
"I lost my arm? My Seiko Watch! My Seiko!" Sir, please calm down.
That is the least of your worries. You are in a very critical condition, but all your family are here to see you.
" He asked for his family to be called in. As they gathered around the bed, he called for each of them by name.
"Leena, are you here?" "I am here husband, and I will never leave you."
"Pritesh, are you here?" "I am here father, and I will never leave you."
"Kalpesh, are you here?" "I am here father, and I will never leave you."
"Kamlesh, my child, are you here?" "I am here father, and I will never leave you."
"Well," said Navneet Bhai thoughtfully,
"Leena, Pritesh,Kalpesh and Kamlesh are here.....if all of you are here,
Who the hell is in the shop??"
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Eye Twister...Amazing one
Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com ganeshkumble11
Sun Mar 2, 2008 12:01 am (PST)
Eye Trick
How many black dots do you see?
Which way does the window face
Young Lady - Old Woman
TOUGH Color Test
FREAKY Spiral
Stare at the center of the spiral for about 60 seconds.
Now look at your hand... it will appear to look
like bugs are crawling UNDER your skin!
CRAZY ILLUSION!
Jesus Illusion
Concentrate on the the four vertical dots in the middle of the image below for 30 seconds.
Now, close your eyes and tilt your head back. Keep them closed: You'll see a circle of light. Keep staring at the circle...
What do you see?
Two Shades of Green...
Do you see the two shades of green above? Would you believe that there is actually only one shade of green?
Win Goblet Or Two Faces
Triangle Illusion
ABC Or...
Do you see the letters ABC. Now look in the opposite direction... You'll also notice the numbers 12, 13, 14. Cool Eh?
Black Shapes Or A Word
Yellow Circles
Find The Missing People!
There are a total of nine.
Perplexing Illusion!
Try focusing on the center circle
while moving your head in and out
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I LOVE YOU....
Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com ganeshkumble11
Sun Mar 2, 2008 12:01 am (PST)
Hello Friends,
I like to know the below story says that to hear three words from the other person have to wait and say so many times. But what happens in the end?????? What u say? Give ur views. I want to tell to someone......
When U Were Only 5 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..
U Asked Me: "What Is It?"
When U Were 15 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..
U Blushed.. U Look Down And Smile..
When U Were 20 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..
U Put Ur Head On My Shoulder And
Hold My Hand.. Afraid That I Might Dissapear..
When U Were 25 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..
U Prepare Breakfast And Serve It In
Front Of Me, And Kiss My Forhead N
Said : "U Better Be Quick, Is's Gonna Be Late.."
When U Were 30 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..
U Said: "If U Really Love Me, Please
Come Back Early After Work.."
When U Were 40 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..
U Were Cleaning The Dining Table And
Said: "Ok Dear, But It's Time For U To Help Our Child With His/Her
Revision.."
When U Were 50 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..
U Were Knitting And U Laugh At Me..
When U Were 60 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..
U Smile At Me..
When U Were 70 Yrs Old. I Said I Love U..
We Sitting On The Rocking Chair With Our Glasses On.. I'm Reading Your
Love Letter That U Sent To Me 50 Yrs Ago..
With Our Hand Crossing Together..
When U Were 80 Yrs Old, U Said U Love Me!
I Didn't Say Anything But Cried..
That Day Must Be The Happiest Day Of My Life! Because U Said U Love
Me!!!
Please Appreciate Your Loved Ones.. Say "I Love You" To Them When U
Have The Chance Now!!!
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World's Best Statues
Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com ganeshkumble11
Sun Mar 2, 2008 12:01 am (PST)
World's Best Statues
World's Best Statues
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Khud Hee Ho Jata Hai..Ishq
Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com ganeshkumble11
Sun Mar 2, 2008 12:01 am (PST)
Khud Hee Ho Jata Hai..Ishq
Ishq to khud hee ho jaata hai…
Dil bhi apna kho jaata hai…
Jab aisa ho jaata hai…
To dil bekaraar ho jaata hai.
Kyun hota hain humko pyaar…
Mujhko nahi pata yaar.
Itna zaroor pata hai mujhko…
Ek din ye bhi hoga tumko.
Jab hoga tumko pyaar…
Hawa mein udoge tum bhi yaar…
Khush rahoge hardam tum…
Pyaar karoge pyaar se tum.
Aaj tumne jisko dekha hai…
Shayad who hee tumhara apna hai…
Abhi chalega pata nahi…
Intezaar mein rahna har ghadi.
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21st CENTURY LIFELESSNESS..!!
Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com ganeshkumble11
Sun Mar 2, 2008 12:01 am (PST)
21st CENTURY LIFELESSNESS..!!
hi frnds face the reality
Our communication - Wireless,
Our telephone - Cordless,
Our cooking - Fireless,
Our youth - Jobless,
Our religion - Creedless,
Our food - Fatless,
Our faith - Godless,
Our labor - Effortless,
Our conduct - Worthless,
Our relation - Loveless,
Our attitude - Careless,
Our feelings - Heartless,
Our education - Valueless,
Our Follies - Countless,
Our arguments - Baseless,
Our bosses - Hopeless,
Finally, Our Salary - Veryless,
This Email - Meaningless,
AND
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The person who is reading it - useless....!! !!
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FUNNY GIFS
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confuciusios says
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If mobile is invented by a Girl
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