Messages In This Digest (10 Messages)
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- GREAT SHOTS From: ganeshkumble11
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- Coool Stuff!!!! From: ganeshkumble11
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- The Five Rules To A Happy Life for Men.. From: ganeshkumble11
- 4a.
- Imagine what would happen if GOD installs Voice Mail in Heaven. From: ganeshkumble11
- 5.
- Is Duniya Main Apna Kya Hai......... From: ganeshkumble11
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- When I Asked God for Strength From: ganeshkumble11
- 7.
- Good morning!!! From: ganeshkumble11
- 8.
- 4 beautiful poems 4 u From: ganeshkumble11
- 9.
- Ice Hotel in Sweden(Prishi) From: Prishi
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- Psychic Reading (Prishi) From: Prishi
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GREAT SHOTS
Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com hindi_jokes_sms
Thu Mar 27, 2008 10:56 am (PDT)
GREAT SHOTS
GREAT SHOTS
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Coool Stuff!!!!
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Thu Mar 27, 2008 10:56 am (PDT)
Coool Stuff!!!!
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The Five Rules To A Happy Life for Men..
Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com hindi_jokes_sms
Thu Mar 27, 2008 10:56 am (PDT)
The Five Rules To A Happy Life for Men..
The Five Rules To
A Happy Life for Men
It's important to have a woman who
helps at home, cooks from time to time,
cleans and has a job.
It's important to have a woman who
can make you laugh.
It's important to have a woman whom
you can trust and doesn't lie to you, ever.
It's important to have a woman who
is good in bed and likes to be with you.
It's very, very important that
THESE WOMEN NEVER
KNOW EACH OTHER!
The Five Rules To A Happy Life for Men..
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Imagine what would happen if GOD installs Voice Mail in Heaven.
Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com hindi_jokes_sms
Thu Mar 27, 2008 10:57 am (PDT)
Imagine what would happen if GOD installs Voice Mail in Heaven.
When you pray, you will get this response:
"Hi, Thank you for calling Heaven.
If you want to speak to
Lord Ganesha - Press 1
Lord Shiva - Press 2
Lord Krishna - Press 3 ( Sorry, he is Busy with "Gopiyan " ) For a
Directory of other Gods / Goddess - Press 4 For Further Assistance
from
Menka / Pari / Angels -Press *. You press 1 and get connected to
Ganeshji and hear the Following message :
If you want to make a request - Press 5
For complaints / Grievances - Press 6 ( Seldom works)
For thanks giving - Press 7
For any thing else , please press 8 and wait for the
Customer Support Angel to talk to you If you would like to hear
Naradji
(TOLLFREE) singing Bhajan while you are holding - Press *
After a few minutes comes the following message :
"Our records show that you have already prayed once today. Please try
again tomorrow . Meanwhile , if you require any emergency assistance,
please contact our offshore Customer Support Executive priest of your
nearest temple.
Thank you for calling Heaven
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Is Duniya Main Apna Kya Hai.........
Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com hindi_jokes_sms
Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:04 am (PDT)
Is Duniya Main Apna Kya Hai.,
Kehnay Ko Sab Kuch Apna Hai,
Koi Aahat Nahin Rahin Sunsaan Hain,
Aarzoo K Nagar Saray Veeran Hai,...
Kya Kahen Soch K Hum Bhi Hairan Hain,...
Is Tarhan Kitnay Din Kis Tarhan Hum Jiye.
Raah Taktay Hain Janay Kis K Liey...
Door Tak Ab Koi Sang Saathi Nahin,
Koi Deepak Nahin Koi Vaadi Nahin,
Kya Karain Zindgi Yeh Bataati Nahin...
Gham Jo Itnay Zehar Hai Koi Kab Tak Piey
Raah Taktay Hai Hum Jaanay Kis K Liey...
Raat Dhalnay Lagi Bujh Gaye Hain Diey,..
Raah Bhataktay Hain Hum Janay Kis K Liey...
Jaanay Kis K Liey...
Is Nagri K Kuch Logon Nay
Dard Ka Naam Dava Rakha Hai...
Gaanth Agar Lag Jaye Tu Phir Rishtay Ho Ya Doori
Lakh Karain Koshish Khulnay Main Waqt Tu Lagta Hai
Woh Nahi Suntay Hamari Kya Karain....
Mangtay Hain Hum Duaa Jin K Liey..
Kab Khatam Hoga Yeh Safar ' Tanhai' Ka
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When I Asked God for Strength
Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com hindi_jokes_sms
Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:06 am (PDT)
When I Asked God for Strength
He Gave Me Difficult Situations to Face
When I Asked God for Brain & Brown
He Gave Me Puzzles in Life to Solve
When I Asked God for Happiness
He Showed Me Some Unhappy People
When I Asked God for Wealth
He Showed Me How to Work Hard
When I Asked God for Favors
He Showed Me Opportunities to Work Hard
When I Asked God for Peace
He Showed Me How to Help Others
When I Asked God for Friend
He Gave Me You
God Gave Me Nothing I Wanted
He Gave Me Everything I Needed
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Good morning!!!
Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com hindi_jokes_sms
Thu Mar 27, 2008 7:07 pm (PDT)
Good morning!!!
Try Smiling
When the weather suits you not,
Try smiling.
When the coffee isn't hot,
Try smiling.
When your neighbors don't do right,
Or your relatives all fight,
Sure 'tis hard, but then you might
Try smiling.
Doesn't change the things, of course --
Just smiling.
But it cannot make them worse --
Just smiling.
And it seems to help your case,
Brightens up a gloomy place,
Then, it sort o' rests your face --
Just smiling.
Cool Sunny is back AND ROCKing With Your Help Thanks.
Good morning!!!
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4 beautiful poems 4 u
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Thu Mar 27, 2008 7:07 pm (PDT)
4 beautiful poems 4 u
4 beautiful poems 4 u
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Ice Hotel in Sweden(Prishi)
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Thu Mar 27, 2008 10:35 pm (PDT)
Ice Hotel in Sweden
Although ice hotels now exist in several cold countries, the Ice
Hotel in Kiruna, Sweden is best known as the earliest. Since its
creation in 1989, the hotel has featured in many television
travel programmes, newspapers and magazines. With the exception
of the beds, the entire hotel is made completely out of ice
blocks - even the glasses in the bar are made of ice. The ice is
made from water taken from the River Torne. The hotel features
more than 60 rooms and suites, a bar, reception area and chapel.
The hotel only exists between November and May.
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Psychic Reading (Prishi)
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Thu Mar 27, 2008 10:35 pm (PDT)
Psychic Reading Are you in the 2% or 98% of the population?
This is strange...can you figure it out?
Are you usual or unusual
Follow the instructions! NO PEEKING AHEAD!
· Do the following exercise, guaranteed to raise an eyebrow.
· There's no trick or surprise.
· Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one
at a time and as quickly as you can!
· Again, as quickly as you can but don't advance until you've
done eac! h of them ... really.
· Now, scroll down (but not too fast, you might miss
something.)
Think of a number from 1 to 10
Multiply that number by 9
If the number is a 2-digit number, add the digits together
Now subtract 5
Determine which letter in the alphabet corresponds to the number
you ended up with
(example: 1=a, 2=b, 3=c,etc.)
Think of a country that starts with that letter.
Remember the last letter of the name of that country.
Think of the name of an animal that starts with that letter.
Remember the last letter in the name of that animal.
Think of the name of a ! fruit that starts with that letter.
Are you thinking of a Kangaroo in Denmark eating an Orange?
I told you this was FREAKY!! If not, you're among the 2% of the
population whose minds are different enough to think of something
else! 98% of people will answer with kangaroos in Denmark when
given this exercise. Keep this message going. This one is
actually worth sending on to others. Forward it to people you
know so they can find out if they are usual or unusual!
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