Thursday, March 20, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1808

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1a.
Re: LADKIYAAN BEWAFAA NAHIN HOTI From: <~ Aarti ~>
2.1.
Re: AAP KO HINDI JOKES FORUM KAISA LAGA WO PLEASE REPLY KARNA. From: Abhishek Mundra
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Nokia _ Antitheft Software From: Very Good
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Funny Art - Creation From: black rose
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Funny Advertisements........ From: pratik shah
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Father of nation + Secrets From: pratik shah
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Fwd: Ultimate French Kiss Ever From: rajineesh
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I LIKE HINDI_JOKES FORUM VERY MUCH From: lalit yadav
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__Conceptual Pix__ From: :::Priya Jain:::
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__Human or dog ?__ From: :::Priya Jain:::
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md khaleel shyaries From: mohammed khaleel
12a.
hello From: monika dani
13a.
The Colour of Friendship From: Aasutosh Thakkar
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Aao Phir Nazm Kahen From: Vinay Malhotra
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This guy endorsed him for president............and he will not renou From: egojames007@aol.com
16a.
Size Really Does Matter ? ( 18+ ) From: Varshu
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(no subject) From: Nikul Punjani
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8 Months Old 41 Pound Baby From: Sunny Kinger
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main jal jaeon tho... From: sania seher
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::|:: Best Sceneries (Wallpapers-1) ::|:: From: ♪,Faree♪,
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AB AAP SUDHAR HAAAOOOOOO... From: Abhishek Mundra
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Customer Service in the year 2020 From: Ketan Shah
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AB TO SUDHAR JAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOO............ From: Abhishek Mundra
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this is kissing time From: Vinay Malhotra
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Na who farishta ho na farishtey jaisa ho From: Aasutosh Thakkar
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thnaku From: madan paul
27a.
Re: (1)CAN YOU DO THIS? From: Suresh Bhatnagar

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1a.

Re: LADKIYAAN BEWAFAA NAHIN HOTI

Posted by: "<~ Aarti ~>" aarti.s.sharma@gmail.com   sharmaaartishashikant

Thu Mar 20, 2008 6:12 am (PDT)

Beautiful poem

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>  *LADKIYAAN BEWAFAA NAHI HOTI*
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> Wo to majborioon main lipti hain
> Apney shiddat bharey khyaloon main
> Apney ander chhupi ek aurat main
> Wo hamesha hi darti rehti hain
> Na to jeeti hain na to marti hain
> Larkiyaan bewafaa nahi hoti
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> *Per Hamesha hi darti rehti hain
> Apne reeti or rawajoon se
> Ane waley naye azaboon se
> Zardurat main khily ghulaboon se
> Pyaar kerti hain or chhupati hain
> Larkiyaan Bewafaa nahi hoti
> Kyuon ki majborioon main lepti hain
> Or her lamha darti rehti hain*
> *Apney pyaar se apney saye se
> Apney rishton se dil ki dharkan se
> Apni khowahish se apni kushioon se
> Larkiyaan Bewafaa nahi hoti !!!*
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Re: AAP KO HINDI JOKES FORUM KAISA LAGA WO PLEASE REPLY KARNA.

Posted by: "Abhishek Mundra" allendsoleabhishek@yahoo.co.in   allendsoleabhishek

Thu Mar 20, 2008 6:14 am (PDT)

i have not enough word about it's greatness......
thanks for making so laugh....
i naver forget you this great help to make us laugh..

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Nokia _ Antitheft Software

Posted by: "Very Good" verygood101@yahoo.com   verygood101

Thu Mar 20, 2008 6:28 am (PDT)

Hi friends

Now u can make ur nokia mobile anti theft machine ....

A Perfect Software in Nokia Mobile World

ill tell u how that amazing software do...

Example :---

If any one stole ur mobile (Thief)
what the thief do...

1. they turn off ur phone (switch Off)

2. replace ur sim card with other sim..

3 now that the stupid thing they do they turn on ur phone and ur phone automatically locked

and the display show something like that " This Mobile is belong to {your name]. if u found
this phone please submit to near police station or contact <Ur Alt. Phone No.> or return it to owner
<Your Address>

then ur phone gonna make some disturbing noises itself.
they become useless to thief (poor thief)
there is only one option is gonna appear "Enter Password "

now heres the intrusting part ur phone automatically send hidden sms to <alt. number >
it contains " Thief current mobile number, the Sim Number, And there current location...


NOW U CAN EASILY LAUNCH A F.I.R. TO NEAR POLICE STATION ...
PROVIDE THEM THIEF PHONE NUMBER AND SIM NO. ,LOCATION

REST OF IT ...COPS will Do THERE JOB ....

OR U CAN GRAB THIF URSELF ...... AND SAY
" KYA HAIN BE .....YE PHONE TERE BAAP KA HAIN"
"CHAL VAPAS KAR.... PAPA SE PANGA "

NOTE-----
Phone supportable :- (ONLY NOKIA SERIES 60)

NOKIA 3660,3650,6600, 7610,N-GAGE, AND MUCH MORE SERIES 60 MOBILES"
Nokia N-Gage QD Series 60
Nokia N-Gage Series 60
Nokia 3230 Series 60
Nokia 3600 Series 60
Nokia 3620 Series 60
Nokia 3650 Series 60
Nokia 3660 Series 60
Nokia 6260 Series 60
Nokia 6600 Series 60
Nokia 6620 Series 60
Nokia 6630 Series 60
Nokia 6670 Series 60
Nokia 7610 Series 60
Nokia 7650 Series 60
Nokia 7710 Series 90
Nokia 9300 Series 80
Nokia 9500 Series 80

SPECIAL NOTE :---
If your Phone is Not in the Above List then ur phone is not compatable.. .
make sure u r using series 60 Mobile of Nokia .

Software Is in Attachment.. ....
TA.SIS is Software
And TA.APP is CracK File
Replace TA.APP
with Orignal ONE located in Your Phone Memory C:\System\Apps\ TA\
USE ANY PHONE BROWSER SOFTWARE TO EXPLORE THE FILES
USE jinfileman.sis to Explore and replace
Just Trasfer all files Through any MMC Card Reader to Ur Memory Card
or use Blootooth Device or Infrared Adapter.....
Install .SIS file By Clickin in Inbox....

Download-Link :

http://rapidshare. com/files/ 98965861/ Nokia_Antitheft. zip

Use Winzip or Winrar to open this file

http://rapidshare. com/files/ 97221125/ wrar371.zip


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Funny Art - Creation

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Thu Mar 20, 2008 6:34 am (PDT)

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Funny Advertisements........

Posted by: "pratik shah" pratik_dudes143@yahoo.com   pratik_dudes143

Thu Mar 20, 2008 8:13 am (PDT)


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Father of nation + Secrets

Posted by: "pratik shah" pratik_dudes143@yahoo.com   pratik_dudes143

Thu Mar 20, 2008 8:18 am (PDT)


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Fwd: Ultimate French Kiss Ever

Posted by: "rajineesh" rajineesh1980@yahoo.co.in   rajineesh1980

Thu Mar 20, 2008 8:37 am (PDT)


Sunil_Gunashekar@DellTeam.com wrote: Subject: Ultimate French Kiss Ever
Date: Fri, 14 Mar 2008 10:30:34 +0530
From: <Sunil_Gunashekar@DellTeam.com>

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THANKS & REGARDS

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I LIKE HINDI_JOKES FORUM VERY MUCH

Posted by: "lalit yadav" enjoywith_dj@yahoo.com   enjoywith_dj

Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:00 am (PDT)

Thanks a lot Mr Ganesh Kumble 4 sending so good so many mails.I appreciate the efforts made by you along with other coordinators.Please keep sending mails.Thank you once again.

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__Conceptual Pix__

Posted by: ":::Priya Jain:::" priya2love@yahoo.co.in   priya2love

Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:03 am (PDT)



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__Human or dog ?__

Posted by: ":::Priya Jain:::" priya2love@yahoo.co.in   priya2love

Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:06 am (PDT)



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md khaleel shyaries

Posted by: "mohammed khaleel" mohd_khaleel2006@yahoo.co.in   mohd_khaleel2006

Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:08 am (PDT)

this all for the beautiful girls and boys from myside

read and reply me dear


Gulaab
Aati hai khushboo gulaab si, Mehkai jaati hai sairaab si
Achhey mausamon ki ummeed lagai, Haal-e-jaan hai azaab si
Akhiyan tarseen to kahin, Chamki hai bijli shabab si
Bhataktey kaarwaanya Majnoo, Talaash-e-Laila hai aab si
Bulandi tak pohonchney ke liye, Uraan chahiye sohraab si
Aate hain aansoon bhar bhar Ashfaq, Ab haal-e-dil hai sailaab si

Sirf Tum Ho
Har Kashti-E-Manzil Sahil Hai To Kya
Hamari Manzil-E-Ishq To Sirf Tum Ho
Yeh Dil Dharakta Hai Har Pal To Kya
Is Dil Ki Dharkan To Sirf Tum Ho
Zindagi Dee Is Rab Ne To Kya
Is Jeene Ka MaQsad To Sirf Tum Ho
Yeh Jaan Jayegi Kisi Din To Kya
Is Dil-E-Malka To Sirf Tum Ho


Khushboo
Jis ki khushboo se hai phoolon ki mahak
Jis ki saanson se chale thandi pawan (hawa)
Jis ki aankhon ki chamak se duniya raushan
Jis ki her baat aisi jaise shayar ki ghazal
Jis ke husn se lage chandon ko grahan
Woh koi khwab nahi, tum ho hum dum


Aisi Hai Meri Jaan
Phoolon Se Atchi Us Ki Khushboo
Kaliyon Se Pyari Uski Muskaaan,
Sitaaron Sa Chamakta Hua Chehra Koyal Si Meethi Zabaaan,
Chaand bhi chup jaye yeh kah ke, Aaasmaan pe ab kya mera kaam,
Chandni to aaa nikli zameen se
Kaisi hai yeh qudrat ki shaan,
Fursat Se Banaya Hoga Rub Ne
Farishton Ka Nahi Yeah Kaaam,
Mittti Se Bane Hain Hum Sab
Us Main Sona Ko Milaya Hoga,
Hoooron Ne Bhi Husrat Se Dekha Hoga
Pariyon Se Sunder Yeah Insaaan,
Alfaaaz Bhi Kum Parte Hain Kahne Ko
Aisi Hai Meri Jaaaaaaaaan





----------------Starting: "Aisi Apni Wife Ho"------------------
Wife ....Wife.......Wife.........
5' 6" jiski height ho,
Chehara jiska bright ho,
Umar 20 se 22 ho,
Aisi apni Wife ho.
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Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho,
Bhir main sab kahe side ho, side ho,
Accchi ghar ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho
Aisi apni Wife ho.
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Parosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,
Dinner kay time candle light ho,
Hum me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho,
Milane ke baad dil delight ho,
Yeh kavita parhne ke baad log kahe "chikne, tum right ho",
Aisi apni Wife ho.
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kaash yeh concept .0001 percent bhi right ho
agar aisi apni wife ho
to kya hasin life ho
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har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho
kudrat ki bhi aazmaaish ho
khudah ke software mein bhi bug ki gunjaish ho
ay kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho
aisi apni wife ho!
----------------end of "Aisi Apni Wife Ho"--------


for a beawafaa girl........read and understand and reply me how is it

BEWAFAI KI DAASTAN

TERI BARAAT HOOGI MERA JANAZA,
CHAR ADMI TERE SAATH HOONGE

CHAR ADMI MERE SAATH HOONGE
CHAR AADMI MERE SAATH HOONGE

PHOOL TUJ PER BHI HOONGE
PHOOL MUJPER BHI HOONGE

TUJPER DULHAN KA JOODA HOONGA
MUJPER KAFAN KI SAJAWAT HOOGI

LAALI TERE CHEHRE PER HOONGI
NOOR MERE CHEHRE PER HOOGA

KHOOBSURAT TUMBHI LAGRAHI HOONGI
KHOOBSURAT MAI BHI LARAHA HOONGA

FARAQ SIRF ITNA HI HOONGA
KI TUM KISIKI ZINDAGE ME JARAHI HOONGE

MY TUMHARI ZINDAGE SE JARAHA HOONGA
MERA NASEEB TERI KISMAT SE ACHA HOONGA

MERA GHAM TERI KHUSHISE ACHA HOONGA
YAKHEEN NA AYE TO APNI ANKHONSE DEKHLENA

MERA JANZA TERI BARAT SE ACHA HOONGA
MERE SAMNE RUQSAT JO TERI BARAAT HOONGI

US LAMHE GULESHAM HAYAT HOONGI
WHO BHI JAAN KISI AFAT KI RAAT HOONGI

PHOOLON ME KISIKI MERI KAYANATH HOONGI





Mohammed khaleel
Executive Secretary
Nour Energy
Riyadh
Mobile No: 00966 564 376 854.

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hello

Posted by: "monika dani" dani_monika01@yahoo.co.in   dani_monika01

Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:09 am (PDT)

Hello Friends,

I will Thanks to all Hindi jokes members for given the most enjoyfull moument by jokes

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The Colour of Friendship

Posted by: "Aasutosh Thakkar" aasutosh24365@yahoo.com   aasutosh24365

Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:10 am (PDT)

"A sympathetic friend can be quite as dear as a love

"However rare true love may be, it is less so than true friendship."

The language of friendship is not words but meanings.

"Life is partly what we make it, and partly what it is made by the friends whom we choose."

"Every man passes his life in the search after friendship."

"Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow-ripening fruit."

"Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you."

"No man is useless while he has a friend."

"Love is rarer than genius itself. And friendship is rarer than love."

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Aao Phir Nazm Kahen

Posted by: "Vinay Malhotra" vinay79malhotra@yahoo.com   vinay79malhotra

Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:11 am (PDT)

Aao Phir Nazm Kahen
Phir Kisi Dard Ko Sahla Ke Suja Le Ankhen
Phir Kisi Dukhti Rag Se Chhua De Nashtar
Ya Kisi Bhooli Huee Raah Pe Mudkar
Ek Baar Naam Lekar Kisi Hamnam Ko Awaz Hi De Le
Phir Koi Nazm Kahen


Roz sahil pe khade hoke yahi dekha hai
Shaam ka pighla hua surkh-sunhari rogan
Roz matiyale-se paani mein yeh ghul jaata hai
Roz sahil pe khade hoke yahi socha hai
Mein jo pighali huee rangeen shafaq ka rogan
Ponchh loo haathon pe

Aur chpuke se ik baar kabhi
Tere gulnaar se rukhsaaron pe chhap se mal doon
Shaam ka pighala hua surkh-sunhari rogan

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This guy endorsed him for president............and he will not renou

Posted by: "egojames007@aol.com" egojames007@aol.com   jocisoo7

Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:13 am (PDT)



Since January 1, 2003

(http://www.iraqbodycount.org/) (http://www.iraqbodycount.org/)

Thanks George W Bush for all the Dead innocent people who's lives were
destroyed by "the Great Decider".....But look here at the Love John McCain shows
him...........its sickening........the cold way we ignore these innocent
childrens death.....................WE should call for McCain to Renounce Bush and
his Wrong Decision to kill innocent Iraqi's..............."Death is louder
than Words".........................

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Size Really Does Matter ? ( 18+ )

Posted by: "Varshu" varsha.sanyal@gmail.com   varsha.sanyal

Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:22 am (PDT)

Do You Think ?

Size Really Does Matter ..

We Think Small is Better.. ;-)

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(no subject)

Posted by: "Nikul Punjani" nikul_punjani@yahoo.com   nikul_punjani

Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:24 am (PDT)

HI FRIENDS I AM NIKUL I LOVE TO MAKE FRIENDS AND I SO ALL THE MSGS U SEND ME ITS SO NICE AND BEUTIFULL PLZ KEEP SENDING ME MSGS

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8 Months Old 41 Pound Baby

Posted by: "Sunny Kinger" sunnykinger@gmail.com   sunnykinger

Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:26 am (PDT)


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19.

main jal jaeon tho...

Posted by: "sania seher" saniaseher@yahoo.com   saniaseher

Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:35 am (PDT)


Main mitjaeon tho...

main jal jaeon tho...

main phir bhe zinda rahooongee....

main bikherjaaaeon tho....

main gam main gm hoon tho kiya....

main phir bhe tmharay he pass hoon....

tmhare mskrahat kee Sorat main....

tumhare dherkan kee awaazzz main.....

Tumharay keee sooorat main....

Main phir bhe zinda rahonge teray aansooo bankar...
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20.

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21.

AB AAP SUDHAR HAAAOOOOOO...

Posted by: "Abhishek Mundra" allendsoleabhishek@yahoo.co.in   allendsoleabhishek

Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:41 am (PDT)

EK SARDAR HOTA HAI......
WO KAHNA KHA RAHA HOTA HAI,
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HAR BAAT PE JOKE CHAHEYE AAPKO....
JAAN LELO SARDARO KI......
KHANA BHI SHANTI SE NAHI KHANE DETEE...

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22.

Customer Service in the year 2020

Posted by: "Ketan Shah" ketan@email.sc   ketansakhida

Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:41 am (PDT)

Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your..."
Customer: "Hello, can I order.."
Operator: "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"

Customer: "It's eh... hold on...6102049998-45-54610"

Operator: "OK... you're... Mr. Clinton and you're calling from 17 W 5th
Avenue Your home number is 212 444 2366, your office 212 764 2302 and your
mobile is 212-123-1234.Which number are you calling from now Sir?"

Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?"

Operator: "We are NOW connected to the system Sir"

Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."

Operator: "That's not a good idea Sir"

Customer: "How come?"

Operator: "According to your medical records, you have high blood
pressure and even higher cholesterol level, Sir"

Customer: "What ?... What do you recommend then?"

Operator: "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"

Customer: "How do you know for sure?"

Operator: "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from
the National Library last week Sir"

Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how
much will that cost?"

Operator: "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The
total is $49.99"

Customer: "Can I pay by credit card?"

Operator: "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card
is over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last
year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing
loan, Sir."

Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighborhood ATM and withdraw
some cash before your guy arrives"

Operator: "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your
daily limit on machine withdrawal today"

Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready.
How long is it gonna take anyway?"

Operator: "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always
come and collect it on your scooter..."

Customer: "What!"

Operator: "According to the details in system, you own a
Scooter...registration number 1123..."

Customer: "????"

Operator: "Is there anything else Sir?"

Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free
bottles of cola as advertised?"

Operator: "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're
also diabetic ... "

Customer: " #$$^%&$@$% ^"

Operator "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987
you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?"

Customer : Faints.............

Keep smiling and enjoy your day

Ketan Shah

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23.

AB TO SUDHAR JAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOO............

Posted by: "Abhishek Mundra" allendsoleabhishek@yahoo.co.in   allendsoleabhishek

Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:41 am (PDT)

EK SARDAR HOTA HAI......
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JAAN LELO SARDARO KI......
KHANA BHI SHANTI SE NAHI KHANE DETEE...

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24.

this is kissing time

Posted by: "Vinay Malhotra" vinay79malhotra@yahoo.com   vinay79malhotra

Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:45 am (PDT)



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25.

Na who farishta ho na farishtey jaisa ho

Posted by: "Aasutosh Thakkar" aasutosh24365@yahoo.com   aasutosh24365

Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:45 am (PDT)


Na who farishta ho na farishtey jaisa ho
Mujhey talash hai uski jo merey jaisa ho

Merey khulus ko pehchanta ho bus kafi hai
Who koi bhi ho, kahin bhi ho, kesa bhi ho

Meri khatir marney ka hosla bhi rkhta ho
Agar kabhi rooth jaoon mein us sey to

Muskra key manayee, woh aisa ho
Jo baat karey to woh nibha bhi sakey

Iradon mein woh apney chatanon jaisa ho
Dukhon mein hansney ka hunar janta ho

Ik aisa hamsafar jo samandar kitarah gahrah ho
Us key pyaar ki thandak ho merey liye aisi
Key woh to bilkul aasman key chand jaisa ho

Woh sirf mera ho, jo nigahon mein haya rakhta ho
Umar bhar saath chalney ka azam-e-wafa rakhta ho

Jo khwab deney ko qadir ho meri aankhon ko
Meri mohabbat ko pehchan sakay woh aisa ho

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26.

thnaku

Posted by: "madan paul" madan_007paul@yahoo.co.in   madan_007paul

Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:46 am (PDT)

HI!

i am happy 4 your joke's plz send me more funny joke's.

thanks

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27a.

Re: (1)CAN YOU DO THIS?

Posted by: "Suresh Bhatnagar" sureshkbhatnagar@gmail.com   suresh250386

Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:47 am (PDT)

Hi All,

i would like to add more few words
pls try

"con", "aux", "nul", "com1", "com2"...

"lpt1", "lpt2", "lpt3".....

Anyone knows its answers?????

On Tue, Mar 18, 2008 at 4:02 PM, ganesh <ganeshkumble11@gmail.com> wrote:

> (1)can you do this?
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> Create "con" folder anywhere on your computor.
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