Sunday, March 23, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1815

Messages In This Digest (16 Messages)

1.
HAIR TODAY, GONE TOMORROW !!! From: glassnost
2.
CORRUPTION COUNTRY WISE : MUST READ SURVEY From: glassnost
3.
SO SAID CHUCK TANNER ............ From: glassnost
4.
NUDE IN SWIMMING POOL : STRICTLY 18 + From: glassnost
5.
VLADIMIR NABOKOV SAYS SO ............. From: glassnost
6.
SINGLE COLOUR HAPPY HOLI !!! From: glassnost
7a.
Re: WE INDIANS DEMAND AN ANSWER From: dehiem@yahoo.com
8a.
freinds vs best friend (new) From: ganeshkumble11
9.
No need to work because From: ganeshkumble11
10.
Khuda na karay aap ko koi ghum milay,khushian aur hansi har dam mila From: ganeshkumble11
11.
Girls with Attitude!!! From: ganeshkumble11
12.
Out of Bounds Art 1 From: ganeshkumble11
13.
Out of Bounds Art 2 From: ganeshkumble11
14.
Out of Bounds Art 3 From: ganeshkumble11
15.
Out of Bounds Art 4 From: ganeshkumble11
16.
Out of Bounds Art 5 From: ganeshkumble11

Messages

1.

HAIR TODAY, GONE TOMORROW !!!

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Sun Mar 23, 2008 12:28 am (PDT)



GLASSNOST

2.

CORRUPTION COUNTRY WISE : MUST READ SURVEY

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Sun Mar 23, 2008 12:29 am (PDT)



GLASSNOST

3.

SO SAID CHUCK TANNER ............

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Sun Mar 23, 2008 12:29 am (PDT)



GLASSNOST

4.

NUDE IN SWIMMING POOL : STRICTLY 18 +

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Sun Mar 23, 2008 12:35 am (PDT)

GLASSNOST

5.

VLADIMIR NABOKOV SAYS SO .............

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Sun Mar 23, 2008 12:36 am (PDT)



GLASSNOST

6.

SINGLE COLOUR HAPPY HOLI !!!

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Sun Mar 23, 2008 12:37 am (PDT)



GLASSNOST

7a.

Re: WE INDIANS DEMAND AN ANSWER

Posted by: "dehiem@yahoo.com" dehiem@yahoo.com   dehiem

Sun Mar 23, 2008 1:42 am (PDT)

Yeah u r right and fully agree and support your views.
If you guys have any doubt please refer to wikepedia and go to any region or any village and check all the details you need to know.

My compatriots or fellow indians, do not pick muslims for no reasons we may have some weakness and mis understanding and mis conceptions so is every individuals.

The amount of literates and people with sucess is from the muslim, be it sport, films, politics or any region or issues.

Bye and anybody who has destructive thoughts just take it from your minds and do not think you can finish or damage.
Watch subash ghai movie Black and White and do learn something from such movies

ramiz_4u@yahoo.co.in wrote:

My Dear Friend Manish!

Im writting this mail from Mobile, cant add *Colours to the Words* like You!

Anyways! So where we are last time? Aah! But 1st Please tel me *Taraju ka kaunsa
Palada Kyun bhaari hai?*

You want to know why Gujaratis(like You!) are not Targeted? Well its just
because MNS wants to target the *Least powered* people, the helpless ones. MNS
cant target the Rich Gujaratis and Marwadis here! Nobody cares for Dudhwala or
Bhelpuriwala Bhaiyaas! And thats the reason why they are targeted. Or just do
one thing.. Wait for more 3-4 Years before MNS starts complaining about You
Gujaratis and Marwadis for making money in Maharashtra!

And Im Again telling You! That YOU SHOULD KNOW THE DIFF BETWEEN ANTI AND NON
INDIAN! How can You say anyone who have more attention towards other than INDIA
is Same?? If You are a NRI lives in US, and have(?) more attention toward India,
It Wont mean You are a *ANTI American!* And Planning another 9/11 !!! You will
be just a NON American, thats it!

And Ha! The Bombay Blasts and Drug Mafias! Do You really think that Poor
Bangladeshi and Bihaaris done that? Or You are trying to Point me out that a
Muslim(Daaud Ibrahim!) done this? TERRORISM DONT HAVE A RELIGION!!! My Friend!
And if You think it have! Tel me Do You Know about BAABARI MASJID? Who have done
that???? Ha??

Anyways! You did not support Beating Bhelpuriwala, then how can You support Raj
Thakare?

Ooh! And You are telling me about British and Mughals? I think You have the same
Genetic Problem like MNS and Shivsena, you lives in Past! You are saying as if
No Hindu King ever done anything Wrong to anyone! Open a History Book!

Ok! Come Back to the Present!
you said Big B had earned money only after coming to Maharashtra, You are
RIGHT!! But is that Mean Amitaabh should spend That Money only in Maharashtra?
And should build a School for Girls in Maharashtra? Raj Thakare has Born in
Maharashtra. He have the Manpower(Marathi Maanus! The one that beats
Bhelpuriwala Bhaiya!)
then im again asking You! Why dont MNS do the same in Maharashtra as Amitaabh
done in Bihaar?

You know why MNS raised this Question? Because now MNS Dont have any other
Question to Shout for!!

Hey! By the way! Im sorry ha! To call You a Maraathi Maanus!!
Are You from Gujaraat or from Mumbai?

Anyways! Im Waiting for Your Reply!
Have a Gr8 day!

Ramiz!

manish panband wrote:
> mr. Ramiz kazi, i m giving my views in ur letter with different color. Ramiz
Kazi <ramiz_4u@yahoo.co.in> wrote: Mr Manish! I think you are not able to
Understand what happened in Mumbai. May be it is just because you are a ~Marathi
Maanus~!! I m a proud gujarati and has god gift to understand " tarazu ka kaun
sa palada kitana aur kyon bhari hai" Raj Thakare want all Bihari s out from
Mumbai. And still you are saying MNS dont want Partition! Peoples from many
other parts of india are in mumbai-- like us (gujaraties) why they are not
targated????? And how can you say anything about Christions or about Muslims?
First you should know the Difference
> between ANTI Indian and NON Indian.(as you said about Bangladeshi!) Any one
who has more attention towards other than "INDIA" is same--- anti and non indian
both. and did you say Illegal and unsocial activities? From where the bombay
blasts were designed and the drug mafias are operated????? Ooh my God!
Breaking cabs and Beating Bhelpuri wala is not a Illegel or Unsocial activity!
Right? i had not said that.... i didnot supported it.... i do not support the
christians who came in india to just loot and the moguls and other muslims who
had did more severe than beating bhelpuriwalas for just their thinkings and
interests. If You want to show you are a True Indian, Show it in a Constructive
way! any one in india if he is indian ( not by born only but by his work also)
has every right to
> be any where in india with the open mind to follow some rules which is local
and set by the local people --- as all gujarati do in each part of world and so
are popular globaly too. Amitabh Bacchan made a School for girls in Bihar. Why
dont MNS do the same in Maharashtra?(at least for their Marathi girls!!) instead
of shouting and Fighting? for Marathi Maanus!! Amitabh had earned money only
after coming in maharastra so only mns has raised question for the same noble
activity in maharastra also. Waiting for reply! Ramiz! manish panband wrote: >
i think mr. raj thakare dont want any partition but the thinkings of the
outsiders from every place (where the same problem does occur) are causing and
creating situation for partition. i.e. 1,the christians had made it in all over
world and in india and yet doing in assam,manipur and meghalaya area. 2,the
muslims from outsiders of
> india creats pakistan and bangladesh-- - what their allah taught them that
only allah knows. 3, raj had pointed the reason -- in slums - where all the
illegel and unsocial activities are rooted-- all the antihuman and anti indian
popularity ( balgladeshi) is gathered should be cleaned and every one who
entering mumbai must have proper identity and reason. 4,raj is not from mumbai
as long i know he is from pune. just opposite the way u put the subject, as a
true indian we should have this approach to any one coming to india and living >
in india. raj may have only short sight to look about mumbai but as a true
indian we should have it in larger view. jay hind, jay bharat, manish. glassnost
wrote: GLASSNOST > Be a better friend, newshound, and > know-it-all with Yahoo!
Mobile. Try it now. > Save all your chat conversations. Find them online at
http://in.messenger.yahoo.com/webmessengerpromo.php MANISH.
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8a.

freinds vs best friend (new)

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Sun Mar 23, 2008 1:43 am (PDT)

Friend: calls your parents by mr. and mrs.
Best friend: calls your parents dad and mom.

Friend: has never seen you cry
Best friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on

Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best friend: opens the fridge and makes herself at home

Friend: asks you to write down your number.
Best friend: they ask you for their number
(cuz they can't remember it)

Friend: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Best friend: has a closet full of your stuff

Friend: only knows a few things about you
Best friend: could write a biography on your life story

Friend: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Best friend: will always go with you

Friend: would delete this letter
Best friend: will send this back to me and all of their online buddies

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9.

No need to work because

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Sun Mar 23, 2008 1:43 am (PDT)


No need to work because

No need to work because
People who do lots of work...
make lots of mistakes
People who do less work...
make less mistakes
People who do no work...
make no mistakes
People who make no mistakes...
gets promoted
That's why I spend most of my time
sending e-mails & playing games at work
I need a promotion.

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10.

Khuda na karay aap ko koi ghum milay,khushian aur hansi har dam mila

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Sun Mar 23, 2008 1:43 am (PDT)

****************************
Khuda na karay aap ko koi ghum milay,
khushian aur hansi har dam milay,
jab kabhi gham aap ki taraf barhain,
khuda karay usay rastey may ham milay.. .......
****************************
Bara khushnaseeb ha jise tu naseeb hai.
Uay or kia chayee jis k tu Qareeb hai. .......
****************************
Hr kadam pe imtihan leti hai zindagi,
Har waqt naya sadma deti hai zindagi,
hum zindagi se shikwa kase karein,
sweet tujh jaisa friend bhi tu deti hai zindagi.. .......
****************************
Ehsas bohat ho ga jab hor k jaein gay.
Tu gay bohat magar ansu na ayein gay..
Jab sath na day koi tu hamein pukar lena
Asaman par b howay tu laut aein gay,... .......
****************************
k pechy zaroor koi baat hoti hai,
kisi udas Kisi dhuktye dil k pechy
kisi ki yaad hoti hai
Aap ko pata ho na ho aap ki har khushi
k peechy hamari dua hoti hai .......
****************************

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11.

Girls with Attitude!!!

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Sun Mar 23, 2008 1:43 am (PDT)



Girls with Attitude!!!
Is this what Girls think about Boys???
If u treat her nice she says "yaar mujhe line de raha hai"
If u dont she says "kitna akarta hai"
If u dress nicely she says"mujhay impress karna chata hai"
If u dont she says "tasteless hai yaar"
If u argue with her she says"ziddi hai"
If u sit quietly she says"dumb hai"
If u act smarter "she'll lose her brain and say u r insulting her"
If she acts smarter "she think its her right"
If u dont love her she says "is ka to pehlay say hi 2,3 larkioon k saath chakar hai"

If u love her she says"peechay hi par gaya hai"
If u dont give her a kiss she says" tum mujh say serious naheen ho"

If u give her a kiss she says" sab ko line deta hoga"
If u r skinny she says "u shud have appropriate mass at appropriate places"
If u r healthy she says "u shud b smart"
If u dont tell her ur problems she says" ur not honest with me"
If u do tell to her she says "ur a problem child"
If u scold her she says "you act like a nanny giving lectures"
If she scolds u she says "Yaar, its becoz I care"
If u break a promise she says "she does not trust u any more"
If she breaks she says "jan mein majbour thi"
If u do good in exams she says "qismat ne saath diya warna tum or good marks"
If she gets goods mark she says"" its my brain"
If u hurt her she says "u r cruel & dont care for my feelings"
If she hurts you she replies "u r not understanding"
& they claim the (girls) r not Hypocrites??!!!
....................

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12.

Out of Bounds Art 1

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Sun Mar 23, 2008 1:43 am (PDT)



Out of Bounds Art 1

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Out of Bounds Art 2

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

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Out of Bounds Art 2

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14.

Out of Bounds Art 3

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Out of Bounds Art 3

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15.

Out of Bounds Art 4

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Out of Bounds Art 4

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Out of Bounds Art 5

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Out of Bounds Art 5

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