Tuesday, April 1, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1827

Messages In This Digest (17 Messages)

1.
Will You Always Love Me? yes or no From: ganeshkumble11
2a.
PORTRATES COLLECTION-1 From: ganesh kumble
3a.
Quarter Horse or Quarterhorse? From: ganeshkumble11
4.
But if one day you call...And there is no answer...Come fast to see From: ganeshkumble11
5.
LEAVE LETTERS From: ganeshkumble11
6.
The Wheels of Life!!!!!!!!!!!!!! From: ganeshkumble11
7.
I Love You Cards From: ganeshkumble11
8a.
Take some time to... From: ganeshkumble11
8b.
Take some time to... From: ganeshkumble11
9.
NATURE PICTURES... From: ganeshkumble11
10.
JAANE KYON... JAANE KYON... From: ganeshkumble11
11a.
FLASH NEWS : DEEPIKA WEDS YUVRAJ From: glassnost
11b.
FLASH NEWS : DEEPIKA WEDS YUVRAJ From: funlok@googlegroups.com
12.
YOU'RE THE SMARTEST PERSON I'VE EVER MET From: glassnost
13.
Kashmir in WinterPrishi) From: Prishi
14.
Crazy Pics...(Prishi) From: Prishi
15.
GREAT AWARD WINNING PAINTINGS................ From: funlok@googlegroups.com

Messages

1.

Will You Always Love Me? yes or no

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:58 am (PDT)

Will you Always Love me ?

When summers have passed beyond
my fingers on both hands
When the color of my hair matches
the color of the full moon

When my body takes a different shape
and the pounds are easily seen
When the excitement felt from my
touch seems to lose its magic

Will you see me in a different way?
will your love for me change?
Or will you whisper each morning I
am still the love of your life?

Will you look upon me with the eyes
that adore and cherish me then?
Reminding me why you chose me to be
the one you share your life with?

Will your voice of reassurance when
I am blue, be a measure of your love?
Cradling me in your loving arms when
you see a tear escape my eye

All of these questions and many other's
wander through my mind as I say
Hold me close my darling and let me
feel your heart beat against mine



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2a.

PORTRATES COLLECTION-1

Posted by: "ganesh kumble" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:58 am (PDT)

3a.

Quarter Horse or Quarterhorse?

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Mon Mar 31, 2008 12:59 pm (PDT)

Quarter Horse or Quarterhorse?
Save a bundle on feeding this quarter horse...

Quarter Horse or Quarterhorse?
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4.

But if one day you call...And there is no answer...Come fast to see

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Mon Mar 31, 2008 6:26 pm (PDT)

I will be there.......
If one day you feel like crying...
Call me.
I don't promise that I will make you laugh,
But I can cry with you

If one day you want to run away--
Don't be afraid to call me.
I don't promise to ask you to stop...
But I can run with you

If one day you don't want to listen
to anyone...
Call me.
I promise to be there for you.
And I promise to be very quiet.

But if one day you call...
And there is no answer...
Come fast to see me.
Perhaps I need you.
-The End -

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5.

LEAVE LETTERS

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Mon Mar 31, 2008 6:26 pm (PDT)

This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India ...

1. Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.

2. This is from Oracle Bangalore:
From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."

3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

4. From H.A.L. Administration dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

6. An incident of a leave letter
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."

7. A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

9. Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..."

10. Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

11. Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

12. Letter writing: -
"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."


13. A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'...As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.
6.

The Wheels of Life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Mon Mar 31, 2008 6:26 pm (PDT)

The Wheels of Life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Wheels of Life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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7.

I Love You Cards

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Mon Mar 31, 2008 6:26 pm (PDT)

I Love You Cards


I Love You Cards

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8a.

Take some time to...

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Mon Mar 31, 2008 6:26 pm (PDT)



Take some time to...

Take some time to...
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8b.

Take some time to...

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Mon Mar 31, 2008 6:26 pm (PDT)



Take some time to...

Take some time to...
http://hindijokes.informc.com
9.

NATURE PICTURES...

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Mon Mar 31, 2008 6:26 pm (PDT)

NATURE PICTURES...

NATURE PICTURES...

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10.

JAANE KYON... JAANE KYON...

Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Mon Mar 31, 2008 6:26 pm (PDT)


JAANE KYON... JAANE KYON...

jaane kyon log flurt karte hain
jaane kyon woh affairs chalate hain
jaane kyon....jaane kyon...
jaane kyon jaane kyon jaane kyon

affairs bin jeene main rakha kya hai
affair jiska nahi woh tanha hai
affair 100 rang lekar ata hai
affair hi zindagi sajaata hai

log chup-chupkar affair chalate hain
aur sabke samne frnds ban jate hain
jaane kyon..jaane kyon,,,
jaane kyon jaane kyon jaane kyon

affair best frnds main ladai karata hai
affair main banda pagal ho jarta hai
affair na chahte hue bhi chal jata hai
affair bahut badnami karata hai
akhir main har ladai ka base ban jata hai
jaane kyon ..jaane kyon
jaane kyon jaane kyon jaanekyon

lekin kabhi kabhi ye payar main convert ho jata hai
jhoot har such aur such har jhoot ho jata hai
payar ki gaadi main 5th gear lag jata hai
aur yun affair zindagi ka safar ban jata hai
jaane kyon... jaane kyon

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11a.

FLASH NEWS : DEEPIKA WEDS YUVRAJ

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Mon Mar 31, 2008 6:38 pm (PDT)


GLASSNOST

11b.

FLASH NEWS : DEEPIKA WEDS YUVRAJ

Posted by: "funlok@googlegroups.com" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:25 pm (PDT)



FLASH NEWS : DEEPIKA WEDS YUVRAJ
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12.

YOU'RE THE SMARTEST PERSON I'VE EVER MET

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:55 pm (PDT)



GLASSNOST

13.

Kashmir in WinterPrishi)

Posted by: "Prishi" prishi_pari@yahoo.com   prishi_pari

Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:24 pm (PDT)

Kashmir in Winter Pictures
Kashmir, also known as Cashmere, is the northerwestern region of
the Indian subcontinent. Today Kashmir refers to a much larger
area that includes the regions of Kashmir valley, Jammu and
Ladakh. The main "Valley of Kashmir" is a low-lying fertile
region surrounded by magnificent mountains and fed by many
rivers. It is renowned for its natural beauty and quaint
lifestyle.

Kashmir is derived from the Sanskrit "Kashyapa" + "Mira", which
means the mountain range of sage Kashyapa. Srinagar, the ancient
capital, lies alongside Dal Lake and is famous for its canals and
houseboats. Srinagar (alt. 1,600 m. or 5,200 ft.) served as a
favoured summer capital for many foreign conquerors who found the
heat of the Northern Indian plains in the summer season to be
oppressive. Just outside the city are the beautiful Shalimar,
Nishat and Chashmashahi gardens created by Mughal emperors.

Kashmir was one of the most important centres of Buddhism in
India. Kashmir retained a strong influence of Buddhism despite
the influence of Kashmir Saivism and the various Sufi Orders of
Islam. Following are some gorgeous pictures of Kashmir in Winter.


[Kashmir in Winter]

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Crazy Pics...(Prishi)

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GREAT AWARD WINNING PAINTINGS................

Posted by: "funlok@googlegroups.com" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   hindi_jokes_sms

Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:25 pm (PDT)



I am a jocker.And my work is to make others laughing.

I a ghost.If you fight with me i will eat you.

I am a monkey that s y i live at tree.

I am a puppy.

Hey sweety is my name.How are you?

I am chotu.I like to play whole day.

Meet me i am chunnu.I like my puppy.

I eat whole day.That s y i am fat.

hi i am preeti.i am member kumble's
hindi jokes group and forum.i luv u all.

Is there any one who play with me?

I chotu's friend Motu.

Hi i am chunni.

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