Tuesday, March 11, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1800

Messages In This Digest (26 Messages)

1.
Only You From: anita solanki
2.
UNUSUAL SCHOOL NOTICE BOARD From: glassnost
3.
Heyyyy Men nd Boys don't get furiated From: sonia sabir
4.
What does a WIFE think From: vinay malhotra
5.
Amitabh Bachchan ( Desi Pepsi Pub Ad ) From: black rose
6.
With You In My Heart From: vinay malhotra
7.
The Colour of Friendship From: ~~SHWETA~~
8a.
Head Fell Off ( Amazing Funny Magic ) From: innocent.peacock
9.
Sand Bottle Art ( Amazingly wOw ) From: innocent.peacock
10.
DIFFERENT AND NEW From: asim khan
11.
Newton plays Hide n Seek From: S Kool
12.
That's Love! From: S Kool
13a.
HAI From: Manhearen
14.
BEST HINDI AS WELL AS ENGLISH SMS AND JOKES (ISSUE NUMBER 002 11/MAR From: ganesh kumble
15.
(no subject) From: ashwin shah
16a.
Jar lavaangaa jhaak vich birhaa dee peed,Ikk vaari Milan daa ikraar From: Jaswinder Singh Riat
17.
Dafn kar dou hamein kii saansein miley,Nabz kuchh deir sey thamii si From: Jaswinder Singh Riat
18.
PYARE PYARE HINDI SMS BY OUR FRIEND TARUNESH CHIKATE <babuchikate@ya From: ganesh kumble
19.
Meaning of ABCDE (SUPARB DONT MISS THIS ONE.) From: Emil
20a.
hindi jokes From: SHEETAL KANOJIYA
21a.
Friendship means ? From: vinay malhotra
22.
<~ Animals Photography ~> From: &
23.
TAKING THE LION'S SHARE ............ From: glassnost
24.
Talk Talk ( Nice AD ) From: innocent.peacock
25.
World's Smallest Bodybuilder!(Prishi) From: Prishi
26.
The Worlds First Dynamic Architecture(Prishi) From: Prishi

Messages

1.

Only You

Posted by: "anita solanki" anita_solanki07@yahoo.com   anita_solanki07

Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:56 pm (PDT)

Only You

You're my every dream I fall asleep to
Every rhythm, beating inside my heart
The stars each night watching over me
To guide me when I'm lost in the dark.

You're my inspiration, my every word
Felt so deep through the poetry I write
You're the eyes that help my heart see
For it's you, who gives my heart sight.

It's your heart that has embraced mine
Your beautiful green eyes, I am lost in
Your ever tender kiss I yearn for, And
It's your soft touch, gentle as the wind.

Only with you love is truly everlasting
You're my every desire, every passion
Only with you, my heart fell so deeply
You're simply everything I've imagined.


Regard's


Anita.............

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2.

UNUSUAL SCHOOL NOTICE BOARD

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:59 pm (PDT)


GLASSNOST

3.

Heyyyy Men nd Boys don't get furiated

Posted by: "sonia sabir" pu.sonia@yahoo.com   pu.sonia

Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:03 pm (PDT)

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1. Don't imagine you can change a man unless he's in diapers.



2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.



3. If they put a man on the moon -- they should be able to put
them all up there.



4. Never let your man's mind wander -- it's too little to be out
alone.



5. Go for younger men. You might as well, they never mature
anyway.



6. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces, so
that you can tell them apart.



7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity
to make some woman miserable.



8. Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the
do-it-yourself types..



9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are
too old for it.



10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.



11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.



12. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him
checkbooks.



13. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him
jokes, it means that you laugh at his.



14. Sadly, all men are created equal.




SONIA REHMAN




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4.

What does a WIFE think

Posted by: "vinay malhotra" vinaymalhotra79@yahoo.com   vinaymalhotra79

Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:05 pm (PDT)

What does a WIFE think about a husband when he's late from office

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5.

Amitabh Bachchan ( Desi Pepsi Pub Ad )

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Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:05 pm (PDT)

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6.

With You In My Heart

Posted by: "vinay malhotra" vinaymalhotra79@yahoo.com   vinaymalhotra79

Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:05 pm (PDT)

With You In My Heart



With you in my heart,

my life is complete,

You're the air that I breathe and the food that I eat.

You are my soul mate,

the beat in my heart,

It feels like a year each second we're apart.

With you in my heart I'm walking on air,

I can imagine your perfume and the touch of your hair.

Your beautiful eyes,

so kind and so green,

The loveliest sight I ever have seen.

With you in my heart,

I am brim full of pride,

It's as though i can achieve anything with you by my side.

You're my rock,

you?re my angel,

my one true love,

You're my present from heaven,

my gift from above.

With you in my heart,

I love you so much,

How caring you are,

my soul you do touch.

You're a beautiful princess,

a pleasure to know,

My love for you just continues to grow.

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The Colour of Friendship

Posted by: "~~SHWETA~~" shwetakapoor_05@yahoo.co.in   shwetakapoor_05

Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:10 pm (PDT)

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8a.

Head Fell Off ( Amazing Funny Magic )

Posted by: "innocent.peacock" innocent.peacock@gmail.com   black.peacock

Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:10 pm (PDT)

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Sand Bottle Art ( Amazingly wOw )

Posted by: "innocent.peacock" innocent.peacock@gmail.com   black.peacock

Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:12 pm (PDT)

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DIFFERENT AND NEW

Posted by: "asim khan" makalig@gmail.com   mak_alig73

Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:18 pm (PDT)

Subject: Different and New !!

1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!

Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
Dono ne kapde tyag diye,
ek ne desh ke liye,
doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai

Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon
rupaye fase huye hain.

FOOL se, FOOL ne,
FOOLon ki FOOLwari me
FOOL ke sath wish kiya '
You are the most beautiFOOL,
colorFOOL & wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS

What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!

What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage.
What did they named them?
They named them as 'Jo-Jua', 'So-Hua'

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11.

Newton plays Hide n Seek

Posted by: "S Kool" goelsumitkumar1@gmail.com   goelelec

Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:19 pm (PDT)

Newton [image: www.FunAndFunOnly.net]

Once all the scientists die and go to heaven. They decide to play
hide-n-seek

Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den......... ..He is supposed
to count upto 100...and then start searching... ..

Everyone starts hiding except Newton...... ...

Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of
Einstein.

Einstein's counting 1,2,3......97, 98,99.... .100..... ... He opens his eyes
and finds Newton standing in front....... .

Einstein says "newton's out..newton' s out....."

Newton denies and says "I am not out........I am not Newton...... "

All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton.

Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared.....

That makes me Newton per meter squared..... .

since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore
Pascal is OUT.......! ,_

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12.

That's Love!

Posted by: "S Kool" goelsumitkumar1@gmail.com   goelelec

Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:20 pm (PDT)

*That's Love!*
*A group of professional people posed this question
to a group of four-through eight-year-olds,
"What does love mean?"

The answers they got were broader and deeper
than anyone could have imagined. See what you think: *

*"Love is that first feeling you feel before
all the bad stuff gets in the way."

"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend
over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it
for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too.
That's love."** *

*"When someone loves you, the way they say
your name is different. You
know that your name is safe in their mouth."** *
**

*"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and
a boy puts on shaving cologne
and they go out and smell each other."

"Love is when someone hurts you. And you get so mad
but you don't yell at them because you know it
would hurt their feelings."

"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired."** *
*
*
*"Love is when my Mommy makes coffee for my
daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him,
to make sure the taste is OK."

"Love is when you kiss all the time.
Then when you get tired of kissing,
you still want to be together and you talk more.
My mommy and daddy are like that.
They look gross when they kiss."** *
*

"Love is what's in the room with you at
Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen."

"If you want to learn to love better,
you should start with a friend who
you hate."

"Love is hugging.
Love is kissing.
Love is saying no."

"When you tell someone something bad about
yourself and you're scared they won't love you anymore.
But then you get surprised because not only do
they still love you, they love you even more."

"There are two kinds of love
Our love. God's love.
But God makes both
kinds of them." *
**

*"Love is when you tell a guy you like
his shirt, then he wears it everyday."

"My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see
anyone else kissing me to sleep at night."

"Love is when Mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken."** *

*"Love is when Mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and
still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford."

"Love is when your puppy licks your face even after
you left him alone all day."** *
*

"I know my older sister loves me because
she gives me all her old clothes
and has to go out and buy new ones."

"I let my big sister pick on me because my Mom
says she only picks on me because she loves me.
So I pick on my baby sister because I love her."

"Love cards like Valentine's cards say stuff on them
that we'd like to say ourselves,
but we wouldn't be caught dead saying."

"When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down
and little stars come out of you." *

*"You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it.
But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget."

"God could have said magic words to make the nails
fall off the cross, but He didn't....that's love.** *
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13a.

HAI

Posted by: "Manhearen" manhearen_moon@yahoo.co.in   manhearen_moon

Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:22 pm (PDT)

YOUR JOKES AND POEMS ARE VERY NICE. THANKS FOR SUCH THINGS



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BEST HINDI AS WELL AS ENGLISH SMS AND JOKES (ISSUE NUMBER 002 11/MAR

Posted by: "ganesh kumble" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:23 pm (PDT)

Dard-e-Dil , Dil Thodne Wale Kya Jaane
Mohabbat Ki Riwaze Yeh Dunya Wale Kya Jaane
Hoti Hai Kitni Takliff Kabre Mein
Yeh Upar Se Phool Rakhne Wale Kya Jaane

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teri kabar pe phool chod gaya koi,
dil se dil hai jhod gaya koi,
is phool ko kyu baigana samajte ho,
is pyaar ki nishani ko gair keo samajte ho
Zindagi Ki Raahon Mein

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Jiske zindagi ki raah mein aap jaisa dost ho
Hamesha harek arzoo puri nahi hoti
Har chahat mukaam-e-justujoo nahi hoti
Jiske zindagi ki raah mein aap jaisa dost ho
Uski koi khwaish kabhi adhuri nahi hoti
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********************************************
Mahobat ki adda
Manzilo ki har sadak aap ke naam,
Mohabbat ki har adda aap ke naam,
Pyaar bhari har nigah aap ke naam,
Aur aaj labon par aaane wali har dua aapke naam.

From: TARUNESH CHIKATE <babuchikate@yahoo.co.in>
********************************************
Yaadon ki dhundh me teri parchai si lagti hai,
har awaaz pe teri ahat si lagti hai,
tum kareeb hoto apnapan hai varna,

seene me saanse bhi parai si lagti hai.

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" D MOST CRICTICAL MOMNT IN LIFE "
whn some one very special hurts u so deeply,,
causes tears in ur eyes...
n ask,"WT HAPND"?....bt u jst reply,
NOTJING....
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DOST NE DOST KO DOSTI KI KHATIR RULA DIYA

KYA HUA AGAR USNE HAME BHULA DIYA
AKELE TO HUM PAHLE BHI THE

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********************************************
kabhi kisi ko chaha hi nahi jise chaha hai use paya hi nahi jise paya

hai use kho diya aise jaise jindgi main koi aaya hi nahi

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15.

(no subject)

Posted by: "ashwin shah" ashwinshahca@yahoo.com   ashwinshahca

Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:23 pm (PDT)

Thanks Hindi Jokes Group owner and Member for Beautiful E-Mails
I am Ashwin Shah from India.
I was Searching Female or Male Friend for chatting and friend ship any body sweet girl or Boy to accept my friend ship so add me ashwinshahca@yahoo.com

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16a.

Jar lavaangaa jhaak vich birhaa dee peed,Ikk vaari Milan daa ikraar

Posted by: "Jaswinder Singh Riat" jessieriat@yahoo.com   jessieriat

Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:23 pm (PDT)

Jar lavaangaa jhaak vich birhaa dee peed,
Ikk vaari Milan daa ikraar day,

Deed day tirhaaye nu didaar day,
Pyaar daa bhukhaa han mainu pyaar day,
Kujh na kujh mainu meri sarkaar day,
Jay nahi ikraar tan inkaar day,
Kujh tan day mohabbat daa sila,
Jit day sakdi nahi tan haar day,
Meri kismat vich jaykar phull nahi,
Seij layi meri tun mainu khaar day,
Dil dee gall be-jhijak ho kay keh sakan,
Aisa meri chup nu izhaar day,
Meriyan khushiyan tun lai lai dosta,
Teray dil uttay piyaa jo bhaar day,
Jaan main taithon nichhavar kar diyan,
Dosta mainu koi vangaar day,
Jar lavaangaa jhaak vich birhaa dee peed,
Ikk vaari Milan daa ikraar day,

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17.

Dafn kar dou hamein kii saansein miley,Nabz kuchh deir sey thamii si

Posted by: "Jaswinder Singh Riat" jessieriat@yahoo.com   jessieriat

Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:31 pm (PDT)


Dafn kar dou hamein kii saansein miley,
Nabz kuchh deir sey thamii sii hai,

Shaam sey aankh mein namii sii hai,
Aaj phir aap kii kamii sii hai,
Dafn kar dou hamein kii saansein miley,
Nabz kuchh deir sey thamii sii hai,
Waqt rahtaa nahiin kahiin chhupkar ,
Is kii aadat bhii aadmii sii hai,
Koyi rishtaa nahiin rahaa phir bhii ,
Aik tasliim laazmii sii hai,

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18.

PYARE PYARE HINDI SMS BY OUR FRIEND TARUNESH CHIKATE <babuchikate@ya

Posted by: "ganesh kumble" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:31 pm (PDT)

PYARE PYARE HINDI SMS BY OUR FRIEND TARUNESH CHIKATE <
babuchikate@yahoo.co.in>

Muskurake hum apna dard chipate hain
Muskurake hum apna dard chipate hain
Hum wade-e-wafayee taumr nibhate hain
Par humpe aaj na hai kisi apne ko aetbaar
Aaj humein sab begaana batate hain
**********************************
Jiske zindagi ki raah mein aap jaisa dost ho
Hamesha harek arzoo puri nahi hoti
Har chahat mukaam-e-justujoo nahi hoti
Jiske zindagi ki raah mein aap jaisa dost ho
Uski koi khwaish kabhi adhuri nahi hoti
**********************************
darkhan
har darkhan k saath dil tere nam leta hai,
tere khayal meri toti sanson ko tham leta hai,
jb b tanhaiyan satati hain,
tere tassawor mere hath tham lete hai
**********************************
Khud Se Vaada
Na pucho k meri manjil hai kahan
Abhi to safar ka iraada kiya hai,
Na dagmagayenge Kadam raste me,
Honsla hi itna jyada kiya hai,
Na harega kabhi ye VICKY umar bhar,
Kisi se nahi Khud Se Vaada kiya hai.
**********************************
usi se poochh lo
haal e dil kya poochhte ho , mai to tere dil me hu
tum ko mujh par na yaki to, tum usi se pooch lo
**********************************
kaafi fursat me banaya hoga tujhko khuda ne
meri baato par na yaki to, tum usi se pooch lo
**********************************
umadti saawan ki ghataaye, ye rimjhim barsaat ki
ye sab bas tere liye hai , tum usi se pooch lo
**********************************
sard thandi hawayen , sahlaati tere julf ko,
o mere ahsaas hain, tum usi se pooch lo
**********************************
itna khara samundr q hai, ab samajh aaya mujhe
ye aashiko ke aanshu hai tum usi se pooch lo
**********************************
laakh roka tumne apne , dil ko ye zalim magar
o chahne laga kisi ko, tum usi se pooch lo
**********************************
yaad teri aati hai, ban jati hai khud gazal
'tarunesh' ne kuchh na likha ,
tum usi se pooch lo
**********************************
Zindagi guzar jaegi ahista ahista
Zindagi guzar jaegi ahista ahista,
fir ye waqt dagmagayega ahista ahista,
tum mujhe yad rakhoge kuch der,
fir ye yad bhi mit jaegi ahista ahista.
**********************************
PYARE PYARE HINDI SMS BY OUR FRIEND TARUNESH CHIKATE <
babuchikate@yahoo.co.in>

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19.

Meaning of ABCDE (SUPARB DONT MISS THIS ONE.)

Posted by: "Emil" emil_4025@yahoo.com   ganeshkumble11

Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:32 pm (PDT)

Cheers,

I m a new comer in this group from Bangladesh...................................
Hope, we the member of this group will always active this group...

Please reply me if you like this mail.

Waiting for your reply.

Regards,

Emil

Meaning of ABCDE

Meaning of ABCDE

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20a.

hindi jokes

Posted by: "SHEETAL KANOJIYA" sheetal_sk.love@yahoo.co.in   sheetal_sk.love

Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:32 pm (PDT)

Plz sen me hindi jokes

Thanku
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21a.

Friendship means ?

Posted by: "vinay malhotra" vinaymalhotra79@yahoo.com   vinaymalhotra79

Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:32 pm (PDT)

Friendship means ?

Many people will walk in and out of your life.
But only t rue friends will leave footprints in your heart.
To handle yourself, use your head;
To handle others, use your heart.
Friends
Anger is only one letter short of danger
If someone betrays you once, it is his fault;
If he betrays you twice, it is your fault.
Great minds discuss ideas;
Average minds discuss events;
Small minds discuss people.
He, who loses money, loses much;
He, who loses a friend, loses much more;
He, who loses faith, loses all.
Beautiful young people are accidents of nature,
But beautiful old people are works of art.
Learn from the mistakes of others
You can't live long enough to make them all
yourself.
Friends, you and me...
You brought another friend...
And then there were 3...
We started our group...
Our circle of friends...
And like that circle...
There is no beginning or end...
Yesterday is history.
Tomorrow is mystery.
Today is a gift.
That is why it is called the present.
(-: Don't make them disappointed! :-)

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22.

<~ Animals Photography ~>

Posted by: "&" &   kute_alishbaa

Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:34 pm (PDT)

23.

TAKING THE LION'S SHARE ............

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:37 pm (PDT)

GLASSNOST
24.

Talk Talk ( Nice AD )

Posted by: "innocent.peacock" innocent.peacock@gmail.com   black.peacock

Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:38 pm (PDT)

25.

World's Smallest Bodybuilder!(Prishi)

Posted by: "Prishi" prishi_pari@yahoo.com   prishi_pari

Tue Mar 11, 2008 9:10 pm (PDT)

Meet Aditya, World's Smallest Bodybuilder!
At just 2ft 9in, Indian muscleman Aditya 'Romeo' Dev is the
world's smallest bodybuilder.

Pint-sized Romeo is well-known in his hometown of Phagwara, India
- for his ability to lift 1.5kg dumbbells - despite his overall
9kg body weight.

Every day, crowds flock to the local gym to the see the
mini-muscleman in training.

[Smallest Bodybuilder]

[Smallest Bodybuilder]

Unlike many dwarfs, Romeo is well proportioned, with a head
circumference of 15in and a chest measurement of 20in.

Romeo said: "I've been training as a bodybuilder for the last two
years and by now I think I must be the strongest dwarf in the
world.

"I have always been fit but since I started working out, I have
become famous for my strength.

"My size has never stopped me. I train with dumbbells and do
aerobics and dance. People are always pleased to see me. I have
been invited on TV shows and dance on stage."

[Smallest Bodybuilder]

[Smallest Bodybuilder]

His trainer Ranjeet Pal spents hours helping his 19-year-old
protege build his small muscles to perfection.

"Because of his small size, I don't assign him hard exercises.
But Romeo trains more or less the same as anyone else and he's
much more determined.

"When he first started, I insisted he did a month of basic
exercises like aerobics, push-ups and basic gymnastics to prepare
his body.

[Smallest Bodybuilder]

"After that, I made lightweight dumbbells and taught him basic
weight-lifting exercises to shape his biceps and triceps. His
size and his weight were taken care of so that he never hurt
himself."

Determined Romeo is hoping to have an entertainment career after
performing in many local TV shows.

He said: "I earn good money through my dance and bodybuilding
shows but being rich doesn't interest me.

"My dream is to travel a lot - I want to perform in London with
my idol, Jazzy-B."

[Weight lifter: Romeo lifts 1.5kg weights every day]



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26.

The Worlds First Dynamic Architecture(Prishi)

Posted by: "Prishi" prishi_pari@yahoo.com   prishi_pari

Tue Mar 11, 2008 9:10 pm (PDT)

The Worlds First Dynamic Architecture Rotating Skyscraper Has
Wind Turbine Power
[Dynamic Architecture]

The Dynamic Architecture building, which will be constantly in
motion changing its shape, will be able to generate electric
energy for itself as well as for other buildings. Forty-eight
wind turbines fitted between each rotating floors as well as the
solar panels positioned on the roof of the building will produce
energy from wind and the sunlight, with no risk of pollution. The
total energy produced by this inbuilt 'powerhouse'
every year will be worth approximately seven million dollars.



[Dynamic Architecture]

Each turbine can produce 0.3 megawatt of electricity, compared to
1-1.5 megawatt generated by a normal vertical turbine (windmill).
Considering that Dubai gets 4,000 wind hours annually, the
turbines incorporated into the building can generate 1,200,000
kilowatt-hour of energy.

[Dynamic Architecture]

As average annual power consumption of a family is estimated to
be 24,000 kilowatt-hour, each turbine can supply energy for about
50 families. The Dynamic Architecture tower in Dubai will be
having 200 apartments and hence four turbines can take care of
their energy needs. The surplus clean energy produced by the
remaining 44 turbines can light up the neighborhood of the
building.

[Dynamic Architecture]

For an overview of the rotating skyscraper and a quick look at
the dynamic architecture that underlies it, take a look at this
video.




However, taking into consideration that the average wind speed in
Dubai is of only 16 km/h the architects may need to double the
number of turbines to light up the building to eight. Still there
will be 40 free turbines, good enough to supply power for five
skyscrapers of the same size.

[Dynamic Architecture]

The horizontal turbines of the Dynamic Architecture building are
simply inserted between the floors, practically invisible. They
neither need a pole nor a concrete foundation. In addition, they
are at zero distance from the consumer, which makes maintenance
easier.

[Dynamic Architecture]

The modern design of the building and the carbon fiber special
shape of the wings take care of the acoustics issues. Producing
that much electric energy without any implication on the
aesthetic aspect of the building is a revolutionary step in
tapping alternative energy sources. Furthermore, this energy will
have a positive impact on the environment and economy.

[Dynamic Architecture]
[Dynamic Architecture]



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