Messages In This Digest (36 Messages)
- 1.
- Aam hai kya ? From: nilesh kumar shah
- 2.
- Fwd: [BabilonianFriends] Why to get Married ???? From: nageswararao sanapathi
- 3.
- Life has lost its music. From: pu.sonia
- 4.
- Mohabbat Mar Bhi Sakti Hai..... From: UMSA
- 5.
- santa banta From: Abhishek Mundra
- 6.
- munna bhai From: Abhishek Mundra
- 7.
- I'd like to wish all of you a happy day. From: pu.sonia
- 8.
- The Ant From: faisal zafar
- 9.
- mahatam gandhi From: mynksha
- 10.
- CHINTI & HATI From: helo_niranjan
- 11.
- ~*~*~*~Love Shayaries ~*~*~*~*~ From: nitin jain
- 12.
- WANT SCENERIES From: Preet Arora
- 13a.
- MY FIRST MAIL From: LUCKY
- 13b.
- Re: MY FIRST MAIL From: Sbusiso Brian Maboa
- 14.
- wht's friendship from A to Z...... From: rizzu_18
- 15.
- ACHE SE PYARE SE HINDI SMS BY OUR PYARE SE DOST TARUNESH CHIKATE D From: babuchikate@yahoo.co.in
- 16.
- our life..... From: rizzu_18
- 17.
- Beauty of Maths From: S Kool
- 18.
- A BISCUITS MAKER.......................... From: helo_niranjan
- 19.
- WOMEN'S DAY GREETINGS SWEET HEART !!! From: glassnost
- 20.
- BAD MEE DEKH LUNGA From: helo_niranjan
- 21.
- CHINI(SUGAR) From: helo_niranjan
- 22a.
- SMS From: helo_niranjan
- 23.
- If you love someone.. From: ganeshkumble11
- 24.
- The Real Painting frm MS PAINT!!! Amazzing! From: ganeshkumble11
- 25.
- World's Greatest Suicides From: ganeshkumble11
- 26.
- DARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! From: ganeshkumble11
- 27.
- Ab tak kitno ko sahi rasta dikhaya hai? From: ganeshkumble11
- 28.
- TC & girls..........(JOKE) From: ganeshkumble11
- 29.
- Ladkiya hame na pasand kare iska hame koi gam nahi..... From: ganeshkumble11
- 30.
- Rare to See......... From: ganeshkumble11
- 31.
- KABHI MUJE APANA BANA KE TO DEKHO........ From: ganeshkumble11
- 32.
- Beautiful Cartoon.To get smile in your life send this cartoons to at From: ganeshkumble11
- 33.
- Keep_smiling From: ganeshkumble11
- 34.
- Teddy Bears. From: ganeshkumble11
- 35.
- if women control the world From: ganeshkumble11
Messages
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Aam hai kya ?
Posted by: "nilesh kumar shah" nilesh_shah2008@yahoo.co.in nilesh_shah2008
Thu Mar 6, 2008 6:08 am (PST)
Aam hai kya ?
Part 1
A parrot goes to a shopkeeper and asks ... 'Aam hai kya?'
The shopkeeper says ... 'Nahi. Hum Aam nahi bechte.'
Next day at the same time, the parrot goes again and asks him ...'Aam hai kya ?'
He gets a little irritated and says... 'Aare Bola na, Hum 'Aam nahi Bechte'
On the third day, the parrot goes again and asks him 'Aam hai kya ?'
He gets wild and yells ...'Bola na naahi. Abhi vapas aaya to tumhare sar ke upar hathoda marunga '
The next day,the parrot comes again and asks him ..'hathoda hai kya?'
The shopkeeper says ... 'Nahi'
The parrot then asks ... 'Aam hai kya ?'
Part-2
The next day parrot again goes to shopkeeper and asks "Aam hai kya??"
The shopkeeper is ready now....
He quickly pulls a hammer and hitz the parrot on the face.
The parrot looses all his teeth
But determined, parrot again goes 2 the shopkeeper next day n asks
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Fwd: [BabilonianFriends] Why to get Married ????
Posted by: "nageswararao sanapathi" sanapathi_63@yahoo.co.in sanapathi_63
Thu Mar 6, 2008 6:11 am (PST)
Note: forwarded message attached.
sanapathi
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Life has lost its music.
Posted by: "pu.sonia" pu.sonia@yahoo.com pu.sonia
Thu Mar 6, 2008 6:12 am (PST)
There is Deep Dark Depth in this place.
Where is the light?
Where is the Shining Stars of this place?
Where are the Dancing Melodies of my life?
They are gone far away...
Will they come back?
i'm Lost
I'm in-search of them
Here and There
but they are Nowhere.
Life has lost all its music..
Written by:
Sonia Rehman
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Mohabbat Mar Bhi Sakti Hai.....
Posted by: "UMSA" umsa80@gmail.com umsa80
Thu Mar 6, 2008 6:12 am (PST)
Hello Every One,
Jissay Tum Zindagi Jaano
Tumhain Woh Roog Kehta Ho
K Jis Nay Khud Hi Chahat Say Tumhara Haath Thama Ho
Woh Apnay Dil K Darwazay Tumhain Par Band Kar Day
Tu Mohabbat Mar Bhi Sakti Hai
Tumhain Sangsaar Karnay Ko
Jo Sang Baantay Logon Main
Sabah Ko Rooknay Ka Qafl Daalay Jo Dareechoon Main
Kar K Band Ghar K Darwazay
Saans Par Pehra Lagaye
Tu Mohabbat Mar Bhi Sakti Hai
Yeh Kis Nay Keh Diya Tum Say
Mohabbat Mar Nahin Sakti
K Jab Koi Tumhain Jaan Say Ghuzar Jaanay Ko Kehta Ho
Aadhi Raah Main Khud Hi Mur Jaanay Ko Kehta Ho
Woh Apni Bay Wafai Ka Khud Hi Aetraaf Kar Lay Tu
Mohabbat Mar Bhi Sakti Hai
Mohabbat Mar Bhi Sakti Hai.....
Umsa
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santa banta
Posted by: "Abhishek Mundra" allendsoleabhishek@yahoo.co.in allendsoleabhishek
Thu Mar 6, 2008 6:13 am (PST)
संत&# 2366; ने एट ी&# 2319;म मश ी&# 2344; मे ं अप न&# 2366; का र&# 2381;ड डा ल&# 2366; , तो बं त&# 2366; ने हं स&# 2344;ा शु र&# 2370; कर दि य&# 2366;।
हंस क् य&# 2379;ं रह े हो , सं त&# 2366; ने गु स&# 2381;स े से पू छ&# 2366;।
बंत&# 2366; - मै ं&# 2344;े तु म&# 2381;ह ा&# 2352;ा पा स&# 2357;र ्&# 2337; दे ख लि य&# 2366;।
संत&# 2366;- अच ्&# 2331;ा , बत ा&# 2323; तो क् य&# 2366; है ।
बंत&# 2366; - चा र स् ट&# 2366;र (****)
संत&# 2366; (हं स&# 2340;े हु ए) - गल त , गल त.. .3384 है ।
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munna bhai
Posted by: "Abhishek Mundra" allendsoleabhishek@yahoo.co.in allendsoleabhishek
Thu Mar 6, 2008 6:13 am (PST)
टीच&# 2352; : मह ा&# 2340;् म&# 2366; गा ं&# 2343;ी कौ न है
छात&# 2381;र : मह ा&# 2340;् म&# 2366; गा ं&# 2343;ी वह ी है ं जि न&# 2325;ी मद द से मु न&# 2381;न ा&# 2349;ा ई ने अप न&# 2368; गर ्&# 2354;फ ्&# 2352;े ं&# 2337; को पट ा&# 2351;ा था
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I'd like to wish all of you a happy day.
Posted by: "pu.sonia" pu.sonia@yahoo.com pu.sonia
Thu Mar 6, 2008 6:13 am (PST)
[:)] This is for all of you [:)]
I'd like to wish all of you a happy day.
A happy day is letting the breeze blow through your hair.
A happy day is sunshine warming your skin.
A happy day is eating your favorite meal.
A happy day is having personal time to yourself.
A happy day is walking away from the stresses of life.
A happy day is appreciating having your health.
A happy day is reflecting on all the special people who are there for
you.
A happy day is appreciating that you were given this day to enjoy, so
make
the best of it.
[:)] I hope you all have a happy day! [:)]
Sonia Rehman
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The Ant
Posted by: "faisal zafar" s_fzafar@yahoo.com s_fzafar
Thu Mar 6, 2008 6:13 am (PST)
Email me
faisal_zafar22@hotmail.com
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mahatam gandhi
Posted by: "mynksha" mynksha@yahoo.co.in mynksha
Thu Mar 6, 2008 6:14 am (PST)
M---man of noble ideas.
A---all people were egual in this eyes.
H---honesty was his deed.
A---all rellgions were egual in the eyes.
T---truth was his religion.
M---man of sunpie habits.
A---ass crtive for righeous cause.
G---great man of his time.
A---a triend of the poor.
N---non-voience was his weapon.
D---dauhtless and doriny.
H---he loved freedom.
I---india holoest son.
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CHINTI & HATI
Posted by: "helo_niranjan" helo_niranjan@yahoo.co.in helo_niranjan
Thu Mar 6, 2008 6:14 am (PST)
CHINTI & HATI EK DUSERESE BOHUT PYAR KARTETHE
BOHUT DIN PEHILE KHARGOSE NE CHINTI KO LINE MAR TA THA..
EK DIN CHINTI & HATI PARK GHUMNE GAYE & EK PED KE NICHE BAYTHE
US SE PAHILE KHARGOSE BECHARA JAKAR PED KE UPPER CHAD GAYA THA
CHINTI NE HATI KI KAN ME KUCH KAHA
USKO SUN KAR KHARGOSE BECHARA NICHE GIR GAYA & MARGAYA
TO CHINTI NE HATI KO KYA KAHA JO KHARGOSE SUN KAR MARGAYA ?
ANS:- CHINTI NE BOLA HATI KO ME TUMHARI BACHI KI MAA BANN NE BALI
HOON...........
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~*~*~*~Love Shayaries ~*~*~*~*~
Posted by: "nitin jain" cutefriend_06@yahoo.co.in cutefriend_06
Thu Mar 6, 2008 6:14 am (PST)
Hum Ruthe To Kiske Bharose,
Kaun Hai Jo Aayega Hume Manane Ke Liye,
Ho Sakta Hai Taras Aa Bhi Jaye Aapko,
Par Dil Kaha Se Laau Aapse Ruth Jane K Liye.
~
Sirf Chahne Se Koi Baat Nahi Hoti,
Suraj Ke Samne Kabhi Raat Nahi Hoti,
Hum Chahte Hai Jinhe Jaan Se Bhi Jyada,
Wo Samne Hai Par Baat Bhi Nahi Hoti.
~
Zindgi ki kitab k kuch panne hote hai,
Kuch apne, Kuch begane hote hain.
Pyar se savwar jati hai zindgi,
Bas Pyar se rishte nibhane hote hai.
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WANT SCENERIES
Posted by: "Preet Arora" p.arora007@yahoo.com jaspreetkumar_arora
Thu Mar 6, 2008 6:34 am (PST)
DEAR FRIENDS>>
I WANT SOME BEAUTIFUL PICTURES CAN ANY ONE HELP ME.PLZ..........
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MY FIRST MAIL
Posted by: "LUCKY" luckybti@yahoo.com luckybti
Thu Mar 6, 2008 6:37 am (PST)
HI FRENZ
I HAVE JOINED HINDI JOKES FROM LAST 1.5 YEARS BT M NOT ABLE TO SEND EVEN A SINGLE MAIL TO ANYONE OF THIS USERS M SORRY FOR THAT U CAN SAY IT MAY BE MY MISFORTUNE DT M NOT GET MOMENT TO SEND MAIL TO GROUP. WELL THANKS FRENZ FOR SHARING YOUR CUTE,SWEET,MEMORABLE,EMOTIONALS, ROMANTIC, HELPFUL AND GR8 MAILS .
THANKS A LOT
LUCKY
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~After the game,
the KING and the PAWN go into the same box~~~~~~~~~~~~*
(¨`·.·´¨)
`·.¸(¨`·.·´¨) Keep
(¨`·.·´¨)¸.·´ Smiling!
`·.¸.·´LUCKY
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Re: MY FIRST MAIL
Posted by: "Sbusiso Brian Maboa" sb4sbu@yahoo.co.uk sb4sbu
Thu Mar 6, 2008 9:58 am (PST)
ya, afterall someone send my email withing our group and win the credit .
Not Fair
LUCKY <luckybti@yahoo.com > wrote:
HI FRENZ
I HAVE JOINED HINDI JOKES FROM LAST 1.5 YEARS BT M NOT ABLE TO SEND EVEN A SINGLE MAIL TO ANYONE OF THIS USERS M SORRY FOR THAT U CAN SAY IT MAY BE MY MISFORTUNE DT M NOT GET MOMENT TO SEND MAIL TO GROUP. WELL THANKS FRENZ FOR SHARING YOUR CUTE,SWEET,MEMORABLE,EMOTIONALS, ROMANTIC, HELPFUL AND GR8 MAILS .
THANKS A LOT
LUCKY
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~After the game,
the KING and the PAWN go into the same box~~~~~~~~~~~~*
(¨`·.·´¨)
`·.¸(¨`·.·´¨) Keep
(¨`·.·´¨)¸.·´ Smiling!
`·.¸.·´LUCKY
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wht's friendship from A to Z......
Posted by: "rizzu_18" rizzu_18@yahoo.co.in rizzu_18
Thu Mar 6, 2008 6:37 am (PST)
A-Z OF FRIENDSHIP.....
A - accepts you as you are...
B - believes in you...
C - calls,you just to say "hi"
D - doesn't give up on you...
E - envisions the world of you.(even the unfinished parts)
F - forgives your mistakes.....
G -gives unconditionally.....
H -helps you.....
I -invites you.....
J -just like being with you.....
K -keeps you close at heart.....
L -loves you for how you are.....
M -makes a differences in ur life...
N -never judges you....
O -offers support...
P -picks you up...
Q -quiets your fears....
R -raises your spirits....
S -says nice things about you...
T -tells you the truth when you need to hear it....
U -understands you...
V -values you...
W -walks besides you...
X -xplains things you dont understand...
Y -yells when you wont listen...
Z -zaps you back to reality....
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ACHE SE PYARE SE HINDI SMS BY OUR PYARE SE DOST TARUNESH CHIKATE D
Posted by: "babuchikate@yahoo.co.in" babuchikate@yahoo.co.in ganeshkumble11
Thu Mar 6, 2008 9:52 am (PST)
Mushkurana (Smile)
"Har waqt gul bankar muskurana jindagi hai,
Muskurakar gam bhulana jindagi hai,
Jeet kar muskuraye to kya muskuraye,
Haar kar muskurana jindagi hai"
Acha Lagta Hai
Bhari mehfil main tanha rehna acha lagta hai
Terey barey main sochtey rehna acha lagta hai .
Kabhi phulon main ,kabhi kaliyon main
Tujh ko hi dhundtey rehna acha lagta hai
Meree zindagi ki khushiyan tumhee say hain wabasta
Rab say sirf tumhein hi mangna acha lagta hai
Hamarey darmiyan hai sadiyon ka fasla
Kuch is tarhan guftugu karna acha lagta hai
Tumhrey baghir zindagi ka koi tasavur nahi hai
Kuch is tarhan tumhari tamanna karna achha lagta hai
Tum hi ko chaha,tum hi ko chahtey hain
Tumhi ko chahtey rehna acha lagta hai..
Aapko Zindagi Mana Hai
Humne to aapko zindagi mana hai,
Aapki har saans ko bandagi mana hai,
Khuda kare ki salamat rahe aap sada,
Kyuki aapki har saans ko humne apni saans mana hai .
Jis Shaam Mein
Jis shaam mein mere lab per aapka naam na aaye,
Khuda kare ki kabhi aisi shaam na aaye,
Ae jaane wafa yeh kabhi mumkin nahin ki,
Afsaana likhoon aur aapka naam na aaye.
sachchi Dosti
Sachhi Dosti Bezubaan Hoti Hai,
Ye To Aankhon Se Bayan Hoti Hai,
Dosti Mein Dard Mile To Kya,
Dard Me Hi To Apno Or Parayon Ki Pehchan Hoti Hai.
Darta Hoon
Bharoosa hai tum per apne se bhi jayada,
per her us parchhaee se darta hoon,
chheen na le koi tumhe muj se,
bas har pal issi baat se darta hoon.
Friends For Ever
Square Has 4 Ends,
triangle Has 3 Ends,
Line Has 2 Ends,
But Our Friendship Is Like Circle
Which Has No End.
koi dost aap ke jaisa
kahan koi aisa mila jis per dil luta dete her ek ne dokha diya
kis kis ko bhula dete apne dil ka dard dil mai hi dabaye phirte hai
karte agar byan to mehfil ko rula dete
Heart Of Life
Birth Is The Start Of life,
Beauty Is The Art of Life,
Mystry & The Risk are The Part Of Life,
But True Friends Like You Are The Heart Of Life........
Pyar Chupta Nahi Chupane Se.........
Pooch Lo Tum Bhi Iss Zamaane Se,
Pyaar Chhupta Nahin Chhupane Se
Paas Aate Ho Choote Ho Baat Karte Ho,
Kabhi Matlab Se Kabhi Bahane Se
Pyar Dil Mein Hai To Laao Zabaan Pe,
Aag Badhti Hai Ye Bujhane Se.
Tumhein Na Paana Shayad Behtar Hai,
Paa Ke Phir Se Tumhein Ganwane Se.
Chalo Ek Dua To Apni Poori Huye,
Mil Liye Apne Ek Deewane Se.
Roye Jaate Ho, Bas Roye Jate Ho,
Kya Hoga Ye Dhan Lutane se ....
Humari ungli aapki or
Rishto ki dori kamzor hoti hai,
Aankhon ki baaten dil ki chor hoti hai,
Khuda ne jab bhi puchha dost ka matlab ,
Humari ungli aapki or hoti hai,
Khuda ne iss rishte ko kya nek banaya
Iss riste se aur kaun sa rishta paak hoga
Jab do dil swart bina ek tuje ke saath hoga
Khuda ne iss rishte ko kya nek banaya
Dosti mein jab dono ka haath ek hoga
dosti nibhana
Phool bankar muskurana zindagi hai
Muskura ke gum bhulana zindagi hai
Mil kar log khush hote hai toh kya hua
Bina mile dosti nibhana zindagi hai
Doston ke liye
Dosti main jina dosti main marna,
Himmat na ho to dosti na karna,
Zindagi nahi hame doston se pyaari,
Doston ke liye hai zindagi hamari ..
Dil Aur Dost
Dil mein intezar ki lakir chod jayenge
Ankho mein yado ki nami chod jayenge
Dhundte phiroge hume ek din
Jindhgi mein ek dost ki kami chod jayenge.
Dhadkan ke liye dil chahiye,
Dil ke liye pyaar chahiye,
Pyaar ke liye khushi chahiye,
Khushi ke liye yaar chahiye,
Aur yaar ke liye aap chahiye.
Dil todna humari aadat nahi,
Dil hum kisika dukhate nahi,
Bharosa rakhna humarae dosti pe,
Dost bankar hum kisiko bhulaathe nahi.
Nigaho mein aur koi dosti ke kabil na raha,
Is kinare ka aur koi sahil na raha,
Chand jaisa dost mila humein zamin par,
Aasma ka chand bhi aab deedar k kabil nahi raha.
Dosti se aaj pyaar sarmaya hai,
Teri dosti ne humein jina sikhaya hai,
Kya mange khuda se hum,
Woh to khud aaj mere dar par,
Teri dosti mangne aaya hai.
Dosti ki galiyo mein koi gham na ho,
Hamari yeh dosti kabhi kam na ho,
Bas yehi dua tum kush raho,
Kya pata yeh message bhejne wala
Aman "Kal Ho Na Ho" !
Dosti se aaj pyaar sharmaya hai,
Teri chahat ne kuch aisa gajab dhaya hai,
Khuda se kya mange,
Woh to khud aaj aap jaisa dost udhar mangne aaya hai.
Har ek insaan ko ek hi maan hota hai,
Har ek insaan ko ek hi jaan hoti hai,
Har ek insaan ki ek hi baat hoti hai,
Ke dosti ho to zindagi aasaan hoti hai.
Milte hai aachai dost sirf kismatwalo ko,
Meri kismat se jalna chod do.
Agar tamana ho milne ki mere dost ko,
Toh bas apni nazar aaine ki taraf mod do.
Ummid aisi ho jo jeene ko mazboor kare,
Raah aisi ho jo chalne ko majboor kare,
Mahak kum na ho apni dosti ki,
Dosti aisi ho jo milne ko majboor kare.
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our life.....
Posted by: "rizzu_18" rizzu_18@yahoo.co.in rizzu_18
Thu Mar 6, 2008 9:55 am (PST)
When u hate ur life.... Just close ur eyes & see her face who loves u
more
than anyone else.....who cares for u in loneliness & dies for u when u
cry.......she is no one but ur sweet loving MOM.....Love her more than
anyone else in this world....Bcoz only she was, is and will be there
for u all the
time....
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Beauty of Maths
Posted by: "S Kool" goelsumitkumar1@gmail.com goelelec
Thu Mar 6, 2008 9:55 am (PST)
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> *Do reply if u like my mails
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*Absolutely amazing!* *Beauty of Maths!*
1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321
1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111
9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888
Brilliant, isn't it?
And look at this symmetry:
1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111=12345678987654321
Now, take a look at this...
101%
>From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:
What Equals 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been in situations where someone wants you to
GIVE OVER 100%.
How about ACHIEVING 101%?
What equals 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help
answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
If:
*
H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K*
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And:
*
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E*
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%
But:
*
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E*
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
THEN, look how far the love of God will take you:
*
L-O-V-E-O-F-G-O-D*
12+15+22+5+15+6+7+15+4 = 101%
Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:
While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will
get you there, It's the Love of God that will put you over the top!
It's up to you if you share this with your friends & loved ones just
the way I did.
Have a nice day & God bless !!
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A BISCUITS MAKER..........................
Posted by: "helo_niranjan" helo_niranjan@yahoo.co.in helo_niranjan
Thu Mar 6, 2008 9:56 am (PST)
A BISCUITS MAKER WROTE A LOVE LETTER TO HIS GIRL FRIEND
LOOK HOW HE WROTE
DEAR MERRY YESTERDAY WAS GOOD-DAY
OUR MEETING WAS SO NICE
BUT CHANCES OF LOVE OUR 50-50
BECAUSE YOUR FATHER LIKE A TIGER
IF U NOT GIVE ME YOUR LITTLE-HEART
I WILL BE CRACK-JACK
regards:- Niranjan
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WOMEN'S DAY GREETINGS SWEET HEART !!!
Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com mush2talk
Thu Mar 6, 2008 9:57 am (PST)
We Men know exactly what
you want on Women's Day
*
GLASSNOST
However the soaring prices of
Gold has left us helpless.
*
For now we offer you some
glittering, mouth watering
gold coin chocolates. Enjoy !!!
GLASSNOST
No hard feelings Sweet Heart !!!
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BAD MEE DEKH LUNGA
Posted by: "helo_niranjan" helo_niranjan@yahoo.co.in helo_niranjan
Thu Mar 6, 2008 9:57 am (PST)
DO MAHILAEN JHAGAD RAHEN THEE
EK NE BOLA :- MEE BAD ME DEKH LUNGA
DUSERE NE PUCHA :- BAD MEE KINEW ?
ABHI KINEW NAHNIE ?
PAHELE BALA JABAB DIYA :- MERA CHASMA
GHARME BHUL AYA HUN.
regards :- Niranjan
helo_niranjan@yahoo.co. in
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CHINI(SUGAR)
Posted by: "helo_niranjan" helo_niranjan@yahoo.co.in helo_niranjan
Thu Mar 6, 2008 9:58 am (PST)
CHINI(SUGAR)_
PATI HO RAHA THA KUCH DOST CHINI KHARID NE GAYE DUKAN KO GANA GATE
GATE..
MERA JIVAN KORA KAGAJ KORA HI REHE GAYA................. ..
BHAYA CHINI 2KG DE DO..
DUKAN BHAYA NE REPLAY DIYA..
SARA CHINI CHINTI KHAGAYA KHALI BURA(PACKET) HI REHE GAYA.........
regards :-Niranjan
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SMS
Posted by: "helo_niranjan" helo_niranjan@yahoo.co.in helo_niranjan
Thu Mar 6, 2008 9:59 am (PST)
RANJAN :- SARA DUNIYA SMS KE JARYA CHAL RAHA HE
POPU:- O.. KEISE ?
RANJAN :- ITNA BHI NAHNI PATA , ARE YEAR SARKAR MONMOHAN SING........
POPU:- BHAYA WHAY MONMOHAN SING WALK-IN EVENING ?
RANJAN:- O BHI NAHNI PATA.......... HE IS P.M YEAR NOT A.M
(P.M-PRYME MINISTER)
regards:- Niranjan
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If you love someone..
Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com ganeshkumble11
Thu Mar 6, 2008 10:06 am (PST)
If You Love Someone
THE ORIGINAL QUOTE
" If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was...."
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*
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THE NEW VERSIONS.....
Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was
Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.
Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back within some time forget her.
Patient:
If you love someone, Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back,
continue to wait until she comes back ...
Playful
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat ....
C++ Programmer:
if(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she = new CShe;
Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second
Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom
Biologist :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
She'll evolve.
Statisticians :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming
back is high
If she doesn't, your relation was improbable
anyway.
Arnold Schwarzenegger's fans:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!
Over possessive person
If you love someone
don't set her free.
MBA
If you love someone set her free instantaneously
and look for others simultaneously
Psychologist
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back her super ego is dominant
If she doesn't come back her id is supreme
If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.
Somnabulist :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back it's a nightmare
If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.
ERP functional expert :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, map her into your system
If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis
Finance expert :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.
Marketing Specialist :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back she has brand loyalty
If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new market
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The Real Painting frm MS PAINT!!! Amazzing!
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Thu Mar 6, 2008 10:06 am (PST)
The artist spent 100 hours for painting this picture (in MS Paint) AmazzzinG work! isn't it?
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World's Greatest Suicides
Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com ganeshkumble11
Thu Mar 6, 2008 10:06 am (PST)
World's Greatest Suicides
World's Greatest Suicides
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DARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com ganeshkumble11
Thu Mar 6, 2008 10:06 am (PST)
DARD
Dil se nikla dard
Yeh zindegi nahi, ajeeb si saza hai yeh.
Jahan na jee sakti, na mar sakti hoon main.
Is zindegi ne kya diya mujhe?
Jab samay aaya, tab dukh diya mujhe.
Aur kuch nahi chahti is zindegi se,
Bas sukh chati hoon is zindegi se.
Door leja tu yeh gham,
Kahi door leja tu ye gham.
Khushiya phela de yahan,
Bahar lade tu yahan.
Isko shayari, ya kavita na samajhna,
Yeh hai mere dil se nikli, isko meri arzoo samajhna.
par..............
Chot to kahee thi humne,par tere diye hue chot mein maza hai.
Bewafayi ki to umeed thi humme,par tujse judaai phir bhi saza hai.
Aankon se pilane ki aadat hai tumhe,par humme pine ki aadat nahi.
Zakmon ko bhulane ki aadat hai tumhe,par hume seene ki aadat nahi.
Yaadon Ke Saharey Ji Lena.........
Aasaan Nahin Is Duniya Mein
Yaadon Ke Saharey Ji Lena
Ek Talak Haqiqat Hai Duniya
Yeh Koi Sunehra Khawab Nahin
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Ab tak kitno ko sahi rasta dikhaya hai?
Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com ganeshkumble11
Thu Mar 6, 2008 10:06 am (PST)
Ab tak kitno ko sahi rasta dikhaya hai?
Ab tak kitno ko sahi rasta dikhaya hai?
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TC & girls..........(JOKE)
Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com ganeshkumble11
Thu Mar 6, 2008 10:06 am (PST)
A TC in a train collects fine from girls...
he collects Rs.300 from a girl-
she was wearing sleeveless.
from 2nd girl he collects Rs. 200
she was wearing sleeveless & backless.
From 3rd girl he collects Rs. 100
she was wearing a sleeveless & backless & a skimpy mini-skirt...
From 4th girl he collects Rs. 0
why?
Scroll down !
perverted dirty minds !! what r u thinking??
Scroll down !
she had a ticket !!!
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Ladkiya hame na pasand kare iska hame koi gam nahi.....
Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com ganeshkumble11
Thu Mar 6, 2008 10:06 am (PST)
Ladkiya hame na pasand kare iska hame koi gam nahi.....
Ladkiya hame na pasand kare iska hame koi gam nahi.....
Badnasib hai woh ladkiya jinke nasib me hum nahi................. .
********** ********** ***********
Door se dekha to santra tha,
pass jake dekha to santra tha,
cheel ke dekha to bhi santra tha,
Khake dekha to bhi santra tha.
Wah kya santra tha !
********** ********** ***********
Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha.
Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha.
Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki....
saley ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha!
********** ********** ***********
Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye.
Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye.
Karu SMS ladkion ko, naam tera aae.
Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jae.
********** ********** ***********
Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena...
Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena...
Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to please mujhe bhi bata dena.....
********** ********** ***********
Aaj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar,
phir ekrar, aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar,
phir-darar, saari mehnat-bekar,
aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar !
********** ********** ***********
Tohar chehra moti ke saman,
Tohar chehra moti ke saman,
Tohar chehra moti ke saman,
Tohar chehra moti ke saman,
Moti hamar kutte ka naam !
********** ********** ***********
Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
chand to tum ho hi, sitare bhi saath hote!!
********** ********** ***********
Suraj Hua Madham , chand chalne laga,
mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi,
sajna kya ye! hi! ! ! pyaar hai ??
Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG !
********** ********** ***********
Osama Bin Laden's favourite song : " main nikla,
plane leke, o raste mein, newyork mein, ik mod aya mein W.T.C. tod
aaya... "
********** ********** ***********
Jab Jab tum angdai lete ho dam hamara nikal jata hai.
Jab Jab tum angdai lete ho dam hamara nikal jata hai.
Aye Jalim, deodrant lagane me tumhara kya jata hai ???
********** ********** ***********
Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.........
********** ********** ***********
Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye
husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhar karne me thode dhile ho gaye
AUR UNKE HATH PEELE HO GAYE.
********** ********** ***********
Ghunghat nein tujhe dekha to deewana hua.
Sangeet ka tarana hua, Shamaa ka parwana hua,
Masti ka Mastana hua, Jaise hi ghunghat uthaya is duniya se ravaana hua...
********** ********** ***********
Khat likh raha hoon khoon se,
Siahi mat sanajhna.
Khat likh raha hoon khoon se,
Siahi mat samajhna.
Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha
Mera mat samajhna.
********** ********** ***********
Chand par kaali ghata chati to hogi,
Sitaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi,
Tum lakh chupao duniya se ,
Magar akele mein tumhe apni shakal par hansi aati to hogi.
********** ********** ***********
Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu
Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu.
Magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya
********** ********** ***********
TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA
TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA
SAR MUNDWA LE TO SAVERA HO JAI.
********** ********** ***********
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Lifeboy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan...... wah! wah! wah! wah!
********** ********** ***********
Ladka bola : kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate, bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate.
Ladki boli: Bewkoof, Yeh sochana bhi paap hoga, kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga. Irshaad! Irshaad!
Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga. Irshaad! Irshaad!
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khuda ke paas to ek din hum bhi jayege,
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Rare to See.........
Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com ganeshkumble11
Thu Mar 6, 2008 10:06 am (PST)
Rare to See.........
Rare to See.........
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KABHI MUJE APANA BANA KE TO DEKHO........
Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com ganeshkumble11
Thu Mar 6, 2008 10:06 am (PST)
KABHI MUJE APANA BANA KE TO DEKHO........
Aur bye chance mere mail
aap ko ache lage to
aap ke friends logo ko
send karke to dekho.
KABHI MUJE APANA BANA KE TO DEKHO........
Aur bye chance mere mail
aap ko ache lage to
aap ke friends logo ko
send karke to dekho.
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Beautiful Cartoon.To get smile in your life send this cartoons to at
Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com ganeshkumble11
Thu Mar 6, 2008 10:06 am (PST)
Beautiful Cartoon.To get smile in your life send this cartoons to atleast 10 people and see the magic.
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Keep_smiling
Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com ganeshkumble11
Thu Mar 6, 2008 10:06 am (PST)
If at times you feel you want to cry
And life seems such a trial
Above the clouds theres a bright blue sky
So make your tears a smile.
As you travel on lifes way
With its many ups and downs
Remember its quite true to say
One smile is worth a dozen frowns.
Among the worlds expensive things
A smile is very cheap
And when you give a smile away,
You get one back to keep.
Happiness comes at times to all
But sadness comes unbidden
And sometimes a few tears must fall
Among the laughter hidden.
So when friends have sadness on their face
And troubles round them piled
The world will seem a better place
And all because you smiled.
If this brightened your day
Don't let it stop here
Pass it on to your friends
keep spreading the cheer!
Send this page to your friends!
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Teddy Bears.
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Thu Mar 6, 2008 10:06 am (PST)
Teddy Bears
Teddy Bears
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if women control the world
Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com ganeshkumble11
Thu Mar 6, 2008 10:06 am (PST)
If women control the world
If women control the world
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