Saturday, March 29, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1823

Messages In This Digest (26 Messages)

1a.
Good Morning!!!! From: Ashish T
2.
SqUiRrrELs...and more SqUiRrrELs! From: Ashish T
3.
More Jokes_Gujarati From: I am the Best
4a.
Maxine.... I hadn't seen these From: ganeshkumble11
5.
DEKHA From: verma_rahul31
6.
Cute Love Story From: ♥♥♥♥♥♥(R) R@/| $|-|@|/@|/k@r
7.
pasand  na  pasand From: mina_oza75
8.
InnOvative aDs From: black rose
9.
Love..................... From: ♥♥♥♥♥♥(R) R@/| $|-|@|/@|/k@r
10.
KYA PER NE BHI NESADHARI LIQUOR PIYA HAI - JOKE From: RAJIV CHAUDHARY
11.
Suggetion From: Rajnish Purohit
12a.
jokes From: sheime_sem
13.
!! Good Morning !!! From: <~ Aarti ~>
14.
ek kavita From: RAJIV CHAUDHARY
15.
Some quick tips From: karuna sree
16.
Amazing Flip Book Animation ! From: Love is Life
17a.
Life Ki Ringtone From: bhola ram
18.
I was thinking of old friends today From: Vinay Malhotra
19.
tumhari asliyat From: Naushad Khan
20.
diilllsse From: vinay tm
21.
Three Person In A small Box ( Amazing ) From: Love is Life
22.
MOST LOYAL EMPLOYEE OF THE YEAR !!! From: glassnost
23.
Please try to answer this question From: I am the Best
24a.
SHAYARI From: ANUP KUMAR
25.
aankho main barse hai From: ~~SHWETA~~
26.
Santa Singh's Interview From: Saniya Mirja

Messages

1a.

Good Morning!!!!

Posted by: "Ashish T" ashishtk@gmail.com   ashtek_2001

Sat Mar 29, 2008 9:59 am (PDT)

Hi! Wish You A Very Good Morning!!!

Have A Great Day Ahead!!!

-Ashish Tekchandani
2.

SqUiRrrELs...and more SqUiRrrELs!

Posted by: "Ashish T" ashishtk@gmail.com   ashtek_2001

Sat Mar 29, 2008 10:01 am (PDT)




3.

More Jokes_Gujarati

Posted by: "I am the Best" verygood101@yahoo.com   verygood101

Sat Mar 29, 2008 10:02 am (PDT)

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Maxine.... I hadn't seen these

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Sat Mar 29, 2008 10:03 am (PDT)

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5.

DEKHA

Posted by: "verma_rahul31" verma_rahul31@yahoo.co.in   verma_rahul31

Sat Mar 29, 2008 10:03 am (PDT)

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...

************ ********* ********* ********* *****

Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

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Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)

************ ********* ********* ********* *****

Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan....

************ ********* ********* ********* *****

Woh hamari gali me aaye...
Woh hamari gali me aaye...
Woh hamari gali me aaye...
Aur chillake bole.....
Paper Raddi wala !!!!!

************ ********* ********* ********* *****

Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

************ ********* ********* ********* *****

jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai:)

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RAHUL VERMA

6.

Cute Love Story

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Loving an Imperfect Person

They have been married for two years. He loves literature and often posts
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and he handles their wedding photos. He loves her very much. Likewise with
her. She has a quick temper and always bullies him. He is a gentleman and
always gives in to her.

Today, she's being willful again.

Her: "Why can't you be the photographer for my friend's wedding? She
promised she'd pay."
Him: "I don't have time that day."
Her: "Humph!"
Him: "Huh?"
Her: "Don't have time? Write less of those novels, and you will have all the
time you need."
Him: "I... someone will definitely recognize my work some day."
Her: "Humph! I don't care, you'll have to do it for her!"
Him: "No."
Her: "Just this once?"
Him: "No."

Negotiation's broken. So, she gave the final warning: "Give me a Yes within
three days, or else..."

First day, she "withheld" the kitchen, bathroom, computer, refrigerator,
television, hi-fi... Except the double bed, to show her "benevolence".

Of course, she has to sleep on it too. He didn't mind, as he still has some
cash in his pockets.

Second day, she conducted a raid and removed everything from his pockets and
warned, "Seek any external help, and you bear the consequences."

He's nervous now. That night, on the bed, he begs for mercy, hoping that
she'll end this state. She doesn't give a damn. No way am I giving in,
whatever he says. Until he agrees.

Third day, night. On the bed. He's lying on the bed, looking to one side.
She's lying on the bed, looking to the other side.

Him: "We need to talk."
Her: "Unless it's about the wedding, forget it."
Him: "It's something very important."

She remains silent.

Him:"Let's get a divorce."
She did not believe her ears.
Him: "I got to know a girl."

She's totally angry, and wanted to hit him. But she held it down, wanting to
let him finish. But her eyes already felt wet. He took a photo out from his
chest. Probably from his undershirt pocket, that's the only place she didn't
go through yesterday. How careless.

Him: "She's a nice girl."
Her tears fell.

Him: "She has a good personality too."
She's heartbroken because he puts a photo of some other girl close to his
heart.
Him: "She says that she'll support me fully in my pursue for literature
after we got married."

She's very jealous because she said the same thing in the past.
Him: "She loves me truly."
She wishes to sit up and scream at him "Don't I?"
Him: "So, I think she won't force me to do something that I don't want to
do."

She's thinking, but the rage won't subside.
Him: "Want to take a look at the photo I took for her?"
Her: "...!"

He brings the photo before her eyes. She's in a total rage, hits his hand
away and leaves a burning slap on his face.

He sighs. She cries.
He puts the photo back to his pocket. She pulls her hand back under the
blanket.

He turns off the light, and sleeps. She turns on the light, and sits up.
He's asleep. She lost sleep. She regrets treating him the way she treated
him.

She cried again, and thought about a lot of things. She wants to wake him
up. She wants to have a intimate talk with him. She doesn't want to push him
anymore. She stares at his chest. She wants to see how the girl looks.

She slips the photo out. She wanted to cry and she wanted to laugh.

It's a nicely taken photo. A photo he took for her. She bends down, and
kissed him on his cheek.

He smiled. He was just pretending to be asleep.

"You learn to love, not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see
an imperfect person perfectly."

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7.

pasand  na  pasand

Posted by: "mina_oza75" mina_oza75@yahoo.com   mina_oza75

Sat Mar 29, 2008 10:05 am (PDT)

hindi jokes hume acche lagte he,

jaise ek ladki ya ladke ko jab 1 pyar bhulate nahi,

vese hum bhi aap ko itna hi jock dekhkar miss karte he.

8.

InnOvative aDs

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Love.....................

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our brothers and sisters,

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our cats and dogs,

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KYA PER NE BHI NESADHARI LIQUOR PIYA HAI - JOKE

Posted by: "RAJIV CHAUDHARY" rajiv_chaudhary_1@yahoo.com   rajiv_chaudhary_1

Sat Mar 29, 2008 10:08 am (PDT)

ek admi saam ke samay mast daru (alchoholic liquor) pee kar raste se chal raha tha ki usi samay andhi-tufan aane ki andesa ho gaya aur prasand hawao mein unshi unshi ped bhi khub tarah hilne jhulne laherne lagi. piya hua admi woh bhi heel-jhul kar chal raha tha. to madahi neche mein bolne laga ......

"sayyad aaj yeh ped ne daru pee li"

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Suggetion

Posted by: "Rajnish Purohit" kni_tapshya@yahoo.co.in   kni_tapshya

Sat Mar 29, 2008 10:09 am (PDT)

Dear GaneshJi,

i m a member of Hindi Jock. i need our group suggetion for my Personal Life.

Please reply me if you can help me.

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12a.

jokes

Posted by: "sheime_sem" sheime_sem@yahoo.com   sheime_sem

Sat Mar 29, 2008 10:09 am (PDT)

aankho me rakha dil me kabhi utar ke nahi dekha,
kasti ke musafir ne kabhi samander nahi dekha.

patthar kaheta he muje mera chahne wala,
me to mom hu usne muje kabhi chu kar nahi dekha.

13.

!! Good Morning !!!

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Sat Mar 29, 2008 10:10 am (PDT)

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14.

ek kavita

Posted by: "RAJIV CHAUDHARY" rajiv_chaudhary_1@yahoo.com   rajiv_chaudhary_1

Sat Mar 29, 2008 10:10 am (PDT)

jakham kitne bhi gehra ho
samay ke sath uspar mahram lag hi jata
gaam kitne bhi gehera ho
samay ke sath woh mit hi jata

sawaal hai, hoshla kabhi nahi khona
aur dushre apni upar kabhi haabi nahi hona

jo dukh dard gaam mein katrate
woh aane wale sukh ko bhool jate

yaad rahe, raat nahi hoti to
subah bhi nahi aati


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Some quick tips

Posted by: "karuna sree" karunasri1986@yahoo.co.in   karunasri1986

Sat Mar 29, 2008 10:11 am (PDT)








Health - Important Notice .



Reduce the amount of TEA you consume

Do not eat bread which has only JUST been toasted

Keep your distance from hand phone CHARGERS

Drink more WATER in the morning, less at night

Do not drink coffee TWICE a day

Reduce the amount of OILY food you consume

Best sleeping time is from 10pm at night to 6am in the morning

Do not have HUGE meals after 5pm

Do not take alcohol more than one glass/cup/serving a day

Do not take pills with COOL water

Do not lie down immediately after taking medicine before sleeping

Getting LESS than 8 hours of sleep affects your health

People used to napping will not get old easily

When battery is down to the LAST grid/bar, do not answer the
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The radiation is 1000 times

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16.

Amazing Flip Book Animation !

Posted by: "Love is Life" broken.drop@gmail.com   broken.drop

Sat Mar 29, 2008 10:12 am (PDT)

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Life Ki Ringtone

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Sat Mar 29, 2008 10:14 am (PDT)

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Dushmani ko karo erase,
Such ko karo broadcast,

Jhoot ko karo switch off,
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Pyar ki karo incoming on,
Nafrat ki karo outgoing off,

Language ko karo control,
Hassi ka karo outbox full,

Aansu ka karo inbox khaali,
Gusse ko karo hold,

Muskan ko karo send,
Help ko karo ok,

Self ko karo autolock,
Dil ko karo vibrate,

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18.

I was thinking of old friends today

Posted by: "Vinay Malhotra" vinay79malhotra@yahoo.com   vinay79malhotra

Sat Mar 29, 2008 10:14 am (PDT)

I was thinking of old friends today

and how many of them have slipped away.

Moved, got married, or stopped calling so much,

Found new friends, got busy, and just lost touch.
It reminded me of falling leaves.
Every autumn the leaves fall from the trees.

Some stay longer than others, but eventually -

Each leaf must fall, I'm told,

leaving the tree alone to face the cold.

Why is it that in the time of utmost need

the leaves would seek to leave the tree?

And when we need our friends around us

We look and they cannot be found?

Of course these friendships come and go

and in the spring new leaves will grow.

But I prefer autumn friends of old

with crackling laughter and colors bold.

And then I thought of you.

That one stubborn leaf that won't let go.

That clings despite the winds that blow.

Fighting ice, and snow, and winter's stings

hanging on right through till spring.

So I guess that's what you are to me -

The very last leaf to leave the tree.

I know it seems silly, but it's true.

When I see that last leaf...I think of you.
....don't drift away.... will you?

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19.

tumhari asliyat

Posted by: "Naushad Khan" naushad2020@yahoo.co.in   naushad2020

Sat Mar 29, 2008 10:15 am (PDT)

tum kutte the
tum kutte ho
tum kutte rahoge
tumhari soch bhi
Kutte jaisi hai
tumhari Naslein bhi
kutti hi hongi........
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................itna kehker kutiya kutte se roothh ker chali gayi.

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20.

diilllsse

Posted by: "vinay tm" vinay_tm@yahoo.co.in   vinay_tm

Sat Mar 29, 2008 10:16 am (PDT)

Hum tho paagal the jo paraye se pyaar kar gaye,
par woh bhi tho chup thi jab hum izhaar kar gaye,
yeh ladkiyan hi aise hai yah yeh pyaar,
par dil tho hamara hi dukhega na yaar.

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21.

Three Person In A small Box ( Amazing )

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Sat Mar 29, 2008 10:19 am (PDT)

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MOST LOYAL EMPLOYEE OF THE YEAR !!!

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Sat Mar 29, 2008 10:27 am (PDT)

GLASSNOST

23.

Please try to answer this question

Posted by: "I am the Best" verygood101@yahoo.com   verygood101

Sat Mar 29, 2008 10:27 am (PDT)

i am asking you a simple question ...
Please try to answer that...
my question is

Rich man keeps me in pocket______ ___
Poor Man throws me away________
Kids eat me __________

One clue is ..... this is tamil word _ u _ _ e _ _ l

who am i ?????

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24a.

SHAYARI

Posted by: "ANUP KUMAR" kumarwaiting@yahoo.co.in   kumarwaiting

Sat Mar 29, 2008 10:28 am (PDT)

Aaye hain dar par tere rukne ka irada rakhte hain!
mile jo hume saath tumhara jine ka vada karte hain!!

25.

aankho main barse hai

Posted by: "~~SHWETA~~" shwetakapoor_05@yahoo.co.in   shwetakapoor_05

Sat Mar 29, 2008 10:31 am (PDT)


uuAankho main baraste hain aansoo
Bin maosam barsaat hui
Yaad aya guzra zamana
Jab pyar ki baat hui
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Silsila pyar ka rakho to ibadat jaysa
Is bhare sahar main ham tanha to nahi
Lekin koi rista hi nahi mila
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26.

Santa Singh's Interview

Posted by: "Saniya Mirja" SweetShelly.Verma@gmail.com   sweetcrazyboy

Sat Mar 29, 2008 10:33 am (PDT)

Note: forwarded message attached.

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From: Lover Girl
Sent: Tuesday, October 02, 2007 7:18 PM

Santa Singh's Interview
Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good.
Santa Singh: Bad.

Interviewer: Come.
Santa Singh: Go.

Interviewer: Ugly.
Santa Singh: P i c h l l i.

Interviewer: U G L Y?
Santa Singh: P I C H L L Y !!!!!!!

Interviewer: Shut Up.
Santa Singh: Keep Talking.

Interviewer: Get Out.
Santa Singh: Come In.

Interviewer: Oh my God.
Santa Singh: Oh your Devil.

Interviewer: You are Rejected.
Santa Singh: I am Selected.

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