Tuesday, March 11, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1799

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Messages In This Digest (26 Messages)

1.
Well From: akram siddqui
2.
Hii From: mohammed tamjeed
3.
HAI From: sundaram sarayan
4.
fw: WAQT NAHI From: kantibhai gor
5a.
Re: WE INDIANS DEMAND AN ANSWER From: manish panband
6.
A Poem for Women From: pu.sonia
7a.
Beautiful Villages From: S Kool
8a.
Friendship Cards From: S Kool
9.
My Heart touching Dosti SMS Shayaries Collections Part-30 for all of From: Hassan Ali
10.
EK BAAAT From: Abhishek Mundra
11.
What would be ur reaction ?? From: pratik shah
12.
Request from SYED. From: syed Maqsood.N
13.
Candles From: faisal zafar
14.
sher From: rajesh sharma
15.
impress to girl friend From: sahil2020india
16.
SOME CLARIFICATIONS :MY FIRST MAIL From: LUCKY
17.
Hindi Jokes From: Roopender Singh
18.
ABHISHEK BHAI KE PYARE PYARE SMS JOKES,SHAYARIES AND KAHANIYAN Abhis From: Abhishek Mundra
19.
DOST From: mahesh mungare
20.
santa banta jokes From: shishir_jindal
21.
Vicks - Funny Advertisement From: bhola ram
22.
Head Fell Off ( Amazing Funny Magic ) From: Love is Life
23.
Amazing 51 Facts From: Very Good
24.
COT RED HANDED !!! From: glassnost
25.
Positive Thinking from Anthony Robbins....... From: juveriya14 -chill
26.
uski yaad From: lokendra kashyap

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1.

Well

Posted by: "akram siddqui" akram786_7862007@yahoo.co.in   akram786_7862007

Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:02 am (PDT)

I join this groups & I happy for all friends and this groups

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Hii

Posted by: "mohammed tamjeed" mohd_tamjeed2000@yahoo.com   mohd_tamjeed2000

Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:18 am (PDT)

Thanks Hindi Jokes Group owner and Member for Beautiful E-Mails
I am Mohammed Abdul Tamjeed from India.
I was Searching Female or Male Friend for chatting and friend ship any body sweet girl or Boy to accept my friend ship so add me mohd_tamjeed2000@yahoo.com

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HAI

Posted by: "sundaram sarayan" ssarayan1@yahoo.co.in   ssarayan1

Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:29 am (PDT)

Hai!

This is Sundram and I am glad to pleasure that i am a member of this group.


Thanks,

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fw: WAQT NAHI

Posted by: "kantibhai gor" kantibhaigor@yahoo.co.in   kantibhaigor

Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:31 am (PDT)

WAQT NAHI "

Har khushi Hai Logon Ke Daman Mein,
Par Ek Hansi Ke Liye Waqt Nahi.
Din Raat Daudti Duniya Mein,
Zindagi Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Maa Ki Loree Ka Ehsaas To Hai,
Par Maa Ko Maa Kehne Ka Waqt Nahi.
Saare Rishton Ko To Hum Maar Chuke,
Ab Unhe Dafnane Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.

Saare Naam Mobile Mein Hain,
Par Dosti Ke Lye Waqt Nahi.
Gairon Ki Kya Baat Karen,
Jab Apno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Aankhon Me Hai Neend Badee,
Par Sone Ka Waqt Nahi.
Dil Hai Ghamon Se Bhara Hua,
Par Rone Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.

Paison ki Daud Me Aise Daude,
Ki Thakne ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.
Paraye Ehsason Ki Kya Kadr Karein,
Jab Apane Sapno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Tu Hi Bata E Zindagi,
Iss Zindagi Ka Kya Hoga,
Ki Har Pal Marne Walon Ko,
Jeene Ke Liye Bhi Waqt Nahi.........

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5a.

Re: WE INDIANS DEMAND AN ANSWER

Posted by: "manish panband" mpanband@yahoo.com   mpanband

Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:32 am (PDT)

i think mr. raj thakare dont want any partition but the thinkings of the outsiders from every place (where the same problem does occur) are causing and creating situation for partition.
i.e.
1,the christians had made it in all over world and in india and yet doing in assam,manipur and meghalaya area.
2,the muslims from outsiders of india creats pakistan and bangladesh--- what their allah taught them that only allah knows.
3, raj had pointed the reason -- in slums - where all the illegel and unsocial activities are rooted-- all the antihuman and anti indian popularity ( balgladeshi) is gathered should be cleaned and every one who entering mumbai must have proper identity and reason.
4,raj is not from mumbai as long i know he is from pune.
just opposite the way u put the subject, as a true indian we should have this approach to any one coming to india and living in india.
raj may have only short sight to look about mumbai but as a true indian we should have it in larger view.
jay hind, jay bharat,
manish.

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A Poem for Women

Posted by: "pu.sonia" pu.sonia@yahoo.com   pu.sonia

Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:38 am (PDT)


A Poem for Women

He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
My biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make. [:(]

I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do. [:(]

I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and SMACKED him... [:p] [;)]
Like his Mother used to do. [:">]

Sonia Rehman

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Beautiful Villages

Posted by: "S Kool" goelsumitkumar1@gmail.com   goelelec

Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:39 am (PDT)

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8a.

Friendship Cards

Posted by: "S Kool" goelsumitkumar1@gmail.com   goelelec

Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:43 am (PDT)

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My Heart touching Dosti SMS Shayaries Collections Part-30 for all of

Posted by: "Hassan Ali" hassanrazvi786@gmail.com   hassanrazvi786

Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:51 am (PDT)

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10.

EK BAAAT

Posted by: "Abhishek Mundra" allendsoleabhishek@yahoo.co.in   allendsoleabhishek

Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:51 am (PDT)

Ek Baar ki baat hai. bahut achchi baat hai
bahut lambi baat hai.

Lekin ek kharaab baat bi hai
aur wo bade durbhagya ki baat hai
Ki wo ek baar ki jo baat hai.

Wo mujhe yaad nahi hai

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What would be ur reaction ??

Posted by: "pratik shah" pratik_dudes143@yahoo.com   pratik_dudes143

Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:53 am (PDT)


Note: forwarded message attached.

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Request from SYED.

Posted by: "syed Maqsood.N" syed_maqsoodn@yahoo.com   syed_maqsoodn

Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:54 am (PDT)


Hi

I am from Kolar District and i like Hindi
Jokes, Shayaries in English, Shayaries in Hindi and
May more to chat my friends and girl friends at
evening times and i request u to please sent me like
Great shayaries like DARD--E--DIL, DARD--E--PYAAR,
DARD--E--MOHABBAT aur BEWAAFA.

Thanks friend,
Regards from,

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13.

Candles

Posted by: "faisal zafar" s_fzafar@yahoo.com   s_fzafar

Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:55 am (PDT)







































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sher

Posted by: "rajesh sharma" rajesh_sanyobpl@yahoo.co.in

Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:57 am (PDT)

hi i am rajesh

kabhi jindagi mai kisi ke liye mat rona,
kyu ke wo tumhare aansuo ke kabil nhi hai.
or wo jo is kabil hoga,
wo tumhe kabhi rone nhi dega.

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impress to girl friend

Posted by: "sahil2020india" sahil2020india@yahoo.co.in   sahil2020india

Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:57 am (PDT)

hi i m rehaan khan .i like u r jokes but i want sayari like o be
impressing to our girl friend
i want hindi sayari writen in eng

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SOME CLARIFICATIONS :MY FIRST MAIL

Posted by: "LUCKY" luckybti@yahoo.com   luckybti

Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:59 am (PDT)

HI FRENZ

FIRST OF ALL I WUD LIKE TO THANKS FOR ALL WHO RPLYING ME REGARDING MA FIRST MAIL AND SORRY BT ANOTHER MATTER IS DT I THINK SOME GUYZ GETTIN WRONG INFO. OR MAY BE GUESSING WRONG ABT ME DT M A FEMALE AND SENDIN PERSONAL MAILS. BT M SORRY DUDES HERE'S M A BOY FRM PUNJAB. PLZ DNT TAKE THIS MALE IN A WRONG WAY.
HOPE U GETTIN SMONE RIGHT GRLY 4 U MY WISHES R ALWAYS WID U DUDES.

TAKE CARE

WISHES
LUCKY

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`·.¸(¨`·.·´¨) Keep
(¨`·.·´¨)¸.·´ Smiling!
`·.¸.·´LUCKY

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Hindi Jokes

Posted by: "Roopender Singh" singh_roopender234@yahoo.co.in   singh_roopender234

Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:59 am (PDT)

Please mujhe ache ache jokes send kijiye.

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ABHISHEK BHAI KE PYARE PYARE SMS JOKES,SHAYARIES AND KAHANIYAN Abhis

Posted by: "Abhishek Mundra" allendsoleabhishek@yahoo.co.in   ganeshkumble11

Tue Mar 11, 2008 12:08 pm (PDT)

Son:daddy meri door ki nazar kamzor hai chasma le do.
Dad took him outside & said:woh kya hai beta???
Son:suraj.
Dad: NALALYAK aur kitna door dekhega
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एक आदमी जब अपने दोस्त से मिलने उसके घर गया तो उसे यह देखकर
बड़ा आश्चर्य हुआ कि उसके दोस्त अपने कुत्ते के साथ शतरंज खेल रहा है।
''मुझे अपनी आंखों पर विश्वास नहीं हो रहा है। मैंने अपनी जिंदगी में इतना
होशियार कुत्ता नहीं देखा जो शतरंज खेल सकता हो,'' आदमी ने कहा।
''अरे नहीं, इतना होशियार भी नहीं है।'' दोस्त ने जवाब दिया ''पिछली पांच
बाजियों में मैं इसे तीन बार हरा चुका हूं।''
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SANTA: Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage, khabhi mere peechhe ghoom
rahi thi...
BANTA: Koun si film thi ?
SNATA: Apni shaadi ki movie thi !
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पहला दोस्त - तुम्हारी बीबी के दांतों का दर्द ठीक हुआ कि नहीं ?
दूसरा दोस्त - हां, डॉक्टर को दिखाते ही ठीक हो गया।
पहले दोस्त ने हैरानी से पूछा - अच्छा, कौन सी दवा से ?
दूसरे दोस्त ने बताया - दवा वगैरा कुछ नहीं। बस, डॉक्टर ने बताया कि यह बुढ़ापे
की निशानी है, à¤"र उस दिन के बाद उसने दर्द की शिकायत ही नहीं की।
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Santa: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga?
Doc: Haan, bilkul.
Santa: To phir theek hai doc saab warna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi
zindagi hai.
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ग्यारह लोग एक हेलीकॉप्टर से रस्सी से लटक रहे थे। दस आदमी à¤"र एक à¤"रत।
रस्सी कमजोर थी à¤"र एक साथ इतने लोगों को लटका कर ले जाने में टूटने का खतरा
था। कम से कम किसी एक आदमी को रस्सी छोड़नी ही थी अन्यथा सारे लोगों की
जान खतरे में आ सकती थी। पर बलिदान कौन करे? यह सोच विचार चल ही रहा था
कि महिला ने भावुक होकर कहना शुरु किया। उसने कहा कि वह स्वेच्छा से रस्सी छोड़
रही है, क्योंकि त्याग करना स्त्री का स्वभाव है। वह रोज की अपने पति à¤"र बच्चों
के
लिये त्याग करती है à¤"र व्यापक रूप से देखा जाये तो स्त्रियां पुरुषों के लिये
नि:स्वार्थ
त्याग करती ही आई हैं। जैसे ही महिला ने अपना भाषण खत्म किया, सभी पुरुष
एक साथ ताली बजाने लगे।
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एक उपदेशक ने मद्यनिषेध पर भाषण दिया। अन्त में पूछा - ''अच्छा मान
लीजिये, मैं एक बालटी पानी à¤"र एक बालटी शराब मंगाकर यहां रख दूं à¤"र
एक गधे को को बुलवाऊं तो वह किस बालटी में मुंह डालेगा ?''
श्रोता - ''पानी की बालटी में''
उपदेशक - ''आखिर क्यों ?''
श्रोता - ''वह गधा जो ठहरा !''
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बंता के दोनों कानों पर पट्टी बंधी देखकर संता ने कारण पूछा। बंता ने बताया -
जब मैं कपड़ों पर इस्तरी कर रहा था कि तभी फोन की घंटी बजी। हड़बड़ी में मैंने
फोन की जगह गरम इस्तरी ही कान पर लगा ली जिससे कान जल गया।
à¤"ह ! बहुत बुरा हुआ। - संता ने अफसोस जताया। - लेकिन पट्टी तो दूसरे कान
पर भी बंधी है। इसे क्या हुआ ?
उस कम्बख्त ने दो मिनट बाद दुबारा फोन कर दिया ...... !
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कुछ दोस्त एक जगह बैठे आपस में बतिया रहे थे। एक शराबी लड़खड़ाते हुए
वहां आया à¤"र बीच में बैठे लड़के की तरफ इशारा करके बोला - ''ऐ, सुन, तेरी
मां इस शहर की सबसे सुन्दर à¤"रत है।''लोगों ने सोचा कि अब झगड़ा होगा पर
लड़के ने शराबी की बात को अनसुना कर दिया। शराबी लड़खड़ाता हुआ दूसरी
तरफ चला गया। कुछ देर बाद वह शराबी फिर आया à¤"र लड़के से बोला -
''मैं तेरी मां से बहुत प्यार करता हूँ समझा!''लड़के ने उसकी बात पर कोई ध्यान
नहीं दिया । शराबी चला गया। कुछ देर बाद वह शराबी फिर आया à¤"र बोला -
''सुन, तेरी मां भी मुझसे बहुत प्यार करती है।''आखिरकार लड़का अपनी जगह से उठा,
à¤"र शराबी के पास आकर बोला - ''पापा, प्लीज, अब घर जाइये। आपने बहुत पी रखी
है।''
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SANTA SINGH was going with his sister,
Someone shouts "Oye ,mashooka le ker kahan nikle"
Santa gets angry and slaps him and says
" Oye, mashooka hogi teri. Meri to behan hai"!
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एक चोर ने सेध मारी लेकिन सामान लेकर भागते समय गली के कोने पर
पुलिस द्वारा धर लिया गया।अगले दिन मकान का मालिक उससे मिलने थाने
पहुंचा। थानेदार ने सोचा कि कहीं यह चोर के साथ मारपीट न कर दे इसलिए
उसने उसे चोर से मिलने से रोका à¤"र बोला - आपको उससे जो भी बात करनी
है वह अदालत में करिए, यहां नहीं ।अरे, नहीं, नहीं, मैं उस पर नाराज नहीं हूं।
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मकान मालिक ने कहा। - मैं तो उससे सिर्फ यह जानना चाहता हूं कि वह आखिर
घुसा किस तरह कि मेरी पत्नी को उसकी आहट तक नहीं हुई ? मैं तो कई सालों से
कोशिश कर रहा हूं पर वह फौरन जाग जाती है।
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एक अंग्रेज अपनी मां की कब्र पर फूल चढ़ाने के लिये कब्रिस्तान गया तो देखा
कि पास की कब्र पर एक आदमी जार-जार रो रहा था।
वह आदमी रोते रोते कह रहा था - ''तुम क्यों चले गये? तुम्हें नहीं जाना था।
तुम्हारे जाने से मेरी जिन्दगी कितने कष्टों से भर गई है तुम कभी नहीं समझ
पाà¤"गे।
हाय, तुम क्यों चले गये ?''
अंग्रेज उसके पास पहुंचा à¤"र बोला - ''भाई, हौसला रखो । एक दिन सभी को यहीं
आना है। यह तो संसार का नियम है।''
आदमी को इससे कुछ ढाढ़स मिला à¤"र उसका रोना कम हुआ ।
अंग्रेज ने उससे पूछा - ''भाई, ये किसकी कब्र है? तुम्हारी मां की ? या फिर
पिता की ?''
आदमी जिसने अब तक खुद को संभाल लिया था, बोला - ''मेरी बीबी के पहले पति की।''
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तीन आदमी, दो अधेड़ à¤"र एक युवा, किसी बीयर बार में बीयर पीने गये।
जब वह पीने लगे तो एक आदमी बोला - ''लगता है बाहर बारिश हो रही है।''
गरमागरम बहस के बाद तय हुआ कि उम्र में सबसे छोटा छतरी लेने के लिये घर जाये।
लड़का गुर्राया - ''मेरे जाने पर तुम मेरी सारी बीयर पी जाà¤"गे।''
उसे इतमीनान दिलाया गया कि नहीं पीयेंगे, उसके हिस्से की ज्यों की त्यों रखी
रहेगी।
तब कहीं छोटे मियां छतरी लेने चले।
रात गहराने लगी पर छोटे मियां नहीं लौटे।
अन्त में एक बोला - ''क्यों न उन हजरत के हिस्से की भी पी ही ली जाये।
अब तो वे आने से रहे।''
दूसरा बोला - ''मैं भी यही सोच रहा था। आà¤" पी लें।''
बार के एक कोने की छोटी सी खिड़की से तेज आवाज आई - ''अगर पीà¤"गे तो मैं
छतरी लेने नहीं जाऊंगा।''
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एक आदमी को एक बढ़िया किस्म की शराब की बोतल उपहार स्वरूप मिली।
वह उसे लेकर लपकता हुआ घर की à¤"र जा रहा था। बोतल मिलने की खुशी में
वह इतना मगन था कि सड़क पर आती हुई मोटरकार से बचकर निकल न सका।
लिथड़ गया। उठकर लंगड़ाता हुआ सड़क पार कर रहा था कि कुछ पतली गर्म
चीज टांग पर से बहती हुई मालूम हुई। ''हे प्रभु'' वह दुआ करने लगा।
''यह खून हो।''
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DOST

Posted by: "mahesh mungare" maheshmungare@yahoo.co.in   maheshmungare

Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:36 pm (PDT)


TARASTI NAZRE NE HAR PAL DEDAR MANGA,

JAISE AMAVAS NE HAR RAT CHAND MANGA,

RUT GAYA WHO KHUDA BHI HAMSE,

JAB HAMNE APNI HAR DUA ME AAP JAISA

"DOST" MANGA.

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20.

santa banta jokes

Posted by: "shishir_jindal" shishir_jindal@yahoo.co.in   shishir_jindal

Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:38 pm (PDT)

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn't turns up
for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I
press the bell but no one comes out.

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago,
he hasn't come back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else?

An Englishman and Santa were inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do you do?
Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!

Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there.
You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor.

Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you change your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where.

Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying
furiously...
Finally, Santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.

Why did Santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The steering, dash
board, gears of car have been stolen. After sometime he calls again:
I am coming home. Earlier, I sat on the back seat of my car.

Sardar wanted to make a STD call to Punjab & also save money. So
what did he do?
Simple, he went to Punjab and made a local call.

Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital ki jagah
pizza hut kyun leja raha hai........
Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein "Delivery Free" hai.

Sardarji, aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara?
Sardarji: Are yaar mere photo bus me niche gir gaya aur mene kaha
madam jara sari upper kijiye photo lena hai.....

A Sardar enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil?
Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saab

Sardar : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this
village?
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

Teacher: A for?
Sardar: Apple
Teacher: Jor se bolo?
Sardar: Jay mata di.

American says: " US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.."
Sardarji says: " India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"

Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud I cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge

Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya

Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha , har baar
lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.

Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying. When a
person asked what he was doing?
He replied, Oye! Higher studies yaar.

2 Sardars were fighting after exam.

Sir: Why are you fighting?
1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank.

Sir: So what?
1 Sardar: Even I did the same thing, now teacher will think that we
both copied.

A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party:

Hi! I am sardar, this is my sardarni, he is my kid, & she is my
kidney.

Sardar 1: I'm very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2
money.
Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going &
I sent my wife with him.

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Santa: I have swallowed a key.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn't turns up
for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I
press the bell but no one comes out.

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago,
he hasn't come back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else?

An Englishman and Santa were inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do you do?
Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!

Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there.
You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor.

Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you change your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where.

Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying
furiously...
Finally, Santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.

Why did Santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The steering, dash
board, gears of car have been stolen. After sometime he calls again:
I am coming home. Earlier, I sat on the back seat of my car.

Sardar wanted to make a STD call to Punjab & also save money. So
what did he do?
Simple, he went to Punjab and made a local call.

Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital ki jagah
pizza hut kyun leja raha hai........
Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein "Delivery Free" hai.

Sardarji, aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara?
Sardarji: Are yaar mere photo bus me niche gir gaya aur mene kaha
madam jara sari upper kijiye photo lena hai.....

A Sardar enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil?
Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saab

Sardar : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this
village?
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

Teacher: A for?
Sardar: Apple
Teacher: Jor se bolo?
Sardar: Jay mata di.

American says: " US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.."
Sardarji says: " India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"

Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud I cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge

Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya

Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha , har baar
lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.

Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying. When a
person asked what he was doing?
He replied, Oye! Higher studies yaar.

2 Sardars were fighting after exam.

Sir: Why are you fighting?
1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank.

Sir: So what?
1 Sardar: Even I did the same thing, now teacher will think that we
both copied.

A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party:

Hi! I am sardar, this is my sardarni, he is my kid, & she is my
kidney.

Sardar 1: I'm very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2
money.
Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going &
I sent my wife with him.

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Santa: I have swallowed a key.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn't turns up
for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I
press the bell but no one comes out.

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago,
he hasn't come back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else?

An Englishman and Santa were inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do you do?
Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!

Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there.
You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor.

Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you change your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where.

Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying
furiously...
Finally, Santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.

Why did Santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The steering, dash
board, gears of car have been stolen. After sometime he calls again:
I am coming home. Earlier, I sat on the back seat of my car.

Sardar wanted to make a STD call to Punjab & also save money. So
what did he do?
Simple, he went to Punjab and made a local call.

Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital ki jagah
pizza hut kyun leja raha hai........
Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein "Delivery Free" hai.

Sardarji, aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara?
Sardarji: Are yaar mere photo bus me niche gir gaya aur mene kaha
madam jara sari upper kijiye photo lena hai.....

A Sardar enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil?
Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saab

Sardar : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this
village?
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

Teacher: A for?
Sardar: Apple
Teacher: Jor se bolo?
Sardar: Jay mata di.

American says: " US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.."
Sardarji says: " India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"

Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud I cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge

Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya

Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha , har baar
lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.

Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying. When a
person asked what he was doing?
He replied, Oye! Higher studies yaar.

2 Sardars were fighting after exam.

Sir: Why are you fighting?
1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank.

Sir: So what?
1 Sardar: Even I did the same thing, now teacher will think that we
both copied.

A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party:

Hi! I am sardar, this is my sardarni, he is my kid, & she is my
kidney.

Sardar 1: I'm very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2
money.
Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going &
I sent my wife with him.

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Vicks - Funny Advertisement

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Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:47 pm (PDT)

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Head Fell Off ( Amazing Funny Magic )

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Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:49 pm (PDT)

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23.

Amazing 51 Facts

Posted by: "Very Good" verygood101@yahoo.com   verygood101

Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:51 pm (PDT)

Amazing 51 Facts -
People who ride on roller coaters have a higher chance of having a blood clot in the brain.
Black bears are not always black they can be brown, cinnamon, yellow and sometimes white.
People with blue eyes see better in dark.
Each year 30,000 people are seriously injured by exercise equipment.
The placement of a donkey's eyes in its head enables it to see all four feet.
The sun is 330330 times larger than the earth.
The cow gives nearly 200000 glass of milk in her lifetime.
There are more female than male millionaires in the U.S.A.
A male baboon can kill a leopard.
When a person dies, hearing is usually the first sense to go.
Bill gates house was designed using Macintosh computer.
Nearly 22,000 cheques will be deducted from the wrong account over the next hour.
Almost all varieties of breakfast cereals are made from grass.
Some lions mates over 50 times a day.
American did not commonly use forks until after the civil war.
The most productive day of the week is Tuesday.
In the 1930's America track star Jesse Owens used to race against horses and dogs to earn a living.
There's a great mushroom in Oregon that is 2,400 years old. Covers 3.4 square miles of land and is still growing.
Jimmy Carter is the first U.S.A. president to have born in hospital.
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
Cleopatra married two of her brothers.
Human birth control pill work on gorillas.
The right lung takes in more air than the left.
It is illegal to own a red car in shanghai china.
A hard-boiled egg will spin. An uncooked or soft-boiled egg will not.
Astronauts cannot burp in space.
The snowiest city in the U.S.A. is blue canyon, California Lake Nicaragua in Nicaragua is the only fresh water lake in the world that has sharks.
Kite flying is a professional sport in Thailand.
The great warrior Genghis khan died in bed while having $ex.
No matter how cold it gets gasoline will not freeze.
SNAILS have 14175 teeth laid along 135 rows on their tongue.
A BUTTERFLY has 12,000 eyes.
DOLPHINS sleep with 1 eye open.
A BLUE WHALE can eat as much as 3 tones of food everyday, but at the same time can live without food for 6 months.
The EARTH has over 12,00,000 species of animals, 3,00,000 species of plants & 1,00,000 other species.
The fierce DINOSAUR was TYRANNOSAURS which has sixty long & sharp teeth, used to attack & eat other dinosaurs.
DEMETRIO was a mammal like REPTILE with a snail on its back. This acted as a radiator to cool the body of the animal.
CASSOWARY is one of the dangerous BIRD, that can kill a man or animal by tearing off with its dagger like claw.
The SWAN has over 25,000 feathers in its body.
OSTRICH eats pebbles to help digestion by grinding up the ingested food.
POLAR BEAR can look clumsy & slow but during chase on ice, can reach 25 miles / hr of speed.
KIWIS are the only birds, which hunt by sense of smell.
ELEPHANT teeth can weigh as much as 9 pounds.
OWL is the only bird, which can rotate its head to 270 degrees.
In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
The c!garette lighter was invented before the match.
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
Tapeworms range in size from about 0.04 inch to more than 50 feet in length.
German Shepherds bite humans more than any other breed of dog.
A female mackerel lays about 500,000 eggs at one time.

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24.

COT RED HANDED !!!

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:54 pm (PDT)



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25.

Positive Thinking from Anthony Robbins.......

Posted by: "juveriya14 -chill" juveriya5@yahoo.com   juveriya5

Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:55 pm (PDT)

Subject: You have 6 minutes

This is without a doubt one of the nicest good luck forwards I have received. Hope it works for you -- and me!
You have 6 minutes

There's some mighty fine advice in these words, even if you're not superstitious. This has been sent To you for good luck from the Anthony Robbins organization.. It has been sent around the world ten times so Far.

Do not keep this message.

This must leave your hands in 6 MINUTES. Otherwise you will get a very unpleasant surprise. This is true, even if you are not superstitious, agnostic, or otherwise faith impaired.


ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully..


TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.


THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.


FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it.


FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.


SIX.. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.


SEVEN.Believe in love at first sight.


EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. people who don't have dreams don't have much.


NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.


TEN.In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.


ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.


TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.


THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"


FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.


FIFTEEN. Say "God bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.


SIXTEEN.When you lose, don't lose the lesson ..


SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.


EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.


NINETEEN.When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.


TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.


TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone.

A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
Do not keep this message ForwardSourceID:NT000038FE

Juveriya..

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Posted by: "lokendra kashyap" gori_21446@yahoo.co.in   gori_21446

Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:56 pm (PDT)

Hello Friends my name is Lokendra and my jaanu name is "Gori" agar kisi ki ka naam bhi gori he ya kisi or ki girlfriend ka naam bhi to plz mujhe mail karo me us mail ko "Gori" ko Forward kaurga i hope unhe wo mail jarur pasand ayege.....Plz Plz Plz

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