Messages In This Digest (24 Messages)
- 1.
- BRAIN FUNCTIONING : AN ANALYSIS From: glassnost
- 2.
- Good Morning....... From: Ashish T
- 3.
- Kid's Fashion Show From: black rose
- 4a.
- History of women From: black rose
- 5.
- 30 real feelings of girls From: Ur Friend...
- 6.
- very good From: govind chandrakar
- 7.
- Beautiful Art From: Ankish Gandhi
- 8.
- Happy holi wishes from shubham From: shubham
- 9.
- PLANNING YOUR HONEYMOON ??? From: glassnost
- 10.
- DHONI CAUGHT FONDLING ON CAMERA From: glassnost
- 11.
- INDIA'S LATEST DANCE SENSATION From: glassnost
- 12.
- Aap kay dil mein kuchh jgaa milti,Tou yeh bandaa na dar-b-dar hota, From: Jaswinder Singh Riat
- 13.
- Dil kisay dee yaad vich rondaa rehaa, From: Jaswinder Singh Riat
- 14.
- SHOVE IT IN AND ENJOY : 18 + From: glassnost
- 15.
- Checking In From: Tabitha
- 16.
- Your name is Japanese (Mine is Zukutotokilukushi which means Jennif From: Jennifer Beyer
- 17.
- AISA BHI NAHI HAI KAY I DONT LIKE YOUR FACE...... From: ganeshkumble11
- 18.
- Eleven people and a rope................nice From: ganeshkumble11
- 19.
- GIFS ONLY From: ganeshkumble11
- 20.
- Photoshop Effect...too good.................... From: ganeshkumble11
- 21.
- BEAUTIFUL PAINTINGS.................... From: ganeshkumble11
- 22.
- Ur Smile is So Important for me From: ganeshkumble11
- 23.
- just fred From: ganeshkumble11
- 24.
- Nice Candles (Dont Miss) From: ganeshkumble11
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BRAIN FUNCTIONING : AN ANALYSIS
Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com mush2talk
Fri Mar 21, 2008 11:07 am (PDT)
GLASSNOST
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Good Morning.......
Posted by: "Ashish T" ashishtk@gmail.com ashtek_2001
Fri Mar 21, 2008 11:07 am (PDT)
Everything that happens has a purpose, Every purpose is sculpted out of a dream And....Every dream is a stepping stone to a vision.
May all your Dreams come true, Not only Today but All Days.! J !
-Ashish Tekchandani
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Kid's Fashion Show
Posted by: "black rose" sweetawni@gmail.com sweet.awni
Fri Mar 21, 2008 11:09 am (PDT)
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History of women
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30 real feelings of girls
Posted by: "Ur Friend..." funinfriendship@gmail.com webdesigner2006
Fri Mar 21, 2008 11:12 am (PDT)
*30 real feelings of girls
If you think they're true, pass it on.
If you don't? Pass it on anyway, maybe
someone else will think it is.
1. When a girl says she's sad, but she isn't
crying, it means she's crying in her heart.
2. When she ignores you after you've done
something wrong, it's best to give her some
time to cool down before touching her heart
with an apology.
3. A girl can't find anything to hate about the
guy she loves (which is why it is so hard for
her to 'get over him' after the relationship's
over.)
4. If a girl loves a guy, he will always be on
her mind every minute of the day, even
though
she flirts with other guys.
5. When the guy she likes smiles and stares
deep into her eyes, she will melt.
6. A girl likes to hear compliments, but
usually
not sure how to react to them.
7. When a particular guy flirts with a girl very
often, a girl would start thinking the guy likes
her. So if you treat a girl just as a friend, go
easy on the smiles and stare ok?
8. If you don't like a girl who likes you, break
it to her gently.
9. If a girl starts avoiding you after you reject
her, leave her alone for a while. If you still
treat her as a friend, talk to her.
10. Girls enjoy talking about what they feel.
Music, poetry, drawings and writing are ways
of
expressing themselves (which explains why
most girls like writing journals).
11. Never tell a girl that she is useless in
anyway.
12. Being too serious can turn a girl off.
13. When the guy she likes calls her for the
first time, the girl may act uninterested during
the call. But as soon as the phone is back on
the hook, she will whoop with joy and
immediately start telephoning her friends to
spread the news.
14. A smile means a lot to a girl.
15. If you like a girl, try making friends with
her
first. Let her get to know you.
16. If a girl says she can't go out with you
because she has to study, leave.
17. But if she still calls you or expect a call
from
you, stay.
18. Don't try to guess a girl's feelings. Ask
her.....
19. Hearing the words "I love you" is a great
reassurance to a girl that she is beautiful.
20. After a girl falls in love with a guy, she'll
wonder why she never noticed him before.
21. If you need tips on how to flirt with a girl,
read romance stories.
22. When class pictures come out, a girl
would
first check who is standing next to her crush
before actually looking at herself.
23. A girl's ex-crush will always be in her
memory, but the guy she loves now stays in
her heart.
24. Girls love having fun!
25..... A simple 'Hi' can brighten a girl's day.
26. A girl's best friends usually know best
what
she is feeling and going through.
27. Girls hate it when a guy pays attention to
them just to get close to their 'prettier' friend.
28. Love means devotion, caring and
happiness
to a girl, in that order.
29. Some girls care about looks, some care
about brains, but ALL girls want a guy who
will
love and care for them.
30. Girls want nothing more than to feel
loved.
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very good
Posted by: "govind chandrakar" govind_chandrakar@yahoo.com govind_chandrakar
Fri Mar 21, 2008 11:12 am (PDT)
Hello
Mujhe aap ke mails bahot bahot ache lagte hai thanks aap ho hum sab ke
liye itne sare mails bhejte ho thanks alot
ganesh ji lage rahe humara dua aap ke sath
keep it up
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Happy holi wishes from shubham
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Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:44 am (PDT)
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PLANNING YOUR HONEYMOON ???
Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com mush2talk
Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:46 am (PDT)
GLASSNOST
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DHONI CAUGHT FONDLING ON CAMERA
Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com mush2talk
Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:47 am (PDT)
GLASSNOST
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INDIA'S LATEST DANCE SENSATION
Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com mush2talk
Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:48 am (PDT)
Not Shah Rukh Khan
Not Saif Ali Khan
Not Hrithik Roshan
He's none other
than .....
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GLASSNOST
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Aap kay dil mein kuchh jgaa milti,Tou yeh bandaa na dar-b-dar hota,
Posted by: "Jaswinder Singh Riat" jessieriat@yahoo.com jessieriat
Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:48 am (PDT)
Aap kay dil mein kuchh jgaa milti,
Tou yeh bandaa na dar-b-dar hota,
Aap kaa saath bhi agar hota,
Kitnaa aasan yeh safar hota,
Aap kay dil mein kuchh jgaa milti,
Tou yeh bandaa na dar-b-dar hota,
Dil kisi aur ko bhi day detey,
Aap jaisaa koi magar hota,
Dil tou hota nhi button kay paas,
Surr bhi hai aasmaan par hota,
Jaan taskeen say nikal jaati,
Jeetay jee faislaa agar hota,
Aao dhoonday sdaa nyi duniyaa,
Iss jahaan mein nhi guzar hota,
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Dil kisay dee yaad vich rondaa rehaa,
Posted by: "Jaswinder Singh Riat" jessieriat@yahoo.com jessieriat
Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:48 am (PDT)
Dil kisay dee yaad vich rondaa rehaa,
Dil kisay dee yaad vich rondaa rehaa,
Daag apnay dil day main dhondaa rehaa,
Tur paye oh aun gay main taangh vich,
Ghar daa booha kholda dhondaa rehaa,
Ikk pall vee mil na sakiyaa dil nu chain,
Gamm dee chakki umar bhar jhondaa rehaa,
Hijjar vich hanjhu hee main kerey nhi,
Khoon see nainaa chon jo chondaa rehaa,
Ikk pall vee na eh hassiya gareeb,
Terey gamm vich tadphdaa rondaa rehaa,
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SHOVE IT IN AND ENJOY : 18 +
Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com mush2talk
Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:49 am (PDT)
GLASSNOST
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Checking In
Posted by: "Tabitha" its.me.tabbi@gmail.com tabitha5283
Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:50 am (PDT)
Hey Everyone,
Sorry that I haven't posted in the group lately but I have been have been
busy. I decided to change my e-mail address for my groups. I'm in a lot of
groups and get a lot of e-mails (I get behind sometimes), I love e-mailing
its a lot faster then snail-mailing! I'm looking for female e-pals that love
e-mailing. I hate when people say that they'll be e-pals with you they'll
e-mail you one or two times you'll reply back and then you never hear from
them again. Gerrr.
Like I said I use this e-mail address for my groups now! You may e-mail me
here and I'll reply back as soon as I can. And again I'm sorry that I haven
t posted lately. I hope all is well with everyone. Well I have got to go for
now. Talk to you'll later & take care.
~Tabitha
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Your name is Japanese (Mine is Zukutotokilukushi which means Jennif
Posted by: "Jennifer Beyer" charmed_one69@hotmail.com whitewolf6887
Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:50 am (PDT)
This is really weird.. But it is Fun, try it..
Fill your name in Japanese (refer to table below) to show how crazy it looks.
Here is how to do it lol:
J - zuE - kuN - toN - toI - kiF - luE - kuR - shi
Zukutotokilukushi
Please pass it on, don't spoil the fun every one...
A - ka
B - tu
C - mi
D - te
E - ku
F - lu
G - ji
H - RI
I - ki
J - zu
K - me
L - ta
M - rin
N - to
O -mo
P - no
Q - ke
R - shi
S - ari
T -chi
U - do
V - ru
W -mei
X - na
Y - fu
Z - zi
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AISA BHI NAHI HAI KAY I DONT LIKE YOUR FACE......
Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com ganeshkumble11
Sat Mar 22, 2008 1:15 am (PDT)
AISA BHI NAHI HAI KAY
Aisa bhi nahi hai kay
I don't like your face...
Par dil ke storage mein
no more disk space...
Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown...
Jane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya server down...
Jab se meri zindagi mein
aayi hai ik female...
Bhool gaya hai sab kuch
kya mailbox, kya e-mail...
Dil se ek ishq ki
application create kar raha hoon...
Pyaar se debug karna
mein wait kar raha hoon...
Tumhaare intezaar mein
neend aayee so gaya...
Yeh dekho mera connection
time out ho gaya...
Kal jab mile the
to dil mein hua ek sound...
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain
your file not found...
Jo muddat se hota aaya hai
woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...
Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye...
Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double-click karo...
Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...
Nazar mein to kai hain
aur shaayad lonely hain...
Problem yehi hai ki voh
ab read only hain...
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Eleven people and a rope................nice
Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com ganeshkumble11
Sat Mar 22, 2008 1:15 am (PDT)
Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman.
The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so
they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise
they were all going to fall.
They weren't able to name that person, until the woman
gave a very touching speech.
She said that she would voluntarily let go of the
rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up
everything for her husband and kids, or
for men in general, and was used to always making
sacrifices with little in return.
As so on as she finished her speech,.............. ......... ......... .......
all the men started clapping their hands.......
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GIFS ONLY
Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com ganeshkumble11
Sat Mar 22, 2008 1:15 am (PDT)
GIFS ONLY
GIFS ONLY
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Photoshop Effect...too good....................
Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com ganeshkumble11
Sat Mar 22, 2008 1:15 am (PDT)
Photoshop Effect...too good................. ...
Photoshop Effect...too good................. ...
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BEAUTIFUL PAINTINGS....................
Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com ganeshkumble11
Sat Mar 22, 2008 1:15 am (PDT)
BEAUTIFUL PAINTINGS............ ........
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Ur Smile is So Important for me
Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com ganeshkumble11
Sat Mar 22, 2008 1:15 am (PDT)
A smile is the light in your window that tells others that there is a caring, sharing person inside.
Life is short but a smile takes barely a second.
Every tear has a smile behind it.
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.
If you see a friend without a smile; give him one of yours.
A smile starts on the lips, A grin spreads to the eyes, A chuckle comes from the belly; But a good laugh bursts forth from the soul, Overflows, and bubbles all around
Because of your smile, you make life more beautiful.
Too often we underestimate the power of a smile, which have the potential to turn a life around.
Smiles are the language of love.
The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection.
A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks
All people smile in the same language.
Children smile on the average 400 times /day; Adults: 15 times/day. Ever wonder why?
A warm smile is the universal language of kindness.
If I thought that a smile of mine, might linger the whole day through and lighten some heart with a heavier part, I'd not withhold it -- Would you? ??
Smile becoz God gave Human this beautiful gift - A Smile....I sometimes wonder do animals have this beautiful gift of smiling???
Smile, not becoz it costs you or not, but because you can make someone smile and make their day
So Smileeeeeee please ...... Hmmm... Good, looks very good, infact suits you the best
Regards,
Ganesh Kumble
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just fred
Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com ganeshkumble11
Sat Mar 22, 2008 1:15 am (PDT)
A local law enforcement officer stopped a car traveling faster than the posted speed limit.
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Since he was in a good mood that day,
he decided to give the poor fellow a break and just write him a warning instead of a ticket.
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So he asked the man his name.
"Fred," he replied.
"Fred what?" the officer asked.
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"Just Fred," the man responded.
When the officer pressed him for a last name,
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the man told him that he used to have a last name but he had lost it.
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The officer thought he had a nut case on his hands and played along with it.
"Tell me Fred, how did you loose your last name?"
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The man replies, It's a long story so please stay with me.
I was born Fred Dingaling. I know, funny last name.
The kids used to tease me all the time.
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So I stayed to myself. I studied hard and got good grades.
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When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor.
I went through college, medical school, internship, residency,
and finally got my degree
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so I was finally Fred Dingaling, MD.
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After a while I got bored being a doctor so I decided to go back to school.
Dentistry was my dream.
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Got all the way through school, got my degree
so I was now Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS.
Got bored doing dentistry and started fooling around with my assistant.
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She gave me VD.
So,
I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS with VD.
Well, the ADA found out about the VD
so they took my DDS
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so I was Fred Dingaling MD with VD.
Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS
because of the VD,
so they took away my MD
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leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD.
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Then the VD took away my dingaling
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so now I'm "Just Fred."
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Nice Candles (Dont Miss)
Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com ganeshkumble11
Sat Mar 22, 2008 1:15 am (PDT)
Nice Candles (Dont Miss)
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