Wednesday, March 5, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1787

Messages In This Digest (22 Messages)

1.
F-R-I-E-N-D-S !!! From: ganeshkumble11
2.
DANCING BABY (IT IS SUPERB)!!!!!!!!!!! GIF FILESS... From: ganeshkumble11
3.
Lord, Teach Me To Pray From: <~ Aarti ~>
4.
MBA Vs BE Student From: juveriya14 -chill
5.
Photoshop Creativity Pictures From: ♪,Faree♪,
6.
YOUR FACE BOOK PROFILE IS A CLASSIC From: glassnost
7.
Yeh Mana Tumko Pana iss Janam mein Mumkin Nahi From: vinay malhotra
8.
ZINDGI From: purnimaduggal_81184
9.
image jokes From: ameer_expert
10.
Can u drive like this? From: pradeep kumar
11.
Ground air ( Funny - 18+ Video ) From: Love is Life
12.
Sendin A Bouquet of Flowerz From: ~~SHWETA~~
13.
r u in love.....??? find out with this mail From: ganeshkumble11
14.
AAP NE KHANA SATH ME KYU NAHI KHAYA?-1(HINDI CHITRA KKATHA) From: ganeshkumble11
15.
Why Worry? B Happy! Funny From: ganeshkumble11
16.
some ULTIMATE ads... <most creative ones> From: ganeshkumble11
17a.
*PICS*_* From: TUNA
18.
Japanese Sewer System(Prishi) From: Prishi
19.
Millau Viaduct(Prishi) From: Prishi
20a.
Beautiful Animations From: Prishi
20b.
Re: Beautiful Animations From: ganesh
21.
Indian Cricket Team - Rare Photos(Prishi) From: Prishi

Messages

1.

F-R-I-E-N-D-S !!!

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Tue Mar 4, 2008 10:57 am (PST)

F-R-I-E-N-D-S !!!

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DANCING BABY (IT IS SUPERB)!!!!!!!!!!! GIF FILESS...

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Tue Mar 4, 2008 10:57 am (PST)

DANCING BABY (IT IS SUPERB)!!!!!!!!!!!
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3.

Lord, Teach Me To Pray

Posted by: "<~ Aarti ~>" aarti.s.sharma@gmail.com   sharmaaartishashikant

Tue Mar 4, 2008 7:22 pm (PST)

* ** *

*Please teach me, Lord ...
I want to know
Exactly how to pray. *

*I need some words
Which ones are right?
Please tell me what to say. *

*I've bowed my head
I have knelt down,But ...
Should I be upright? *

*I've closed my eyes,
I've raised my hands,Or .
Should I fold them tight? *

*Do I stand up?
Should I sit down?
Dear Lord ... What do you like? *

*Are lights turned on
Or are they off?Maybe ...
Candle light?
Wear my glasses? *

*Take them off?
Be at my desk or table?
Should I whisper?
Speak out loud? *

*Do I quote the Bible?
What do you think about the time?
Do You prefer the dawn? *

*Should I pray fast,
Or keep it slow?
Better short ... Or long? *

*I'm new at this
What are the rules?
I want to do it right. *

*How do I know
You'll even hear
That I am in Your sight?
*

* *

*And while I sat there quietly,
Waiting for some sign,
I heard a gentle voice say,*

*"Oh, dearest child of mine ...
Do you think I really care
About the time of day,
Or whether you are standing up,
Or kneeling when you pray?" *

*"I don't care about your posture,
Or about the place you choose;
Just open up your soul to me,
I have no other rules. *

*Tell me what is in your heart,
And tell me what you seek;
Tell me of your sorrows,
And of those things that made you weak." *

*"Speak to me in private
About what concerns you most;
I know about your good deeds ...
You have no need to boast. *

*My child, you don't need lessons,
Just talk to me each day;
Tell me anything you want, dear child,
Anyone can pray."*

*Funspirations - WorlWide*

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`·.¸.·´ <<< If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for
everything >>>
4.

MBA Vs BE Student

Posted by: "juveriya14 -chill" juveriya5@yahoo.com   juveriya5

Tue Mar 4, 2008 7:23 pm (PST)

MBA Vs. BE Student This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition

organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian...
A MBA and a BE go on a camping trip, set up their tent , and fell asleep.
Some hours later, the BE wakes his MBA friend. "
look up at the sky and tell me what you see." The MBA replies, "I see
millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
The MBA ponders for a minute.
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies
and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and
we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you?"
The BE is silent for a moment, then speaks.
"Practically...Someone has stolen our tent".
" ENGINEERING = 100% COMMON SENSE "



Juveriya..

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5.

Photoshop Creativity Pictures

Posted by: "♪,Faree♪," neeli.ankhain@gmail.com   neeli.ankhain

Tue Mar 4, 2008 7:25 pm (PST)

6.

YOUR FACE BOOK PROFILE IS A CLASSIC

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Tue Mar 4, 2008 7:26 pm (PST)



GLASSNOST

7.

Yeh Mana Tumko Pana iss Janam mein Mumkin Nahi

Posted by: "vinay malhotra" vinaymalhotra79@yahoo.com   vinaymalhotra79

Tue Mar 4, 2008 7:27 pm (PST)

Yeh Mana Tumko Pana iss Janam mein Mumkin Nahi
Par Tumhe Bhula diya jaye ye Zaruri to nahi
Tum bin Zindgi Adhuri hai Lekin ...
Adhurapan Mita diya jaye ye Zaruri to nahi

Karoge yaad ek din iss pyaar ke deewane ko....
chale jayenge jab hum vapas na aane ko,
Chalega jab mehfil mein zikr hamara koi....
tum bhi tanhai dhoondoge aansu bahane ko

tamam umar gujarish karte rahe jinse milne ko,
kabar par aaye hai meri ab mujhse milne ko,
shayad laga hai sadma unhe meri maut ka,
ro ro kar kahe rahe hai ab sath chalne ko.........

pyar prichay ko pehchaan bana deta hai,
pphool virano ko gulistan bana deta hai,
yaha aap biti kahe raha hoon parayi nahi,
dard aadmi ko insan bana deta hai.....

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8.

ZINDGI

Posted by: "purnimaduggal_81184" purnimaduggal_81184@yahoo.co.in   purnimaduggal_81184

Tue Mar 4, 2008 7:27 pm (PST)

Jab zindgi sanjh ayi to
zindgi se door the hum

marna chaha par jeene ko
majbur the hum

har saza kabul ki humne sar
jhuka kar

kasu itna tha ki bekasur the
hum........................

9.

image jokes

Posted by: "ameer_expert" ameer_expert@yahoo.co.in   ameer_expert

Tue Mar 4, 2008 7:27 pm (PST)

iam ameer khan please request sir image jokes thinku sir

10.

Can u drive like this?

Posted by: "pradeep kumar" calldeepu@yahoo.co.in   calldeepu

Tue Mar 4, 2008 7:29 pm (PST)


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Ground air ( Funny - 18+ Video )

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Tue Mar 4, 2008 7:29 pm (PST)

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Sendin A Bouquet of Flowerz

Posted by: "~~SHWETA~~" shwetakapoor_05@yahoo.co.in   shwetakapoor_05

Tue Mar 4, 2008 7:32 pm (PST)

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r u in love.....??? find out with this mail

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Tue Mar 4, 2008 7:35 pm (PST)



When you are together with that special someone, you pretend to ignore
that person. But when that special someone is not around, you might look around
to find them.
At that moment, you are in love.

Although there is someone else who always makes you laugh,
your eyes and attention might go only to that special someone.
Then, you are in love.

If you are much more excited for one short e-mail from
that special someone than other many long e-mails,
you are in love.


When you find yourself as one who cannot erase all the
emails or SMS messages in your phone because of one message
from that special someone, you are in love.

When you get a couple of free movie tickets, you would
not hesitate to think of that special someone.
Then, you are in love.
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You keep telling yourself, "that special someone is just a friend",but
you realize that you can not avoid that person's special attraction. At that
moment, you are in love.

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AAP NE KHANA SATH ME KYU NAHI KHAYA?-1(HINDI CHITRA KKATHA)

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Tue Mar 4, 2008 7:35 pm (PST)

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AAP NE KHANA SATH ME KYU NAHI KHAYA?-1

AAP NE KHANA SATH ME KYU NAHI KHAYA?-1

Mere pyare dosto.Aap logo ko yeh short story in hindi pasand aayi hogi.
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Why Worry? B Happy! Funny

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Tue Mar 4, 2008 7:38 pm (PST)

Why Worry?Funny

There are only two things in life to worry about:

Whether you are well
or whether you are sick.
If you are well,

then there is nothing to worry about.
But if you are sick,

there are only two things to worry about:
Whether you are going to get well

or whether you are going to die.

If you get well,

then there is nothing to worry about.
But if you die,

there are only two things to worry about:
Whether you are going to go to heaven
or whether you are going to go to hell.
If you go to heaven,

then you have nothing to worry about.
But if you go to hell,

you'll be so busy shaking hands with all your friends,

that you won't have time to worry!
So, Why Worry?
Be Happy
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some ULTIMATE ads... <most creative ones>

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Tue Mar 4, 2008 7:38 pm (PST)



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Tue Mar 4, 2008 7:43 pm (PST)



18.

Japanese Sewer System(Prishi)

Posted by: "Prishi" prishi_pari@yahoo.com   prishi_pari

Tue Mar 4, 2008 8:55 pm (PST)

Japanese Sewer System
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Japanese sewer system.

Japanese water drainage system, looks like an alien space ship.
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Millau Viaduct(Prishi)

Posted by: "Prishi" prishi_pari@yahoo.com   prishi_pari

Tue Mar 4, 2008 8:55 pm (PST)

Millau Viaduct
Worlds tallest vehicular bridge

The Millau Viaduct (French: le Viaduc de Millau) is a cable
stayed road bridge that spans the valley of the River Tarn near
Millau in southern France. It was formally opened on 14 December
2004 and opened to traffic on 16 December 2004. Designed by
British master-architect Lord Foster in collaboration with French
bridge engineer Michel Virlogeux, it is the tallest vehicular
bridge in the world, with one piers summit at 1,118 ft (341
metres), slightly higher than the Eiffel Tower and only 132 ft
(40 m) shorter than the Empire State Building.

[millau bridge over tarn rive france]

Design

The Millau Viaduct consists of an eight-span steel roadway
supported by seven concrete piers. The roadway weighs 36,000
metric tons and is 2,460 m (8,071 ft) long, measuring 32 m (105
ft) wide by 4.2 m (13.8 ft) deep. The six central spans each
measure 342 m (1,122 ft) with the two outer spans measuring 204 m
(670 ft). The roadway has a slight slope of 3% descending from
south to north, and curves in plan section on a 20 km (12.4 mile)
radius to give drivers better visibility. It carries two lanes of
traffic in each direction.

[Millau Viaduct Pillar]

[Millau Viaduct Fog]

[Millau Viaduct]



Panoramic view of the Millau Viaduct, as seen from the south.

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Beautiful Animations

Posted by: "Prishi" prishi_pari@yahoo.com   prishi_pari

Tue Mar 4, 2008 8:56 pm (PST)

Beautiful Animations
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Re: Beautiful Animations

Posted by: "ganesh" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Tue Mar 4, 2008 9:45 pm (PST)

Hi Prishi ji.Kaise hai aap? Animated gifs are really beautiful.

Thank you very much for your beautifulpostings at hindi_jokes

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21.

Indian Cricket Team - Rare Photos(Prishi)

Posted by: "Prishi" prishi_pari@yahoo.com   prishi_pari

Tue Mar 4, 2008 8:56 pm (PST)


Indian Cricket Team - Rare Photos
Here are some photos of the cricketers having fun on the beach!

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