Monday, March 24, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1816

Messages In This Digest (7 Messages)

1a.
Out of Bounds Art 6 From: ganeshkumble11
1b.
Out of Bounds Art 6 From: ganeshkumble11
2.
Some Wonders...MUST SEE From: ganeshkumble11
3.
So Try to AVOID Girl Friends in your Life...! Will You????? From: ganeshkumble11
4.
Biggest Dogs, Smallest Dogs!(Prishi) From: Prishi
5.
Night View of Japan(Prishi) From: Prishi
6a.
Re: very good From: ashok yadav

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1a.

Out of Bounds Art 6

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Sun Mar 23, 2008 11:40 am (PDT)

Out of Bounds Art 6

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1b.

Out of Bounds Art 6

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Sun Mar 23, 2008 10:34 pm (PDT)

Out of Bounds Art 6

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Some Wonders...MUST SEE

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Sun Mar 23, 2008 8:50 pm (PDT)

Some Wonders...MUST SEE

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So Try to AVOID Girl Friends in your Life...! Will You?????

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Sun Mar 23, 2008 8:50 pm (PDT)



WITHOUT A GIRLFRIEND
1. You can stare at any Girl.......

2. You don't have to spend money on her.

3. You won't get boring result in ur papers.

4. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a
girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one to be a cool guy loves .


5. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring



5. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for u.

6. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore.


7. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.

8. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters.No more endless waiting for ur date to
arrive at some weird shop\place

9. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them


10. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u'll sin less.


11. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her.


12.You wont have to fight over having a 'special' freind with ur folks.


13. No nonstop nonsense.

14. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.


15. No more tension.

16. You can be "urself"


17. You wont have to hide your telephone bills...


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Biggest Dogs, Smallest Dogs!(Prishi)

Posted by: "Prishi" prishi_pari@yahoo.com   prishi_pari

Sun Mar 23, 2008 10:35 pm (PDT)


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document.title;Biggest Dogs, Smallest Dogs!
A collection of the dogs from the biggest to the smallest, from
the Chihuahua to the English Mastiff and the Great Dane!
Eisenhower said, "What counts is not necessarily the size of the
dog in the fight — it's the size of the fight in the dog."
So very true!



SMALLEST

"Danka", a long-haired Chihuahua from Revuca, Slovakia, weighed
in at just 27 oz (7.4" long). Danka is very small even for a
Chihuahua! "Danka who isn't that keen on dog food only eats a
small amount of dry food crushed up", Owner Kvetko said.


[Chihuahua Danka Smallest] Smallest - Chihuahua Danka [Chihuahua
Danka Smallest] Smallest - Chihuahua Danka


BIGGEST (LIVING)

"Hercules", an English Mastiff with a 38" neck, is the current
record holder at 282 lbs. His guardian John Flynn (who ain't so
shabby himself at 270 lbs) says he once saw a bird roosting on
Hercules' head. Hercules just sat there blinking, says Mr. Flynn.
"He's not the smartest dog in the world, that's for sure."


[Biggest - English Mastiff Hercules] Biggest - English Mastiff
Hercules


SHORTEST

Brandy", a Chihuahua from Florida, weighs 2 oz more than Danka
but measures only 6" from the tip of her nose to the end of her
tail. Now there's a dog who has a good reason to be afraid of the
vacuum cleaner.


[Shortest Chihuahua Brandy] Shortest Chihuahua Brandy [Shortest
Chihuahua Brandy] Shortest Chihuahua Brandy


BIGGEST (EVER)
In 1989, an English Mastiff named "Zorba" tipped the
scales—or should I say demolished the scales—at a
whopping 343 lbs at the age of 8.

[English Mastiff Biggest] An English Mastiff


TALLEST
Try telling a 7 ft tall dog not to drool on the dinner table.
"Gibson", a Harlequin Great Dane from Grass Valley, California,
is 42.2 inches when standing on all fours, and when he's on his
hind legs he's positively stratospheric. This dog is so tall he
has to bend down to howl at the moon. He's so tall he doesn't
drink out of the toilet; he drinks from the bidet. He's so tall
he doesn't understand "heel". You have to say, "Skull!" He's so
tall... ok I'll stop now


[Tallest Great Dane Gibson] Tallest Great Dane - Gibson [Tallest
Great Dane Gibson] Tallest Great Dane - Gibson


LARGEST
"Moose" weighed in at 286 lbs when he was named "largest dog in
America" on Live with Regis & Kelly in Nov 2001. Moose's guardian
Donna Vazquez considers that to be a low estimate because his
butt wouldn't fit entirely on the scale.
[Largest Dog Moose] Largest Dog Moose

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Night View of Japan(Prishi)

Posted by: "Prishi" prishi_pari@yahoo.com   prishi_pari

Sun Mar 23, 2008 10:36 pm (PDT)

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Re: very good

Posted by: "ashok yadav" aayadav007@gmail.com   ashok11_yadav

Sun Mar 23, 2008 10:36 pm (PDT)

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