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1.: BEST HINDI AS WELL AS ENGLISH SMS AND JOKES (ISSUE NUMBER 001 08/FEB

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Sat Mar 8, 2008 8:18 am (PST)

BEST HINDI AS WELL AS ENGLISH SMS AND JOKES (ISSUE NUMBER 001 08/FEB/2008

Pyare members log.Aaj kal bahut sare hindi and english sms jokes hume aa rahe hai
Sabi logo ke sms and jokes isi mail me bejh rahe hai.

Aap se request hai ki aap be hindi / english sms and jokes
hindi_jokes@yahoogroups.com par beje.
Hum next issue me beje.

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SANTA : BANTA ! meri biwi ke judwa ladkae hua hai.
kuch achhcha sa naam sochkar bata na
BANTA : Theek hai meine inke naam bhi soch liye pehle ka Peter aur
doosra Repeater

From: Abhishek Mundra <allendsoleabhishek@yahoo.co.in >
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Khuda hamko aisi .......
Khuda hamko aisi khudai na de,
Ki apne siwa kuch dikhayi na de,
Mujhe aisi jannat nahin chahiye,
Jaha se mujhe aap dikhayi na de.

From: TARUNESH CHIKATE <babuchikate@yahoo.co.in >
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tu pyara hai aur khas v hai

tu door hai mujhse aur paas bhi hai
tere kami ka kahi ahsaas bhi hai
dost lakho hai jahan me mere per
tu pyara hai aur khaas bhi hai
From: TARUNESH CHIKATE <babuchikate@yahoo.co.in >
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Khushnaseeb hain hum ki mile aap mujhe
Khushnaseeb hain hum ki mile aap mujhe
Tanha zindagi ki safar mein mila saathi anmol mujhe
Gum ke badalon ne kabhi gher rakha tha mujhe
Ab badalon ko cheer ke bhi suraj deti hai roshni mujhe
Ae dost kismat mein mere iss se pehle itni khushi kabhi na thi
Aap ne saath humara deke dard ko bhulana sikha diya mujhe
Hum to rote the uski yaad mein
Dost aap ne aansuon ko peena sikha diya mujhe
Uss dhokebaaz ne to maar hi dala tha humein
Dosti ki taqat se jeena sikhaya aap ne mujhe
From: TARUNESH CHIKATE <babuchikate@yahoo.co.in >
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Bahut khusnuma

Bahut khusnuma kal ki raat guzri
Kuch tanha par kuch khaas guzri
Na neend aayi na khwaab koi
Bas aapke hi khayalon ke saath guzri

From: TARUNESH CHIKATE <babuchikate@yahoo.co.in >
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gunaah ka haq
Har nazar ko ek nigaah ka haq hai
Har rooh ko ek aah ka haq hai
Hum bhi dil lekar aaye hai is duniya mein
Hamein bhi ek gunaah ka haq hai

From: TARUNESH CHIKATE <babuchikate@yahoo.co.in >
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Aap jaise dost ko bhulaya nahi jata
Phulo ki mahek ko churaya nahi jata,
suraj ki kirno ko chupaya nahi jata,
kitni bhi duri ho dosti me
aap jaise dost ko bhulaya nahi jata !

From: TARUNESH CHIKATE <babuchikate@yahoo.co.in >
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ZINDA DAFN KAR AAYA HOON USS SHAKS KO
AANSUON MAIN DUBA RAHTA THA JO RAAT DIN
DABA DIYA HAI MITTI KE DHER TALE ITNA
SISKIYON KI AAWAZ BHI NA PANHUCHE TUM TAK

PHIR- NA JANE KYA SOCH KAR CHHOR DIYA HAI IK SURAAKH
PA LEGA KHUSHBOO US PHOOL KI SHAYAD
UNJANE MAIN TUMSE GIRE USKI MAZAAR PAR !

From: "asisash" <asisash@yahoo.co.in >
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Baahar phoolo par
Baahar phoolo par shabnam ki boonde padi hai
Aur in sadko par baraf bhi jami hai ..............
mausam bhi Hai, manzar bhi Hai, mein bhi Hoon.
Bas aye dost teri Hi kami hai ............

From: TARUNESH CHIKATE <babuchikate@yahoo.co.in >
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Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

From: "PANKAJ KR DALMIA" someonesonu2009@yahoo.co.in
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dil BOLA aankh SE
DEKHA karo kam.....
KYUNKI dekhte HO aap OR tadapte HAIN hum!
AANKH boli DIL se -
CHAHA karo KAM.....
kyunki CHAHTE ho AAP or ROTE hain HUM.
From: "Amarjit Kumar" <amarjit7_best@yahoo.co.in >
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Dhoka pyaar mein mile to.....
Sunlo jaana tum hi ho ab meri life
Tujh ko chhod k naa koi banagi meri wife
Tu agar kabhi de dhokha
Jaan main apni doonga with a knife
From: TARUNESH CHIKATE <babuchikate@yahoo.co.in >
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har dil maim ik dard hota hai
har dil maim ik aas hoti hai
mumkin nahin banna de har koi tajmahal
magar har dil maim ik mumtaj hoti hai
From: anil kumar kamdev_41@yahoo.co.in

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Ishq main yeh anjaam paaya hai

Ishq main yeh anjaam paaya hai
Haath pair tute, muh se khun aaya hai
Hospital pauhnche to nurson ne farmaya
'Baharon phool barsao
Kisi ka mehboob aaya hai'

From: TARUNESH CHIKATE <babuchikate@yahoo.co.in >
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GAI BHESH PANI ME.....
SANTA and BANTA are escaping in a boat and suddenly there's a hole in the boat and
water starts coming in. BANTA is anxious.
BANTA : Ab kya hoga SANTA...?
SANTA : Ek aur hole kardo, BANTA...
BANTA : Ek aur hole..?!!
SANTA : Ek hole pe 'IN' likh do aur doosre hole par 'OUT' likh do. Paani
IN mein aayega aur
OUT se baahar jaayega...

From: Abhishek Mundra allendsoleabhishek@yahoo.co.in
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Jakhm itne gahre hai ijhaar kya kare hum,
khud nishaana ban gaye waar kya kare hum,
mar gaye hum par khuli rahi aankhe,
is se jyada unka intejaar kya kare hum.
From: vinay tm <vinay_tm@yahoo.co.in >
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Bina mile dosti nibhana zindagi hai

Phool bankar muskurana zindagi hai
Muskura ke gum bhulana zindagi hai
Mil kar log khush hote hai toh kya hua
Bina mile dosti nibhana zindagi hai

From: TARUNESH CHIKATE <babuchikate@yahoo.co.in >
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dosti ka rishta
kitne bhi ho kante humari raho me
hum aap per phool barsaenge
kitna bhi ho dard hamare naseeb me
hum ap ka dil nahi dukhaenge
chahe kitni bhi ho majburi
hum apni dosti ka rishta hamesha naibhaenge

From: TARUNESH CHIKATE <babuchikate@yahoo.co.in >
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Koi naya dost mileto hume
Koi naya dost mile to hume bhool na jana
bich safar mein hume chhod ke na jana
dosti ki hi to dil se nibhana .

From: TARUNESH CHIKATE <babuchikate@yahoo.co.in >
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Waqt gujrega hum bikhar jayenge
Waqt gujrega hum bikhar jayenge
koun jane k hum kidhar jayenge
hum aap ki parichay hain
yaad rakhna jaha tanhai waha nazar ayenge.

From: TARUNESH CHIKATE <babuchikate@yahoo.co.in >
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Dreams visit us when we are asleep,
But God is truely wise...
He wakes us up each day and gives us chance to make our dreams come true...!!!

From: "SALMAN" <salman0204@gmail.com >
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Darkness cannot drive out darkness,
Only light can do that.
Hate cannot drive out hate,
Only Love can do that...!!!

From: "SALMAN" <salman0204@gmail.com >
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Pdhai kro....
fail hone se mat dro.

Ladki chedo....
jute khane se mat dro.

Hr ladki ko propos kro...
Inkar se na dro.

kyuki

GEETA mai likha hai
krm kro
fal ki chinta mat kro...

From: "SALMAN" <salman0204@gmail.com >
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A boy goes to see a cabaret dance.
His mom gets angry n asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?
Boy: yes, i saw ....DAD .

From: "SALMAN" <salman0204@gmail.com >
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"Laziness is our biggest enemy" -Jawaharlal Nehru.
"We should learn to love our enemies"- Mahathma Gandhi.
Ab batao kiski baat ko follow karen....

From: "SALMAN" <salman0204@gmail.com >
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Utha le re deva utha le ''ee''
"mere ko nahi re baba jo msg pad raha hai us ko utha re ''ee''
"duniya se nahi re deva NEEND se utha re "
Good morning,

From: "SALMAN" <salman0204@gmail.com >
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Sanskrit teacher : What is d meaning of "Tamso maa Jyotirgamaya."?
Student : Maa tum so jaao, me Jyoti ke saath jaata hoo...!!!

From: "SALMAN" <salman0204@gmail.com >
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Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Daddy : No, Why do you ask?
Son : Where did you get this MUMMY then?

From: "SALMAN" <salman0204@gmail.com >
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Teacher : There are 10 elephants swimming in a pond. A boy jumps inside and swims underneath them and counts the number of legs.
There are only 36 legs.HOW??
Student :One elephant was swimming BACKSTROKE...!!!

From: "SALMAN" <salman0204@gmail.com >
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Teacher :Johny, Name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Johny : Me...!!!

From: "SALMAN" <salman0204@gmail.com >
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sardar g shadi k bad pahli bar susral gaye tu
gaon walon say kahnay lagay yar yahan koi enjoy kernay k liye cheez hai
gaon walon: nahi babo g aik thi wo aap lay gay

From: "SALMAN" <salman0204@gmail.com >
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Teacher student say :iss sentence ka urdu tarjuma karo
Hey friend (what a beautiful girl walking in the park)
student translating: Faisal bachi check ker

From: "SALMAN" <salman0204@gmail.com >
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS MEANT BY

----------MOBILE-------
M=meet
O=on
B=busy
I=in
L=life
E=every where
so now lets START

From: "SALMAN" <salman0204@gmail.com >
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Agar koi ladki BHAI bole to darnaa nahi...
BHAI kaa full form hota hai "Best Husband Available in India"...!!!

From: "SALMAN" <salman0204@gmail.com >
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Wife : Agar me mar gayi to?
Husband : Me paagal ho jaaungaa.
Wife : Tum doosri shaadi karoge kya?
Husband : Paagal to kuchh bhi kar sakta hai...!!!

From: "SALMAN" <salman0204@gmail.com >
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When the night comes, look at the sky.
If you see a falling star, don't wonder why,
just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true,
because I did it and I found you

From: "SALMAN" <salman0204@gmail.com >
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It's a fact that a girl may not help u to get lot of salary but...
salary may help u to get lot of girls. So, love ur work not girls. Gud Day!

From: "SALMAN" <salman0204@gmail.com >
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If u find ur world as a sky and ur friends as STARS, and
if U don't find me among them, dont worrry! I've just been fallen to make ur wish come true.

From: "SALMAN" <salman0204@gmail.com >
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Keeping a place for me in ur heart is ok,
but keeping a place for me in your mind might be dangerous because people say... I'm Mind Blowing!

From: "SALMAN" <salman0204@gmail.com >
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BAKRI CHADHI PAHAD PAR, PANI PINE KO........
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BAKRI CHADHI PAHAD PAR, PANI PINE KO........

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BAKRI CHADHI PAHAD PAR, PANI PINE KO........
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PANI NAHIN MILA BAKRI UTAR AYI......................

From: gobind meher <govindmeher_1234@yahoo.co.in >

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TERE ISHQ ME AYE BEWAFA.......
TERE ISHQ ME AYE BEWAFA.......
ME RAAT BHAR PITA RAHA.......
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TERE ISHQ ME AYE BEWAFA.......
TERE ISHQ ME AYE BEWAFA.......
ME RAAT BHAR PITA RAHA......
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FEFDE FAT KE BAHAR AA GAYE
DIN BHAR BAITH KE SEE TA RAHA.....

From: gobind meher <govindmeher_1234@yahoo.co.in >
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Subject: Attractive shayeries

Bheegte rahe baarishon main mangi kissi se panah to nahi,
hasratain poori na ho to nahi sahi, kwab dekhna koi gunah to nahi,

naraaz hoke zindagi se nata nahi todte, mushkil ho rah phir bhi
manzil nahi chodte, tanha na samajna khud ko kabhi, hum un main se
hai jo kabhi saat nahi chodte.

Joke: Husband wife se if I die will you marry ?, wife no i will stay
with my sister, wife if I die will you marry ? husband no no I will
also stay with your sister

From: "goodluck_ahmed" <just2chat.me@gmail.com >
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Subject: DIL SE NIKLA HUA KUCHH LABS

AA .... MERI ZINDAGI, MERI JAAN MERA SAB KUCHH KO TU APNA KARLE
MERE CHAHAT SE TU RISTA KARL...........................................................

TERE LIYE ME KUCHH BHI HO SAKTA HUN..............................................
MAGAR MERE LIYE TU WO HAI..................
JISKE LIYE ME SAANS LETA HUN.................

From: gobind meher <govindmeher_1234@yahoo.co.in >
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ONE BOY ONE GIRL IN K.G. STD
BOY SAYS-MUJSE SHADI KALOGI.
GIRL SAYS- NAHIN KALONGI.
BOY SAYS- KALE NA
GIRL SAYS- NAHIN KALONGI NA
BOY SAYS- PLZ BEHAN KALENA.

From: "purnimaduggal_81184" <purnimaduggal_81184@yahoo.co.in >
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