Friday, March 21, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1810

Hindi Jokes funny sms shayries pictures

Messages In This Digest (29 Messages)

1.
Anthropomorphic Furniture ( Photo Shop ) From: Shiv@nsh
2.
MY COOL SMS COLLECTION ONLY FOR YOU... From: ~*~Varun~*~
3.
Out of Bounds [ New Image ] ( Photo Shop ) From: Shiv@nsh
4.
Good Wishes From: satishadak
5.
Pyaar hai ek phul From: Vinay Malhotra
6.
~ ~ AGE FOR Various drinks ~ ~ From: nitin jain
7.
Some Funny Jokes From: Sunny Kinger
8.
SO SAID PRINCESS ELIZABETH ..... From: glassnost
9.
SHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!! From: glassnost
10.
look at that From: Vinay Malhotra
11a.
Re: (1)can you do this? From: MD. Nabidul Haque Chowdhury
11b.
Re: (1)can you do this? From: !!! Ankit !!!
12.
new holi greetings From: Vinay Malhotra
13.
SO SAID GEORGE CARLIN .......... From: glassnost
14.
Correct Postures(Prishi) From: Prishi
15.
Autumn in Switzerland(Prishi) From: Prishi
16.
Happy Holi(Prishi) From: Prishi
17.
Save Water Save Life - Happy Holi From: ~~SHWETA~~
18.
Aik Lakeer Terey Naam Ki From: amit goyal
19.
Wishing You and your Loving Family Happy Holi........... Neha An Ang From: dalip goyal
20a.
HAPPY HOLI From: gaurangj9
21.
Fwd: Fw: Advance wishes:  Holi Hai ........ From: netra kulkarni
22.
This is expected from only Indian Ladies From: pritesh bhawsar
23.
Happy Holi To All of you. From: Rajkrishna Verma
24.
Santa -- Banta -- Back with fresh ones From: manoj barai
25a.
thanks From: Banwari Agrawal
26.
friendsh!p From: Anil Kumar
27.
About Holi..............A colourful Celebration............ From: Anil Kumar
28.1.
Re: AAP KO HINDI JOKES FORUM KAISA LAGA WO PLEASE REPLY KARNA. From: ashok yadav

Messages

1.

Anthropomorphic Furniture ( Photo Shop )

Posted by: "Shiv@nsh" shivansh9@gmail.com   shivansh9

Thu Mar 20, 2008 7:24 pm (PDT)

2.

MY COOL SMS COLLECTION ONLY FOR YOU...

Posted by: "~*~Varun~*~" varunchotani@yahoo.com   varunchotani

Thu Mar 20, 2008 7:26 pm (PDT)

MY COOL SMS COLLECTION ONLY FOR YOU.. HOPE YOU LIKE IT.. REPLY ME.. MORE TO COME..
VARUN..
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******* PART- 199 *******

1) A cup of hot hello's, A plate of crispy wishes, A spoon of sweet smiles & A slice of great success. Hope this breakfast makes ur day lovely...!Gud Mrng..!


2) Dil to unke seene mein bhi machalta hoga..

husn bhi so-so rang badalta hoga..

Uthti hongi jab nagahein unki..

Khud "khuda" bhi gir-gir ke sambhalta hoga.


3) Phool bankar muskurana zindagi hai,
Muskura ke gum bhulana zindagi hai,
Mil kar log khush hote hai toh kya hua..
Bina mile DOSTI nibhana Zindagi hai..!!

4) If u find a frnd better or sweeter than me..
Go Ahead..,
I wont stop U..
But wen dat person leaves You,
Look behind..,
I'll b there..ready 2.......

SLAP YOU n ask,"HO GAYI TASALI..!!:-)

5) Un Logo Ka Kya Hua Hoga,
Jinko Meri Tarha Gum Ne Mara Hoga,
Kinare Par Khade Log Kya Jane,
Dubne Wale Ne Kin-Kin Ko Pukara Hoga..!



6) The most determinative & motivating sentence which shud always be followed in
life.
The RACE is NOT OVER because I haven't WON yet.

7) To Prove..,"You Are Not An IDIOT"..
take the test below :

Press Down

Press Up

look...!! , You cudnt even follow the Instructions.!!
U IDIOT.!
Really You Proved It.



8) Morning is God's way of saying:
"One more time! Live life.
Make a difference.
Touch 1 heart.
Encourage 1 mind.
Inspire 1 soul..."
Gud Morg...

9) Life is a one way street....

No Matter which door u take..

Non of them..
leads back..

So Enjoy every moment of ur life..

b'coz nothing will happen the same way again....take care..


10) Lalu Goes 2A Shop & Asks
A Bandarva Ka Photu
Kitne Ka He Re?
Shopkepper>
Woh Phutwa Nahin Sahib
Wo To Seesa (Mirror) He!


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3.

Out of Bounds [ New Image ] ( Photo Shop )

Posted by: "Shiv@nsh" shivansh9@gmail.com   shivansh9

Thu Mar 20, 2008 7:35 pm (PDT)

4.

Good Wishes

Posted by: "satishadak" satishadak@yahoo.com   satishadak

Thu Mar 20, 2008 7:36 pm (PDT)

Dear
Ganesh Kumble
I am New in Hindi_Jokes@yahoogroups.com
I like yours Funny Picture and also jokes
I and my friends good wishes to our ornisation

Yours Friends

Mi mumbaikar

plz send reply

5.

Pyaar hai ek phul

Posted by: "Vinay Malhotra" vinay79malhotra@yahoo.com   vinay79malhotra

Thu Mar 20, 2008 7:54 pm (PDT)

Pyaar hai ek phul


Pyar hai wo hasta huwa phul
Jo har ek insaan ke nasib me nahi..

Jise milta hai pyaar wo is duniya ka
khush nasib insaan hai….
Jise na mile pyaar wo na jane kaise ji leta hai?

Isiliye jindgi me aa kar insaan ne kisi na kise se
pyaar karna chahiye
Ek bar apna dil kisi ke liye bekarar karna chahiye……

Is se jo khushi milti hai wo khushi kisi or chig me nahi….
Is me mushkile bahot si hoti hai
Magar use nibha kar aage badhne wala insaan hi
Pyaar me kamyab kehlaya jata hai….
Harne wale insaan ka pyaar sachha nahi…

Pyaar insaan ko hasna sikhata hai…
Har dard me rona sikhata hai….
Pyaar hai wo ek darya
Jisme kho jane ko ji chahta hai…

Isiko kehte hai pyaar
Jo har pal hame yaado me
Kho jane ko majbur karta hai…

Jaan se jyada is pyaar par
Mar mitne ko dil chata hai

Duniya ki najro se use chura kar
Kahi dur le jane ko ji chahta hai……

Kyoki ye duniya kabhi do sachhe pyaar
Karne walo ko milne nahi deti

Magar dil me ho aas to
Pyaar ki umido ko tutne nahi deti….

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~ ~ AGE FOR Various drinks ~ ~

Posted by: "nitin jain" cutefriend_06@yahoo.co.in   cutefriend_06

Thu Mar 20, 2008 7:55 pm (PDT)

AGE FOR Various drinks

1 TO 3 YEARS = MILK

3 TO 8 = CERELAC

9 TO 16 = HORLICKS

17 TO 25 = BEER

26 TO 30 = BACARDI

31 TO 40 = OLD MONK

41 TO 50 = WHISKEY

51 TO 60 = TONIC

AFTER 60 ANYTIME it's "GANGAJAL"

7.

Some Funny Jokes

Posted by: "Sunny Kinger" sunnykinger@gmail.com   sunnykinger

Thu Mar 20, 2008 7:57 pm (PDT)


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Teacher teaching algebra to student
A=B=C
it means A=C
sir asked 2 giv exampl 4 it
student:sir i luv u, u luv ur daughter,it means i luv ur daughter

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it. .......

A rose is always a rose whether its in a golden pot or in the ground.
Same way u r always my friend whether u r in central jail or mental
hospital...

TEACHER: u call ur mother as MUM. What will u call ur mother's younger
sister & elder sis? Sardar:so simple,i'll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

How to kill a mosquito: Catch it alive,Tie its legs then make gudgudi in
its stomach and when it laughs,Catch its mouth & pour a spoon of poisson
.....

Wife 2 Husband,'See That's My First Boy-Friend At The Bar, He Is
Drinking Since I Left Him 10 Years Ago !' Husband,"Nonsense ! No One Can
Celebrate That Long !.

A Son at college wanted more money.
He sent a telegram to his father
"NO MONEY.
NO FUN.
UR SON."
The father replied:
"HOW SAD,
TOO BAD,
UR DAD!!

Frog goes 2 astrologer 2 know its future.
Ast:u'll meet a young girl who wants 2 no evrythg abt u.
Frg:Grt! wen & whr?
Ast:Nxt semster in biology lab.

Boy:I'll climb d tallest mount,swim d deepest ocean,walk on hot coal
barefoot,jus 4u..!
Girl:So sweet! Can u come 2meet me ?
Boy:Not now,its raining..

Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai

Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?

Population slogan in Bihar: Hum Do Hamare Do, Unke
Baad Jitne Bhi Hon,
Sabko Punjab aur Haryana bhej do

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8.

SO SAID PRINCESS ELIZABETH .....

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Thu Mar 20, 2008 8:02 pm (PDT)


GLASSNOST

9.

SHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Thu Mar 20, 2008 8:04 pm (PDT)


GLASSNOST

10.

look at that

Posted by: "Vinay Malhotra" vinay79malhotra@yahoo.com   vinay79malhotra

Thu Mar 20, 2008 8:10 pm (PDT)



I love you
not only for what you are
But for what I am when I am with you
I love you
not only for what you have made
of yourself
But for what you are making of me
I love you for the part of me
that you will bring out
I love you for passing over
my foolish and weak traits
That you can't help but see
I love you for drawing out
into the light my beauty
That no one else
had loved quite far enough to find



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11a.

Re: (1)can you do this?

Posted by: "MD. Nabidul Haque Chowdhury" emil_4025@yahoo.com   emil_4025

Thu Mar 20, 2008 8:10 pm (PDT)

Dear All,

U cannot create "con" anywhere in computer.
U cannot create "com1", "com2","lpt1" also.
Solution: U can create these folders from DOS command.

Strange behaviour of MS Word:
=rand(200,99)- Here 200 is number of paragraph and 99 is 99 times
repeat the same sentance in 1 paragraph.
1 Indian first discover this and Microsoft don't know why it happend.
Thats why microsoft declare a prize money if anyone find the cause.

Regards,

Emil

11b.

Re: (1)can you do this?

Posted by: "!!! Ankit !!!" MONTY.STARS@GMAIL.COM   ankit_m_joshi

Fri Mar 21, 2008 4:59 am (PDT)

its possible man... from dos command s ... i aleready create from that
comands ...
12.

new holi greetings

Posted by: "Vinay Malhotra" vinay79malhotra@yahoo.com   vinay79malhotra

Thu Mar 20, 2008 8:16 pm (PDT)








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13.

SO SAID GEORGE CARLIN ..........

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Thu Mar 20, 2008 8:53 pm (PDT)



GLASSNOST

14.

Correct Postures(Prishi)

Posted by: "Prishi" prishi_pari@yahoo.com   prishi_pari

Thu Mar 20, 2008 9:00 pm (PDT)

Correct Postures
Here are some correct postures which should be used while using a
computer to reduce stress and other ill effects.

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Autumn in Switzerland(Prishi)

Posted by: "Prishi" prishi_pari@yahoo.com   prishi_pari

Thu Mar 20, 2008 9:00 pm (PDT)

Autumn in Switzerland
The Swiss Confederation or Switzerland is a landlocked federal
state in Europe, which borders Germany, France, Italy, Austria
and Liechtenstein. The country has a strong tradition of
political and military neutrality, but also of international
co-operation, and is home to many international organizations.

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Happy Holi(Prishi)

Posted by: "Prishi" prishi_pari@yahoo.com   prishi_pari

Thu Mar 20, 2008 9:49 pm (PDT)




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Save Water Save Life - Happy Holi

Posted by: "~~SHWETA~~" shwetakapoor_05@yahoo.co.in   shwetakapoor_05

Fri Mar 21, 2008 4:43 am (PDT)


DEAR ALL FRIENDS,










AN EXCELLENT EYE OPENER ! LET'S REMEMBER
FOREVER......................















SAVE WATER SAVE LIFE ..




HAPPY HOLI

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18.

Aik Lakeer Terey Naam Ki

Posted by: "amit goyal" amitgoyal_pau@yahoo.com   amitgoyal_pau

Fri Mar 21, 2008 4:50 am (PDT)

kuch udaas kuch khamosh
kuch bebas see lakeerien merey
haath ki?
Dhoondta Rehta hoon aksar in Lakeeron main
Aik lakeer tere naam ki
Kuch maloom bhi hey
Kuch dil bhi janta hey
Ke in lakeeron main koi lakeer Nahi tere naam ki
Phir bhi naa jane kion dhondta Rehta hoon
Aksar ek lakeer tere naam ki
Aik lakeer
terey naam ki.

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Wishing You and your Loving Family Happy Holi........... Neha An Ang

Posted by: "dalip goyal" dalipgoyal68@yahoo.co.in   dalipgoyal68

Fri Mar 21, 2008 4:51 am (PDT)


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20a.

HAPPY HOLI

Posted by: "gaurangj9" gaurangj9@yahoo.co.in   gaurangj9

Fri Mar 21, 2008 4:52 am (PDT)

Hawa ke Hath Paigam Bheja Hai….

Roshani ke Jariye 1 Arman Bheja Hai…..

Fursat Mile To Kabul Kar Lena Is Nachiz Ne ….

Rango ke Tyohar ka pyar bheja hai….

HAPPY HOLI

21.

Fwd: Fw: Advance wishes:  Holi Hai ........

Posted by: "netra kulkarni" netraknet@yahoo.co.in   netraknet

Fri Mar 21, 2008 4:52 am (PDT)

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This is expected from only Indian Ladies

Posted by: "pritesh bhawsar" pritesh.bhawsar@hotmail.com   pritesh_744

Fri Mar 21, 2008 4:53 am (PDT)



To: hindi_jokes@yahoogroups.com
From: iha_khatri@yahoo.com
Date: Tue, 18 Mar 2008 11:44:01 -0700
Subject: [Hindi_Jokes] Fwd: www.WowMails.com — This is expected from only Indian Ladies

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Date: Wed, 6 Feb 2008 15:01:17 +0530
Subject: www.WowMails.com — This is expected from only Indian Ladies

When nature strikes and your property suffers from disaster, then, obviously you would start panicking and forget TV serials for the time being. In INDIA t hey cannot miss their favorite T.V . Serial even if there is flood, storm, gale or earthquake!! !! DO U THINK I AM KIDDING.............OK THEN JUST SCROLL DOWN - - - - - Look at the expression of worry on helpless Husband's face near the door.


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Happy Holi To All of you.

Posted by: "Rajkrishna Verma" rajkrishna_rajkrishna@yahoo.co.in   rajkrishna_rajkrishna

Fri Mar 21, 2008 4:54 am (PDT)

Hello Dear Friends
Happy Holi to all of you.

I wish that You have all possible colors in your life and life remain full of joy always.
Smile like a rose.


Thanks & Regards
Rajkrishna Verma

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24.

Santa -- Banta -- Back with fresh ones

Posted by: "manoj barai" manoj_barai87@yahoo.co.in   manoj_barai87

Fri Mar 21, 2008 4:55 am (PDT)

HAPPY HOLI TO ALL FRIENDS,
WISH U BEST OF LUCK IN LIFE

Just ForSmiles ..!!!

Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!"
Banta : Nahi Pape, it's my HELLO TUNE!






Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghus Ayaa..
Daku : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao..!
Banta : Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao!







Santa : Kaisi Sabzi Banai Hai, Bilkul Gobar Jaisa Swad Hai !
Jasmeet : Hey bhagwan! Na Jane Inhone Kya-Kya Kha Ke Dekha Hua Hai.
Gobar Ka Swad Bhi Pata Hai..!







Banta : Praji, Jab Main Paida Hua Tha To Military Walon Ne 21 Topein Chalayeen Thi.
Santa : Kamaal Hai ! Sab Ka Nishana Kayse Chook Gaya ..?







Santa meets his friend Bunta
Santa : A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B...!
Bunta : Oye, Iska Matlab ?
Santa : Kuch Nahin Yaar, I Mean Long Time No C..!






Santa : Drinking-n-Driving Dono Nalo Naal Nai Ho Sakde.
Banta : Kyoo Ji ?
Santa : Je SpeedBbreaker Aa Gaya Taa Peg Dul Jau.







Phone Ki Ganti Baji.
Santa : Phone Mere Liye Ho To Kehna Mein Ghar Pe Nahin Hoon.
Jasmeet : Wo Ghar Pe Hain.
Santa : Maine Mana Kiya Tha Ke...
Jasmeet : Phone Mere Liye Tha!







Santa : Aapne Nurse Bahut Changi Rakhi Hai, Uska Haath Lagtey Hi Mein Theek Ho Gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta Hoon, Thappad Ki Awaaz Mujhe Bhi Sunai Di Thi.





Santa : Oh Yaar Main Badi Mushkil Mein Hoon...
Meri Biwi Mujhse Ek Pappi Ka Ek Rupeya Leti Hai..!
Banta : Oh Yaar Tu Bada Lucky Hai, Auron Se To Woh 5 Rupye Leti Hai.




Santa : Yaar! Main Apna Purse Ghar Bhool Aaya, Mainu 1000 Rs Chahide Si.
Banta : Dost Hi Dost De Kam Aunda Hai, Le 10 Rs, Riksha Kar Te Purse Le Aa.




Banta : Wo Ladki Deaf Lagti Hai. Main Kuch Kehta Hoon, Woh Kuch Aur Hi Bolti Hai.
Santa : Kaise?
Banta : Maine Kaha I Luv U, To Woh Boli 'Maine Kal Hi Naye Sandal kharide hain'




A crow shits on Banta. Preeto gives tissue paper to him.
Banta: Koi Fhayda Nahin, Kauwa Toh Udd Gaya ..!




Santa : When I get mad at you,you never fight back.How do you control your anger?
Jasmeet : I clean the toilet bowl.
Santa : How does that help?
Jasmeet : I use your toothbrush!




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Fri Mar 21, 2008 4:58 am (PDT)



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About Holi..............A colourful Celebration............

Posted by: "Anil Kumar" anilkumar143_2007@yahoo.com   anilkumar143_2007

Fri Mar 21, 2008 4:58 am (PDT)

A colourful celebration Holi is the Hindu festival that welcomes the Spring and celebrates the new life and energy of the season. Although Holi has religious roots, not much religious activity is involved in its celebration.
A child enjoys Holi ©

Holi is the most energetic Indian festival, filled with fun and good humour; even the strict rules of separation between castes are abandoned.
Holi is also called 'The Festival of Colours', and people celebrate the festival by smearing each other with paint, and throwing coloured powder and dye around in an atmosphere of great good humour.
Holi is seen by some as the Hindu festival that is nearest in spirit to St. Valentine's Day.
Holi in Brief
A spring festival, usually celebrated in March
Holi also celebrates Krishna, and the legend of Holika and Prahalad
Holi is particularly celebrated in North India
Although Holi has religious roots there are few religious things to do
Distinctions of caste, class, age, and gender are suspended during Holi
A very exuberant festival, with dancing, singing, and throwing of paint
Holi features gender rivalry, with contests between men and women, and public flirting
Bonfires are lit during Holi, and food offerings are roasted
The festival is officially celebrated on the day after full moon during the month of Phalunga, which falls in February-March.
During the evening of the full moon, bonfires are lit in the streets.
These bonfires not only purify the air of evil spirits, but mark the story of Holika and Prahalad.
The next day, people of all ages go into the streets for jollifications and paint-throwing.
You can get the feel of the modern festival by reading this report on Holi in Chandigarh:
It was a sunny day, offering a perfect setting for the revellers.
The festivities picked up around 10 a.m. with kids targeting passersby with their colour-filled 'gubaras' and 'pichkaris' from roof-tops and shouting 'Holi hai'.
"Soon the entire city was dominated by 'youth brigades' zipping around on their jeeps, cars and mo-bikes, with loads of colour packed on their vehicles.
Drenched in the 'Holi' spirit to the core, they spared none. Everyone coming in their way got a splash of colour either spewed by water-jets or from different shades of 'gulal'.
©Tribune India, 3 March 1999 Spiderman? The big Holi craze among children in Mumbai in 2001 was a Spiderman gun made of plastic. Other popular "play'n'spray" toys came in the shape of pistols, hand grenades and miniature army tanks.
Role Reversal Holi is a time when traditional roles and levels of status in Indian society are turned upside down.
In one part of India there is a tradition of men and women taking part in a mock battle, however one of the rules is that the men are not allowed to fight back.
Equality Holi is a festival enjoyed by all castes. ©

Holi is a great leveller.
By the time everyone has been covered in paint and coloured water, it's pretty hard to see any of the normal clues as to who is what caste, or what class.
And because no-one is likely to take designer clothes out for a soaking, there's not much chance of seeing who is rich and who is poor.
Holi is a festival that's enjoyed by both high and low. Indian newspapers are likely to show pictures of ministers, even prime ministers, seriously splashed with paint.
Don't Try This at Home During Holi celebrations in India it's possible to behave pretty outrageously.
You can throw paint at strangers, soak your friends with coloured water while saying "don't feel offended, it's Holi", and, unless you're very unlucky, no-one will be upset. (But don't try this outside India!)
The Messiest Festival Holi is messy, there is no getting around that.
People throw powder paint (called "gulal") at each other (yes, even at complete strangers) and no-one seems to mind. The air is often bright with clouds of coloured powder.
Gold and Silver used to be popular colours with young women, but are currently unfashionable.
Pichkaris The more gadget-minded fill water pistols or long syringes (called pichkaris) with coloured water for distance squirting. Balloons and folded paper water bombs full of coloured water are another useful weapon of fun.
Tesu Holi colours used to be made from the flowers of the 'tesu' tree. These would be gathered from the trees, dried in the sun, and then ground up.
When this powder was mixed with water it produced an orange-red coloured fluid.
Gulal Gulal is powdered colour, and Indian streets are bright with stalls selling powders of different colours for days before the festival.
Abeer Abeer (small crystals of mica) is used to make sparkly colours.
Because of health fears (see below), natural colours such as mehndi, haldi, besan and maida have become popular again.
Health Warnings In the last few years there has been much concern about gulal and abeer being mixed with dangerous material, and people becoming ill, or even blind as a result of using it.
Small bits of mica (chamkili) are used to give the 'gulal' a shine. When smeared on the face, mica and colour powder might get into the eyes and affect the cornea leading to abrasions and loss of sight.Dr Rajvardhan Azad, National Society for the Prevention of Blindnesn, India Another expert warned:
"Many Holi colours sold in the market are oxidized metals or industrial dyes mixed with engine oil and can have dangerous effects on the skin and eyes".

-Anil


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